Stanford Quarterback Christian McCaffrey

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Hottest quarterback in college football...

[quote]He'd better win the Heisman this year, or there will be hell to pay!

What'll you do, pussy? Slap your computer monitor and cry?

Just look at that handsome face.

I guarantee he's going to be the #1 pick for the NFL when he decides to enter the draft.

What is the purpose of the bands that they wear on their upper arms?

It is the count of how many butts they've rimmed, r5.

DL Hot

He's not a quarterback.

Running Back

I'd eat his ass until I got to his small intestines.

[quote] I would rim his beautiful bubble butt for days!

Link to ass pics please.

I'm sure it's no Anthony Recker ass.

GUNS!

Christian is #5 in the photo.

Maybe not the best picture of his glorious ass, but if you watch him on game day, you'll see that wonderful bubbble butt!

It was on full display on Saturday against USC.

The photographer cropped out most of it...

Gimme dat azzz!

He's the Tim Tebow of 2016

Except that he's straight, R17. And not a fundie.

R18

Tebow is straight too. You don't want to believe, but that don't make it so.

Meh. As I thought: it's no Anthony Recker ass.

Another hot McCaffrey... Dylan McCaffrey, quarterback at Michigan.

He's smokin'!

Dylan is so purdy!

Dylan McCaffrey hotness!

[quote] Another hot McCaffrey... Dylan McCaffrey, quarterback at Michigan. He's smokin'!

Oh, yes, he is. How, erm, "fresh" is he?

I could watch him play football all day long...

He's straight? No wonder everyone loves him.

I am in the family, and I cannot tell you how proud we are of all the McCaffery athletes.

Thanks for recognizing Christian OP!

Dylan > Christian

Nice post, R27.

So nobody knows what the purpose of those bands is?

R30 I will try to find out. I am a football nut, and I have never seen the band on the arm before.

Uh, Christian McCaffrey is indeed an arrogant fundie nightmare, but he is smart enough (as compared to Tebow, who is way hotter, btw) not to constantly blather on about it and alienate potential fans.

He is the perfect picture of white privilege - he has a bevy of boy's club millionaires around Stanford begging to do him favors and help him out however they can. Also, he is a running back, not a quarterback, though, who cares, it's all just sportsball, right?

Go sportsball team! Go!

I just want to know if he's a catcher or a pitcher!

I've never had any interest in football or an of the sportsball games unless Tino Martinez was playing. What is the difference between a running back and a quarterback?

R32 You are wrong that the McCaffreys are fundies. They are Xtian, yes, but unless you call all people who are Protestant fundies, they are not.

Fundies are the extreme right of Christianity,. They reach their arms up to the sky when praying and even sometimes while singing, they sometimes speak in tongues and they take the Bible literally. The McCaffreys are sophisticated occasional church goers.

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They beat UCLA last week, in a squeaker!

Looking forward to them playing UW this week.

To some gays like OP, all football players are quarterbacks.

he poops jut like everyone else

And of course there is THE MCCAFFERY, Ed McCaffrey who played for the Denver Broncos and also attended Stanford in his college days.

Ed McCaffery also happens to be Christian's father.

R21 you're wrong. Dylan McCaffery is not quarterback at Michigan. He's still in high school. He has signed a letter of intent to play at Michigan. Get your facts right.

And again, Ed McCaffery also happens to be Dylan's dad.

Here's a pic of Ed in his glory days with the Broncos.

Why are Christian's teeth so yellow?

Does he chew tobacco?

I happened to find a butt shot of dad on the field. I remember him being tall and long legged when I saw him play. I never paid attention to the butt. He cut a nice figure on the field in comparison to all the other guys. He was total hotness in his uniform.

[quote]What is the purpose of the bands that they wear on their upper arms?

R5, they're to help prevent tearing of the tendons in the triceps from impact/over-extension when landing on the arms and hands.

[quote]You don't want to believe

I don't believe it because it isn't true. Exclusive heterosexuality is a social construct created by penis-rapists for the purposes of baby-farming, nation-building and the systematic subjugation of women. It has no benefits to humanity.

Wow, I'm blown away that Washington beat Stanford so badly on Friday.

44-6!!!

That's unbelievable. Washington sucks ass!

The Huskies may have won this one game, but they won't win the Pac-12.

I hope that Stanford comes back and beats the living fuck out of them. Washington Huskies are LOSERS!

Haha R46. I didn't happen to catch it but what a stunner it must have been.

I'd vote for Trump for an hour in bed with him.

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I personally prefer his older brother, former Duke WR Max McCaffrey

More shirtless Christian

R51 He looks a lot like Billy.

He's got some big ass bulky legs.

Very hot, but looks like he could be 80-90% douche.

Those damn legs are amazing. What I wouldn't give to be those compression tights in R52's pic.

He's pretty good on the piano too. Supposedly, like Ferris Bueller, he never took a lesson.

I'm always hopeful when I click on these threads, only to find DL going nuts over an AWG every single time.

[quote]I'm always hopeful when I click on these threads, only to find DL going nuts over an AWG every single time.

And they ALWAYS look like homophobic frat boys.

And they wonder how Drumpf got into the White House.

[quote] Very hot, but looks like he could be 80-90% douche.

He's a conservative fundie football player, so why is this even surprising?

Eddie & wife Lisa did a mighty fine job breeding the McCaffrey spawn. Lisa was a standout soccer player at Stanford (where she met Ed), and her father Dave won a silver medal in the 100M at the 1960 Rome Olympics. Solid athletic genes in that family, as well as multi-generational good looks.

And yes, r53. Uncle Billy was hot too. Saw him up close & personal at the Duke team hotel in '91. Gorgeous.

Why does it look like he has Crix belly?

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I know them. They're a genuinely good and humble family. Go piss on someone else.

must have an incredible edible anus!

it's somewhat interesting that another hunk with the Panthers Luke Kuechly, immediately after Christian came aboard, supposedly took him out for dinner and per Luke, just wanted to fill him in on what to expect as a Panther! (Interesting because there are some rumors whirling around him (oh, wait, he has a gf-no?) However if the rumors ever prove to be true, their 'union' would be one made in heaven! lol