Shameful Crushes

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Chris Christie

John Edwards

Bruno Hauptmann. He killed the Lindbergh baby and all and was executed about 100 years ago but damn, he was pretty.

I'm so ashamed. . .

A young Tsar Nicholas II.

Vile, homophobic redneck pig John Rocker.

Bibi

Tucker Carlson (when he was younger)

💋 Ryan T. Anderson, douchebag extraordinaire.

Lancel. Even though he'd probably have me arrested by the Faith Militant for crimes against the laws of Gods and Men.

Scott Disick

Adam Levine

Scott Disick is cute. Feel no shame, r13, I have a raging crush on Christian Bale. Everyone seems grossed out by him except me.

George W. Bush, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum. Yes, I hate all of their politics, but all three of them are handsome.

I'm a female and bi. Way back in the early glory days of John Travolta. I actually went to two tapings of Welcome Back Kotter. I was so young, dazed and confused that I lined up with all the other girls after the show to meet and be kissed on the cheek by John. Someone had told me that "Vetiver" (sp?) was a great scent. Of course it was all wrapped up with a little note with my info. Sigh..... the silly hopes and dreams of unjaded youth. Still waiting for the thank you note

I always thought Adam Baldwin was sooo good looking. I like to imagine he'd be awesome in bed too. I hate his politics, but, I try not to let his conservative views ruin my little crush.

Jamie Deen - the bloated, frat-ish one who looks like he wakes up in a pool of beer, vomit and urine most days. I had to google his first name, so it must not be much of a crush.

Totally ashamed that I crush on this homophobic piece of shit !!!!

Can't help it, I find him attractive. (Face, not his opinions.)

R7 Why is Tsar Nicolas II a shameful crush? He wasn't the most despotic Tsar, he was a sort of effete family man.

R18 I adore Adam Baldwin. I watch "The Last Ship" for him and he has that kind of face that make him look perpetually boyish. "Independence Day" was on the other night and I thought: "Damn. I don't care. That is a fine, piece of man."

Bradley Cooper (I know, I know).

Fess up, bitches. Who thinks this monster was hot?

Photo below is a young hipster looking Stalin.

Mahmoud Amenidjad (sp?)

If Stalin never turned his head, he'd be hot. It all goes to hell in the profile.

Yup, R23. Here he is again.

[quote]Bradley Cooper (I know, I know).

Back off, bitch. He's MINE. And there's nothing shameful about crushing on him.

Adam Baldwin is frickin hot, but his political views suck big time.

I know R30, his political views stink, (sigh), but god, he's hot. Tall, sexy body, python biceps, gorgeous eyes, and like R18 said, boyish face. He's got that whole all American, boy-next-door thing happening.

Willie Geist.

Ken Cuccinelli.

John Wilkes Booth was a handsome devil.

Jase Robertson. Masculine, good-looking, has a dry wit. Normally I hate beards too, but on him it works.

Hes kinda dumb,but ALL man !

James Murdoch. I know, I know, Smithers of "The Simpsons" was based on him but damn, do I find him hot.

R30 So hot. So, incredibly sexy. I don't mind his hyper-masculinity, Alpha shtick though because I really just think he was born that way. It's just a matter of chemistry. He probably produces enough testosterone a day to toss a bull.

There IS something quite sexy about him R37

R31 This is Baldwin at 53. Holy shit. He's like a cyborg.

R40, Damn, I feel like a perv looking at that image. Where is it from? If it's from The Last Ship, I'm going to have to start watching.

Also, love the image at R38 too. He's too hot...

Another crush here on Mahmoud Ahmadinejab

Unknown confederate soldier. I think he's gorgeous.

R41 It is from "The Last Ship". I first noticed him in "Full Metal Jacket" as "Animal Mother". His character was a complete bastard, yet I felt like i was going to explode, looking at him. he has this smirky, aggressive way that's a complete turn-on.

The man is hot. He may be other things but it can not be denied.

R32 Definitely.

Is there anything to dislike about Geist? I thought he was just a tepid morning show host..

Why? Why do I want you, you silly, little ice queen?! I know you probably wear pancake base and girdles. Yet, you fascinate me!

