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I messed around with Rob Kardashian

I know i shouldnt do this. But i cant live with the secret anymore. But knowing that this is a chat site in the internet and no one will believe it w o proof it kind of helps me reveal the secret and not worry about it coming back to me.

Long story short. I was chilling with Rob and his crew of I dont know who the fuck they were. We were drinking beers and smoking weed. Etc. Etc. Over the course of the night someone brings up blow jobs and later in the night Me and rob are still up and he looked over at me. He probably wasnt drunk but yeah there was a lil alcohol involved. And then he asked me if I was gay and it caught me off guard and i just nodded. I thought he was gonna freak out on me and stuff but he was like you wanna give me a blow job? I nodded. We went into his bed room and he lay on his bed and i put my L.A. snapback backwards and slipped off his bball shorts and boxers off and started working that cock. He was moaning and breathing. I sucked him for what seemed an hour. Then i told him i wanted to eat his ass out and he was like all right and he rolled over on the bed and i dove right in! He was making these moaning sounds. Yes he was in his heavy stages but not like the recent pic tho. Anyways, then i finished him off and as he ejaculated, as i was jerking him, his cum or Kum got on my fingers and i smeared some of it on my shirt for later. And what was left i swallowed it. After it was over, i left. I havent seen or spoken to rob since that day.

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by Anonymousreply 27April 8, 2020 3:33 PM

According to Courtney Love, Rob and his entourage once harassed her gay friends.

by Anonymousreply 1June 29, 2015 9:23 PM

And then you woke up.

by Anonymousreply 2June 29, 2015 9:25 PM

We're very sorry, Cassie.

by Anonymousreply 3June 29, 2015 9:27 PM

Were there any bloody gloves hidden in his bedroom?

by Anonymousreply 4June 29, 2015 9:32 PM

Pretty hot story

by Anonymousreply 5June 29, 2015 9:41 PM

Will you save the shirt the way Monica saved her blue dress?

by Anonymousreply 6June 29, 2015 9:44 PM

yeah i like my boys chunky. Robbie Poo could be bear cub material but he's not that hairy. Keep in mind he's only half Armenian. He smells great and doesnt need to drown himself in cologne. Yes there is a lil sugar in that boy's tank and he is a little fem but don't get it twisted. He's still masculine as fuck. He's just really in touch with his fem side. As far as the encounter, Yep. It happened. The magic of the internet is no one believes nothing anyways so i am relieved of the burden of keeping the secret. Yeah you can dismiss it as fact or as a fantasy someone has for him or as complete bullshit. Regardless, I know. I miss that cute butt and get this I'm not even an ass man.

by Anonymousreply 7June 29, 2015 9:49 PM

This guy has posted this story multiple times today, usually with no context, and started a thread without naming Rob specifically 14 hours ago. Since,mother,meh has cut and pasted this several times.

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by Anonymousreply 8June 29, 2015 9:50 PM

R6 yep. In my drawer

by Anonymousreply 9June 29, 2015 9:51 PM

What an Entertaining, Sizzling Tale!

by Anonymousreply 10June 29, 2015 9:51 PM

@r8 yep. Anyone can be a cut and paste queen. Thats what ruined bilatinmen message board. It used to be about guys sharing their sexual exploits with other cholo type mexicans online but then it gpt political and log cabin republican types took it over and then people were just cutting and pasting articles

by Anonymousreply 11June 29, 2015 9:54 PM

It's an especially scintillating tale too, r10!

by Anonymousreply 12June 29, 2015 9:54 PM

F&F this piece of shit

by Anonymousreply 13June 29, 2015 9:55 PM

Was he as chunky in the tale as he is in the pic you linked?

by Anonymousreply 14June 29, 2015 9:56 PM

OP is Lamar Odom

by Anonymousreply 15June 29, 2015 9:56 PM

OP is Scott Disick

by Anonymousreply 16June 29, 2015 9:57 PM

It is an Exceptionally Sordid Tale, but I'm going to have to take points off for not mentioning how big Rob's dick is.

by Anonymousreply 17June 29, 2015 10:01 PM

[quote]F&F this piece of shit

What a great idea, R13. Done!

by Anonymousreply 18June 29, 2015 10:54 PM

nice going for the BS story but NOT!?

by Anonymousreply 19June 29, 2015 11:23 PM

No excuse for Rob to be a fat fuck now!

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by Anonymousreply 20June 30, 2015 3:06 AM

GURL

NO

by Anonymousreply 21June 30, 2015 3:08 AM

As Pink would say...

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by Anonymousreply 22June 30, 2015 3:21 AM

It's Rob's Extra Special Torment.

by Anonymousreply 23June 30, 2015 3:24 AM

He always been tormented by being closeted. The straight friends he makes are questionable at best. Imagine if he were out, all his friends would abandon him. And hes fat now. So how many gay guys are gonna welcome him with open arms at The Abbey...None.

by Anonymousreply 24June 30, 2015 3:26 AM

Rob has been wanting to come out of the closet for years but Kris Jenner refuses to allow him to do so because she claims that he’s not as marketable as Bruce Jenner as the gay man of the family. Rob hates that everything must be about money and the Kardashian brand with his mom. The real reason behind his weight gain is because his mom refuses to let him be who really is, Roberta Kardashian.

It must be hard being the only boy in a family full of ultra glamorous sisters. You’re almost thirty and have been living with a secret that seems to be wreaking havoc on your emotional, mental and physical well being. You and Lamar Odom were best friends. Some say more than friends. Then that tramp of a sister of yours Khloe stole your man right from under you. She ruined him and drove him into the loving arms of crack cocaine. Her betrayal hurt you so much that you started to use drugs and indulging in comfort foods uncontrollably. But trying to put yourself in a red velvet cake induced coma is not the answer. True you had Rita Ora and Adrienne Bailon but your heart belonged to Lamar. Like your sisters you are infatuated with black,um, men. You commended Bruce because he had the courage to stand up to your mother Kris and become the woman that he was born to be. Your mom won’t allow you to become a woman because she says that the emotionally unstable fat gay woman shtick has been done by Rosie O’Donnell and it didn’t work out so well for her. We totally get why you left Kim’s wedding. She wouldn’t let you wear that beautiful Versace dress. That bitch never wants anyone to shine but her. She knew who all eyes would have been on had you worn that dress. But in due time young Robert or should we say Roberta you’ll get your moment in the sun like all flowers deserve.

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by Anonymousreply 25July 12, 2015 10:16 PM

Rob better be a bOttOm with that ASS!

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by Anonymousreply 26July 15, 2015 5:45 AM

OP I don’t buy this. If this were true, you’d use his DNA on the t shirt to get famous.

by Anonymousreply 27April 8, 2020 3:33 PM
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