Why is Anthony Recker so popular on DL?

One BIG reason

[quote] One BIG reason —His rear end

What about his rear end?

What's so special about Recker? There's no reason for him to be a sex object for gay men.

The womanly features troll never gives up. I would love a thread where you just tell us about yourself man. I am intrigued.

Why you bring up the womanly features troll?

He's cute and seems like a decent guy.

But mostly DAT ASS.

[quote] He's cute and seems like a decent guy.

But why is he associated with "feminine features"?

[quote] He's cute and seems like a decent guy.

But why is he associated with "feminine features"?

He seems like a decent, if not very bright, guy.

He's a very manly man. Classically handsome. Not feminine at all.

Recker is a good man.

Recker!

He's very sexy.

Who is this guy and why is he a "thing" on DL?

Recker bump.

He isn't popular.

It's Recker himself who shows up here looking for attention.

It's quite sad...

Why would he do that, R16? And if it's true, it is indeed quite sad.

Who is he? He's not a celeb that I've heard of.

The Feminine Features Troll is the author of this thread.

OP how do you feel about Chris Colfer and Cillian Murphy?

[quote] The Feminine Features Troll is the author of this thread

Why bring up the feminine features troll.

Is the FFT some sort of droid?

You just know he cracks some sizzling hot farts out of the little moist hole, nestled deep within his fat, bulbous ass cheeks!

Why droid, R21?

I'd wreck-er that ass!

[quote] how do you feel about Chris Colfer and Cillian Murphy?

I think the feminine features troll is into curvy, feminine bodies not feminine faces. See example of Matt Damon who has a woman's lower body but a manly face.

I know people in common with Recker, and based on what I know, he's not the type to seek attention or post on boards about himself. From what I know about him, he'd be baffled by the attention he gets here (or anywhere for that matter) and why he gets that attention. That being said, he could be an inner narcissist or masochist. A lot of the comments here about him are not positive.

So who is this man?

Recker bump

Recker

He is quite simply a Wonder of Nature!

[quote] He is quite simply a Wonder of Nature!

Why is he a wonder of nature?

r31 Because he is a man and he is a woman simultaneously ; manlier than the manliest man and more womenly than the womanliest woman; he is a chimera; awonder of nature; THE Wonder of Nature

Because he gave birth to his own lover

[quote] Because he gave birth to his own lover

What does that mean?

He has a big, fat ass and he owns it!!

[quote] [R31] Because he is a man and he is a woman simultaneously ; manlier than the manliest man and more womenly than the womanliest woman; he is a chimera; awonder of nature; THE Wonder of Nature

WTF? Please explain that and make sense of it.

That PMBT fella gets a lot of press around here, but this particular troll is the most insipid

He knows he can't run away from it - SO HE DOESNT!!

He makes that think thing work for him- that thing punches a clock!

It's made him a laughingstock among his peers

That's why he shows up on this board anonymously to feed his addiction

[quote] He knows he can't run away from it - SO HE DOESNT

[quote] He makes that think thing work for him- that thing punches a clock!

[quote] made him a laughingstock among his peers

[quote] That's why he shows up on this board anonymously to feed his addiction

These things make no sense. Please explain them. "That think" ?

He is a wonder of nature because he knows just how to crack deliciously foul, gassy, eye-watering rippers out of his luscious farthole, nestled deep within his big bodacious butt cheeks.

I think that think is that thing or thang urbanspeak!

That thing doesn't take a day off! Know what I'm say'n!

That thing ain't play'n hookey!

Dat ass shows up!

Where've that ass is tonight : it's HEADLINING!!!!!!!!

Well, there's this

[quote] Where've that ass is tonight : it's HEADLINING!!!!!!!!

What does this mean?

And dis

Backviews??

Did you say backview?

^For the love of God! This must be a porn outtake!

^^The whole team is going to line up behind that!

If you can't understand what Anthony has, I can't help you...

This guy's ass alone qualifies him a superhero.

R32, R33 and R38-R41 make no sense. What do they mean?

Hey Tony, would like for me to give you a rim job?

Ok, but you've got to get into position for me to rim you

Gawd, I could use a tongue up my asshole....

That's his SUPERPOWER! Amen!

And he knows the Gays want his Booty

I'd ike to think that Recker doesn't a mind a good Gay Rim Job once in awhile

Imagine the stink of hot bubble fart emanating from the inner back seam of those tight football pants. You know the whole team wants to get their face in there.

That guy must never be alone in the shower

I can smell his big farty ass from here!

Recker's bubble butt relative to a mere mortal's ass

With his dog

Recker is walking Sex

this thread has put Matt Damon on suicide watch!

Gorgeous from every angle - an impressive bulge

[quote] this thread has put Matt Damon on suicide watch!

Why?

Aw, shucks....

I'm just a regular guy

Why do people say he has a woman's body? He's very masculine and chiseled.

Any more pics of his fat farty ass?

Just doing my job...

R76, would you like to kneel behind Anthony Recker and let him crack a string of hot bubble farts into your open mouth?

Sadly, his wife probably thinks rim jobs are nasty...

His boring wife would be lucky to receive a Dutch oven from his big farty buttocks.

Matt wants to present tomorrow: high noon!

So why is he said to be "womanly" or "feminine"?

[quote] Matt wants to present tomorrow: high noon!

Why do you compare him to Matt Damon? They're nothing alike?

Who knows...

Latin men, particularly Brazilian men, want to desired for their bulges and their penises...in many Latin cultures if a man present his ass, it makes him viewed as submissive or weak...or maybe even feminine

I don't fully understand it but it's probably something cultural.

I agree, it's all some misguided, out-dated Latin machismo or some other cultural bullshit

I only hope he ages well....

[quote] in many Latin cultures if a man present his ass, it makes him viewed as submissive or weak...or maybe even feminine

I know Recker is mixed race, Latin or "white adjacent' in DL terms, but I don't know why that makes him feminine, submissive or weak. He's a big guy.

BIG farty ass @ R84!

Recker is on a drunken rampage tonight!

Most importantly, does his ass look like a woman's? If so, in what ways?

It looks like a broad's ass because he never wipes...

Some say his hole imitates a monkey chewing tobacco

Why is water wet?

Look, if his wife can't take on the job- someone has to be brought in! They have to contract out -someone has to take care of that Man's Ass!

It needs to be licked and pampered and ultimately pounded like a cut of veal-

Someone has to tell that wife: This isn't triple A anymore- that ass has been bumped up to the MAJOR LEAGUE!!

[quote] someone has to take care of that Man's Ass!

Is it a Man's Ass?

Depends what he's wearing - he knows how to present in 2 languages!

Looky here, you know that ass is bi-lingual?

[quote],he knows how to present in 2 languages!

Two languages?

Dat ass wears many Hats!

Look Here^ I ain't splaining my ass to no blind bitch! You need Braille? My ass is off the charts!!!

Why is his ass shaped that way? No other man's ass I know of is shaped like that. Bizarre genetics.

If you put a nice hard cock in - you can get a DNA sample!

[quote] If you put a nice hard cock in - you can get a DNA sample!

I doubt any of us have cocks big enough to put it in there.

Poor Anthony actually doesn't look hot in jeans - his legs and thighs are so big he has to buy really baggy mom jeans that don't show his off his best "features"....

But he sure looks good in everything else...

^ "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about"

[quote] Poor Anthony actually doesn't look hot in jeans

Do you have pics of Anthony in jeans or have you seen him in person wearing jeans?

Can I help you hold da hot booty up, Tony?