Shia Labeouf. The crazier he gets, the more I want him to bend me over.

[quote] James Murdoch. I know, I know, Smithers of "The Simpsons" was based on him

How can that be? He was in high school when Mr. Smithers was created.

R49 That's what I heard! I was little when Smithers was created, so I don't know.

Ellison Hatfield "Cotton Top" Mounts The real one from the Hatfield-McCoy feud. Said to be mentally slow and possibly albino. Was only one hanged, possibly framed. Only a couple of pics. Can google. Find him hot in unique way.

Ed Asner

Vic Tayback

Telly Savalas

Bob Hoskins

Castro...

Robin Thicke and Levi Johnston: the Bristol years.

"Damn, Daddy!"

I'm not ashamed.

[r52] - Bob Hoskins was straight up sex. Even Cher agrees.

Dave Chapelle

No Phil Collins, R52?

Ted Bundy. And no, I'm not DL's Ted Bundy troll.

Where in The World is Aaron?

According to wikipedia, Mr.Smithers was based on various Fox executives who used to suck up to Barry Diller, who was the head of the network when the show was created. That sounds much likelier.

John Mayer. Lawd help me:

r52 and I have identical tastes.

But I feel no shame.

Blake Fielder-Civil

Johnny Knoxville

Ed Sheeren

Mike Rowe

R60, he's busy posting @R56

Alex Baldwin. Remember him in Knots Landing? I like his in your face I don't give a fuck about anything but me attitude. I just can't help it. I loved it when the tape of him yelling at his brat went public.

Alex Baldwin?

Another vote for war criminal Bibi Netanyhu.

Dominant, deep-voiced hyper-masculine fireplug of power in suit and tie.

He's 65 now, but I'd still drop to my knees for the comb-over version just as fast as I would for him when he was a hot Izraeli soldier.

Mel Gibson in Gallipoli, Mad Max and Year of Living Dangerously. Hot Daddy Mel in What Women Want

War criminal Muammar Gaddafi.

Before he entered his phase of dressing like a cross between Michael Jackson and Alexis Carrington, Libyan dictator Gaddafi was a roughly gorgeous military man.

Pitbull. Excuse me while and step aside and hang my head down in shame...

HIs son Khamis was handsome and clever but turned into a murderer at his father's bidding.

Another vote for NetanYAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ta'am gan eyden! Who knew!

Young Bibi's BDF

Ashenhotsy!

R15 it's funny you mention Bale, since Disick is frequently compared to Bale's Bateman in American Psycho. I think he's pretty hot too (although that mole of his can be very fucking distracting).

Here's a doozy: Leon Degrelle.

Chris Pratt

R8 I totes agree. John Rocker is hot as fuckin' shit.

I'd like to suck him off and have him call me all kinds of demeaning names while I do it.

Oh shit are we going to pull out our favourite hot Nazis!

I get off on hot, young homophobic guys. As long as they're white and smooth.

John Boehner lord help me

LOL, R84. The orange skin really brings out his eyes.

In that George Osbourne clip of OP's, he looks like an infant. He's one of the nerdiest guys I've ever seen (in other clips) but I do see what you mean.

Tony Blair was hot - hell I thought Maggie Thatcher had a certain je ne sais quoi, heartless bitch that she was. It's a shame about Ed Miliband - he was vaguely hot and now the Labour Party is toast and he'll be blamed but it's really those crazy Scots' fault - did they really want a lurch to the right?

Ace fighter pilot, playboy, and star of the North African lLuftwaffe, Hans-Joachim Marseille

John Boehner....

Maybe I'll do some clips of him to the song 'Blue eyes cryin' in the rain'

has the same creepy cult messiah eyes of the Hale Bop / Heaven's Gate freak

Nick and Drew Lachey - no shame

And yes together

R41 He was hilarious in "Chuck". Somehow, he makes menacing aggression alluring. I don't know what the magic balance is but he hits it. I want him to break me and take me.

