Which CHiPs actor do you want in your bed?

Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox.

Robert Pine. Bonus points for higher rank and authoritative command.

NB: Father of Chris Pine.

Brodie Greer.

Bonus Brodie Greer presenting bulge and feet.

Michael Dorn.

Magnificent mustache.

i want to WATCH ponch and jon go at it, hot and heavy.

Bruce Jenner. Slightly past his zenith. Far before Caitlyn.

Larry Wilcox (Jon Baker) I always thought he was kind of hot; and besides I love blonds.

The pocketsized Bruce Penhall.

Estrada. Latin godliness.

When Estrada was on The Surreal Life he did a frontal flash for the camera, but they blurred it out. I guess the raw footage never made it to the outside world.

Robert Pine, especially when his temples began to grey.

Wasn't there a big blonde guy on there too? Besides Wilcox

More on the unsung Brodie Greer:

Brodie and his wide, smooth shoulders.

r13 - I don't remember a big one.

Are you thinking of the pocket blond from r9?

I must be. He seemed big to an 8 year old.

I love you OP.

Didn't we have a CHiPs thread recently in which someone posted the link to the roller disco special? Ponch was dancing like his ass was on fire!

Um...

[R13] Do you mean Tom Reilly?

I know a female porn star who was a big Sci-Fi/Star Trek fan that slept with Michael Dorn. She kept on going on about how good a fuck he was and how thick he was. It must have been a monster because she's done the likes of Peter North and Sean Michaels.

Larry Wilcox always struck me as a variation on a dimwitted country preacher's son with a giant dick.

And that is why I voted for him.

Larry Wilcox looks like Amy Schumer.

That is why I voted for Estrada.

Get down, get down

Michael Dorn is otherwise a great guy, but he has no hesitation fucking female Star trek groupies. It's a bit gross.

r25, if you were middle-aged and had devotees waiting to fuck you in convention halls across the nation, would you be so high-minded?

I hope he's at the very least a little picky.

Michael Dorn actually got better looking as he aged.

Such was not the case for Erik Estrada. His bloom faded shockingly quickly in the eighties. His was the hotness of youth. But it was infernally fucking hot.

Michael Dorn's skin was fucked up for years and years because of all his Klingon makeup.

He brought so much to that part. I think he is the most underappreciated of all Trek actors--the only people who get any love for their acting on TNG are Stewart and Spiner, but I think Dorn was fantastic too.

Bob Pine owns this thread!

Before CHiPs, Erik Estrada played sexy Julio, the notorious and married pussyhound-navigator, in Airport '75 alongside Karen Black.

He got sucked clean out of the cabin after a collision with a prop plane.

Sucked clean.

R26 The porn star I mentioned that did Michael Dorn was in her late 20s/early 30s then, black/italian and very beautiful. I'm sure she was one of the more attractive fans he had slept with.

Erik Estrada was one of a kind at the time. So fucking hot. Even his name is hot.

Me TV runs the Chips ;program, one episode had the two playing volley ball with this all girl team. They both were wearing short shorts and there was a gorgeous outline of Wilcox's cock. He looked so fucking hot in those shorts. You'd think that Estrada would have looked hotter but it was the other one.

If I were a Star Trek groupie, I would try to get a shot at Michael Dorn.

Like r6, I would really like to see Ponch and Jon have at each other, preferably a frenzied flip fuck in the squad meeting room while the sergeant stood over them wearing nothing but boots and a helmet jerking off and dripping pre-cum all over Estrada's glistening, sweaty back.

As a follow-up, I want the sergeant, still naked, to bend Brodie over a bench in the changing room and spank his bare ass with his police-issued belt. Brodie would be hard the whole time but not speak, just sigh and groan with each crack of the belt.

I would not object to this turning into a spit-roast with Leif as the meat.

Larry Wilcox replacement, Tom Reilly, was dismissed after 1 (?) season due to his coke-fueled hard-partying ways. You'd think someone who lucked out by landing a plum role in a popular series would've behaved better, but he clearly was not ready for primetime.

hum, OP, ALL OF THEM!!!