I'll use my tongue...

You know he extra dries those cottons to make them double snuggy

Even in jeans...dat ass

Thanks for loving my big booty, guys...

I may need a good rim job soon.

Wouldn't he get his jeans and pants custom tailored/made like Sidney Crosby?

Should they be let out by a team of crackerjack seamstresses?

R102 I think we should ALL give it the old college try! It's a challenge I'm willing to mount!!

[quote] It's a challenge I'm willing to mount!!

Mount. Tehe.

[quote]Who is he? He's not a celeb that I've heard of.

Not surprising, Judy

Why do people say he has a woman's body?

It's amazing people can look at a shot such as R103 and then act confused by the idea that Recker comes onto DL anonymously to feed his addiction to having his ass discussed.

Recker IS the WAT...

What would be so addicting to him about having his ass discussed?

He can't get enough of hearing it looks like Sophia Loren

[quote] Recker IS the WAT...

What I am confused by is why he would want his ass being deemed womanly. Most men would not find that a compliment.

R119:

By your own admission, 'most men' wouldn't which means some men would.

Explain why he would voluntary pose as he did at R103 if he was ashamed of his feminine ass and wanted to hide it?

Get over your provincial notions.

They are tedious

Anthony Recker is not popular on DL, the majority of replies in this thread, and the onther thread with a similar title, are written by the Anthony Recker troll talking to himself using two browsers simultaneously - your grammar and syntax gives you away, OP/troll.

[quote] if he was ashamed of his feminine ass and wanted to hide it?

"If" he was ashamed. Why would he even think he has a feminine ass? Guys don't go around saying or thinking "I have a beautiful feminine ass."

Shoo tard

Op must be a clueless frau. Here'sh a hint he has a monster ass.

[quote] Op must be a clueless frau. Here'sh a hint he has a monster ass.

Is it a feminine ass? Like I said, I don't think a guy would think or be proud of having a feminine ass.

Shoo tard

The weekends are really FRAU CENTRAL around here- can they even fake a sense of humor! Or try to imagine what it's like to be witty?

The Fraus act like they're correcting papers on DL or catching mistakes! They don't add to it being funny or interesting!

White Fraus and black women are the least compatible people! They really can't stand each other! Can't they take their historic "beef" somewhere else!

Anthony Recker is what we now call his marvellous ass. Howdy Doody can be his real name, for all we care.

I'm not a Frau by any means. I'm just wondering why he would think he has a feminine ass and think that's something praiseworthy (and addicting) or why others would think he has a feminine ass.

Shoo tard

No, it's not a Frau thing infecting this thread (and its many many many iterations)... What we have here is someone the spectrum… seriously....additionally with a FETISH -- and then some!… Which is fucking batshit cubed! Abandon thread and fumigate!

You'll need to fumigate everywhere once you've smelled a raw gassy fart from Recker's juicy booty.

He really should get his pants/jeans tailor made.

I know a few chicks that can do that with their gash, R43.

His extremely atypical (in shape and size) ass appeals to a small subset of confused lostensibly gay , or rather "gay", men who are of course in actuality latent bisexuals

[quote] His extremely atypical (in shape and size) ass

How is it extremely atypical in shape and size?

Shoo tard

How what's extremely atypical about the shape and size of his ass?

Anthony is incredibly handsome - his superhero ass is just a bonus.

From the baggy jeans in this photo, it doesn't look like Anthony has his jeans custom made - but he should.

I would gladly measure his myself...

OMG, those lips, those hips...if you don't get his appeal, I feel sorry for you

[quote] it doesn't look like Anthony has his jeans custom made - but he should.

Agreed.

I just admire his athletic ability and his batting stance...it's perfect.

[quote] it doesn't look like Anthony has his jeans custom

Do you think he buys his jeans in the men's department or women's department?

I think he buys jeans that are way too big to accommodate his awesome ass and thighs - then he just has the waist taken in or cinches them up with a belt.

They don't fit him at all - but it's clear he's a straight guy who doesn't care about showing off his assets.

[quote] I think he buys jeans that are way too big to accommodate

Are they men's jeans or women's? I would think the latter would fit his body better.

I'm dedicating Prince's song "Wonderful Ass' to Tony Recker

Again: what's extremely atypical about the shape and size of his ass?

It looks like he just farted in that pic at R103

That fat, greasy, broad-like ass is E'RE'THING!!

The fact it's attached to a low IQ guido is such a delicious bonus!!!

For the fraus and the haters who call my ass feminine or try to dismiss my awesomeness...

Bite Me!

Ugh, why'd he have to be married to a woman? His as is clearly made to be fucked and his wife obviously doesn't know the first thing to do with it.

Eat your heart out, haters...

Why can't someone document Anthony Recker's body in this way...

For posterity, so to speak...

WOW, look at Anthony's meat hooks at R156. Hands like that could crush something. That's a big, thick boy for sure.

^I meant R155.

R157, I think everything about Anthony Recker is super-sized, if you know what I mean, and I think you do...

Anthony says it well

Congratulations, you've got the best ass in Baseball, Recker!

So what's extremely atypical about the shape and size of his ass?

What EXACTLY do his farts smell like?

Even better, what does his ASS smell like?

Recker's rectum rules.

Smells of pepperoni & olive oil with a hint of sardines

Which, R166? His ass or his FARTS?

I just think that ass plays many positions on and off the field-

I know I'll get killed on this site but, I feel he should think about reduction surgery- it's like pulling a wagon full of groceries!

You could take twenty lbs. of blubber flubber off and still end up with a very nice man's ass!

He would also lose all the "womanly ass" catcalls!

[quote] He would also lose all the "womanly ass" catcalls

He gets catcalls?

Yeah, str8 men after 10 beers are full of kindness-

"Hey, J-LO, nice catch!"

"Hey, Kim, you would have caught it if it was black!!!"

I think the team, if not the league, should step up and pay for the surgery!

[quote] I think the team, if not the league, should step up and pay for the surgery!

That wouldn't be fair to Recker. He's not a very good player and his ass is pretty much he has going in the way of "assets". It's the only thing that gets him attention and noticed. Hell, he could probably make more money from his than baseball.

He is a failure as a ballplayer.

That fat ass is all he has going for him.

Why would he, or anyone else, want to pay to change it?

[quote] He is a failure as a ballplayer.

He's a failure at the major league level for the most part. The vast majority of players never make it to the big leagues. He stayed there much longer than he should have and made good money doing so. He did hit some critical home runs that caused the Mets to win or changed the course of the game. Now that he's back in the minors, he's more at his level. He's even admitted he's not a great player.

His career stats are abysmal.

If you are 32 and still being demoted and released on a regular basis, it's time to find a new line of work.

He needs to put that feminine ass to work!

Does he have a feminine penis as well?

[quote] Does he have a feminine penis as well?

Isn't that what the trans claim to have?

[quote] it's time to find a new line of work

What line of work do you suggest for our Ant'ny?

Gay porn - especially, the highly competitive 'Ass Porn'

[quote] Gay porn - especially, the highly competitive

Ewww, that seems nasty.

[quote] His extremely atypical (in shape and size) ass appeals to a small subset of confused lostensibly gay , or rather "gay", men who are of course in actuality latent bisexuals

What's so extreme and atypical about his ass shape and ass size? And why does finding his ass appealing imply someone is confused or make him less gay. A man is attracted to Anthony Recker, another man. That makes that man a gay man because he's attracted to Anthony Recker, another man. He would only be bisexual if he were also attracted to women.

