So many -- where do I start?
- I thought that the Golden Gate Bridge was made of gold, but I later learned that it got its name because it spans the Golden Gate strait, which connects San Francisco Bay to the Pacific Ocean. Needless to say, I was disillusioned.
- I thought that the theater district in NYC was like the Vegas Strip, with billboards, lights, and playhouses lining up either side of Broadway, and that off-Broadway was a street over with much lesser fanfare. Turns out not all Broadway houses are on Broadway, and the difference between Broadway and off-Broadway is seat capacity, not location..
- I thought that the 'black market' was an actual, clandestine marketplace, painted black, where you could buy stolen or forbidden goods.
- On a similar note, I thought that the 'Underground Railroad' was a secret subway system that transported runaway slaves to freedom.
- I thought that 'no drinking and driving' meant that you couldn't drink anything while you drove, including water.
- I thought that you could only buy items at a store if they were on sale. In other words, all the items were just on display, until they got the 'On Sale' sign. (I think I confused it with 'For Sale.')
- I thought that women masturbated by fondling their breasts, until they squirted milk. Previously, I believed that masturbation was strictly a male thing, that a penis was required to perform the function, and when I heard that women also masturbate, I was like, "How? They don't have a dick." Then I surmised that it must be similar to how men do it. As an adult, I related this anecdote to a friend, and she laughed and lamented, "Oh, if it were only that easy!"
- I thought that all men eventually became 'circumcised,' that the foreskin fell off when the boy went through puberty -- similar to when a tadpole loses its tail, as it matures into a frog.
- I thought that movies, in which a character starts out as a child and ends up as an adult, had begun filming when the actor was a child, and then production had to stop until s/he grew up. (Now that I think about it, that's what they did with Boyhood, so I guess it's not so 'dumb.' )
- This one seems a little racist, but I thought that all Asians knew karate and kung-fu, and that all black people were from Africa, including African-Americans.
- I didn't get the concept of 'One Way' lanes. I was, like, you can only really drive one way at a time.
- I thought that all music was performed live on the radio, that every time a song was on the radio, the band was actually at the station playing the song.
- When I was six, a family friend told me that forehead furrows meant that the person was possessed. She said it was the devil's handwriting. I'm not sure if she actually believed that (she was a strict Roman Catholic) or if she was playing with me, but I believed it wholeheartedly for many years.
- I thought that every time it snowed, it was Christmas, because that's how the holiday is portrayed in books, movies, TV, posters, etc. So every time I saw a flurry, I would get excited, thinking Santa would be coming soon.