Favorite slogans from old commercials?

"I believe in crystal light because i believe in me." - Linda Evans circa 1984

Parts is parts...

I am tough on Band-Aid brand 'cause band-aid's stuck on me

Plop, plop...

You're soaking in it

"Drink it, Freddy." Australian Nestle's Quick ad from the '70s.

Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one

Sorry, firgot the link...

mom, what the fuck is this shit? it's tuna noodle casserole, honey. it's white trash food.

Actually, Mikey hated everything, OP.

That's why when he liked Life cereal, it was a big deal.

The famous Life cereal catchphrase was, "He likes it! Hey, Mikey!"

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!" was a famous slogan to push Alka-Seltzer, but I notice in this spot, Ralph actually says "that whole thing" instead of "the whole thing," which is the way everyone remembered it .

Tonight, let it be Lowenbrau

Vagina Slims, the first cigarette for woman.

I believe their slogan was, "You can now abort your baby."

"Calgon, take me away!" (Calgon bath powder)

"It's not nice to fool Mother Nature." (Chiffon margarine)

Poof! There goes perspiration! (Stoppette antiperspirant)

You'll wonder where the yellow went/when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent!

Winston tastes good like a (snap-snap) cigarette should!

I'd walk a mile for a Camel.

Brylcreem-a little dab'll do ya!

Ancient Chinese secret, huuuuhhh?

Hello Betty!

Buy Mennen!

Amazing what 3 notes can do.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

I'm Rula Lenska... For Alberto V-05.

Wonder Bread helps build strong bodies 12 ways!

From the land of sky blue waters-- Hamm's! The beer refreshing!

My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer

Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer

A 1971-72 radio jingle:

Get a Hartz 90-Day Collar at your favorite store. And teach a flea It's no fun to be A flea anymore.

This is a local one from the SF Bay Area in the '60s. Let's see if anyone else remembers.

Bob Ostrow, the maestro of delicatessen-land -- a magical lesson in delicatessen is buy Bob Ostrow brand!

Also ...

Don't cook tonight-- call Chicken Delight!

Tuesday is Red's Tamale Day! (I understand that in the east there was "Wednesday is Prince spaghetti day.")

[quote] Bob Ostrow, the maestro of delicatessen-land -- a magical lesson in delicatessen is buy Bob Ostrow brand!

I sure do remember! Even into the '80s, long after the radio jingles stopped playing, the slogan 'The maestro of delicatessen land' was still on the Bob Ostrow trucks that delivered to 7-Elevens and other convenience stores. IIRC, their logo was a sausage waving a baton.

R22, before it was 12 ways, it was only 8. Guess they added 4 strength -building ingredients at some point.

Kraft is creamier then hellmans

R26 Then you must also remember:

See Ellis Brooks today, for your Chevrolet -- the corner of Bush and Van Ness!

And the famous Golden Grain opera parodies?

Where's the beef?

Please don't squeeze the Charmin

It's Shake and Bake and I helped!

Mother, PLEASE! I'd rather do it myself!

Mom, do you ever get that....not-so-fresh feeling?

It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

Not a slogan, but does anyone remember that commercial that spoofed a male version of Hooters called Bananas or something? I loved that commercial and the guys in it were hot but I can't find it anywhere to post.

"Simple pleasures are the best!" From a baked bean commercial no less

R35, tastes great.....and look at that shine!

I still say "Calgon, take me away!" when I'm stressed or flustered.

My older siblings could crack me up when I was little by chanting "Brusha, brusha, brusha, new Ipana toothpaste!"

Here's Johnnie

The car for you, to see and drive, the new DeSoto for ’55. It’s delightful, it’s delovely, it’s DeSoto….

(Okay, I’m older’n shit. So sue me).

Hit me with your best shot!

Timex Watches - Takes a licking and keeps on ticking

Let Hertz put you in the driver's seat

To continue with R41...

You can tell at a glance

that this car is far in advance.

You can hear that great big engine

Murmurin' low

Rarin' to go!

I want a word with all you tigers.

Kraft is creamier!