Estrada was the stuff of dreams.

At any rate, I think he filled out the uniform the best.

For r9. And he didn't even make the poll!

Yes R-20 Thank you!

Tom Reilly isn't quite as bad as the interim Duke boys replacesments of Dukes of Hazzard, but he really falls short of the golden-boy/golden-dick promise of Larry Wilcox.

I almost fell asleep watching the Brodie Greer "tribute" clip. I kept waiting for a shirtless scene. The man had a perfect body.

I always favoured Wilcox until Penhall joined the show.

Brodie

The DL CHiPs threads make me realise why you guys are the fucking best on the internet

Penhall

R18 You mean THIS one?

Bruce Penhall please

Oh R48, you are spoiling us.

HIPS ON FIRE!!

What happened to penhall's package @ R47?

r45 - Is this supposed to be the shot of Brodie reclining, showing off his package and his bare feet? I tried to link that as well but I think Getty prevents it from working. It is hot and needs to be shared! Any idea how to do it?

This is how I imagine Ponch getting it in the ass. He has that certain expression of bearing it and loving it simultaneously. I only wish Jon were standing right behind him in this shot.

I also want to shove my tongue into his open mouth.

r48's disco clip features a blond extra with an epic bulge in super tight white pants.

He really stands out around 2:12-2: 20, rhythmically clapping in the background.

Astonishing.

Larry Wilcox all muscle.

Where is the volunteer sign up sheet for the Bob Pine/Vic Tayback spit roast?

So I was checking this thread on an iPad and found that my original post had the grey strikethrough.

Are CHiPs sex rankings really so offensive? Is someone infuriated that I neglected to include Bruce Penhall and Tom Reilly (apologies! - I don't think I was watching when they joined) in the poll?

And why don't I see the strikethrough on my laptop? Is CHiPs sex-talk only offensive in tablet form?

Larry Wilcox as young marine.

Too bad Larry was a bitch to work with. He hated the show and everyone on it from about day one.

r53:

Larry never shows skin like Estrada.

He is wearing the Battle of the Network Stars equivalent of a burka in this kayak race.

Compare his modesty to the speedos sported by Grant Goodeve and Gary Sandy.

Yes, 52, that's the pic I was trying to post.

How about this "Lew Saunders as Fritz"?

I don't remember him, which seems a miscarriage of masturbation opportunity.

Lew Saunders is built like a football player. Check the neck. Nice face, too.

Op, you may have offended someone in another thread. I've noticed that lately FF'ing impacts all posts by the same user.

r65, I think I am pretty innocuous by DL standards. Plus, why wouldn't my reply within this thread be affected?

The new DL still confuses me.

Yeah, I hear you Op/R66. But the last week or so there has been a lot of arbitrary greying out of posts. Someone in another post says W&W is like an upvote and helps offset the F&F. I just gave you a WW, if you get a few more, it might help.

Bruce Penhall.

Some good photos here. He looks a lot like a typical mid-eighties gay porn star.

Shitload of Brodie Greer photos. Many shirtless.

One spectacular one of his crotch and his bare feet.

One more try for Brodie's bare feet.

Aside from the fact that Tom Reilly couldn't act, he screwed up his job by being caught driving under the influence of Quaaludes and booze. I recall an interview he did on TV when he was making fun of Jon-Erik Hexum's voice and suggesting Hexum was gay.

Bruce Penhall was a spoiled rich kid from Newport Beach. His parents were in a fatal accident leaving Penhall, his brother and sister a fortune. Penhall had a son who was killed quite young, but I don't remember the circumstances and can't be arsed to google it.

A news article with details about Connor Penhall's death in 2012.

Dying on a freeway patrolled by chips and as a result of a crime is too eerie

The all look like hot hell now, with Micheal Dornan being the one exception.

What season did Demi Moore join the cast?

When you think of Bonnie laugh don't cry. I know she'd want it that way.

Robert Pine in his youth.

Chris inherited a lot from his dad.

Estrada and guest star Leif Garrett, as evidenced in r37's still of the pre-spit-roasting trio.

