What would you do if this was your new neighbor?

I'd go next door to THIS thread and talk to him.

Fuck! I hate this Canadian, nurse troll!

I've had neighbors cuter than this that I never spoke to. It's part of situational awareness, common sense self-protection, to know something about your neighbors, but it is no longer obligatory to be friends with them.

Of course, if you want to break out the Welcome Wagon, it better have some bling in it.

Your taste is all over the map, OP. The guys you have crushed on in real life, at least the ones you have shared pictures of, look nothing like this. What are you physically attracted to?

Calm down OP, he soooo out of your league.

R6, Are you speaking strictly in terms of looks? Because we are speaking in terms of looks alone, we would be in the same league.

R5, My crushes are not based on looks mostly. I'm more attracted to a person's personality, and how intelligent they are than I am to looks. Of course being good looking is a bonus, but it's not a requirement for me. However, I do appreciate a good-looking man, but I won't necessarily agree to a relationship with them in real life.

Remember, folks, John insists that he, himself, is very good looking, apparently good looking enough to be on a reality model show. Why he's a nurse trainee in Canada, when he's so hot, and not a big star, I'm not sure.

His looks do nothing for me. I know that most would find him attractive. I don't care for the angular features and big staring cow eyes.

Considering that he looks like crack-smoking trade, I would keep my doors locked at all times.

Hot bod is probably hotter when he's not trying to look hot.

That face though.... is straight out of Deliverance.

Is OP the Program troll R5?

If I could do it all over again, I'd say fuck the High Honor Roll and National Honor Society. Give me weights and bench press in the basement for Christmas, Mom.

Must be a Japanese-Canadian thing.

Not be a creeper. Go on about my business.

That's what I'd do.

Bro, you have any creatine I can use? I ran out, dude.

OP - please, I beg you, GO OUT AND GET LAID BY A HUMAN.

R8,

I don't go into the show biz or modelling biz because I'm not interested. Modeling looks boring, You are basically someone's prop.

Acting requires too much emotions and I don't like a career where I'm forced to be angry or sad. Plus, people in these professions have a short shelflife.

R17, Lol.

I think OP is actually Brendon.

Do you mean Brandon, R19?

He was on America's Top Model this season but got voted off. He was very close to the hotter deaf contestant.

I would ask him to find you with a ninth grade grammar book that explained the subjunctive so you wouldn't embarrass yourself any more.

Yes, I would try to strike up a conversation with him, but since I am more than twice his age it would not be dripping with innuendo or accompanied by leering and drooling. I would be friendly but keep it light and quick. Hopefully he'd see me as a friendly old neighbor and an elder gay worthy of respect. More than likely he'd see me as an old troll anyway, but maybe we could be friendly neighbors.

Yes, he's hot to death.

And what if his feets looked like this?

I KNEW we had a "feets" troll...

Hey, Johnny Canada, OP, PMBT, what would you do if your neighbor looked like this? Hmmm...Well? He's such a pretty dude with pretty dude, titillating, honest eyelids. Well?

That is Dustin McNeer. He was on ANTM.

If he WERE (WERE, OP, not WAS, just for future reference) my neighbor, I would probably anonymously tape this picture to his front door to see his reaction.

I'd bake a Bundt cake, slip into my girthiest rainbow caftan, put on my pearl earrings and necklace, adjust my tiara, and dial his house on my avocado Princess phone to ask if he wants to come over and watch football. Dude.

I would insist on inspecting his anus

I am shy so I am not sure what I would do. What would Matt Damon do with him? Try to kiss? Is Matt Damon gay? Why do people say Matt Damon is gay? Do you think he likes sushi? Well, does he?

Nothing. I'm frankly underwhelmed. I like my men real-er and less full of themselves.

He was smart growing the beard, the lower half of his face looks deformed.

I'd make sure he's in my major, so that we can join forces in selling our used textbooks.

Nice body.

The guy in OP's pic has a Brad Pitt circa "Thelma and Louise" vibe going on.

Its Friday so the 2015 Troll is hard at work. DIE BITCH.

Another vote from me for "Deliverance" vibes. Yuck.

Guy is hot. When I was in my 40s, met a hot Athletic guy. God he was gorgeous. For some reason he took a shine to me. After hanging out for a couple of weeks we had sex. I had no idea what he saw in me. I’m a 4-5 and he was a 10+. Worst sex I’ve ever had.

Unimaginative and couldn’t last. We had sex twice a day for a week. It just wasn’t worth it. He was just bad. Couldn’t kiss, couldn’t suck, couldn’t fuck, couldn’t even get fucked well. He came alright but I was bored. Half the time I had to Jack off.

He doesn't look so good anymore.

Yuck R39. Is this what having a DLer for a neighbor does to you?

He says he's got sciatica.

I wanna see, R39.