Reasons why Jon Hamm is a closeted homosexual. What's yours?

Hamm dated Sarah Clarke in high school.

Well, that's one...he was a senior and it was arranged from his friends in his drama club. I think they were both in the same club.

He fucks a lot of random snatch for a gay guy, OP. He's been doing it for years.

He loves to freeball, showing off the goods...

Although he is my current love crush, sadly I don't believe him to be gay. I got a late start to the Mad Men series, I became obsessed with it, along with Mr. Draper. I just finished the entire series the other day. To me the man is flawless, he'd be perfect, if he was gay. But he's not. He's beautiful.

Who is Jon Hamm?

Tina Fey not bitchy?

OP is on crack.

He is great at comedy but I naturally assumed he was gay and that is why he beat up that poor boy in high school.

At this point he is about the best looking thing in Hollywood...I want to see him in something great. NOT A GODDAMN SUPER HERO MOVIE!

R9 OP hates you.

Miss Hamm and her career have already been discussed at length on the DL.

Many on the DL conclude that Miss Hamm's stardom will continue to burn brightly... on DL.

Why do DL queeny queens dislike Jon Hamm?

Jon Hamm is not gay. My gaydar is not that out of wack. Sorry folks.

OP is a shitty fag with shitty gaydar.

Nah, R14.

I think R14 is just delusional. So many gay guys are just fixated on famous straight guys, hoping that they'll turn out to be gay. Rarely works like that.

Queeny queens

Yeah, that too R16

You're looking for queens?

I know of many handsome Hollywood leading men who are secretly gay or have occasionally dabbled in the mansex. DL could list some of them if you want. But not Jon Hamm, sorry. He's straight and secure about it.

I'd bet my mother AND my poodle that Jon had a drunken handy/BJ or two during his frat days.

There's no way some determined and enterprising gay or bi frat bro let an opportunity pass by to suck on that luscious monster in college. Can you imagine how fresh and beautiful Jon must've back then? His bulge must've rarefied the very air in every single one of his classes. Fuck, just the thought of it!

She is a train wreck these days.

R19 "Secure" is the right word, and the most logical explanation for almost every single one of OP's reasons. Closeted men shy away from being friends with openly gay guys. As for his girlfriend being bisexual or maybe lesbian, that could explain his constant pussy-hounding. And she probably figured "if Jon Hamm can't make me wet, I must be a lesbian!"

And if Hamm got blowjobs in college, it doesn't make him gay, just really horny. But they guys that blew him - definitely gay! and lucky!!!!!

Can anyone elaborate on R8s comment?

OP would be invaluable to medical researchers. How ever many times he got dropped on his head as a baby should definitely be documented as being way too many.

Yes OP is such an embarrassing representation of homo.

OP didn't identify him or herself. R25 and others are making an assumption. Is it possible OP is actually a woman who was spurned by Mr. Hamm so this is her uncreative way of attempting to get back at him? To me, OP sounds way too naive to be a living, breathing male homosexual.

R26, anything is possible, but what you're suggesting seems EXTREMELY unlikely.

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I would've stolen his jockstrap and sniffed it until I burst a blood vessel

Cookies were smelled

He really got off on his fraternal activities.

Oh, he's capable, all right.

Hamm lives in the bubble and seems lazy. He's not gay.

I really wish I could 👍🏼 or ❤️ some of these posts instead of commenting. You guys make me laaaaaaugh.

Oh, GURL. That swimsuit was poorly advised.

Can't tell if OP is 1. autistic 2. frau 3. PMBT

Claims he was a Waiter around Hollywood for years but with no specifics. To me that says, "Big-dicked kept boi waiting for a break".

OR it means...EGADS...that he, thousands of other actors, worked in a restaurant? I mean REALLY r38? REALLY?

OP's delusions are kind of sad, really. So, if a man is gay friendly, and has fun with his gay friends and is very chummy with them, that automatically means he's a closet case? He couldn't just be, oh say, a decent straight guy who doesn't have stupid, juvenile issues with being around gay men for fear of the gay? Like, isn't that what we hope for in all straight men? That they all learn that gay men aren't a threat to their precious masculinity and that they are respectful and at ease around us? Or do you prefer hate-spewing homophobes?

My gaydar tells me this guy dabbles in gay sex more than we want to admit.

His very quick peen shot from Mad Men.. Season 6.. Episode 10.. "Favors".

Much easier to see in motion.

He destroyed some guy's genitals during hazing rituals.

We always kill the things we most want.

I don't think he's gay but I could see him being occasionally bi.

Gay.

He went on the Dating Game just for the money.

And he reads Playboy just for the articles.