Jason Bateman

I liked his nude scene. I forget what film that was.

His sister looks really good in this week's EW Reunions issue (in the Family Ties photos.)

I first noticed him as an adult in The Sweetest Thing (2002.) He had a beard at the time and I didn't recognize him but thought he was sizzling hot.

Did anyone watch that CBS sitcom where he played a gay guy? It took the movie [italic]Kiss Me Guido[/italic] and turned it into a bad [italic]Will & Grace[/italic] ripoff, but if that had been a hit, he couldn't have done [italic]Arrested Development[/italic].

And on that Sandy Duncan show, his development certainly wasn't arrested.

Very sexy guy.

I also love Jason for his quote that he loves gay guys and thinks we're much more intelligent than boring straight guys.

[quote] I also love Jason for his quote that he loves gay guys and thinks we're much more intelligent than boring straight guys.

I can't argue with that in any way, shape or form.

For some reason I don't picture he was acting much in 'The Gift' .........or maybe it was just a grown up version of his 'Silver Spoons' character.

No, OP, I'm with you. I think he's sexy as hell. I hope that he had to get on the casting couch with Joel Edgerton to get that part in 'The Gift'. He's another one my boxers drop for.

Of course not, OP. Jason Bateman is the bomb-diggity.

He was totally bland and forgettable as a teen but got hotter and hotter as he aged. By the time [italic]Arrested Development[/italic] came around, he was sex on a stick.

Oddly, he also had gayvoice as a teen -- I assumed he was gay. Today, though, he's very masculine and it doesn't seem forced.

He could pump me full of cum anytime he wanted.

I'll have to try that as a pick-up line from now on, r12.

R13, it works. Often.

I would fuck him six ways to Sunday, he's exactly my type. Hot but nerdy, which to me is heaven.

Jason Bateman is a great example of a man who got better-looking and more appealing as he got older. He was cute in his 20s, but like the above poster said by the time he was in his 30s (and now his 40s) he was so much sexier.

Wish I was on the set for this photo shoot.

"Some of my Best Friends" is the comedy he co-starred in with Danny Nucci that was a take-off of Kiss Me, Guido.

Mmmmmmmmm

god i'd pound that with my dick of death!

I thought he was funny as a teen actually. I remember him from the sitcom where he played opposite David Garrison, whom I found attractive.

He WAS sexy.

I think the guy is sexy too.

And I LOVE this pic . . .

R23. Mmm, Operation Hot Brother, indeed.

I've always liked Jason Bateman. I never imagined he would eclipse Justine's career. After Valerie/The Hogan Family went off the air, I didn't think he would have a second run but he's proven to be very successful.

Love the Entertainment Weekly spread he did a few years ago. So fucking hot.

He's had one of the greatest second acts in Hollywood history. And he's talented and oh-so-fuckable too.

If you have the time, you should listen to Jason's interview with Howard Stern from a while back. He was very honest and real.

Yes this is one guy that got sexier as he got older. Yum!

He's such a handsome man & VERY sexy.

[quote]For some reason I don't picture he was acting much in 'The Gift' .........or maybe it was just a grown up version of his 'Silver Spoons' character.

Especially in the kitchen argument scene with the wife. He was channeling evil ass Derek. It was my favorite moment from the film.

He was hilarious in Bad Words. So inappropriate, but funny

What I wouldn't give to have a three-way with him and Nathan Fillian.

I have always found him Way hotter than the typical heartthrobs

You could cut the sexual tension between him and Ricky Schroder with a butter knife.

He is very sexy and funny in "Extract".

Nathan Fillion has about five inches and seventy pounds on Jason Bateman.

And yet, R36 -

SIGH!!!

I have found him irresistibly sexy since Arrested Development. and his hair is amazing, it's so thick. Hope his cock is similar!

r4, he was adorable in "Some of My Best Friends". Does he stay in touch with Alec Mapa?

I just rewatched Identity Thief last night. Love him. He's got great chemistry with loads of actors which probably tells a lot about him.

Some of My Best Friends was great, especially for being so lovingly gay. Too bad it ended so fast but there's no denying that Arrested Development was on a whole another level. I wish they'd make more of it soon. I always hate hearing how new episodes are impossible to make since all the actors are too busy doing other things. AD should be their top priority.

I agree, r40. And Jessica Walter, although amazing looking, is getting up there in age.

id love to play with his feet.

No love for Danny Nucci? He is turning into a very hot silver haired daddy. He was so adorable in that Bette Midler move: "That Old Feeling."

this is a jason bateman thread, r43. duh.

The Danny Nucci stuff belongs in the Jon Cryer thread. Sheesh.

I thought he was great in Horrible Bosses, even if sexy little Charlie Day stole the movie from under everyone else. Jason did what he does best - straight man who gets dumped on - and delivered strong steady humor throughout it. Without him the others wouldn't have been able to shine.

Stumbled across this a while ago.....Jason & Kim Fields on the game show, "Body Language", 1985.

I had a huge crush on him when I was little. He is a victim of 2 of the most shameful premature cancellations in TV history: first "It's Your Move," then "Arrested Development."

Didn't they water down the premise of [italic]It's Your Move[/italic] toward the end by essentially sanding the edge off Bateman's character?

R49, hard to say since it ended so soon. But I remember one of the last gags on the show was that the fake rock band Bateman's character promoted and then "killed off" was listed in a newspaper headline as being posthumously inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

BTW, River Phoenix was in the pilot episode.

