Gilligan sabotaged every rescue effort because of his subconscious desire to stay on the island.

In real life, Gilligan would have been murdered by the whole gang.

He was deeply in love with The Skipper and knew that a return home would mean the end of their time together. Skipper was probably happily married to a Joan Blondell type.

Somebody that I once worked with had a class assignment (psychology course) in which they had to figure out the specific DSM assessment of the Gilligan's Island cast. I suggested a few: The Professor would have Asperger's, given his complete lack of interest in any of the others and his focus on science. Ginger was a narcissist. The Skipper had binge eating problems. As for Gilligan, he was passive aggressive.

Why was it HIS island anyway?

The Mosquitos left the Castaways behind because of THE HONEYBEES! They didn't need the competition! Don't blame Gilligan for that one!

R3, did your class ever figure out why Ginger and the Howells had packed dozens of different outfits for a "three hour tour", and had deigned to share a boat with Kansas farm girls?

Personally, I think Ginger and Mr. Howell had planned to run off to Tahiti together, and had been planning to push Mrs. Howell over the side when the storm hit.

R2 for the WIN!

Maybe he was just a moron?

Gilligan became a human radio.

Those writers were clever with the hi jinks they came up with.

R3 ...And the rest?

[quote] In real life, Gilligan would have been murdered by the whole gang.

And eaten

I think he was Thurston for a sugar daddy.

R5 is right. And it was Ginger's fault that her evil "twin" Eva Grubb stopped them once. Don't blame Gilligan for that one either!

Bob Denver was very fuckable, especially with a soul patch.

R14 you perv!

OK, serious question here...am I the only one to pick up on serious sexual chemistry between Gilligan and Mrs Howell?

He was been spitroasted by the Skipper and the Professor, who’d want to leave?

Little buddy!

Where DID Mary Ann find the ingredients for all those coconut cream pies?

^^Maybe Gilligan provided the cream.

None for me, thanks.

Interesting theory. Could Gilligan have been in legal trouble back home?

“And the rest” were the other passengers who didn’t make it and were cannibalized by the surviving castaways. Ginger sure as hell didn’t get her biotin supplements from coconut meat!

Why didn't they just FIX THE BOAT?

Thank god someone bumped this 2015 thread

He wanted to get fucked by the proffessor. Just like me

R24 hi frau. That god you care about irrelevant things like the DL! You get a gold star

R7, it was much too early to declare that juvenile "for the win" which was funny the first time it was used. Especially when R6 was so much better than R2. The tired old phrase should be reserved for when there are already a bunch of posts to choose from.

Geeze!

R27. Should it? Thanks for your leadership & insight on a gilligan’s island thread

R28 - You are quite welcome. Maybe you will cease that annoying habit, but I doubt it.

Next time, raise your hand first.

Gilligan was one of The Others

i can't believe how much i jerked off to bob denver as gilligan

Ew, r31. Keep it to yourself.

If only R10/2015 Bump Twat would crash their boat onto an island and stay there forever (without internet access).

I’ve been listening to the DearLy Departed podcast and it was claimed that the castaways represented the seven deadly sins. Unsure which ones Mary Ann and the Professor represent.

I thought they were joking.

Why would he?

Bob Denver took his hatred of Tina Louise way too far. He always brought it up in interviews while other cast members only mentioned it directly if asked about it. Then, when he's an old man, he goes & writes a book where he claims he could hear Tina Louise fucking men in her dressing room. Dude! Get OVER it.

In one of those behind the scenes type documentaries, they asked Tina Louise about his claim and she brushed it off. Then they ask Denver and he gets this stone cold look on his face (not that he ever smiled IRL) and says "we both know which one of us is telling the truth & which one isn't."

It was 40 years ago. Let it go, Maynard.

Gilligan couldn't go until he finished transitioning. Then he would tell the world that "Gilligan" had gone down on the Minnow (presumably while Gilligan was going down on the Skipper),