Joe Giudice

Alec Baldwin with the blue eyes who used to be with Kim Basinger

Me too, R92

Joey Buttafuoco

Ed Marinaro

(young) Sylvester Stallone

[quote]Alex Baldwin

That's AleC Baldwin. And he was one smoking hot piece of ass in the '80s--even hotter than his uber-hot brother Billy. Alec had an ass you could balance two drinks on, and his hirsute body, deep smoky voice, pouty lips and blue eyes capped it all off. I wouldn't mind Alec circa 1986 taking me while calling me a "Rude, filthy little pig!"

I second Mike Rowe too. I would suckle on his tits all night long (for starters)...

Brian Unger

Cody Deal

R48 Gurl, think of all the diseases you'd catch!

What's shameful about Brian Unger?

R32, R45 how does willie geist fall under shameful?

Looking at names people have posted, should I be worried that I've crushed on a number of guys on this list: George Osborne check, Jensen Ackles check, John Rocker check and John Edwards check.

I swear, some of you bitches would bend over for Hitler.

I don't see what is so shameful about Mike Rowe.

First one that comes to mind is Diplo. I don't even listen to his music, but he's cute as hell.

Morrissey is a hot daddy, even if he'd rather lecture me on veganism for an hour than fuck me.

Prince Harry

For those who may not get the attraction to Bob Hoskins...

R108 Prince Harry is not shameful!!!! My god I'd put his crown jewels in my mouth anytime!!!!!

A 40-something daddy bear teacher, when I was a teen. He had a huge bubble butt, which protruded from his tight, grey polyester pants.

Some men just have "It". Bob Hoskins was one of those men. They just exude masculinity,and they can be short,fat,old ugly etc,and they get more sex than the law allows.

[quote]I don't see what is so shameful about Mike Rowe.

Some people have deemed him homophobic because of a sarcastic joke video where, in his usual dry wit, he tells a male fan who supposedly has a crush on him that he's not into that. And yeah, he's S.M.O.K.I.N.G.

I concur about Bob Hoskins. There's a scene in Mermaids when he storms up the steps after he and Cher have an argument. He's wearing a form-fitting robe, and the camera gets a good shot of his cute little but swishing back and forth as he climbs the stairs.

Adrian Zmed in Grease 2.

Sour Shoes from the Howard Stern show. I think he's an idiot savant, and he lives at home with his parents even though he's at least in his mid-30s. But I still would.

R116 "Sour. Sour. I want you to go to jail"

Bob Hoskins and Robin Williams.

A young Pope Pius X

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Whoa, I never heard about that Brazilian guy. I've never seen a serial killer that looked that good. Maybe young Ted Bundy came close, or Dahmer. And Paul Bernardo was very handsome. But looks aren't everything, and the whole soulless murderer thing is a major turnoff.

R40 Or Jim Parsons as Johnny Weir?

I meant R47 !

[quote]And Paul Bernardo was very handsome.

An attractive serial killer is probably the most dangerous and successful kind of serial murderer. We are inherently more trusting and open to attractive people.

Leg-less Olympian girlfriend-killer Oscar Pistorius.

Something about him makes me want to fuck him senseless. Would make sure there were no firearms about if I needed to piss.

John Wilkes Booth

Rapper jailbird T.I.

No one should be ashamed of T.I. he oozes sex

I hate that I find r55 attractive.

Model/actress Fatima Ptacek: she's 14 years old. Actually, I'm not ashamed.

Lily-Rose Depp, because she's still only 15. But obviously rather beautiful.

Lily-Rose Depp, because she's still only 15. But obviously rather beautiful.

Lily-Rose Depp:

The Kratts Brothers.

The former Greek Finance Minister. You know he throws a rough fuck.

Oh Lord - Yanis Veroufakis is HOT! I'm getting a narcissistic vibe though, sadly.

Oops his name is Yanis Varoufakis - These Greek names are tricky. He's comparing the recent bailout-for-austerity deal with the Eurozone leaders to a military invasion :(

Dylann Roof. And Alex Kelly, the preppie rapist.

George Glass

R140 I'll raise you a Stephen Glass.

I saw this picture on another thread and damn these creeps are hot as hell.

