I want to bang him so hard but he's like the complete opposite of my usual type in almost every respect. I don't really understand but, my God, what I wouldn't give...
Jesse Eisenberg
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 19, 2020 4:37 PM |
He looks like he doesn't wash properly.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 21, 2015 2:48 PM |
I guarantee you that his breath is terrible, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 21, 2015 2:55 PM |
He apparently sees two shrinks every week and his new book and online ventures make him sound insufferable, but I can only imagine him as endlessly and fascinatingly hilarious as he utters an impressive geyser of amusing bon mots, constantly one-upping himself as I gobble down his enormous cock which smells of fresh apples and cinnamon...
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 21, 2015 3:57 PM |
He's a nasty piece of work. See: every interview he's ever done.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 21, 2015 4:03 PM |
Look in the dictionary under the most unnecessarily smarmy actor ever. Well what do you know? If it isn't that douchenozzle Jesse Eisenberg!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 21, 2015 4:08 PM |
He's adorable. I just want to rub his little head. As it swallows my cock.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 21, 2015 4:09 PM |
He's being touted as the Millenial Woody Allen. Feh.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 21, 2015 4:11 PM |
OP, what a tragic lack of taste. He's not only ugly, he's an annoying little shit and can't act his way out of a paper bag.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 21, 2015 4:13 PM |
[quote]OP, what a tragic lack of taste.
I prefer to think of it as a thrilling aberration.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 21, 2015 4:28 PM |
OP, perversion is the term you were searching for.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 21, 2015 5:08 PM |
Did anyone see that film where he played one of those hideous Vegas magicians that are so bafflingly successful? It was the most horrifically smug film ever made outside of the oeuvre of Quentin Tarantino, but it made a bunch of dough so they're doing a sequel. Even sexy Jesse was unbearable in it, alas...
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 21, 2015 5:19 PM |
OP, I thought "Now you See Me" was one of the more enjoyable and inventive thrillers I've seen in some time.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 21, 2015 6:00 PM |
r12 I probably misjudged it. I was really looking forward to seeing it at the time, as I have an interest in the subject, but I just found it annoying. I'll watch it again.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 22, 2015 9:54 AM |
I liked the movie but the ending was so contrived.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 22, 2015 10:00 AM |
I think my favorite Jesse Eisenberg film is THE DOUBLE, as it has two Jesses for the price of one!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 22, 2015 1:21 PM |
I love him. Maybe even more than Jake. Yet I never remember to mention him when "favorite actor" comes up (always Jake). I'd like a movie in which Jesse and Topher Grace have sex a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 22, 2015 2:15 PM |
I can't stand this kid. Oh no. I guess I'm in the minority. Same with that other kid. I can't remember his name. And Joseph Gordon Levitt...just horrible.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 22, 2015 2:31 PM |
[quote]I can't stand this kid. Oh no. I guess I'm in the minority. Same with that other kid. I can't remember his name. And Joseph Gordon Levitt...just horrible.
I think we can all agree that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is unbearable.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 22, 2015 2:41 PM |
Michael Cera was the other kid I couldn't remember. Awful.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 22, 2015 2:45 PM |
Interesting. I didn't know a 32 year old man (Eisenberg next month) was a kid!
Apparently so is JGL (who will be 35 in January).
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 22, 2015 2:51 PM |
They look like kids to me.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 22, 2015 2:55 PM |
I think he's cute too. But why do people cling to their "types" so rigidly and then become aghast when their dicks react to something else? My type has always been determined by my own reaction to someone and not some list of prerequisites. I never understood anything else. I like men I find attractive and so far that has covered a huge spectrum. And given me a crazily diverse sex life. And yes, I am kinda slutty.
But back to Eisenberg. Cute body, great lips, annoying personality. Love to fuck him, make him whimper.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 22, 2015 2:57 PM |
I think there cum would taste like Bubble Yum
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 22, 2015 2:57 PM |
I won't pretend that I didn't have a fantasy of his smug, little weasel of a character being pounded between two Armie Hammers as punishment in "The Social Network".
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 22, 2015 4:04 PM |
Adorable but has a very abrasive personality,I also think he's closeted.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 22, 2015 4:06 PM |
I'd get into some kinky bondage scene with him
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 22, 2015 4:08 PM |
The very straight English comedian Frank Skinner said he had a weird crush on him after watching The Social Network.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 22, 2015 4:09 PM |
he was great in the zombiesland movie. he seems like he is just talking when he is saying lines. i bet he ab lids a lot when he is on set. i would give him a 7/10 as an actor.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 22, 2015 4:13 PM |
Do you think their were any truth in the jesse/andrew garfield rumours.?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 22, 2015 4:15 PM |
r29 thanks for asking my pinion. as a millinium i would like to say i liked andy g as spiderman and think there is nada truth to any rumors bout him. and i dont know any rumors cept he is from ohio.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 22, 2015 4:43 PM |
Oh my
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 22, 2015 4:44 PM |
I find Jesse very attractive, too. Talented, super-smart, and probably very neurotic.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 22, 2015 4:47 PM |
Oh dear
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 22, 2015 4:49 PM |
Most depressing thread ever. Jesse Eisenberg... Andrew Garfield... Joseph Gordon Levitt... Michael Cera... Topher Grace.