Shoo Aspie

More job suggestions for Recker. When his baseball career was at its lowest he said a friend and him considered joining the FBI if baseball didn't work out for him. Is that a good job, FBI agent?

He should open up his own tall & fat store

Matt Damon and Recker can start their own bounce house business where their asses serve as the bounce houses. That will save on equipment costs and maintenance.

^Probably not safe for the kids (too bouncy) - but there'll be a nice line of gay, (& straight men) going around the block!!!

[quote]?^Probably not safe for the kids (too bouncy) - but there'll be a nice line of gay, (& straight men) going around the block!!!

Straight men? Why them?

Cuz after a enough beers, everyone's game!

R189 = Norman Fell

190 = Norman Fell's wife

[quote] 190 = Norman Fell's wife

Speaking of, would Anthony look good in a flowered mumu like Mrs. Roper?

Is that a proposal R191?

You're funny, R190/R193.

I wonder if the league would yield to the public outcry, and let him wear a uniform of assless chaps?

There is no public outcry, R195.

^maybe in fishy Frauville, I think you meant to click on Hobby Shoppe for pigs!

He's playing for the Gwinnett, Georgia Braves currently. So I'm sure there are quite a few Southern redneck and suburban fraus watching him play.

R195 I wod love to see Anthony in assless chaps! It wouldn't just revive his career: it could revive all of baseball!

#would or WOOD!!!

[quote]Does he have a feminine penis as well?

A clit?

[quote]#would or WOOD!!!

In Tony's case, either would apply.

He's back in the minors? Since when??

How much did he make as a major leaguer?

He's spent the majority of his career in the minors.

He's in his 3rd organization since this October

Minor leagues of baseball with a Major League Ass!

Does a normal sized toilet seat even accommodate his glutes adequately?

I hear on airplanes, he has to buy 2 seats!

This particular obsession is even more flummoxing than the Colton Haynes one. It's so strange when people obsess over absolute nobodies...and having it go on for YEARS.

You mean it's so much fun??

R208 but he does get comped if he wears his assless chaps!

Didn't one of his old teammates say he stank? I'm sure it was after a long game, but I wonder just what the heavenly, musky aroma was like.

R209 I don't get the love for Colton but at least Recker has one great asset.

[quote] He's back in the minors? Since when??

At the end of last season, when the Mets were in the playoffs, he was sent down, put on reserve and off the playoff roster. He nonetheless supported the team on Twitter, rooting for his teammates. After the Mets got rid of him and he was with the Indians' organization, he gave an interview where he said he was upset that they kept him and other third-string players off the roster given that they were loyal to the team throughout the season. However, his playing was atrocious last season. He's lucky that they kept him on the roster as long as they did and that he was there for the league championship win and celebration.

[quote] How much did he make as a major leaguer?

Approximately half a million. He was in the majors about three years with three major league teams (A's, Cubs and Mets). So he probably made about $1.5 million during that time (take away agents' fees from that). He also had long enough service in the majors that he and his family get health insurance and other benefits for life. I've talked to scouts who said players in the minors, specifically AAA, make about $20,000 to $60,000 a year (and the latter only if really good). It's not a life for someone who wants to have a family. They live in pretty bad conditions, having to travel by bus at times and share hotel rooms in podunk towns. They do this because if they just happen to get in the majors, it can have great rewards even if they play a few years.

Recker got married, had a kid and got a house in Phoenix only after he made it to the majors. It's probably was his peak earning time in his career. Now he's back at AAA-pay level unless his agent negotiated something else. At the minor league level, the agents don't really get a commission, so once the Mets got rid of him, the agent in essence had to shop him around. The agent is doing him a favor by representing him and the payday for the agent comes if and when he returns to a major league roster. He went to a small school, got noticed, was taken by the A's organization, was good at AAA (and AA) and was a fan favorite. He was really lucky he made it to the majors because he's what they call a "AAAA", essentially a minor league player who shouldn't be in the majors.

What the Indians offered him was a chance to participate in Spring Training with a possibility of making the team. As expected, he didn't make the cut and began the season with the Indians' AAA affiliate in Columbus. The Indians, who had a surfeit of catchers, then traded him for cash (rather than another player) to the Braves organization. In essence, it was convenient to get rid of him to lessen their load at the catcher position. He's now with the Braves' AAA affiliate. As someone noted, he's now with the third organization since October.

He got a lot of flack for a televised interview he gave when he and another catcher were competing to stay on the Mets roster. He said he didn't want to be sent down to the minors because he had a wife and a baby on the way. The Mets fans (many of whom are working class) did not react well to that and were vocal about it. They said he was making half a million a year and was griping that he may no longer be making that, an opportunity many of them would never have.

[quote] Didn't one of his old teammates say he stank?

That was early in his career when they were asked during an interview (on a bus if I recall) who stank the most. One guy said Recker but I think it was just teasing and ribbing. It seemed more ironic than anything. Later that guy recanted and said he actually didn't smell bad.

Hi recker!!

Wow, R214, that's a wealth of Recker information - I wish I'd followed Recker and his career as closely as you have.

But I have to admit, my attraction to him is mostly superficial - I'd like to get deeply superficial with his body for a weekend or two...

Lets discuss the specific aroma of Recker's farts in more detail.

I'd like to cast him in a remake of "The Graduate" with a male "Mr. Robinson" seducer...

Forget "plastics", I have two words for you, son, "assless chaps"...

I'm sure I'm not the only person who'd be interested in making his spartan lifestyle in the Minors more comfortable....

It's time for your tongue bath, Mr. Recker...

He needs a sugar daddy. Screw the wife.

His ass could be used to calculate the standard for circumference and the longest precise pi.

Can you imagine the lives that could have been saved had Malaysian Airlines had used his ass as a flotation device?

[quote] Shoo Aspie

Aspie I may be but I think I'm asking a legitimate question in light of R137's comment: why does being sexually attracted to another man and/or his ass make someone confused or make him less gay or bisexual? He wouldn't be bisexual unless he was sexually attracted to another woman.

I also asked what is so extreme and atypical about his ass shape and ass size? DL practically makes a fetish of men with large, round asses that I ask what is so atypical about his ass shape and size.

You ask over, and over, and over, and over again.

Then, you ask again...

No one wants to babysit you.

Now shoo, Aspie

[quote] You ask over, and over, and over, and over again.

I have not gotten an answer.

I will not be ignored, Dan.

Evidently, you are being ignored if you haven't been indulged

Aspie is tedious enough.

A virginal Aspie with bad eyesight is just too much...

He could also be a tester for whether someone is actually straight. Put him in front of a guy and see whether he gets an erection.

I would be willing to test the quality of Anthony Recker's ass - up close and personal

.....................

Why did you post that, R230. You sullied the thread.

Do you think he's actually slept with Andy Cohen?

I wonder if any of his teammates have ever gotten erections looking at his ass in the locker room or shower?

Recker bump

YouTube video of Recker and his wife.

Anthony's twin mounds of perfect muscle and sinew would've inspired Michelangelo to kick that flat-assed (relatively speaking) David out of his studio

Aw, shucks...I'm just an average guy

[quote] With a Perfect Body

Perfect body how?

What is his waist -to-ass ratio?

I love a big round fat ass and my bf has the best one. The leg and waist proportion are part of the perfect big bubble puzzle that I solve every night! Recker is a thick stumpy boy. His ass looks good in uniform but his unusual features, too thick legs and soft body make him a poor ideal of some great ASS. He is more womanly, as in short and thick and jiggly. Peasant ass. Swollen feet. Can't give him my prize.