You mean Chris and Martin, R135? I loved them too as a kid.

John Denver

Matt Roloff.

Keith Olbermann, even though I've never watched any of his shows. He only turned hot after he shaved off the mustache and became a silver fox.

Rick Perry is hot, with or without the glasses. White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest is boyishly handsome, but I think sex with him would be the equivalent of a white man dancing badly.

Eddie Cibrian.

I used to think the Shamwow guy was kind of hot, before he beat up that prostitute.

Peter De Luise and Joey Fatone. Two lusty guys who enjoy good food and good sex. You can just tell.

Victor Voronov: "I dont' want to use the term evil because it's a very harsh term" after he did.

[quote]Peter De Luise

Crushing on Pete is nothing to be ashamed of. I longed for that big, beautiful boy with his giant ass and perfect mullett when he was on 21 Jumpstreet. He was way hotter than Depp in my opinion.

Olympic gymnastics coach of Aly Raisman, Mihai Brestyan. It's that James Gandolfini thing. You're not in shape, but I still think the sex would be great. . . with Mihai. James is a rotting corpse.

Marc Maron

During the last election, the gangbang and incest fantasies...

Timothy McVeigh

Mel Bushman

Another vote for Adam Baldwin. He was in a lot of '80s and '90s films so at one point, he was probably pretty cool. But he's still hot.

Another guy who is good looking but questionable politics - Joseph C. Phillips

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David Geithner

[quote]Another guy who is good looking but questionable politics - Joseph C. Phillips

Funny you mention him in the same post as Adam Baldwin, because I've always thought the two men resemble each other (despite the racial difference).

R161: it's the nostrils

Wow, they really do look alike R161. Similar cheeks/jawlines, lips, eyes and sweep of the brows. Similar shaped noses too.

Phillips:

Baldwin:

R20 Where did Jensen say anything homophobic? I always thought he has a reputation as a good guy

I have a LOT of shameful crushes, mostly because i am into idiots:

Richie Incognito (former Dolphin who is a bully) Rob Gronkoski (super frat boy, Patriots) John Rocker (super douchebag) Eminem (From 8-mile onwards) Pitbull (its a small crush, and i am just curious what he looks like naked) fat Chris Pratt (cuddlable)

Strudel

Dmitry Medvedev

Shirtless wrestling and/or boxing terrorists.

I know i forgot some dumb jocks on my list:

John Cena

Randy Orton

Kurt Angle (10 years ago)

Brock Leslar (sp?)

They are shameful because i will NEVER admit i watch pro wrestling. ever.

Randy Orton is a good one!!!

Brodie

Prince Fielder. Shameful because Datalounge says he's fat.

Dane Cook in Good Luck Chuck :(

Anthony Mackie's personality on Wendy made me ashamed to find him hot, even though he is.

I want to ride snooty, neatly trimmed little Ben Shapiro into the night.

Sleazy fuckup Ben Affleck

R134 That pic must be a couple of years old, she's a little more grown-up looking than that now. But she's still very jailbait-looking, if they did another remake of Lolita, I'd cast her in the title role.

R134 That pic must be a couple of years old, she's a little more grown-up looking than that now. But she's still very jailbait-looking, if they did another remake of Lolita, I'd cast her in the title role.

r154 I agree with Marc Maron-he grew into his looks as he aged. The only downside would probably want to psychoanalyze your encounter after sex. Plus, it will always end up in his routines. They all do it.

My hot douchebag embarrassment is Michael Bay. I hate myself.

Scott Peterson. He was hotter than hell.

Jeffrey Dahmer.

I don't like them now, but as a kid I had crushes on Kirk Cameron, John Cusack, Scott Baio, and Alec Baldwin.

Hell, I'dl still watch Beetlejuice for Alec's khaki-clad butt.

I'll = I'd

George Osborne looks like he's getting sucked off in that gif in the OP.

.....

I'll = I'dl = I'd

Not completely shameful but most of them have douchey reputations.

Rob Dyrdek, Travis Barker, Freddie Prinze Jr. ( young), Keanu Reaves ( young), Jurgen Melzer.

