Bryce Harper

But the hair blazingly douchetastic.

Not to me, man

That's some big dick swagger. Yum.

Oh please! Nice body but his face looks like one of those cro-magnons from the Geico commercials. Plus, he has a big arrogant mouth like a pre-suspension Alex Rodriguez.

Are you people so blind that you can't see?? He is fucking HIDEOUS looking!! Anything but hot. And to think he's only 22.

Hairy anus!

Bro has mad swag

Cover Bro

My point exactly r5!

He isn't ugly, but he isn't even close to being the hottest guy in baseball, either

[quote]But the hair blazingly douchetastic.

Not sure that is limited to his hair. He is definitely a talented baseball player though.

So much Alpha swag

He keeps that beard to hide his fugly face.

Bod 10, Looks -10

My type dude

[quote] But the hair blazingly douchetastic.

Say, what?? Bitch, please. . . .

Papelbon is a bomb

He has no Anthony Recker ass.

the deeper i went into reading replies and seeing additional photos, i must admit i became a doubter of your premise, op. but i still want to believe.

Why did Papelbon go after Bryce?

unrequited lust, of course.

I love his swag

[quote]He keeps that beard to hide his fugly face.

And what do you do to hide yours?

his mouth is large enough to fit two cocks comfortably

Why is he wearing a kimono?

A lot MLB veterans don't like Bryce, but I think it is partly out of jealously.

Partly out of jealousy, and in all likelihood partly out of needing to put in his time before he's calling the shots. Even if he's one of the best, the expectation in the clubhouse Is that the senior players should still get respect. I don't know for certain, but I wouldn't be surprised if Bryce isn't used to deferring to others.

He's a man's man, which is why some here don't like or relate to him.

I'm still relevant!

r29 vanilla ice was fit back in the day.

Hot as fuck but anyone who knows him for more than five minutes hates his guts.

Bryce on the subway

In his under garments.

dude has so much swag. hot

Bryce is a homophobic Mormon asshole

Yikes. He's straight up ugly.

Maybe the hottest Shrek on Halloween.

He's no Anthony Recker.

he is totally my type. buff dudebro

OP is ever vigilant to find a boyfriend for Ryan Braun to replace the fickle and faithless Aaron Rogers.

Verficatia of size meat?

Ryan Braun is pretty hot, what is his story?

Harper looks like a straight version of Timberlake.

Andrew Lambo

flex

Douchebag royalty- bound to be a closet bossy bottom!

Why would someone with a long horseface wear hair that makes their already long face even longer. 101 fail.

I think he's gorgeous. Douchey? Yes, but gorgeous.

Supposedly he is saying "Fucking Shut Up"

Head exploding

Harper is so hot

He's my type

MLB is back bro!

dapper

Disgusting.

Post your pic, r54.

[quote]Disgusting.

Disgusting-ly hot. I fixed that for you R54

Oh god, I spoke too soon. He rides the subway? No excuse.

He's not nearly as hot as he thinks he is.

His arrogance is a major turnoff

I thought this was about Ron Howard's daughter.

hot ALpha Male stud

Total stud. SO fucking hot. Love the swagger.

Bryce Harper keeps it 100 on his bats

Look at the bat rack in any MLB dugout and you'll see a colorful array of numbers, thanks to the trend of bat-knob stickers taking off in recent years. Most players stick to their jersey numbers, but Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals isn't most players.The reigning NL MVP keeping it 100 -- he's one home run shy of that milestone number -- is just the latest salvo in his "Make Baseball Fun Again" campaign. He told ESPN the Magazine before the season, "Baseball's tired. It's a tired sport, because you can't express yourself. You can't do what people in other sports do."

Using an emoji as a bat-knob sticker certainly isn't tired, and it certainly qualifies as Harper expressing himself, though it remains to be seen if he'll actually get to use them in a game, since MLB reportedly banned personalized stickers before the season. But as long as he's putting up numbers like he has to start 2016 (two homers in five games, 1.556 OPS), the Nats probably will be fine with Harper expressing himself like this.

my fantasy dude

Derp

An Alpha stud

Total Bae bro

Another boring straight guy...his straightness and unobtainability makes him hot to the loser queens on DL.

I need to find a hot bro like Bryce

I've personally never found him attractive

Total Alpha stud

Harper makes Mama's mussy slicker than a spitball! I'd love to polish his bat and he can steal Mama's home base. Just slide in, baby!!!

R71 Why do you talk like that?

He looks hot here.

No. He thinks he's hot shit. that is a total turn off.

It's a total turnon for many

R71, it's not 1968 anymore dude. Talk like a man

He has that weird mouth/chin thing going on where the chin juts out too much, makes him look like a hillbilly meth user . Plus he's a super dick.

R72 , R76, are you new here ? Mama's Mussy is a DL classic , welcome back , Mama !

I'd sniff his hole

He's the face of MLB

He is so hot

That is some Stud Strut he's doing in the OP. I bet the whole room can hear his balls clanging together as he walks.

I love Alpha Males

He was so cool at the ESPYs

My man

Whenever the news does sports segments, he's always throwing a bitchfit and getting in a fight with somebody.

JUST IN: Bryce Harper exits Nats' loss to Giants with minor neck injury

R85=Justis

Ewww at the pic at R49. Is that... dirt or thousands of gross birthmarks?

The Nats are Balking at his demand for $400 million for deal extending beyond ten years

Boss

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Nationals slugger Bryce Harper and San Francisco reliever Hunter Strickland both landed punches to the head during a wild brawl that erupted Monday after a hit by pitch.

Harper was hit in the right hip by Strickland's 98 mph in the eighth inning with Washington ahead 2-0.

Harper pointed the bat toward Strickland, charged the mound and fired his batting helmet wide of the pitcher. They started to swing away and they each connected as the benches and bullpens emptied. At least two Giants players forcefully dragged Strickland from the middle of the brawl all the way into the dugout.

There's nothing wrong with him the good hard forced gangbang can't cure.

Alpha male

Bruce Hooper

Studbro

Hot and he knows it, flaunts it. And that's okay.

Love his swag

HE has cornrows now!

Sexy

I can pass on this one. He is a good baseball player.

So much hot swag and testosterone

Oh, he's hot but I can smell the Axe body spray from here.

Boss

Mmmm

Yuck! What is up with that jellyroll hairdo? Great body but would need a couple of paper bags over that face.

Bangin

R107 Lol, and True.

Rich

My man 👍🏽

Papa Bryan

Going to the Phillies!

Oh jeez the dad is hot as hell. He could wreck me

How does he compare to DL fave Anthony Recker?

Bryce bump

My type bro

He’s going to have an interesting time in Philly. But maybe a good match - rough fans, rough guy. But wouldn’t want to be the Phillies PR guy from the next 13 years. Attitude in Philly is a guaranteed hot mess.