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(Link is Teddy Sears)
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How does DL feel about them?
(Link is Teddy Sears)
by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 3, 2022 11:01 PM |
They looked great marching across Poland in 1939.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 9, 2015 10:37 PM |
R1 - You probably thought you were being clever but are too stupid to see your error.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 9, 2015 10:42 PM |
r1 haahhaha geographically confused storm frontier. i am going to show this to timothy synder and oh god are we gonna laugh for days and days about this!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 9, 2015 11:16 PM |
Germans and Nordic people are not the same.
R3- You must have been educated by Germans.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 10, 2015 1:41 AM |
The countries of Sweden, Denmark and Norway are "Scandinavian", not "Nordic". "Nordic" is the technical term which was used by American and Scandinavian Eugenicists for the blond and blue eyed race, the Germans called "Aryan". Sweden had the oldest race hygiene law in the world in order to protect the "Nordic" race. Next was California, then 30 US states, then Nazi Germany. The Swedish race hygiene law was the last which was abandonned - in 1976.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 10, 2015 1:53 AM |
r5 did you type that out or copy and paste it?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 10, 2015 2:32 AM |
The joke is on you losers. I stand correct in my original assertion that they marched into Poland in 1939. The original topic here was "Nordic looking" - not actual people from the Nordic race. With the rise of Hitler, Nordic theory became the norm within German culture. In some cases the "Nordic" concept became an almost abstract ideal rather than a mere racial category.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 10, 2015 4:17 AM |
r7 go away, you are tiresome. play in your hitler youth sandbox. when we come for your pants will be no longer white but shit brown in fear.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 10, 2015 4:24 AM |
Northern Europeans in my mind are the most beautiful people on our planet
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 10, 2015 7:58 AM |
Not quite, R5. Denmark, Sweden and Norway indeed comprise Scandinavia but throw the Faroes, Iceland and Finland into the mix and you have the Nordic countries.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 10, 2015 9:27 AM |
some are sexy, some look like corpses
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 10, 2015 9:59 AM |
I'm with r10.
Love me some Vikings.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 10, 2015 10:06 AM |
R14 that is one UGLY man.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 10, 2015 11:16 AM |
The op talked about men LOOKING Nordic.
R1 was dark but funny.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 10, 2015 11:59 AM |
R1 is desperate and grasping for respect.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 10, 2015 12:58 PM |
Like all other men of a type, some look great, some do not.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 10, 2015 1:29 PM |
Dolph Lundgren, Rutger Hauer and my own Pet ARYAN who happens to hold Jewish and Italian blood but you'd never know.
Genetics are a crapshoot
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 10, 2015 3:58 PM |
Finnish sprinter Markus Poyhonen is my favorite Nordic-looking man.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 10, 2015 11:50 PM |
I went to Sweden two years ago on vacation. I had a hard-on from the moment I left the plane until I left the country. (You can imagine how awkward that was.)
The Swedish men are so incredibly hot. Even the older guys were delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 11, 2015 12:14 AM |
Until recent history, Danish men were the shortest in Europe. Now, they're the tallest.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 11, 2015 2:56 AM |
R21 - Really? I don't believe you. There are some good looking guys, but not more than other countries IMO. But the women are stunning.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 11, 2015 3:15 AM |
At least they made good fertilizer for the Russian steppe, especially around Stalingrad.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 11, 2015 8:12 AM |
Ho hum, OP.
How many people guess, as I do, that the OP is not caucasian?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 11, 2015 10:23 AM |
Love me some Teddy Sears, but that name sounds of Brit extraction? Anyway he is hot and furry.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 11, 2015 12:18 PM |
R26, OP wrote "Nordic looking" not just "Nordic".
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 11, 2015 12:20 PM |
R1 was funny, and accurate. Some of you cunts are humorless.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 11, 2015 1:53 PM |
I was hoping for more eye candy on this thread.