I think Lindberg murdered his own baby.

Why do Freddie and Keanu have douchey reputations? I never heard anything douchey about them.

Scott Disick.

Yes, I am bumping this to mention Scott Disick.

Mine is decidedly Mr David Cameron. Why? Because for a politician he has that rare thing called integrity [just compared him with that wimp Nick Clegg], and he's loyal to his friends almost to the point of foolhardiness.

Plus I love a posh English boy, so there.

And Dave is super good at chillaxing, a tremendous quality to a worry wort like me.

Anderson Cooper. I never paid attention to him until I saw him wearing tight Levi’s 501s on every episode when he hosted The Mole. I couldn’t take my eyes off that amazing ass.

Anderson Cooper has ass?

Vivian Vance

Carrot Top.

Yes, I know. Kill me.

I always found Gunther von Hagens weirdly hot and I have no idea why.

My Romney/Ryan fantasies back in 2012.

Lisa Whelchel......although I'm not as ashamed as I used to be.......

R190 - Anderson Cooper??? you clearly don't understand what this thread is about.

Mine might be young Putin.

Willie Hantz

Jeremy "Melted Bologna Face" Renner

John Boehner

Bill O'Reilly and Muammar Gaddafi

Another from John Rocker.

And I raise you a Paul Ryan after servicing the Romney boys.

Justin Bieber. This is very new.

another one for daddy osborne and mediedev

Medvedev IS pretty attractive.

Tony Robbins from the infomercials. His self-confidence is soooooo attractive to me. Yes, I feel shame.

Mark Wahlberg. Yeah he's kind of a tool, has been known to be violent, looks like an ape, etc.

Yet for some reason I still find him really fucking sexy.

I want to bang Rubio in this picture:

Gore Vidal. I saw pictures of him as a younger man when I was a teen, and lost my manties over him. I also respected his mind. All when I was a teen. I've since gotten over it. Well over it.

Tommy Girl

Jian Ghomeshi.

Harold Greene, the TV newsman who was the basis for Will Ferrell's character in "Anchorman"

For the Bob Hoskins fans:

Philip Markoff the Craigslist murder, I just hate myself when I see some murderer and think, damn he is hot.

Andrew Cunanan who murdered designer Gianni Versace and four other people

Joran Van Der Sloot during his early years, he got real ugly fast though

Thomas Gilbert Jr. who killed his hedge fund father for cutting his allowance.

Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold horrible, horrible demented people but I found them both attractive.

It actually makes me a little nauseous to think that I found Scott Peterson sexy. Even as he was on trial for the murder of his wife and unborn child. I hated myself for this, but I would have gladly done him.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev the younger Boston Marathon Bomber, and I am not alone on this, lots of people couldn't believe he could do such a thing because he was hot, like that makes any difference.

Stupid patsy Lee.

Cute criminals

r77 now there is a face that was made to take facials!

My lust for John Edwards has only gotten worse over time.

Larry David!

Mark Salling.

Jeff Gillooly, 1994.

Don't forget Cary Stayner, who murdered four women in the area around Yosemite. What is it about these psychotic killers that makes them seem handsome?

Violent rude asshole Jeremy Clarkson

Violent rude asshole Russell Crowe

James Deen

Young/Middle aged OJ Simpson and Aaron Hernandez.

Kiefer Sutherland

Martin Shkreli. Not sure if he is aspie, sociopathic or both, but I think he'd be fun to hate-fuck with his cocky attitude and manic energy.

I met George Osbourne. Sold him a food processor one Sunday at Selfridges. He joked around with me, totally wanted me to think he was clever. Felt like he was flirting with me.

Jack Nicholson

RICK PERRY

Brad Wagner the serial rapist of women and gay porn star "Tim Barnett" who committed suicide in 2002. There was just something about him...

Is that miss piggy's live-action fraternal twin?

I'm admittedly a bit jealous of R235

[quote]Martin Shkreli. Not sure if he is aspie, sociopathic or both, but I think he'd be fun to hate-fuck with his cocky attitude and manic energy.

Now this is a shameful crush.

I'm too ashamed to even type his name.