A veritable collection of the ugliest and least fuckable actors in Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 22, 2015 5:08 PM |
Thank you. Oh dear.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 22, 2015 5:14 PM |
I am so looking forward to the next Woody Allen film, starring Jesse and Kristen Stewart. The Woodster hasn't had such a hot piece of twink-meat in one of his films since 1998's CELEBRITY.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 22, 2015 5:57 PM |
R34 is one of the most taste-impaired posters in all of DL.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 22, 2015 6:54 PM |
R34 What?! Topher is perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 22, 2015 6:57 PM |
r34 is secretary of the Rocco Steele Fan Club.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 22, 2015 6:58 PM |
R30 ? and ?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 24, 2015 3:24 PM |
i'd bend topher grace. jesse is kind of okay but i just can't get into it.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 27, 2015 7:16 AM |
I met Jesse a few years ago and got to talk to him for a while. He is incredibly sweet and shy, honestly the nicest celeb I've met. He is a little too thin for my taste but his personality makes him attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 27, 2015 7:33 AM |
"Jesse, cum hard, there's a hole in my ass ..."
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 27, 2015 7:52 AM |
R34 is the guy who thinks guys like Bill Hader and Jason Sudekis are hot.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 27, 2015 7:55 AM |
Call me buried under a rock, but I recently found out that he's the older brother of Hallie Eisenberg. You know, 'the Pepsi girl' in the late '90s commercials. She was the precocious child actress to watch out for (pre Dakota Fanning), starring in BINCENTENNIAL MAN (with Robin Williams), THE INSIDER (with Al Pacino and Russell Crowe), BEAUTIFUL (with Minnie Driver), as Helen Keller in the TV remake of THE MIRACLE WORKER, and the 2001 Broadway revival of THE WOMEN (with Cynthia Nixon, Rue McClanahan, Jennifer Tilly, and Jennifer Coolidge).
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 27, 2015 8:55 AM |
I've interacted with hundreds of celebrities both casually and professionally and I have to say, Jesse Eisenberg is easily one of the most polite.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 24, 2015 6:19 AM |
You're a freak, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 24, 2015 6:25 AM |
He looks like a mentally disabled lesbian, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 24, 2015 6:48 AM |
OP, diagnosis: goyem case of JewsBlues. You want a quintessential ethnic freak to accept you.
Your mother was is a skankin' ho who only thought of herself and never protected you.
He's exotic because you perceived him priveleged in contrast to your own background. And you just love to have it over him that at least you're better looking or genetically gifted.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 24, 2015 6:52 AM |
OP has the Goyem case of JewsBlues.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 24, 2015 6:57 AM |
I remember when he had that hit song "At Seventeen" in the 70's
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 24, 2015 7:58 AM |
[quote] "...i bet he ab lids a lot..."
Dyslexic or idiot?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 24, 2015 9:40 AM |
Or you could try being funny, r49 x
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 24, 2015 10:07 AM |
Jesse has very big dick face.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 24, 2015 11:57 AM |
Anyone who thinks this dweeb is hot is as pressed as the day is long.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 25, 2015 11:59 PM |
De gustibus non est disputandum, r55. x
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 26, 2015 8:53 AM |
I have an ARC of BREAM GIVES ME HICCUPS but the title is so disgusting I have not read it.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 26, 2015 10:29 AM |
I have literally had dreams about him. He's perfect IYM.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 26, 2015 2:35 PM |
Love him!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 28, 2015 12:52 AM |
I pray he doesn't have an obnoxious bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 29, 2015 9:20 AM |
I could be his obnoxious bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 29, 2015 2:49 PM |
[quote] Most depressing thread ever. Jesse Eisenberg... Andrew Garfield... Joseph Gordon Levitt... Michael Cera... Topher Grace. A veritable collection of the ugliest and least fuckable actors in Hollywood.
I don't find Cera attractive, but I was surprised to see that he has a very fuckable little ass
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 29, 2015 3:59 PM |
R34: blindness or dementia?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 29, 2015 4:01 PM |
everyone says he's an obnoxious douche. met him once, thought he was down to earth and sweet. don't get the hate. and, yeah, he's cute.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 10, 2015 4:47 AM |
Jesse could have played Topher Grace's role in TRUTH.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 30, 2015 1:10 PM |
I wouldn't fuck him with YOUR dick.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 30, 2015 1:12 PM |
Is Topher growing a little jowly?
He's probably going to get Alan Alda-like parts as he ages. I'd totally fuck him, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 30, 2015 2:51 PM |
Topher has always been really cute, is really cute in TRUTH. Jesse's a different kind of cute.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 3, 2015 2:36 PM |
R68 how do you mean 'in TRUTH'?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 4, 2015 2:34 PM |
In the new feature film, TRUTH. With Cate Blanchett, Robert Redford, and Topher Grace.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 5, 2015 12:22 PM |
You can't handle the TRUTH
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 5, 2015 3:41 PM |
OP You need help girl.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 1, 2016 4:14 PM |
Jesse seems like a finicky OCDish bottom. He looks like he lets his beards fuck him with a strap on.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 1, 2016 4:17 PM |
I wonder who's had him.?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 1, 2016 8:44 PM |
Not hot.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 19, 2020 4:37 PM |