It's all subjective...

But I'll glad collect ALL his measurements with infinite care and precision...if you'll get his permission

How dare you denigrate those tootsies, R240!

I know right, but just because a man is ass heavy doesn't mean he can't have nice calves and sexy feet too. Praise jesus # blessed.

[quote] What is his waist -to-ass ratio?

I'm wondering the same thing.

[quote] His ass looks good in uniform but his unusual features

What are his unusual features?

He has a small tail

[quote]What are his unusual features?

Anthony's features make me think about unusually hot man sex...in which his fine onion is a prominently feature...usually when I see or think of his unusually appealing features

wonder if his filthy, fetid, pink, multi-puckered hole is huge like the rest of his over-grown parts? Like....he could sit on a traffic cone and not even break a sweat.

I wonder if his ass crack gets sweaty when he bangs his wife, or if she grabs a hold of it. It'd be a crime if a derriere of that magnitude didn't get some kind of attention.

[quote] in which his fine onion is a prominently feature...usually when I see or think of his unusually appealing features

What's unusual about his "fine onion"? What are his other "unusually appealing features"?

Butt bump

He's no Vic Tayback

[quote] He's no Vic Tayback

Why Vic Tayback of all people?

That was a REAL ass

[quote],That was a REAL ass

Are you saying that Recker's ass consists of implants?

That's what Matt Harvey said

[quote] That's what Matt Harvey said

Seriously? Where? How rude if not true.

He said it at dinner after hours at a pitching camp he attended in January

[quote]He said it at dinner after hours at a pitching camp he attended in January

Ah. You were kidding.

Not at all.

He made an appearance at a camp for teenage pitchers in January. While attending dinner after hours with some of the organizers, he got drunk and dished on the mets.

The topic of the womanly ass came up and that's when he said they were implants.

He said Tony knew he was a bust as a ballplayer and was planning for his next gig when he got the implants.

He said he used to have a blubbery ass that was sculpted by implants a couple seasons ago.

That seems both bizarre and not very believable to me.

Take it up with Matt Harvey

Really R260, R262..so Anthony Recker started in Professional Baseball when he got drafted by Oakland in 2005.

Recker didn't join the Mets until the 2013 season and he left for Cleveland when they made him a free agent in 2015..

Many of the pix of Recker's gorgeous ass were taken before or about the time Recker joined the Mets in 2013, including his wedding photos which are from 2013.

But you're claiming that Recker got insecure about being traded or released from the Mets in 2014 or 2015 and got some giant ass implants - and nobody noticed - except Matt Harvey...and you?

Desperate for attention much?

R263 is afraid to get woke...

R264 eats shit from R262's fat ass

R265's world is crumbling

R265/Recker:

It been long overdue for you to grow a pair of balls to match those cakes and finally come out as the 'womanly ass troll'

I knows it's a big step, but the DL is here to support you each and every step of the way!

R262, R266, R267, etc., etc....otherwise known as "That Special Snowflake. Who Makes Up Those Stories"...

It feels so damn good to block you and not to have smell your shit breath....

And now you can go back to your tea party where Matt Harvey tells you secrets...

The poked tiger loves to roar...

He's way more than you, OP.

[quote]The topic of the womanly ass came up and that's when he said they were implants.

Does the "womanly ass" refer to Recker? Why would Harvey refer to him as such?

[quote] He said Tony knew he was a bust as a ballplayer and was planning for his next gig when he got the implants.

What would the "next gig" be?

[quote] He said he used to have a blubbery ass that was sculpted by implants a couple seasons ago.

As someone wrote, he's had the same ass since at least 2005. It didn't appear just a couple of years ago.

[quote] Many of the pix of Recker's gorgeous ass were taken before or about the time Recker joined the Mets in 2013, including his wedding photos which are from 2013.

Please link to wedding photos that showcase Recker's gorgeous ass.

I have no idea if Recker has implants. It could be total bullshit for all I know.

I will say this, however:

The shots of Recker with Oakland look like a fat ass poured into athletic gear.

The later shots from New York show a more sculpted ass

[quote] [R265]/Recker: It been long overdue for you to grow a pair of balls to match those cakes and finally come out as the 'womanly ass troll'

Why do you persist in thinking that Recker is the womanly ass troll? What does it get him? It serves no purpose, fetish or desire?

[quote] The shots of Recker with Oakland look like a fat ass poured into athletic gear. The later shots from New York show a more sculpted ass

I've noticed that certain styles of uniforms show off his body and ass better even different styles within the same team. Some, like his jeans, seem to be too big and baggy for his form because they can't make them fit his proportions correctly. Others seem to fit him like a glove.

An ass of a whale and a whale of an ass.

Recker's ass could power a city, it has to be tapped into as a major power source!

I would be willing to tap into it - any way possible

Not a great picture.

Why is this thread getting so many replies?

Not a great picture, R279? A spank-worthy picture...Recker is one of the only players in that pic who can fill out his pants...

Yeah, I never heard of this foo until data lounge.

He looks like his butthole would be filthy, yet he is so damn sexy that I would not mind one bit.

[quote] He looks like his butthole would be filthy, yet he is so damn sexy that I would not mind one bit.

Why do you think it would be filthy? What makes him so damn sexy to you?

[quote] Recker is one of the only players in that pic who can fill out his pants...

What do you think his ass/hips and waist measurements are?

50" hips

[quote] 50" hips

Waist?

34" to 36" waist depending on how fit he is in the particular photo

[quote] 34" to 36" waist depending on how fit he is in the particular photo

Given that and 50" hips, his ass and hips protrude 6 to 7 inches from his waist.

LOL, this thread is ridiculous.

[quote] LOL, this thread is ridiculous.

Why?

Bump for the ridiculous thread.

Nothing ridiculous about this fine phat onion...sitting on my face

[quote] Nothing ridiculous about this fine phat onion...sitting on my face

On another board a straight guy said he'd want Recker to sit on his face but no other guy.

Anthony in love....

What do you think of his ass and legs at R295?

Anthony, you can ride my bus anytime...

You think he ever gets skid marks?

Sadly, Anthony appears to like pie...

I bet he can eat like a horse.

R300, there was an article about him in The Wall Street Journal which had his various recommendations in various cities the Mets visited. He seems to like his food and seeks out unique restaurants in each city.

Because his name rhymes with "Pecker".

And I can't stop thinking about his ass or his pecker...

[quote] And I can't stop thinking about his ass or his pecker...

I wouldn't be surprised if there's not much there in the "pecker" department.

Sometimes his nipples get hard

Hammer toes

Because he as a fat ass, OP.

Because he looks like this...

[quote]Sometimes his nipples get hard

Well, he IS human.

[quote] Sometimes his nipples get hard. Well, he IS human.

Yes, human females tend to have sensitive nipples.

Does Tony consider himself gender fluid?

[quote] Does Tony consider himself gender fluid?

Why would he?

Because of those internationally renowned lady cakes

If Tony was naked and bent over in front of you, telling you to do what you wish, what would you do?

[quote] Because of those internationally renowned lady cakes

Does he really have lady cakes or is that just a DL thing?

He has a gorgeous, amazing ass - call it whatever you want.

[quote] If Tony was naked and bent over in front of you, telling you to do what you wish, what would you do?

Ask him to wash the dishes.

I rim his magnificent ass and whimper like a giddy school girl...while he just enjoys my devotion to his magnificent twin orbs that should be declared another natural wonder of this World...

[quote] should be declared another natural wonder of this World...

