How to get a Snooker player
I'm jealous of Mark Selby's wife and want a piece of what she's having.
Or, I watched the Crucible for the first time ever this year, and after enjoying two weeks of exciting match play and intense cerebral battle (and yeah, ogling hotties bent over a table) I've been thinking.. how does one go about getting a snooker player? Something about their slim and toned physique, strategic mind and calm demeanour makes it seem like a worthwhile challenge. They must be great in bed (great muscle control and focus, you know...!) If you've ever bedded or dated a snooker player, please share wisdom.
Note: am early-20's, new to the sport and don't play (happy to start if it gets me further), and I know there aren't any out players (apparently it's a very 'straight' sport, whatever that means). What I'm looking for are tips on where to go to meet and get to know a player, how to gauge if he's up for it, how best to get him worked up, and what to wear and discuss to keep him interested. I've only been with performing arts/theater types and academics before, so a sportsman and a strategic guy is unfamiliar ground.
Thanks in advance, DL Mavens!
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 24, 2022 3:52 AM
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You can play with my balls if you like
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 2, 2016 2:01 PM
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He does have a delicious body. And now he's a millionaire, he just won the Crucible 2016 two hours ago. But he's married to a classy woman and they have an adorable little girl together, so no chance there.
I hope a twink from his hometown tries to put the moves on him when he goes out to celebrate tonight anyway, like the gay community's way of saying 'thank-you' for a great match and a great tournament.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 2, 2016 11:13 PM
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Back on topic, how do you hook up with these guys? Just hang around tables and tourneys looking hot?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 2, 2016 11:14 PM
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[quote] It was a big night for the East Midlands city, as Mark Selby (nicknamed "The Jester from Leicester") won his second world snooker title -- denying Ding Junhui's bid to become Asia's first champion.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 3, 2016 2:26 AM
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I didn't realize snooker was a THING . How stupid .
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 3, 2016 3:09 AM
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Well, looks like we've discovered the sole demographic where no DL'er has ever gone before.
I think learning to play at a bar could be a good start, only there's the risk that a lot of amateurs are also greasy unpleasant drunks (on account of the setting). Perhaps following the game will help, that way it's easy to weed out aficionados and serious players from casual barflys playing with the stick and balls.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 3, 2016 6:03 PM
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Selby does karaoke to celebrate. He's cute as well as hot:
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 4, 2016 11:59 AM
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Do they get paid a lot in the big leagues? Asking for a friend.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 15, 2016 1:14 PM
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Bumping for this year's Crucible.
Veteran hottie McLeod just gave twinky cub Trump a run for his money. Rory just came out of nowhere, no one knew he existed until like five minutes ago, but he's tearing it up. I love the Zen intensity on his face, he looks like Luther.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 19, 2017 2:17 PM
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Balls and big sticks? Butts in tight suit pants? Intense staring matches with hotties?Anyone?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 19, 2017 5:12 PM
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McLeod just got knocked out :( :( sucks, he could have been the first Black winner of the Crucible.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 24, 2017 12:32 PM
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Robertson is cute as. I love his twinky dyejob & his mellow accent, and his ass is the cherry on the cake.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 26, 2017 1:15 PM
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Do Americans call it 'billiards' instead of 'snooker'? It's hard to find coverage/streaming matches in the States.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 27, 2017 11:59 AM
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Pretty sure Ding Junhui will win the Crucible this year.
He's adorable, just a cute & cuddly dude. You wouldn't think he had a steel-trap mind.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 27, 2017 4:39 PM
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Imagine fucking one of these guys on the baize. Niiiiicce.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 27, 2017 5:48 PM
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Since when are snooker players known for their looks? Aren't they generally a bunch of 40 year olds with beer bellies?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 30, 2017 1:26 AM
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Malaysian 19.y.o Sunny Akani came close to beating Sullivan today....
He’s very adorable in a twinky, aspie, femme-y way. Do we think he’s family?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 8, 2017 2:57 PM
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Bump like a pink off the green...
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 16, 2017 2:51 PM
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Blond puppy=eyed rookie Kyren Wilson is getting schooled by Ronnie rn.
He's actually pretty cute in an Edward Norton-type of way, I like that he's kicked smug Judd Trump around a bit.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 11, 2018 7:23 PM
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the make colored happen guy has to invade every thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 11, 2018 7:44 PM
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R18 if you were still wondering; while all are cue sports played on baize, 'snooker' 'pool' & billiards' are all totally different games. Table size, no/colors of balls and timing/scoring all differ greatly between each game.
Snooker is the most complex & lengthy of the three, and can be considered the UR/traditional cue sport (invented by British Army Officers) which gave rise to the American/European variations in pool & billiards. Snooker uses the biggest table, the most balls (behave!), and the highest stakes and difficulty-level.
More at the link.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 11, 2018 8:10 PM
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Resurrected this thread just to say that I only now discovered Mark Selby and he is gorgeous (and has a really nice butt). Not that I could ever stand to watch a snooker match (game?).
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 6, 2021 10:06 PM
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Ronnie O'Sullivan has a good sense of humour. He's also quite the skirtchaser I hear, even in his middle-age. I'd buy him a pint, he seems like a laugh.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 24, 2022 3:52 AM
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