Here's a hot old pic of one of my faves, Dolph.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 11, 2015 3:04 PM |
You just know the OP looks like an Oompa Loompa
We seem to attract them like flies.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 11, 2015 3:11 PM |
Swedes are HOT but those long winters have fucked with them in some mysterious The Shining kind of way.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 11, 2015 4:43 PM |
Interesting how some people win the genetics lottery and others are losers, take these four Skarsgård Brothers for example.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 11, 2015 6:20 PM |
Germans stink of cabbage and leeks!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 11, 2015 6:32 PM |
Dolph Lundren goes on the silver daddy list these days
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 11, 2015 6:34 PM |
R33, I think the guy next to Skarsgård in that picture is Joel Kinnaman, best known for playing the greatest "wigga" on television in The Killing. I don't think he's related to Skarsgård. Kinnaman is fairly handsome with a clean shave.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 11, 2015 6:38 PM |
Dolph has moved back to LA from Marbella.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 11, 2015 6:41 PM |
That indeed is Joel Kinnamon who is tall (6'2') and is Scandinavian but is not particularly Nordic looking.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 11, 2015 6:47 PM |
Well that explains why
[quote]Joel's father, whose family was from the American Midwest, is of English, Irish, Scottish, and German descent, while Joel's mother is Jewish (she is descended from Ukrainian Jewish immigrants to Sweden).
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 11, 2015 6:54 PM |
6'5" 288 lb. bodybuilder/actor Ralf "Conan The Barbarian" Moller is often described as a "Tall, Nordic looking man" but is technically German American. He looked his best around 1990 with wavy blond hair & an 8 pack in some photographs.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 11, 2015 7:09 PM |
[quote] So no mention of Alexander Skarsgård?
Very sexy guy.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 12, 2015 1:38 AM |
Where are the hot Nordic/Euro men Tumblrs?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 12, 2015 1:40 AM |
[quote]Interesting how some people win the genetics lottery and others are losers, take these four Skarsgård Brothers for example.
I think all of the Skarsgårds are sexy. Almost sleazy hot.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 22, 2015 5:25 PM |
I love Magnus Solberg! r43. Would love to see what he would look like covered in a light blonde fur but he's hot either way!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 22, 2015 5:33 PM |
They are verry limited in their preference. They dont go for black. Latino. Asian I live in europe and try as I might cant score a hot one
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 23, 2015 12:36 AM |
I'm Norwegian but I'm not attracted to Norwegian guys at all. They're all borderline ugly to me. Swedish men are better looking, but still only "meh". Latinos though.. yes please! Love latinos and hispanics.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 17, 2016 9:09 PM |
[quote] Denmark, Sweden and Norway indeed comprise Scandinavia but throw the Faroes, Iceland and Finland into the mix and you have the Nordic countries.
Why does everyone always forget or leave out Greenland?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 6, 2016 7:42 PM |
They all disdain them until they meet them and then their legs fly up faster than the Rockettes. Which is funny because there usually isn't a whole lot down there, if you know what I mean.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 6, 2016 7:48 PM |
Greenland is part of North America, not Europe. It is the Danish Empire!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 6, 2016 7:55 PM |
Iceland shouldn't really be counted as Europe either. It's just Bermuda north.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 6, 2016 7:56 PM |
They're only hot when presenting hole.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 6, 2016 8:07 PM |
[quote] It is the Danish Empire!
Fuck you, R52.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 6, 2016 8:14 PM |
Tall, slender bodies, nice hair, cute faces, long dicks, what's not to love?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 6, 2016 8:24 PM |
Do any of them have yellow skin? If so which ones?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 6, 2016 8:28 PM |
R11 It's true that Finns are Nordic but definitely not Scandinavian. However, Icelandic people are Scandinavian, aren't they?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 6, 2016 8:29 PM |
R49 Me too! Latinos, Hispanics, but also Arab guys and blacks.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 6, 2016 8:40 PM |
Alexander Skarsgard in Big Little Lies... when he was beating his wife, I wanted him to be beating me!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 30, 2021 6:16 AM |
Ho-hum, another bumped thread from the 2015-2016 thread bumping lunatic.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 30, 2021 6:18 AM |
R60 and R61: Good morning, early-bird 2015 Bump Bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 30, 2021 10:03 AM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 3, 2022 1:12 PM |
I visited Finland last month and I was surprised how ordinary looking Finns are compared to Swedish or Norwegian men. Not one tall, blonde, good looking man in Helsinki. Most of them were rather short and pale with light brown hair and ugly faces. I guess the long border with Russia is a disadvantage for the Finnish gene pool.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 3, 2022 1:29 PM |
And amazing, a 2015 thread that has managed to escape Muriel’s Grand Purge
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 3, 2022 2:13 PM |
R66 Is that Alexander? He looks different.
