The hot muscle guy in the Bell & Howell Tac Light ad

Sexy beast

Nick Bolton

He looks like he might have a nice anus

Hot daddy.

He issss MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Thanks R2. He's hot.

SEXY!

What's a TacoLight?

damn daddy

booty

"Look. this civilian flashlight puts out a pathetic 27 lumens... but our military-grade Taclight pumps out an incredible 600 lumens! That's 22 times as bright!"

Momma became moister than the showers at the Y after hearing that!

Momma is going into cardiac arrest!

Great buttocks

R3 do you think he has a butthole? I don't want to imagine him farting or worse.

I love that the cameraman made sure to get his ass into the shot every time he turns on that thing. The director must have been gayer than the gay is long.

r15 they also made him hold the flashlight very close to his waist to we would look at his ass lol

He is a fitness trainer from Kansas City:

[quote]I thought Bell & Howell made home movie projectors

Yeah, because there's such a big market for them these days.

He's got some new taclight ads out. Instant boner.

I'd tap that.

I'd tap that twice.

And then come back and tappa tappa tappa some more.

r18 They just sold the name because some people still have an attachment to it. Same with lots of old brand names.

Whenever I see a hot guy like this who I could never have without paying for it, I look at the nipples ... because I have very high standards for nipples and if they are too small, the guy's hotness is basically invalidated.

And so it is with this fellow.

Verificatia of sizemeat?

what sign is he?

How big do they have to be for you, R22?

[quote]How big do they have to be for you, [R22]?

Dinner plates, R25. Dinner plates.

I just saw his latest ad, he is really bulking up!

Some woman was lucky enough to have him ejaculate in her. A pretty recent development as well.

he's a true muscle slut

Arm day slut

GUN SHOW

Oh man, Nick Bolton. Damn. Had no clue who he was until I happened upon his ad. It aired during a program I had PVR'ed, so I was able to replay his ad while I jacked off.

fuckable by 1000%!

For r22

Yuck R33!

Hot man, but the lack of any sizemeat as evidenced by him in those tight shorts, is, well, unfortunate.

I don’t care r35

Nick's pecs are mesmerizing

Oh shit! I remember this commercial! And that I thought the guy was hot af

Is he a single dad?

He's hot but those commercials are so jingoistic and targeting the deplorables, that they make me want to barf.

Isn't he a Republican?

How else am I gonna see a Moslem swappin' my Bible with the Kran?!

stacked

Hunter Ellis is another gadget spokesperson who is also a hot as hell DILF.

r44 I remember that guy from Survivor, back when it was still worth watching. Really hot, even with the oversized incisors.

Awww

Yeah, right R40, because only deplorables use flashlights.

Of course he's a Republican. R47, Deplorables LOVE tactical flashlights. It's a thing

He's a trainer though. I wonder if he escorts.

Love how he puts a trademark symbol next to his name in Instagram.

According to Bolton's home page for his personal training gym or services, his shoe size is 11 - how that translates to the size of his stiff cock is another matter...

I need personal training

R48 is right. Deplorables love all that gear. Those flashlights are also great for hunting trips though

Hunter Ellis has an eagle beak, r44. He is never filmed in full profile.

r52 Check this out.

Some of us like a glorious big beak on a man.

His huge pecs stop me in my tracks whenever he comes on TV!

I need him to pump me full of his baby batter ASAP.

"baby batter" -- ugh

He's one of those guys that gets even hotter as he ages.

Does he even have a penis? That photo at R6 seems to indicate he does not.

I find Hunter Ellis hotter. He's got a more approachable but hot body and a handsome face. Plus he shows some basket in his tight slacks.

R35

Seems to be some evidence in this shot.

We know Daddy's cut, for sure.

R40

Oooh..."jingoistic". Big word. I see someone got a thesaurus for their birthday! And then used the word barf. Grow up little girl.

Be thankful for jingoistic MEN like him, Hunter Ellis and myself. Because of us, you have the protected right to say stupid sh*t like that. But it doesn't mean you're right.

And like patriotic People are the only people who buy flashlights? Please.