No fair R242

I see hot guys, who get arrested for this or that, and think how hot they are all the time.

Someone mentioned the "Craigslist Killer". I thought he was kind of cute, too.

This guy is sexy af...

Milo

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Has anyone mentioned Ted Cruz yet? So dreamy!

I have never been into sex fiction, but reading this parody about John Rocker and Mark Fuhrman got me so turned on, it was crazy. Thought some of you Rocker crushers might enjoy it.

Steven Crowder

I know how the orcs came.

Vice co-founder and libertarian provocateur Gavin McInnes.

Ben "Coach" Wade from [italic]Survivor.[/italic] A totally ludicrous man with silly hair, but all that overweening self-regard has to come from somewhere. You know he must be hung like a Mississippi mule.

Martin Shkreli @ R234 is actually understandable. He's quite sexy in his own way.

What is wrong with George Osborne?

Jeremy Corbyn

James Corden

Gaz Beadle from [italic]Geordie Shore[/italic]

Ira Glass. He's a pretentious tool, but kind of adorable...

Jimmy Kimmel. And just in case he jumps us, we're ready to mix!

Hate Pastor Steven Anderson's pretty hot.

Rick Perry

Rick Santorum..Elliot Spitzer..

LAtin Boyz

Amen on Kimmel. To the poster who said they met George in the store and he flirted with them, are you male or female?

And as to what's wrong with George, he seems autistic to me.

I mean George OSBOURNE

Rick Santorum and Pastor Steve are such repressed, twisted freaks that they're probably up for anything. I'm thinking they're both pig bottoms into shit like toys, bukkake, fisting, panties, and being throat-fucked. Someone should lock them in a room and see what happens.

Rick Santorum is a vile spewing hateful prick. But I still kinda wanna fuck that smirk off of his face. Steve Schmidt. His mouth is so sensually chiseled, as are the rest if his facial features. Big Daddy is hot. Rick Tyler..he pings so loud, it's deafening. The twinkle in those blue/gray eyes if his, makes me want to drill the Republican right out of his conservative, closet freak, dorky cute ass.

George Costanza on a chaise.

Mitt Romney. Wonder what he and Paul Ryan did together on the road campaigning for months?

BUMP

....

the Boston bomber

I know I'm the worst.

Simon Halls

Maybe I'm the worst.

OMG! Pastor Steve looks gay af @ R260. Who took that, Rick Day? LOL

[quote] LOL

LoL! :)

Max Foster CNN anchor

What's shameful about that, R276? He's cute in a slightly befuddled and bumbling Brit sort of way (he's admirer as much about himself). Shameful would be an attraction to Richard Quest.

George (née Gideon, btw) looks retarded in OP's post. Must be all the coke.

When I was a teenager I had a thing for Michael Rapport around the time he was in Beautiful Girls and Friends . I'm from the UK so I think that thick New York accent, red hair and masculinity really did it for 14 year old me. Is he considered shameful? Ha

^^ *Rapaport

Mark Dice

Reverend TD Jakes

"Cake Boss"

Boris Ephstien

Andrew Zimmern

David Jolly

Zac Brown

Matt Taibbi

Kevin James

I have to say I too find George Osborne hot, and he suppose to smell wonderful. He mixes two different types of cologne, he won't say which.

Also I think Mitt Romney is so sexy.

Oh and Mark Carney, I guess he is very attractive so it's not a shameful crush, but it's just he is 31 years older than me.

He fulfills me, both figuratively and physically.

Take note girlymen: a REAL MEAN!

Only shameful, cause he not even up to first run oligarch. Shitty old jet, no super yachty. You expect me & Slobdanka to sunbake on dingy?

I meant REAL MAN!

The charismatic Waffen officer & Hitler adjunct Max Wunsche. Sometimes called the best looking nazi. Possibly terrifying if you were on the opposite side. He only died recently.

Yummy. You can even buy a doll of him. I love the descriptor in the bottom left corner. What do they think their customers do with them.

That b&w photo of Wunsche curiously resembles Tammy C.

Kevin O'Leary.

R291 – I was just going to post your very observation.