Somehow I doubt they're natural.

[quote]Somehow I doubt they're natural.

But never have shared even a stadium with Recker, you really don't have a fucking clue, do you?

coonfusion w/ andy richter

[quote] But never have shared even a stadium with Recker, you really don't have a fucking clue, do you?

Does seeing his ass in person make it evident it's natural?

[quote]Does seeing his ass in person make it evident it's natural?

Maybe a just a tad more than the perspective from your mom's basement...

[quote] coonfusion w/ andy richter

If anyone is slightly aware of Recker's body there would be no confusion with Richter.

looks like he farts often and then 50% of those are sharts...

R325, what do Anthonty Recker's farts or sharts smell like?

Well, he does have a nice ass I suppose.

Is he a nobody?

Why Kellan Lutz, R328?

Any new Recker pics?

There's a world of natural wonders to be wondered at inside those wonders of the natural world and I've got the Petrie dishes to prove it

Does he have a womanly ass? I have yet to read one of those threads and never will however that seems to be the primary measure of a man's worth here on the DL.

A broad's ass to knock your aunt Connie's socks off...

[quote] Does he have a womanly ass?

Does he?

[quote] A broad's ass to knock your aunt Connie's socks off

Broad's ass sounds so 1920s. Tehe.

If Tony was naked and bent over in front of you, telling you to do what you wish, what would you do?

Spread those cheeks ~ lick it ;O then eat him out (_O_)

New Recker video interview for his hometown paper.

He's so fucking hot...and his awesome ass isn't even showing...

He is R338, but the awesome ass sure doesn't hurt.

I love how he always says "Uhh" after every other word when he gives interviews. He does it all the time. I imagine it's an abbreviated way of how he sounds when he's having sex.

[quote] I love how he always says "Uhh" after every other word when he gives interview

He seems to have several ticks including saying "you know" a lot.

What a dumb fuck but a hot one and come on that damn hot amazing beefy bubblicious ASS ;O (_O_)

Jesus, he is even dumber than I expected. He comes across as such a mainstream basic bitch in that R337 interview. Favorite TV show: Friends, favourite book: Harry Potter. Dumb as a box of rocks.

R343, I think he used to mention Harry Potter on his Twitter header and has mentioned his love of it in several interviews. I think he even used to read the books during team bus rides. He's also mentioned his enjoying Friends in at least one interview I know of. Very pedestrian.

Well, it's a good thing he has that womanly ass!

[quote] Well, it's a good thing he has that womanly ass!

Why is that a good thing for him?

Awwww. I hadn't noticed he got dropped by the NY Mets, and is back playing Triple A baseball. Boo! I love you Anthony Recker! It is a huge deal to have ever played for a Major League team, and certainly the dream of everyone who seeks to be a pro athlete. I hope he gets back in the majors.

R346, it's a good thing because there's nothing hotter than a man with a big, fat, womanly ass. It looks great in pretty much anything he wears, and it obviously generates considerable attention wherever he goes. It makes women jealous, it makes gay men drool with lust, and (hottest of all, IMO) you can be sure it stirs up some curiosity amongst his straight male friends and teammates who'd secretly love to fondle, plow or even taste those big ol' cushions!

He's in his 30s and struggling.

If he wasn't so dumb, he would realize his died awhile ago...

His dream, R349?

Yes R350

Time for Tony with the womanly ass to grow up and find an actual career

He does seem dim, R349/R351. I wouldn't be surprised if he posts here and on other sites about his ass and bod but I'm somewhat baffled as to what he gets out of it. Surely he has a fuller life than that.

R352:

You heard the interview.

I'm not sure it's possible for a dullard to have a full life beyond selfies and friends reruns.

I could be wrong, but I am personally convinced he posts here about his womanly ass...

It's interesting that a thread about a second or third rate minor-league baseball player has over 350 replies. He must be DL's athlete equivalent of Colton Haynes: only of interest to DLers but with a wide (and sometimes deep following). If he does read or post here, he must hate some of the posts about him. I wonder whether he gets off on others?

If he's looking for a fuller life, I can help him with that...

And with my face and my dick buried in the awesome valley between the glorious twin peaks of Mt. Recker, I don't think his reading list will even come up...

"Hey Tony, tell me about Harry Potter and your favorite books...and lift your ass up and put your legs up on my shoulders...mmmmmm, thounds amazing...tell me thome more..."

Can you imagine Anthony Recker sitting by his computer, jacking off to threads about himself on Datalounge while stimulating his little anus with a vibrator?

If he is, here an important message..

Anthony, those jeans are doing you no favors...

Your body is jacked, including your awesome ass...

Let me help you find some clothes that will show it off and maybe get you back into the Majors...

What's wrong with his jeans? Isn't the shirt more of a problem in that it covers his ass?

Perhaps it's the horse face wife who comes to the DL threads to pimp out the ass of her favorite little tard...

Haha. She does have a horse face. I don't get what he sees in her other than personality. They are a looks disparate couple. There have been gay rumors about him while he played in Texas and California. Perhaps she's a vagina and womb for those genes (and jeans) to continue while he plays on the side with teammates (and, god help us, I hope not Andy Cohen). Horsey wife is having a second kid.

We've found the latest shot of Tony!

His wife's preggers again?? Damn, if he keeps knockin' that up at this rate, they'll have a whole baseball team!

[quote]Can you imagine Anthony Recker sitting by his computer, jacking off

That's quite a lovely picture.

[quote] That's quite a lovely picture

But then one can't see his best feature.

CHERISH that ass now in your 30's cuz once you turn 40 it will go to shit a BIG FAT BLOB of BUBBLE

..............

I wonder whether there are any straight men who are attracted to him or turned on by his lower body, specifically his ass? It's kind of hot thinking of a straight teammate getting a spontaneous erection because of Recker while in the lockerroom or showers. Are any of you aware of any straight guys saying they're attracted or turned on by him?

There was a guy I used to work retail with who wore the tightest pants and had a great ass. Another of our co-workers once remarked to me, "Damn, almost makes me wanna hit that." The guy who said that was a pussyhound, so it's not too far fetched to think of straight guys being able to sexualize a man with a great ass.

Is his body unique or are there other guys with bodies/butts like his? I've seen other guys with big butts but none shaped like his. Well, Chad Hedrick comes close. But Chad doesn't really have shapely legs and wide hips like Recker.

[quote]Can you imagine Anthony Recker sitting by his computer, jacking off

An artist's rendering...

R370, that butt looks too small to be his and is not as curvy as his.

R370, that's beautiful.

I think there's something genuinely spiritual and deeply masculine about seeing a guy really getting into his own masturbation. It's a whole different type of turn-on than watching guys fuck or suck in porn. The behaviour is just so private, so intimate and unapologetically male... especially if he's sitting in his masturbation chair at a desk by the laptop, with some J/O lube and tissues handy as he scrolls down Tumblr or whatever. It's seeing the male animal at his most primordial. (Actually, perhaps someone could start a new thread about why male masturbation videos are so hot??)

But yeah, wouldn't it be sublime to see Anthony Recker in that position? If he was masturbating for a long time, his huge, womanly buttocks would sweat heavily and start to drench his masturbation chair in yummy ass sweat!

Thanks for making me horny, R372!

You're welcome R373! Do you agree that men masturbating can be a particularly beautiful and erotic sight?

I hope Anthony is a secret masturbation addict and that he sneaks off to his "bate station" to jack off to Tumblr for hours, while his oblivious wife looks through color charts for the next kid's nursery room. Maybe he masturbates chronically to pics of his own oversized, womanly ass poured into his tight baseball uniform?