Leif does have a pretty face here, ideal for swallowing Jon's thick, pink dick while Estrada rough fucks him - with a facial expression identical to the one featured in the photo below.

Maybe Larry Wilcox should've stayed on till the bitter end. He hit financial rock bottom and nearly ended up in prison on securities fraud charges.

And I thought Estrada had it bad doing all those low-budget commercials.

What the fuck did these guys do with all their money? Senseless spending? Up their noses? Bad investments?

While Erik and Larry were nice, there was nothing that matched Martin Milner on Adam-12. That man was sex on a stick.

[quote] While Erik and Larry were nice, there was nothing that matched Martin Milner on Adam-12. That man was sex on a stick.

Why don't you start a thread for that.

Yes. I think based on r80's photo, he merits a thread. He didn't have the face, but apparently the body is enough.

Estrada and Wilcox in CHiPs reunion.

Larry Wilcox looked hunky in the r83 interview from 1982 when he was complaining about Erik Estrada.

I like EE's comment about how they French kissed and made up.

I didn't know that Bruce Jenner was on in place of Erik Estrada. What was that story?

[quote] Maybe Larry Wilcox should've stayed on till the bitter end. He hit financial rock bottom and nearly ended up in prison on securities fraud charges. And I thought Estrada had it bad doing all those low-budget commercials.

Estrada seems to have worked in television pretty consistently since CHiPs ended.

[quote] What the fuck did these guys do with all their money? Senseless spending? Up their noses? Bad investments?

They both are on their 3rd marriage. Wilcox has 5 kids and Estrada has 4.

Estrada could not keep a fucking shirt on.

Note the six-pack, long before it became a near pre-requisite.

Ponch had a legendary coke habit

Erik Estrada's 1980 divorce brought a shitload of salacious accusations from his wife, including some hints of homosexuality.

Erik Estrada with Morgan Fairchild.

It's called HONEYBOY.

I could not agree more.

Honeyboy looks like a two-hour jerk-off session for Estrada's male fan base.

Honeybun looks like a knockoff of Rocky III

Ponch doll.

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I had an Erik Estrada pinup, shirtless, draped in a plaid blanket. My father took me aside and asked me to take it down for my grandparents visit.

Michael Dorn. Hands down.

Was it this, r94?

Did you put it back up after the grandparents left?

Yes, that's it!

My father assured me it would be okay to put it back up after they left. He never said the word gay, just that they might be distressed at me having grown up so much since our last visit. Dad was so cool.

[quote] Erik Estrada's 1980 divorce brought a shitload of salacious accusations from his wife, including some hints of homosexuality.

The only thing that she did not accuse him of was murdering albino transvestite Eskimo dwarfs.

That picture of Brodie made so horny I had to jack off.

I too had to jack off to this thread.

Thread of the year!

LIPS

The only thing I remember about Estrada's divorce from that trashy looking slut was her complaints about having to put zit cream on his back to control his bacne. It made me feel better about mine.

[quote] That picture of Brodie made so horny I had to jack off.

[quote] I too had to jack off to this thread.

TMI !

Well, r103, I for one am quite pleased that my rediscovery and subsequent sharing of Brodie has resulted in a flurry of proudly proclaimed masturbation.

Rub one out and relax!

Yeah! Let's all whack off to Eric Estrada!

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Michael Dorn gets highest marks for transitioning into new career phases.

Also, for fashion.

I keep the episode "Valley Go Home" from season 3 on my DVR to see Eric run around the beach in a speedo.

Dear Lord in Heaven. Erik Estrada covers Kool 'n the Gang, channeling Elvis Presley and David Lee Roth for choreography.

Was Eric the first breakout chicano star?

r110, he was Puerto Rican, as was Freddie Prinze.

That is ME in the r109 Battle of the Bands clip!!!

A Datalounge legend right there on CHiPs!

She speaks the truth.

I recently mentioned to my cousin that I've never quite gotten over my Eric Estrada fetish from when we were young. I still love a hot, tight, muscular, cocky, Latino in tight pants.

Off the top of my head, Desi Arnaz and Ricardo Montalban were latino tv stars before Erik Estrada...although I don't recall whether Fantasy Island was before or after CHIPS.