Are there any hot Finnish actors?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 3, 2022 2:20 PM |
The hawtest of the hawt!!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 3, 2022 2:23 PM |
R68: I believe so. I got the pic from Derek Blasberg’s Instagram Story, untagged
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 3, 2022 2:32 PM |
Th6e age like spoiled milk.
They pretty much fall apart after 35.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 3, 2022 2:53 PM |
Skarsgard has some bags under his eyes but he's still extremely hot. He was actually hottest from age 35-42.
I recently watched the bridge on Netflix and the actor who played Hendrik was pretty hot. Another hot nordic man is the guy who played the younger male cop on Netflix's nordic noir show Deadwind.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 3, 2022 3:04 PM |
I enjoy Swedish meatballs, I find them to be most delectable...Yum!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 3, 2022 3:25 PM |
[quote]Which is funny because there usually isn't a whole lot down there, if you know what I mean.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 3, 2022 6:30 PM |
As a 41 year old tall Nordic fellow here (6'9 with long blonde hair and green eyes). I thank you OP
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 3, 2022 6:49 PM |
6'9? That's freakishly tall. Sorry, but no thank you. 6'4 is the perfect height for nordic men.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 3, 2022 8:27 PM |
This thread needs more pictures of hot nordic men.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 3, 2022 8:39 PM |
Another De-Facto thread bump from 2015. Don't read the CURRENT THREADS folks! You might learn our democracy is being stolen along with our Top-Secret documents sold to the highest bidder by Orange Tiny Hands McKidfucker.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 3, 2022 8:54 PM |
^Fuck off. This thread is about hot nordic men. It doesn't matter if its resurrected from 2015. Don't bring politics into every thread.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 3, 2022 8:57 PM |
Then start a NEW one, asshole^.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 3, 2022 8:59 PM |
I’m American with German descent. I’ve got dark blonde hair with blue eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 3, 2022 9:02 PM |
^FUCK OFF. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO POST HERE.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 3, 2022 9:02 PM |
Super sexy! Click on it to see all the glory!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 3, 2022 9:05 PM |
Danes are the hottest of the Nordics.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 3, 2022 10:06 PM |
A gallery of guys who will never fuck fat fem D-E-F-A-C-T-O.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 3, 2022 10:12 PM |
Welcome to my home, r76!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 3, 2022 10:14 PM |
I tend to find men with darker features attractive, but I admit there are a lot of truly gorgeous Nordic and Scandinavian men. They look even hotter when they keep their facial hair.
I’m genetically around 40% Swedish but look nothing like your stereotypical Swede—I got all the dark Russian-Jewish features of my mother’s side of the family. I am over six feet tall though, which I assume comes from the Swedish side (lots of tall people on that side of my family).
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 3, 2022 10:15 PM |
No fems no fats no De-Facto.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 3, 2022 10:20 PM |
I think Max Von Sydow was extremely hot in his younger years. There is a scene in The Virgin Spring where he’s bathing in a sauna and his body was absolutely fucking gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 3, 2022 10:25 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 3, 2022 10:38 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 102 | September 3, 2022 10:45 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 3, 2022 10:47 PM |
Hot when they are young, a big Meh , when they are older .
by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 3, 2022 10:53 PM |
Why do Norwegian naval ships have barcodes? So when they get to port they can Scandinavian.
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