Wow that Matt guy in that game show clip was a little queen in training. I lost it when the word "flame" came up as one of the clues he had to act out.

Has anyone ever seen his feet?

God, I would love to fuck him.

He's really fuckable in This Is Where I Leave You and looks great with a beard. Great chemistry with Rose Byrne in that flick, too.

I think he would very much enjoy it if I ate his ass all nite long.

Sorry, but I confuse him with Jerry O'Connell every time.

I wonder if Jerry O'Connell is still fucking his brother Charlie.

Bateman looks like a Danny O'Day ventriloquist dummy that became human.

He apparently is very hung, though I get the feeling he's an asshole. Remember when people were waiting in line for hours for the latest iPhone and he went straight to the front?

Thought he was hot since Silver Spoons, lol. Lost track of him until Arrested Development at which point I realized I had made the right call back then. Gives good interview mist of the time.

I found myself liking Dan Spielman in The Code (Aussie) for no other reason than a passing resemblance in that particular series.

In that nude scene was he showing dick or ass?

Doesn't look like a HUGE handful, but oh, I so WOULD.

r59, we would probably all do the same if an Apple employee gave us the opportunity to go right in. Certainly Michael Bluth would. And he apologized for it.

She's in the twilight of her face, R41.

What's he doing in R63?

R65 about to shit in a tiny frying pan?

That's what it looks like to me.

He looks good.

i love his feet

Once you've had black, you never go back.

r8 and 9 casually brought up the movie The Gift, as if everyone should recognize it. Maybe it's more known than I was aware, but I'd never heard of it until it hit the download sites today. I looked up its RT rating, very high, and downloaded it. Maybe I just got a bad copy, but the cinematography is terrible, washed out and flat. Like a video tape of an old 80s tv movie. But the story carries this taunt thriller. It's just that it looks quite low-budget so I was surprised to see Jason. Anyway, fantastic edge of your seat movie, I'm halfway through it right now. Jason is killing it in a perfectly suited role.

I probably just got a bad copy by an incompetent ripper.

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never ever thought about him when he was younger, OP, but now that he's older I'm OBSESSED with him, I find him such a hot guy.

link to the bare buttocks please.

See the pic at R63.

He could get it ANY FUCKING TIME.

Back in the day, he and Ricky Schroder made me realize I was gay.

It's a shame if he's never been sucked off by a man.

R69 don't know if it was a typo, but the word you want is taut, not taunt. It was a taut thriller.

And I agree, it was good. Jason was such a perfect jerk in it.

R65 it's a scene from the movie THE CHANGE UP, where he (a successful lawyer and family man) and Ryan Reynolds (a ne'er-do-well womanizer) play buddies who switch bodies, a la FREAKY FRIDAY, when they both take a leak in a wishing fountain. Anyway, in that scene, Ryan's inside Bateman and is holding a hand mirror trying to look at his taint.

Mmmm...Ryan Reynolds inside of Jason Bateman.

Bateman is in my Top 10. I don't know why he doesn't get more attention on DL.

[quote]Bateman is in my Top 10. I don't know why he doesn't get more attention on DL.

Probably because he's very pro-gay.

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Ricky Schroder was cuter as a younger and hotter as an adult.

Bateman has a weird affection in his speaking, that was especially pronounced as a child, and he has a weird barrel shaped chest.

[quote]Ricky Schroder was cuter as a younger and hotter as an adult.

You just prefer blonds.

sexy in a weird way - it makes me embarrassed

[quote] [R65] about to shit in a tiny frying pan?

Omelettes!

[quote]Bateman has a weird affection in his speaking,

Oh, dear.

Yep. You're the only one who finds him attractive.

Jason seems like he would be a lot of fun in the sack. Also versatile.

He's actually heterosexual?

Not only is he no Ricky Schroeder, he isn't even his colorful replacement.

I hate that scene stealing faggot more than I hate that show stealing bitch.

R92 = Alfonzo Ribiero, still bitter that Will Smith won't take his calls anymore.

Sexy DILF and his adorable daughter.

How awful is he - marketing his daughter like that.

Very sexy and under rated actor.

Jason should do more dramatic roles. He was really good in The Gift.

For those of you wondering about his sexuality - A couple of guys in the "Have you slept with someone famous?" threads claim to have slept with him (during his party days) and provide plenty of detail.

Big dick, versatile and unabashed when "busted" by hotel guests.

He and his wife were friends for years before they wed. This makes me suspect bearding.

Have had crush on him since LotP.

Recently directed and starring in The Family Fang with Christopher Walken and Nicole Kidman.

Jason kissing Dustin Hoffman at a basketball game.

Dustin Hoffman and Keith Olbermann...Jason must be into Daddies.

There were also rumors of him fucking around with Will Arnett.

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I remember years ago when he had been through a period of little to no screen time, he was being interviewed and the interviewer asked him what prompted him to take a role he'd finally been offered (can't remember which one) and he said (and I paraphrase) "well I thought, I'm sitting here watching game shows on daytime TV, so yes I'll take that role". I thought that showed he's the kind of actor who isn't worried about putting up a front to make himself look better off than he is to the public. Self deprecation in someone like him is always very sexy IMO.

Ooh la la!

About this man I have only two words to say: HUSBAND MATERIAL.