I totally agree. It would be cool if he was a chronic masturbator. I mean, what guy isn't? And I'm off to create that thread!

[quote] Maybe he masturbates chronically to pics of his own oversized, womanly ass poured into his tight baseball uniform?

Why would he do that?

Thread here that mentions Recker masturbating started by R375 and inspired by R374.

[quote] Time for Tony with the womanly ass to grow up and find an actual career

According to the linked article, he's thinking somewhat the same thing:

[quote] The Scottsdale, Ariz., resident said he would love to play several more years until "someone takes the jersey off my back," but he would consider several options when the time comes. Coaching or managing is one, though he's not sure he'd want to go through the minor league grind all over again. Recker could transition into a baseball media role considering the feedback he's gotten from a few outlets, including SNY TV in New York. [bold]And he would love to be an entrepreneur. [/bold]Until then, however, he would like a shot to complete his journey around the major leagues. Recker has not played in Detroit, Kansas City and Toronto. "I haven't had any roadblocks as far as long-term injuries," he said. "The worst thing, my wife will attest, is taking all the foul balls off the mask. Down the road."

So he'd love to be an entrepreneur. What sort of business do you suggest for Recker?

Also, suggest a name for his business.

Asses "R" Us?

Recent Recker pic.

I wonder whether he's proud of his own body especially his ass or whether he's ashamed of how unusual it looks.

Recker business bump. Suggest a business for Recker after his baseball career ends.

He should be a jockstrap model, obviously.

What I wouldn't give to see THAT fat womanly ass bursting out of a jock.

A jockstrap model? Not a panty or thong model?

That would be great too, of course, but I just really want to see the white straps of the jock framing that huge womanly bubble. I can picture his ass exploding out of the jock and the straps stretched really tight across the backs of his thighs.

New Recker video interview showing him catching, hitting, running and walking.

He recently played in his hometown and the local AAA team interviewed him. Audio interview at link.

How does he make women jealous?

Where does he buy his clothes especially his jeans?

He shops at Target

This is the way Anthony Recker should look in a pair of jeans.

I want him to start wearing these jeans immediately.

R391, that ass looks too masculine gone Recker's.

Sorry: too masculine to be Recker's.

He doesn't know what girls is.

Why is he wearing a dress or rather why did they make him wear a dress?

He's dressed as Daisy Duck..

He knows he has a big gorgeous ass and he has a sense of humor about it.

I can't quit loving your ass, man.

He will come out as gender fluid once his playing days come to an end

[quote] He will come out as gender fluid once his playing days come to an end

Why gender fluid?

Because he has a womanly ass.

[quote] Because he has a womanly ass.

Just because he has a womanly ass doesn't mean he'll identify as a woman.

Yes it does

[quote] Yes it does

I don't think so. Just because he has a feminine shape doesn't mean he identifies as feminine or a woman. He pro who sees himself as a traditional male (I hate the term "cis" but that's what he appears to be).

He will come out as gender fluid and launch his new porn career.

What type of porn and what will be his porn name?

Why are women jealous of him?

Cock envy

Is anyone jerking off to him now?

Anthony Recker is always in my Spank Bank

Why do I like blue, OP?

That fat fucking ass...

His wife has posted to Instagram for a couple of weeks which is unusual. There's at least a baby or Recker pic there every week or so.

[quote] His wife has posted to Instagram for a couple of weeks which is unusual.

Hasn't posted.

His wife finally posted a pic of Recker and son for Father's Day.

She posted the same pic on Twitter - her first twat in months.

Fergus 66 is the answer.

What you seek, reeker has it. Contact Gringus for more info.

Would you look at that ass?

Would you look at that FAT FUCKING ASS?!?!

He's more than an ass, R417.

Not really

Haggard face

Dumb as a box of rocks

Failed ballplayer

Bad taste in women

It's that broadly ass that gets him any attention at all

[quote] It's that broadly ass that gets him any attention at all

Broadly? That's new.

Anthony Recker pitching charts

Recebt face pic

Damn amazing ass on AR OMG

Fake obviously at R423.

Recker's would be bigger.

[사진] 야구계의 킴 카다시안 = [Photo] Kim Kardashian in baseball

What does this disgusting-looking guy have to offer?

R427 HOT BIG Bubbly ASS

R428, that's not him and that's a fake. Why post it?

Why do people make those distorted ass shots? They're horrible.

R430, who knows? Natural asses are fine as they are. Ironic that Recker's real ass in the nude would probably look bigger and more distorted than the fake posted here.

chill assholes one can dream....relax

Certainly, R432.

Intense gaze at the camera.

Look of surprise.

Tard face for days

Back

I think R434 is Anthony's "I'm about to fuck you but first I want you to worship my fine ass" look...

Starting lineup pic.

There's at least one poster on here who writes only negative posts about Anthony. Why do you do so? Perhaps your opinions are valid, but why do you do so if you don't like him?

R440:

I may be one of those posters you are referencing.

I only enjoy the ass...

Everything else about him is ridiculous and not worthy of distracting from that moneymaker...

R441, are you the one who says he has a broad's ass and a womanly ass? If so, it doesn't seem like you like his ass.

That's to mock the insipid womanly ass troll who makes John seem like the homecoming king

[quote] That's to mock the insipid womanly ass troll who makes John seem like the homecoming king

Yes, there is a guy who goes on here about his womanly ass. I thought you were serious about the "broad's ass" and "womanly ass".

I never like her after playing Regan. She shot her load in that film.

Oops. I meant that to be my "funny" contribution to the Selma Blair thread.

From about 1:45 in this video until almost the end one can see Recker walking away, buttocks proudly on display.

OMG, Recker's ass is a thing of beauty, especially in motion.

That guy deserves his own 24/7 ass-streaming video channel...

There should be a federal grant to study the pure symmetry and anatomical magnificent of his ass and DNA

His face, his chest, the bulge, the ass...the whole package is amazing

I don't give a damn about his bulge. He could be like a Ken doll down there for all I care. His beauty is in his beautiful face, chest, shapely legs, wide childbearing hips and, above all, that monumental, superlative, unbelievable ass.

Speaking of DNA, I wonder whether the ass genes will be passed on to his boys.

R448, I'm glad you enjoyed the video. Did you masturbate to it?

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What is that?

[quote] Even though his chances of getting another major league call-up with the rebuilding and struggling Atlanta Braves appears possible, Recker has begun looking at other possible options. He has had discussions with some media outlets about a possible career, as his charismatic personality and clean-cut looks would seem to be a natural fit. There is also an option of owning a business someday.

What do you think Recker should do after baseball? What business should he start?

Masturbating to the huge, womanly ass of baseball player Anthony Recker now.

I think R453 jizzed on the screen thinking about Recker's immensely beautiful ass...

Recker's ass is immensely beautiful, and also beautifully immense.

[quote] Masturbating to the huge, womanly ass of baseball player Anthony Recker now

Did you enjoy it? Describe what you fantasised about and which pictures you viewed while doing so.

This is my all-time favorite Recker ass pic, and the one I masturbated to last night. I didn't even need a specific J/O fantasy, I just sat at my computer desk and edged for 2-3 hours to this image before finally busting a nut. I just went into this retarded zombie state staring and drooling at his enormous womanly ass in those tight baseball pants.

2-3 hours? Why so long? And what was the time where you live when your were masturbating to Anthony?