Let your fingers do the walking

Apt in so many circumstances ....

There's a fragrance that's here today/ And they call it/CHARLIE! A brand-new fragrance that thinks your way/ And they call it/CHARLIE! Kinda new, kinda now/CHARLIE!/Kinda free, kinda wow/CHARLIE!

I loved the Calgon take me away..

Pringles-Once you pop you can't stop

Life Alert-(old lady) Help! Ive fallen and I can't get up!!!

Right guard deodorant commercial with the sexy guys doing something manly and brutish then doing something showing their sensitive side and saying -- Anything less than Right Guard would be uncivilized!

Time to make the donuts! (Dunkin Donuts) Crazy Eddie...their prices are INSANE! (Crazy Eddie electronics store) More Parks sausages mom. PLEASE! (Parks sausages) Good to the last drop. (Maxwell House coffee)

FEEEEEEEL the COLOR.

Hey...Jerry, what's the story?

i hate the geico commercials with europe. so sad, tragic and stupid.

Only your hairdresser knows for sure.

The freshest mouth in town!

Uh oh! Foot odor!

I've fallen and I can't get up!

"I love my new name."

"Pick one up — and SMOKE IT some time."

You'll wonder where the yellow went...

You can take Salem out of the country but, you cant take the country out of Salem.

When tonight is the night...and it's gotta go right..don't take a chance with your breath. No regrets..with Clorettes.

Timex. It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'

Will that be cash, or CHARGEX?

You can make life complete with Phentex Elite!

Simpson's blooms into Spring!

It's hard not to think of The Bay!

I like the Sprite in you! (And the wondrous 80's fashions)

"Henny Hendon says, 'Everbody in the pool! Wheeeeeee!'"

'You don't need a million to look like a million.'

"It's the final countdown" from the Geico commercial.

Have an upset tummy "in the family way?"

Thal-id-o-mide will save the day!

Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch.

The closer she gets, the better she looks.

Everyone knows it's slinky.

Stronger than dirt!

Come to where the flavor is...come to Marlboro Country!

Show me a filter cigarette that delivers the taste, and I'll eat my hat.

"Don't wait to be told you need Palmolive Gold"

"You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

Smiling Faces Going Places on Eastern Airlines.

Don't forget your scuba, you've a date in Aruba on Trans-Caribbean Airlines

Cigars. Cigarettes. Tiparillos.

"You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent."

"Pepsi Cola hits the spot. One small nickel is all it costs."

"Old Spice means quality said the sailor to the ocean. Fifty cents for the shaving cream, a dollar for the lotion."

"Put Duz in your washing machine. Then your clothes will come out clean."

When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. (Fed Ex)

When it says LIbby's Libby's LIbby's on the label label label you will like it like it like it on your table table table

Rich Corinthian leather

Hey, Culligan man!

The Loneliest Repairman in the World (Amana)

When you think it's butter, but it's not, it's Chiffon!

[quote]You can take Salem out of the country but, you cant take the country out of Salem.

R60, when my brother and I would sing that jingle, we'd point to our asses when we sang the word "but".

"My bologna has a first name it's O-s-c-a-r. My bologna has a second name it's M-a-y-e-r." - Oscar Meyer cold cuts.

"Have it your way. Have it your way." - Burger King

"You deserve a break today. So get up and get away to McDonald's." Written by Barry Manilow.

"Get a bucket of chicken (finger-lickin' good). Have a barrel of fun, good-bye ho-hum." - KFC. Written by Barry Manilow, too.

For r62

there's

A new lifestyle

*drumroll*

For you at EATON'S

You can be sure .... if it's Westinghouse.

Have you driven a Ford lately?

The quality goes in before the name goes on (Zenith.)

There's always room for Jell-O.

Chock Full-O-Nuts is the heavenly coffee ... better coffee a millionaire's money can't buy.

Ford has a bright idea!

Correction:

Ford has a better idea!

"i want both you boys inside my cunt"!

The Catholic Church: We've made a few changes.

[quote]See Ellis Brooks today, for your Chevrolet -- the corner of Bush and Van Ness!

