Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

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Disturbing but predictable. Who does he think he's fooling with those grotesquely inflated arms?

No way is he only 32. He was in his 30's when he was on Jersey Shore.

The last time he saw 32 it was 1932

Fresh stretch marks around on the upper arms - he's definitely on the juice. The skin on the arms haven't had a chance to grow as fast as the bulk of the arm.

He is so creepy looking. Those arms are disproportionately large compared to his body and his face is just bloated.

I sincerely hope it's not terminal.

He looks like he walked into a hornets' nest.

R3 & R4

I remember he was 29 when the show premiered in 2009, so that would make him about 35 now.

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If anyone ever desperately needed a nose job, it is The Situation. His honker makes Nixon's look like Nicole Kidman's.

isn't he gay? snooki said so

I thought he was gay. Seriously. Haven't there been a TON of blind items about him?

my gaydar went into high gear when I used to watch Jersey Shore and you could tell his approach to women was highly aggressive. When he was in the smoosh room with some woman I bet they just played cards.

R13 If you can explain to us, what is the correlation you're making between aggressive behaviour towards women and homosexuality?

r14 I'm not r13, but every DL undercover gay guy I've ever dated, fucked around with, etc. were abusive to women. Physically, verbally...the whole 9. In my own experiences, the data is there to suggest that most DL guys hate women for whatever reason. I don't know if they blame them for their mental turmoil or hate their mothers or what, but as sure as shit, every guy I've been with who was living a double life as a straight guy was horrible to women. Not sure what that means, but there it is. Also, I'm kinda drunk so the grammar and spelling might be all over the place and for that, I apologize.

R15

Yours is simply anecdotal expererience.

I agree with R15. Sorrentino was very closeted and he HAD to play it straight or he'd be out of a job. That stress made him very hostile, particularly to the three female cast members on the show. Snooki was very open in her dislike of him and she knew he was gay.

I'm reviewing the Situation.

He has always been ugly and an asshole. I can't understand why any woman would want to date such an ugly fuck up like him. Hope he goes to prison for a long time for his IRS problems.

I agree with R15. I've seen it too.

I don't agree with r15. Mother was wonderful.

So why was he so freaked out about Sammi and Ronnie? You think he wanted Ronnie?

R22, written storylines.

Sometimes ugly faced guys with hot bodies can be sexy.

All no the the tenth, BUT if he could act and sing, and if Popeye were ever to be remade, he'd be perfect.

What, R25?

R25 is spot on.

He does not have a nice anus

I'd do him in a heartbeat.

This pic always cracked me up!

I don't know if there has ever been a better example of - put a bag over its head and fuck it.

It's my first time seeing that, R30. I never could have imagined he's the good-looking one in the family.

Score one for the turtleneck lobby.

Who comes up with a nickname such as "the situation"? O.o

And what does he mean by "the situation"?

When he was on [italic]Celebrity Big Brother,[/italic] Julian Clary called him "The Occasional Table."

R33, it refers to his abs. Like, "we got a situation here" (as he points to his abs).

IMO, Italian men do not age well.

All the performers on that show seemed emotionally underdeveloped, but he seemed the most arrested of all of them.

R37, that is really saying something, considering Snooki was on the show, but I think you may be right.

Snookie actually matured pretty quickly into a sweet mother and wife.

I need coffee.

He could beat me like a rented mule.

Michele Placido aged fine. He's 70 now and still handsome. Here he is in middle age

What is his problem on MARRIAGE BOOT CAMP? I saw the coming attractions and he was opening his fly?

Don't know why princess tiny meat would open his fly.

He should be called The Predicament."

He's actually married?

(R33) He was in a club--not wearing a shirt--when a girl walked by with her friend, pointed to his hardcore abs and said, "Check out this situation." And it stuck.

R43, I only watched part of it. He was sitting on a sofa with two other people during the show (and he DID look very bloated up), and all 3 were making comments about another couple So he may be some type of judge or commentator. He was married very recently.

How come no one talks about him anymore? Is he really a gay?

He's not gay. Just Italian.

His older brother, Frank, just came out as gay.

r30 I guess 'bitch tits' run in the family.

Well if his brother’s gay then it’s proof positive that he’s straight. It’s extremely rare for there to be more than one gay brother.

It's his older brother though, the rule is the younger brother is usually the gayer one. So he may still be gay!

We don't want to claim any of them.

💏 You know you want him, OP .............

All of them on JS seemed gay

Well they’re not, R57.

I think Frank, the gay brother, had a hard time coming out, Their dad and the other brother are assholes, and he used to beard with the big sister of Deena Cortese (who was on Jersey Shore toward the end of the series).

Why do Italian men have such a disproportionate amount of gay or bi men?

Vinny is the one I wanna fuck. Is he gay?

I thought Vinny was the gay one when JS first started, but he's straight, at least publicly. He smushed his fair share of girls on the show.

Old and busted!

I never thought Vinny was gay. The fuck’s the matter with you people? You think every goddamn man on the planet is gay.

Is the DL not discussing Floribama Shore?

Thread here

R63, Vinny is Sicilian, which means he is likely bi and a bottom!

Vinny's mom is from the old country.

There’s no such thing as a bi bottom. If he’s a bottom then he’s just a closeted gay man.

Vinny looks better now, with a few years, some scruff, and non-teased eyebrows, R66.

His gay brother "Frank" aka Maximo.

Holy crap, r70. The ugly is strong in that family.

I never watched Jersey shore,but there was one time when the situation was wearing a baseball cap and had bent down to talk to some kid and he looked up when someone spoke to him,and in those few seconds before his "mask" slipped on he had the sweetest,most vunerable look on his face and it forever changed how attractive I found him. I know,Mary !

bro is cute.

2 outta 3 sons are gay. Papa must be having a heart attack!

that girl was probably pointing to his face, R47

big penises?

Zing, R75!

WHET?

R53, I know family that has eight kids, 5 girls, three brothers. All 3 brothers are gay. The oldest brother (58 yes old) is a complete drunk, no job, lives in a trailer on his parents property. Middle brother is 54 yrs old and still in the closet but everybody knows he's gay. Youngest brother is a gorgeous guy, out and proud since he was 12 years old.

The family is Mexican American. Their mom is still alive but their dad passed away about 25 years ago. We suspect the father molested one or more of the boys. It's been alluded to in family discussions but always turns into a big fight.

He really does need a nose job, I agree. And something is really wrong with his arms--it's beyond just using steroids.

Both JWoww (that nickname!) and Snooki thought he was gay, and there's something not honest about him, so i wouldn't be surprised at all if he were gay.

He's getting married to some broad and they've planned their wedding for November, after he's sentenced in October. They've gone so far as to plan to have the wedding service done in whatever prison he's sent to if necessary.

He is kind of adorable in the R30 photo, and I have NEVER found him attractive in the slightest.

Vinny's mom in R67 literally looks like she's Abby Lee Miller trying to go incognito on the red carpet...like the outer face and hair are glued on!

The whole bunch of them are tattooed, circus-freak messes.

What is with the increasing chipmunk cheeks in the current show?