Interesting that you describe his ass as womanly and the caption to the pic you linked reads, "This is definitely one of those photos that exemplifies why some people refer to Anthony as 'womanly'".

I'm in Europe so it was between midnight and 3am central European time. I spent a long time masturbating because I got into a deep edging session, stop-start, on-off. I practice cum denial to strengthen my orgasms. During that 2-3-hour timeframe, there were several moments where I very nearly bust my nut looking at that picture of Anthony's huge womanly ass, but I held off at the brink. When I did finally cum, it shot out of me fast and heavy. I had a potent mental image of Anthony spreading his enormous cheeks just at the moment I ejaculated.

R462, are you an American living in Europe? And why 2-3 hours on that one image?

Yes I'm only in Europe for the summer. A work thing. 2-3 hours, because it takes that long to mentally process the voluptuousness and sheer magnitude of Anthony's huge womanly ass. I like to take my time, break out the Albolene, huff some poppers, and do it real slow. Stop and start, like I said. I just set the image as my desktop so I didn't have to scroll through different shit. I wanted to just devote a few hours to masturbating nice and slow, and very sensually, to Anthony's massive ass.

The autistic Q&A Ass Troll puts the Ass into Aspie

Wow. Thanks. Why is that your favorite image of Anthony?

R464, why do you like Anthony Recker's ass so much? What do you like about it and his bod? You must be its biggest fan.

He can't get enough of that manly ass

Actually I think you're its biggest fan, R467! Are you the original Anthony Recker troll? Because it's honestly not me, even though I love and worship Anthony's enormous, womanly ass cheeks. Are you a masturbation addict like me? I'm having a deeply stoned and poppered-up Albolene bate now on this site.

I'm not the original Anthony Recker troll and am not the guy who has asked a lot of questions to you today. I love masturbation but I don't think I'm an addict like you, although I admire the fact that you are. Are you masturbating to Anthony Recker?

Thank you, R470! I find it funny that there seems to be no one original Anthony Recker ass troll, yet there are several of us who are clearly very invested in him and his huge, womanly, shelf-like ass.

I'm not masturbating to the womanly ass of Anthony Recker right now. I'm just browsing profiles on Bateworld and sharing crudely pornographic Tumblr links with my bate bros in the chatroom. I have the Albolene out, have slipped on my favorite cock ring and have a nice turgid semi now - a nice bloat going on - and I plan to stroke for the next 4-5 hours if I can hold out that long. Thanks for supporting my masturbation addiction. To be honest, I feel kinda proud and empowered by my own addiction to porn, masturbation and the ass of Anthony Recker. It's liberating to just fucking admit it to myself, "Yes, I'm a solosexual. I'm a masturbator. I'd much rather keep masturbating to crude filth on Tumblr and X-Tube than have penetrative sex with another man." It makes me feel free! There are times when it's difficult to be a bator, like when I'm at work. In the past I've jeopardized a lot of jobs by watching porn in the office or on my phone, and I think some coworkers catch on when I sneak off to the restroom several times each day.

Right now I'm just looking at a bunch of cock-oriented Tumblr pages, but in a few hours' time I might take out my favorite jockstrap and sniff it while gooning to pictures of Anthony Recker's massive ass.

I became a fan of his ass thanks to DL. Why are you so invested in his ass and what do you like about it and his bod? Why are you proud and powered for being into the ass of Anthony Recker? Share the Tumblr links here too. :) What will it take for you to masturbate to Recker? I like the term "gooning".

R471:

Are you an Albolene salesman working Central Europe?

R471, I'm the one who asked you a lot of questions earlier today. Your responses turn me on. Why is that image yoy posted your favorite image of Anthony?

Not an Albolene salesman, but I wish I was! My masturbation reached a whole new level of gooning retard bliss when I discovered Albolene. There's nothing like an Albobate and if you haven't already tried it, I can't recommend it highly enough. I am getting into the goon state now and too poppered-up to be articulate and analytical about the womanly ass of Anthony Recker, and its gendered resonances, while masturbating to lewd, masculine filth on various Tumblrs. I've also smoked a lot of herb today as it deepens my masturbation practice considerably. At the moment I'm edging to this chronically needy narcissistic exhibitionist pig. I wish Anthony Recker had a Tumblr where he presented his open hole for men to masturbate yo.

Does Alboline at least sponsor your performances?

What does "gendered resonances" mean?

Albolene is huge in bate culture. It's not an individualistic quirk, it's a common preference among bators.

"Gendered resonances" refers to the ambiguity and contradiction expressed by Anthony Recker. The fact that this beefy, butch straight jock bro happens to be blessed with a strikingly womanly ass that throws his whole gender identity into crisis, and triggers confused erotic responses among straight male teammates who inadvertently find themselves wanting to fuck his fat ass.

I want to watch Anthony Recker's fat womanly ass get CREAMPIED.

R478, I am the original Anthony Recker ass troll. I posted about him first on DL because I know people in common with him so I sometimes have "inside information". Years ago, when he wasn't well know, there was actually a group of us who were fans of his ass who'd exchange photos and stories about him.

That's hot, R479! I wonder how many men have masturbated to the ass of Anthony Recker, whether guys like us online or guys in his everyday real life? Imagine the river of semen that's been masturbated out of us just looking at, thinking about and discussing the ass of Anthony Recker.

R480, as I wrote, I know people in common with him. He was widely called something like the "jock with the girl's ass" in college. He even dressed as a woman once for a costume party in college to play up on his reputation for having a woman's body. He's well aware of the attraction of his ass and the FB group and threads about his ass on other sites.

[quote] guys in his everyday real life

Which guy in his everyday real life do you think have masturbated to him?

R478, masturbate to Recker's ass and tell us what you're thinking about him. Show us the pictures you're masturbating too. Real time it. I'm masturbating to him now.

I wonder if Anthony would ever let himself enjoy a real deep tongue worshiping of his magnificent ass?

I know he's married and probably mostly straight - but surely, he has to be curious about how it would feel.

He spends a lot of time on the road away from home.

Anthony, if you ever want to give it try...I'm here for you, buddy...I'm here for you and your pleasure.

Yeah, Anthony, think about dipping your toe in the water...at least.

You could make millions.

The truth is, you have assets that none of your teammates have and that very few men have...

Think about it....

R478, did you end up masturbating to Recker tonight and please answer all the questions posed here. Your answers are hot and turn me on. Kisses (doll).

This thread has killed masturbation for me.. Never again. Ewww.

[quote] This thread has killed masturbation for me.. Never again. Ewww.

Why?

R478, are you verbal when you masturbate? What do you think or say about Recker when you masturbate to him?

Bump for R478 to respond.

Do you think Anthony masturbates? If so, to what?

Recker's wife has been unusually silent on social media the last few weeks.

Bump

[quote] The fact that this beefy, butch straight jock bro happens to be blessed with a strikingly womanly ass

Blessed or cursed?

Anthony Recker, comfortable being adored by Gays...

Since Wednesday Recker has been on his team's inactive list but not for a injury. Why do you think he's on the inactive list if he doesn't have an injury?

Probably close to releasing him

Haha. Probably true.

Dat Ass dummy

I wonder whether there's something going on in his personal life that caused him to be put on the inactive list. Wife's miscarriage?

Recker will likely be called up to the Atlanta Bravea after the All Star break as backup catcher given that their catcher has a broken hand. Will be out 4-6 weeks.

R49 dat shelf ass!

(_O_)

I never tire of this pic of Recker as Minnie Mouse.

It's official: Recker will be back in the majors at least for a few weeks.