Not quite.

See Ellis Brooks today, for a Chevrolet.

At California and Van Ness.

He’s got a deal for you, a Chevy deal for you,

A Chevy deal that you will love the best,

MmmWAHH! (The classic Dinah Shore kiss.)

"Uh-oh, Spaghettios!"

"The crunch says 'Doritos' - the flavor says 'cheese.'

Avery Schreiber did a whole series of 'Doritos' commercials - I loved watching them.

"When you can't be with him, be in his mind Be a Mind-Sticker!

[quote]When you can't be with him, be in his mind Be a Mind-Sticker... with a shape he can't forget.

Don't you want to have a good shape? He wants you with a good shape... Shape with Tab!

[quote]Tab can help you stay in his mind. It's sugar-free, and it tastes better than any diet cola. Because the Coca-Cola Company wouldn't have it any other way. You know, keeping your shape in shape has its rewards.

Be a Mind-Sticker!

L&P — "World Famous in New Zealand"

[quote]The Loneliest Repairman in the World (Amana)

No.

[quote]I am tough on Band-Aid brand 'cause band-aid's stuck on me

No. It's "I'm STUCK on Band-Aid brand, 'cause Band-Aid's stuck on me."

r81 You're wrong, Rex.

"LaChoy makes Chinese food...SWING American!

- Why not!?"

Fill it to the rim ... with Brim.

Only now do I realize it's decaf.

Actually, we were both right, R88.

According to oneownercollectorcar.com (link below), Ellis Brooks was a Hudson dealer from 1937 until switching to Chevrolet in 1955. Brooks was located at Bush on 1395 Van Ness Avenue, San Francisco in the heart of the long established dealer row in a seven story 195,000 square foot facility. [bold]During the 1960s, the dealership address was 1595 Van Ness[/bold] (California & Van Ness) with the service center down the street at 799 Van Ness. After Ellis Brooks died in 1963 his widow Marie Brooks carried on the business in spite of the decline of dealer row during the 1970s. In the 1980s buildings were torn down and re-developed and domestic dealers moved out.

So…the dealership was located at both California & Van Ness [italic]and[/italic] Bush & Van Ness at different times. The ads I remember would have been in the late '50s-early '60s.

Salem country. Taste the outdoors!

Extra value is what you get - when you buy Coronet!

It's Cott to be good!

I can't seem to forget you, your Windsong stays on my mind....

Knock on any Norge!

Manly, yes. But I like it, too.

"Time to make the donuts... I [italic]made the donuts.[/italic]

Enquiring Minds Want to Know! The National Enquirer It isn't in the ad, but I remember seeing them purposely misspelling inquiring.

Here are some relics from the past. For some reason, there’s no audio at all in the Winston cigarette ad, and Halo Shampoo seems quite over represented,. They’re still fun.

—If it says Libby, Libby, Libby, on the label, label, label,

You will love it, love it, love it,

On your table, table, table.

—You're ahead in a Ford all the way!

—Well, I declare, there's another new Corvair!

⁄—Say the magic words, say Mission Pak, and it's on its merry way.

No gift so bright, so gay, so right, send the Mission Pak magic way.

Send us the address, we'll do the rest..

Raise your hand ... if you're Sure.

“Wouldn’t you really rather have a Buick?”

"Just pour me another cup of that crazy coffee!"

Hmm, hmm good.

Hmm, hmm good.

That's what Campbell's Soups are

Hmm, hmm GOOD!

R101, the commercials featuring that jingle seem to have been scrubbed from the Internet. Hmm.

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!

Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!

Sorry, Charlie.

How about a nice Hawaian punch? Sure! POW!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know.

Why don't you pick one up and smoke it sometime?

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

Sometime you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't

Fly the friendly skies

Don't leave home without it

Snap! Crackle! Pop!

When you care enough to send the very best

Quality never goes out of style

The pause that refreshes

A diamond is forever

Watching the senate hearing today, I was reminded of:

"Is it true blondes have more fun? A Lady Clairol blonds, a silky-swinging blonde."