Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos' son

Sister-girl is a little busty, ain't she? Or at best zaftig.

Mark has a big nodule next to his nose!

I would be embarrassed as all get out if I was in a photo where I could see my mother's fucking nipple.

Are there frequent screaming matches and long, resentful sullen silences between mother and daughter over "weight issues"?

A better picture of him without the glasses and taken a few years ago.

Sorry, I can't get over what a vomit-worthy, coke whore, self-victimization famewhore his Jersey trash mother is.

At a glance, two children appear apparently, flamboyantly gay and the young lady has a childhood obesity issue. Or, maybe it's just puberty.

There's a whole lot of gayface in that pic. I think only Kelly might be the only hetero.

That poor chunky girl. Growing up with that bitchy, anorexic mother. I bet her life has been hell.

Flee little darling! Get your ass out of there as soon as you legally can.

r6 Watch it. I know people who grew up with her in Camden County, NJ and Calista Flockhart in Burlington County, NJ. Those South Jersey girls know how to cut a bitch!

Hello Kelly, dear. Who's bothering today?

Good lord, put a bra on those saggy flapjacks.

Tragic

Yersej is TRASH

r11 = Karen Walker

That poor girl has those Mexican and Italian fat genes to fight on her father's side.

Would it be Kelly pressuring her to lose weight or would it be Mark? Kelly was heavier when she was first on AMC, and I remember there was either rumors or speculation that part of the reason she got as thin as she did was pressure from Mark - that he was a bit controlling.

Has Michael had the sex yet?

Maybe Kelly keeps the daughter fat so she CAN'T flee.

The younger seems a bit happy. Is he a gayling?

the girl is fatter than the entire family put together

R18 He's, like, 13.

The girl is going through puberty. She is tall and will most likely thin out. It must be awful having an 80 lb mother who judges everything she wears. The girl is not "obese". She looks healthy.

You didn't know you liked cock at 13? r20

The daughter inherited mother Kelly's looks - her ORIGINAL looks before the botox, surgeries, and eating disorders. She really is a carbon copy of Kelly when she started in All My Children, extra weight and all.

The button on Michael's jacket is about to pop.

Wow, and I thought I had an ugly kid.

[quote]At a glance, two children appear apparently, flamboyantly gay and the young lady has a childhood obesity issue. Or, maybe it's just puberty

Or maybe you're just an asshole.

Kelly has insinuated that her husband had a rough upbringing, and she was determined her kids would have everything he didn't even when Mark protested.

[quote]That poor girl has those Mexican and Italian fat genes to fight on her father's side. But her father is not and was never fat. Trust me, the genes come from Mommy, who was just as chunky when she was her daughter's age.

Get off of DL you fat frau, nobody wants your PC bullshit here.

Anyone know which college Michael's heading to?

The au pair must spend a lot of time in the psychiatrist's waiting room.

I am sure Kelly and Mark are always bitching at their daughter for her extra 20 pounds. Don't worry DL, I am sure her parents make her life a living hell.

She's gayer than a flock of doves shitting glitter.

Let's try this again:

[quote]That poor girl has those Mexican and Italian fat genes to fight on her father's side.

But her father is not and was never fat. Trust me, the genes come from Mommy, who was just as chunky when she was her daughter's age.

R22 No, is that a thing? Were you molested as a child?

Mark was one fat toddler.

[quote]Get off of DL you fat frau, nobody wants your PC bullshit here.

When did not referring to 15 year-old girls chunky or fat become PC?

If only you'd post pictures of yourself at their age. I imagine you'd be holding a musket with an American flag in the background.

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What foolishness here. I see the Kelly show, often Mark, as well as the kids sometimes, are on it or shown. NONE are fat. The older son is a doll!

r39 Okay, okay, okay.

kelly looked great in her wedding photo; before she decided to go scary skinny and bleach blonde. her kids look just fine-her daughter is cute.

Dear Kelly,

Time for a bra.

She has no titties. Why would she need a bra?

R38, today Rachel Ray was promoting her "Home Collection."

Kelly is titless.

R43 She sure has perky nips, though.

r26

Let me fix your error, "I guess I'm an asshole"

Those sons are not anywhere near attractive. And if you consider how good looking the parents are, they're downright ugly.

They're adorable.

I love mixed brothers!

The older son is cute and he's 19, how delightful!

Some clips of Kelly dancing on Dance Party USA in the 80's starts at the 1:17 mark:

R35 Sorry, some of us realized we liked sex at puberty. Just because you didn't have tingles in your gunt until you were 25 doesn't make us broken or sick.

Kelly is such a YummyMummy.

Kelly must hate her chunky daughter.

"You were a big fat bitch when you were my age, and your hair was like total shit, so shut up. I hate you, I hate you!" [door slamming]

[outside door] "Listen, you ungrateful little bitch. I worked my ass off to look hot, and I am an inspiration to millions! Nobody will want you if you don't start dieting and exercising NOW!"

I think the son has the hipster geek look going on. You can tell he's quite handsome.

[quote]The girl is going through puberty. She is tall and will most likely thin out. It must be awful having an 80 lb mother who judges everything she wears. The girl is not "obese". She looks healthy.

The term is baby fat, what would a bunch of queens know. Girls need fat in their body to start the menstruating process and develop breasts.

Kelly & Mark's little Hampton weekend home.

Remember when that nasty little queen put his hands on my mouth? I made sure he never worked on TV again.

Rosie was right about Trump, called it years ago, and she was sorta right about Kelly. All her friends are gay so she thinks she's one of the guys and can joke about it.

[quote]The term is baby fat, what would a bunch of queens know. Girls need fat in their body to start the menstruating process and develop breasts.

You need some fat, we all do, she has MORE than just some fat, way more.

[quote]You can tell he's quite handsome.

Yes, Mark is, the son is in Chloe Lattanzi and the potato head trio range.

R43 Those pancakes need some support

We won't find out who her co-host will be until November sweeps, though Gordon, Lopez and Savage are not on the list.

That was a bullshit message. The new season starts in September and no way will Disney start the season and go two more months without a co-host. It's down to Fred Savage and Jerry O'Connell, with Anderson Cooper if he decides to jump the CNN ship which is possible since it's turning into Faux News II. Savage and O'Connell have young kids and the move to NY is a big one. Expect the announcement by mid August.

Insiders say it's Jerry - he and Rebecca already have an apartment here in NYC. She'll stay in LA with the kids and he'll move here and there will be commutation going on.

As for the gay son - he's 19 now and clearly his father has taught him EVERYTHING incl. how to please a real man - which the boy also learned from his "uncles" Andy and Anderson...

What is Mark's career like now? Does he still act anywhere? His on-line sitcom got canned, and he's the only pretty-boy actor Ryan Murphy ever used in American Horror Story who didn't recur. Is his primary job now servicing Andy Cohen?

I thought I was seeing Ellen's selfie pic at the Oscars all over again. Where's Lupita's brother?

Anorexic Kelly must hate the fat daughter.

gay face

[quote][R35] Sorry, some of us realized we liked sex at puberty. Just because you didn't have tingles in your gunt until you were 25 doesn't make us broken or sick.

Yeah, so I knew I was gay at 13 but I definitely wouldn't say I liked "cock." I just knew I was attracted to other boys.

I agree that your strident attempts to sexualize children is bizarre at best, and vomit-inducing at worst.

Kelly is extremely thin and kind of masculine-looking, I'm willing to bet most straight men prefer the daughter's body type. Even I think women look better with some softness