I tought Desi was Pakistani.

Desi Arnaz was Cuban.

Three scenes of Estrada beefcake on CHiPs:

1. In his boxers and motorcycle helmet, chasing Jon around a trailer park parking lot. 2. In his speedo on the beach. Jon wears trunks and cannot hide his body in the life jacket fast enough. 3. Shimmying out of his tight police pants in public to reveal what could be either short boxers or small swim trunks.

I'm going to jack off again.

Laura Branigan on CHiPs. Ponch stops dancing and joins her onstage and joins in the song towards the end.

ATTENTION:

Ponch is not only a hot disco dancer, but he can do a mean square dance - in tight jeans that show off his ass and a black leather vest that makes him look really gay.

He's in the whole clip, but his solo doesn't start until 2:20. It is worth the wait.

Background on both leads.

I like that they close the short piece with a nod to the tight khaki uniforms.

Accidentally re-posted the square dancing scene instead of the min-bio.

Larry Wilcox was in a 1972 series of Lassie?

A strapping young Larry Wilcox on Room 222, on a motorcycle.

Prescient!

Larry Wilcox guest starred on The Partridge Family with big-dicked David Cassidy.

I wonder if Cassidy compared with him like he did with the rest of his family.

Wow

An Estrada buffet, thanks!

Wilcox was in some titillating movie-of-the-week called The Love Tapes.

Here he is with WKRP's Jan Smithers.

That Lassie show at R124 looks like it should've been called "My Three Gay Sons."

There's a Larry Wilcox troll in all of us, R128. Just let that beast roam free.

And now Jan Smithers makes an appearance. Jan, who worked an oversized pair of mannish glasses better than any fancy Hollywood movie star.

Does anyone has any information about Brodie? Has he ever been married, etc? He was always my second favorite (after Larry Wilcox).

Was an Estrada fan. Still like the dark haired guys ......

With regards to money, the reunion show said that there were about 140 episodes. Nearly forty years ago, they were probably not making more than $ 25K per episode. And neither Wilcox or Estrada stayed on the show the entire run .........

So that's less than $ 3 million. And like someone said upthread ......lots of marriages, lots of kids, managers, agents, etc. And probably not too many royalties either.

Robert Pine turned into an adorable old man.

You didn't just save my life, brown eyes, you made my life .

MeTv is showing season 6 currently. I love how tight the pants are by season 6...Estrada, Reilly, Penhall. All nice to look at.

Erik Estrada. Speedo

Estrada.

Robert Pine and Brodie Greer were always my favorites. But lately Paul Linke has turned into a hot daddy too. He's looking good in those reunion pictures.

EE always gave me the impression that he hated wearing clothes but if he did they had to be sprayed on And for that he will always have my gratitude.

I'm BJ McKay and my best friend is bare

[quote] Robert Pine and Brodie Greer were always my favorites. But lately Paul Linke has turned into a hot daddy too. He's looking good in those reunion pictures.

No ma'am.

As a straight woman, I absolutely would have picked Pine. Attractive. And he had authority and power.

EE looks like he had an ego that was unstoppable. The others all went to Papa Pine asking for permission/advice....he was da Boss.

Pine had a great ass. There was an episode on a couple of weeks ago when he was in civies and I was amazed.

Wilcox left the show because he felt Estrada was getting too much attention. Estrada was known for beefing with costsrs.

r137

He even has a tan line

[quote]Wilcox left the show because he felt Estrada was getting too much attention. Estrada was known for beefing with costsrs.

He was right it was basically the Ponch show by Wilcox's last season - see Ponch disco - see him line dance - see him do almost every one of the rescues. It is too bad, because they actually had a good buddy chemistry and Wilcox's more low key aw shuck persona balanced well with Estrada's showy Ponch. Once Wilcox left the show went from not really that good of a show - to bad.

This is an update on Brodie from 2015.

I love a man in uniform, and the gloves are a great touch.

'How many guys from a 40 year old TV series do you want in your bed?!'

Michael Dorn, if for no other reason than

HE WAS WEASEL!