Really? I think the Wunsche smile is much more Prince Harry than Tammy.

Another pic of him. I do note the size of the hands. Those strangler wrists are thicker than my neck. Yes, please daddy!

Agree with the earlier poster re Nicholas II. The eyes, the mouth, the everything. Even his murderers after they'd stripped his body commented to themselves how in shape it was. And side on pics show he had an amazing muscular arse. Unfortunately his nervousness made him a chainsmoker and he aged faster than a steam train. And he was married to a hellhag.

Too many to name, but the most shameful was probably Rick Santorum.

Bareback porn star and escort Ray Dalton. He's poz and he looks it, but he has a ripped body and a sexy swag. Plus he seems like a cool guy.

I loved Osama Bin Laden's face. He was handsome with gorgeous eyes. Too bad about the sociopathic mass murderer thing. Oh, well.

Young Osama

Mike Tyson. I'm 43. When I was in middle school, Tyson was at the first peak of his fame. He was in Life magazine (which I got from the school library), standing, shirtless in boxing shorts with his hands on his hips (hands rapped in gauze), a thin sheen of sweat on his, at the time, fantastic chest and torso. I can't explain it. It was mesmerizing. I was attracted to him, I followed him thereafter in his drama with Robin Givens, his quest appearance on Webster (lol). I loved him - the musculature, the masculinity, the thick chest - oh boy. I was a late bloomer and Tyson represents my burgeoning gayness. In hindsight I just laugh, since throughout my life I've found many, many guys hotter than Tyson. But, he was the first. Seriously, the first picture, the first male who really made me question what I was feeling., what my sexuality was. So, thanks Mike.

St. Aloysius, God forgive me.

(R298) "Ray" is a nice guy. I used to go nude riding with him in his car a lot back in the day!

(R301) Mike Tyson is a "BI GUY"!

I'm addicted to "Can't Cuck the Tuck" on youtube. Also, I forgot how adorable Carlson used to be.

Paul Giamatti

Dylan Sprayberry. Shameful because he's half my age.

Awful, family values senator John Thune

You don't want none of that tainted seed gworl

Casey Affleck

He has revealed himself to be a faux liberal douchebag, but I'd still do Matt Damon.

No shame in crushing on Casey Affleck. I don't care who knows I want his dong.

[quote] but I'd still do Matt Damon.

Why?

This hurts my soul to admit it, but Kanye. Something about his smile.

R314, I've always thought he was handsome. A total douche for sure. But handsome.

David Caruso. The Red Fox.

I know he's a gross bareback cum dump who in real life I wouldn't touch but I enjoy seeing the look on Billy Santoro's face when he's getting pounded...I feel so dirty!

Mine is Ike

Milo.

Just kidding.

Can you imagine? You could never look at a panda again without throwing up.

I wouldn't call these two crushes, but I find them physically attractive. Fullstop. That's where it begins and ends.

Theodore Shoebat

Jep Robertson

I LOVE Joan Crawford. I think she was the most wonderful actress in Hollywood. I believe what Christina wrote, and I don't even care. I would have gladly taken any beatings and cleaned up after her drunken rages any day of the week. I LOVE her. I'm also attracted to Sandy Dennis, despite the fact that she isn't traditionally pretty. I love her tics and stuttering, LOVE it.

I think GOP shithead homophobe, racist, sexist, asshole congressman Steve Scalise is a hot handsome daddy. Lord forgive me, I do.

George Stephanopoulos

One more for Bob Hoskins! Only yesterday I watched Roger Rabbit for the first time in nearly 30 years and I recognised how hot he was. May he rest in peace....

Martin Shkreli loves to play up the Lex Luthor comic book super villain shtick and is a mischievous troll of the highest order, but if you actually listen to him talk normally he doesn't seem so bad... not so bad at all, really. The drug situation is not nearly as black and white as we've been lead to believe.

I loved Bob Hoskins, too. Beefy with the cute accent. Loved the shower scene from "Long Good Friday". Anyone else remember the TV comedy he did with Frances De La Tour?

Ugh, God fucking help me, Sebastian Gorka. Sexy daddy 🐻.