[quote] Anthony Recker will have his contract purchased from Triple-A Gwinnett. Recker will occupy the spot that Tyler Flowers will vacate while being on the DL. A.J. Pierzynski figures to get most of the starts, with Recker mixed in. He does not figure to offer much at the big league level. He is hitting .244 with eight home runs so far for Triple-A Gwinnett.

Last hurrah

Officially he joins the team tonight.

Maybe I'll be able to find some more Anthony Recker amazing ass pix once he's back in the Majors...

He has his first start with Atlanta today at 1:35 Eastern.

Ass.

New video. Recker batting gets hit by ball. Long extended views of his ass while he walks and is bring tended to.

Any more new pics?

Anthony naked, showering, spreading his gorgeous ass cheeks...all would be good.

Is Anthony what is known as working class?

I've read that Recker is extremely narcissistic, constantly looking at his body in mirrors in the locker room or gym. Do you think he married his horse- faced wife just to bear little Anthony's while his true love is himself and his own body and ass?

I still want to lick his big beautiful booty....

No words....

It looks like the guy on the left is lunging to kiss Recker and to rub his ass.

His eyes look blue in this pic yet they're not.

What color are his eyes?

[quote] What color are his eyes?

Brown. He's white adjacent. His wife is white. The caption indicates his wife added the effects (flowers) which probably resulted in the blue eye effect.

im a bottom, howeverrrrrrrrrrr, i'd top him.

[quote] im a bottom, howeverrrrrrrrrrr, i'd top him.

Why would you too him if you're a bottom?

i'd love to see his ass jingle thats why

[quote-] i'd love to see his ass jingle thats why

Why?

The repetitive "Why" troll sounds as if he may be too young, intellectually and developmentally, for this thread...

Go play with your Barbies, now...

An eyeful...

You can make out his sack

His jock strap is clearly visible. The seam in the seat of his pants is going straight up his crack.

I'd love to lick and sniff that inner jock seam that's riding straight up his fat ass crack!

Today is Recker's 33rd birthday. How do you think he's celebrating? How would you want him to celebrate?

Recker? Hardly knew her.

Recker is a daddy (or is it mommy) for the second time. He does have child-bearing hips and the ass to push out a huge baby. New boy.

[quote] Recker will miss 2-3 games to attend to the birth of his second child, David O'Brien of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports. Recker had been playing well despite garnering little playing time behind the plate, but now he'll have to wait for his next appearance until later this week. Tyler Flowers and A.J. Pierzynski will continue to share catching duties while the 33-year-old is gone

Here's another story about the Miracle Birth:

Braves catcher Anthony Recker is expected to miss two or three games while he’s with his wife in Arizona following the birth of the couple’s second child.

Recker worked frenetically to get to Arizona after Monday night’s game.

“She was in active labor when the game was over,” Braves interim manager Brian Snitker said. “I don’t know if he was going to make it there for the actual birth.”

With rosters expanded in September, the Braves already had a third catcher, Blake Lalli, on the active roster. Lalli was brought up from Triple-A after veteran catcher A.J. Pierzynski was placed on the disabled list Sunday for the second time in a month with a strained hamstring.

Lalli hasn’t started a game yet and Recker is expected to be rejoin the team by Friday, Snitker said.

OMG, he named his son Grady Vito. Vito is Recker's middle name.

Yo, Vito! Watchagonnadoboutit?

Nice pic of Recker signing autographs:

Even that child wants to get her paws on Recker's fat womanly ass.

I'd pay to motorboat his beautiful ass cheeks....

R537, she just wants to get her ball signed. Sicko perv.

Nice brief vid of Recker's ass. Listen to the kid in the back yell "Anthony!"

Cute smile.

Beyond cute...that smiles says, "Would you like to come back to my motel room and rim my beautiful ass ALL NIGHT long?"

Compare it to the guy on the left.

Anthony, come rest your cheeks on my face...

Bump...two hot fucking bumps actually

Slightly bending over in jeans playing mini golf.

I forgot to add click to enlarge.

That's how he stands when he gets his beautiful ass rimmed...

Anthony loves a good tonguing....

Your fantasies are nice, R548. Sadly likely the only person with access to his nether regions is his wife.

I'm pretty sure she never goes there.

So I'll plant my flag between his beautiful cheeks.

It's his three year wedding anniversary today? How do you think he'll celebrate?

Didn't mean to put a question mark in the first sentence.

His ass even casts a long shadow.

On the right.

Bump, crack, bump....

Oh Papi

Dat Glorious Ass

R556, that's Rob Kardashian not Anthony Recker.

Rob Khardashian is a fat pig

[quote] Rob Khardashian is a fat pig

Now he is. He wasn't when that picture was taken.

Small.

Morph.

Harper's Bazaar came up with a list of the hottest baseball players and DL fave Anthony Recker is number 6.

New Recker video of his stretching before a game. His butt is prominently featured of course.

It seems to me the main reason Anthony Recker is so popular on DL is that people enjoy his huge, womanly buttocks.

Do you think straight men are turned by Anthony's glorious ass?

R566, if the men are straight why would they be turned on by another man's ass?

R566, yes I personally believe that many straight men would be aroused by Anthony Recker's huge womanly ass. It's that delicious contradiction between masculine and feminine, isn't it? He's a beefy muscular jock bro, but that huge ass is so voluptuous and curvaceous that it could temporarily blind straight guys to the reality of Recker's gender. They could easily find themselves checking out Anthony's massive glutes, shaking their head and going "Damn!" or "Sweet!", as if he were just another sexy young coed they were drooling over. Upon coming to their senses and realizing they were drooling over a MAN'S hot huge butt, those straight men would find themselves in a moment of amusing, embarrassing identity crisis about their own sexual identity. Which is hot!

Would you agree with this assessment, R566?

"Many" straight men, R568, or just a few? And what's a contradiction between masculine and feminine?

[quote] It seems to me the main reason Anthony Recker is so popular on DL is that people enjoy his huge, womanly buttocks.

I also ask the opposite regarding the above quote: if the men are indeed gay why would they be turned on by a womanly ass and body on a man, if they are in fact womanly? How can both gay and straight men (and presumably straight women and lesbians) be attracted to Anthony Recker's shape?

Anthony's back down in AAA. Maybe this means the porn career will start sooner.

How can one keep waffling between the majors and the minors so often?

Recker working out.

Thoughts?

R574, my main thought is that Anthony Recker has a very large and womanly buttocks.

His ass is succulent...

And I'd like to suck it...

I sort of hope his baseball career ends soon....

So I can pay him to sit on my face....

R577, what difference will his baseball career ending have on your chances to sit on your face? He still won't do it. He's straight and married.

It's his 34th birthday today.

I'd love to suck a string of hot farts out of his deliciously plump womanly ass on this his special day.

Dear lord it's back.

R580, how are you celebrating his special day?

R582, I'm celebrating Anthony Recker's special day precisely through the act of licking, sucking and devouring the mushy, squishy hot stink bombs that bloom within the tight knotted little rosebud nestled deep inside his hugely fat, succulent and -- yes -- Womanly ass cheeks, which are now 34 years old.

You're his wife, R583?

Anthony Recker's Booty Jiggle

Whatever happened to this guy?

Bump. Any news on him or which team he’s playing for?

He hasn't been signed to any team for the 2018 season as far as I know.

Currently in Reno. But he may get another chance in majors. Emergency catchers are needed all the time.

New ass video.

Anthony Recker booty bump...

Someone really has some extra time on their hands. Good video

Anything new on him? Which team is he on now?