Anyone remember the serial killer Gary Ray Bowles, who used to prey on older gay men before he killed them? A horrible human being, but hot as hell.

Scott Pruitt, the current EPA chief....hot daddy!

Sergey Lavrov

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has always made me tingle down there a little bit, but in my defense this began when he first came to power and everyone thought he would be a good guy. Now I just enjoy it because I know the anti gay Putin would be so offended that a gay man wants to do the nasty to him.

James Comey. Especially after learning he's 6'8", I've wondered how big his cock is.

R332 I thought you must be joking about the height but lo and behold, he really IS 6 foot 8... holy fuck.

Put me down for Comey too. Maybe a threesome with his friend Benjamin Wittes.

Vitalii Sediuk, an Ukrainian prankster/troll/streaker/mental patient. I had forgotten all about him until he showed his sweet ass at Eurovision last week.

Not shameful in my book but I know a lot of NYC bitches here would object: Bill De Blasio.

Jared Kushner looks good in a suit

I still can't get over how fucking tall he is.

No wonder tRump felt so inadequate.

That new French president, Emmanuel Macron - he's gorgeous. Putin's hot too. What a shame they kicked Putin out of G8 - he, Macron, Trudeau, and then our braindead hippo standing alongside bwah! The Italian guy used to be sexy too but I think they dumped him - can't remember the names.

Are Italy and Canada really in the G7 but not China or India - weird.

This crazy anti-abortion protester from Texas.

r322 well Christina did write that she knew her mother had "lesbian proclivities"

R342 damn! He is beautiful.

R344 He certainly is. Too bad he's batshit crazy!

And here he is playing violin for the ghosts of unborn children (that might have made me complete) in front of the abortion clinic.

Another photo (the last one, I promise) of the crazy Calvinist hottie, this time in B & W:

That guy is cute. He almost makes me want to attend an anti-abortion protest. LOL

Ron O'Neal (without his silly Super Fly get up, which he hated) Fred Williamson with his mouth taped shut and Omar Sharif, even as he aged. A Mature, intelligent, thoughtful man (at least that's how he came across in interviews) so elegant continental yet casual.

I thought Osama Bin Laden was really handsome.

I thought Moammar Quaddaffi (sp?) was good looking too. Some Arabs are just hot, despite the big noses

Liam Gallagher - douchebag singer of Oasis. He used to be hot 20 years ago. Haven't followed him much the last ten or so years.

Pete Doherty - drug addict/The Libertines/ Babyshambles/one time boyfriend of Kate Moss. He is gross and I'm very ashamed. Loved his music though. Haven't looked at a photo of him about five years, too scared .

[quote]That guy is cute. He almost makes me want to attend an anti-abortion protest. LOL

Yeah, if he was there I would definitely go.

C. J. Parker... God help me!

Piers Morgan has always been handsome imo

Mine is Kathy Griffin. NOT

White trash asshole Kid Rock

Mine was Adrian Grenier (yes the actor), went to Jr. High school with him. He let all his friends see the notes I used to give him (kid shit) but his friends confronted me (in front of him) and said I was ugly, fat and no one would want me. It twisted my head for years only because I was told that at home as well. This Hispanic girl I knew would pass by his class at take his picture ( she had a major crush on him too). Please don't think me some bitter frau, who knows what he is like now....couldn't watch the "jerk off" vid he did///or was it "leaked"? I did learn (the hard way but I learned) to keep my interests in whatever boy I liked A SECRET. I feel very ashamed for having crushed so hard on him but I am happy for his success.

I haven't read through the whole thread, so I won't mention specifics, but hate fucks can be among the very best.

Robert A. Schuller, son of asshole preacher Robert H. Schuller

Asshole midget Sean Penn

Caitlyn Jenner (in the '70s)

Deep shame here.

Those sons of Saddam Hussein were pretty hot.

R9 Agreed.

I've said it here before - I'm ashamed of how attractive I find a few of the Republican guys, but particularly Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney.

And this one picture in particular.....makes me wish I was on my knees in front of them, doing unspeakable things.....