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Marcus Bachmann Files For Divorce, Fresh on Heels of SCOTUS Ruling

Marcus Bachmann Files For Divorce, Fresh on Heels of SCOTUS Ruling

STILLWATER, Minn. – Fresh on the heels of today’s decision by the Supreme Court that the right to same-sex marriage is guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution, comes news from Minnesota that Marcus Bachmann, husband of former Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, has filed for divorce.

The Bachmanns, who met at Minnesota’s Winona State University in the 1970s, were compatible faith-wise as born-again Christians, also sharing similar views on politics. Believe it or not, they both worked on Jimmy Carter‘s 1976 presidential campaign while both were Democrats! But that was a long, long time ago, as measured by the political calendar, and a lot can change over the years.

In the interim, Michele Bachmann’s political career took off, as did Marcus’ controversial therapy practice; they eventually fostered 23 children, and Michele became a top conservative within the GOP, leading Minnesota’s Tea Party Caucus.

Rumors of marital discord surfaced last March, after Indiana Governor Mike Pence enacted what became known as the RFRA, or the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. Reports surfaced that Mr. Bachmann was denied service in Indiana from a dress boutique owner who assumed he “was perhaps a homosexual man”, rumors that have been staunchly denied.

“It’s unfair that just because Marcus Bachmann shops for Michele’s outfits, he’s branded a gay person,” says GOP fundraiser and political commentator Althea Thoone. “It’s a big gay stereotype. We would all sit and laugh about it. Marcus would laugh the hardest and longest. As Michele has said many times in the past, there’s never been a gay bone in his body.”

So, is it a coincidence that the reported dissolution of the Bachmann marriage comes on the day same-sex marriage is legitimized by the Supreme Court, or is it just bad optics? The question is a legitimate one, because the Bachmanns are usually always on point with the timing of their messages. GOP insiders still praise Michele to this day for her tireless critiques and rebuttals against Obama’s policies, always tied in to current, up-to-the-minute, topical, global events. “We really miss her,” said Thoone.

A public statement has yet to be issued by Marcus Bachmann, who, according to public records, reportedly initiated the action for immediate dissolution of the marriage. Also as of yet, no comment from former caucus head Michele.

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by Anonymousreply 25April 3, 2021 1:49 AM

Marcus and Aaron about to marry? Who could have guessed.

by Anonymousreply 1June 28, 2015 12:55 AM

OMG is this real? The NY Times is reporting this? Wow. Everyone was right.

by Anonymousreply 2June 28, 2015 12:56 AM

Forget it and forgive me, just realized it's a parody site and NOT the real NY Times site.

by Anonymousreply 3June 28, 2015 12:56 AM

Disappointing to find out it's a parody, but it's certainly possible this marriage will break up one day.

But I think if it happens it will be done quietly, not in a week like this.

by Anonymousreply 4June 28, 2015 12:58 AM

SPOOF SITE. This is absolutely fake. Google Bachmann+nytimes and you don't get a legitimate story.

by Anonymousreply 5June 28, 2015 1:10 AM

It's not the NY Times website. The address is nytimes.com.co . Not quite the same.

by Anonymousreply 6June 28, 2015 2:23 AM

Is it one of The Onion's sites?

by Anonymousreply 7June 28, 2015 2:27 AM

Funny. It had me until the dress shop.

by Anonymousreply 8June 28, 2015 2:31 AM

Well this marriage was all about money, wasn't it? What is she up to?

by Anonymousreply 9June 28, 2015 3:04 AM

Funny as hell. Had me until the dress shop incident also. Though, I can see him being denied service for being such a flaming queen. As long as Michelle cunt has a strap-on, and he gets to try on her dresses first, they'll continue in their marital abyss.

by Anonymousreply 10June 28, 2015 6:13 AM

You kind of wonder what the deal is in these marriages. What is the arrangement?

I thought Larry Craig's wife would divorce him after he left politics since there was no longer any need to keep up the charade, but apparently they're still together.

by Anonymousreply 11June 28, 2015 6:19 AM

Too bad. I was hoping to see LadyBird spread her sequined wings and fly away from the wicked witch.

by Anonymousreply 12June 28, 2015 6:36 AM

They deserve each other.

by Anonymousreply 13June 28, 2015 6:41 AM

They do deserve each other but just think of the DATING if they split.

Michele Bachmann and Miz Lindsey Graham, together at last! DC's new power couple.

Marcus Bachmann and Kathie Lee Gifford! They could co-host the new and improved eighth hour of the Today show.

It could be amusing, that's all I'm saying.

by Anonymousreply 14June 28, 2015 6:53 AM

Shouldn't the headline be - Marcus Bachmann smells fresh cookies and wears fuck me heels.

by Anonymousreply 15June 28, 2015 7:11 AM

This is an update of an older fake story. Still funny as hell.

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by Anonymousreply 16June 28, 2015 7:32 AM

My man is not going anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 17June 28, 2015 12:41 PM

I thought that was awfully bitchy for the NYT!

by Anonymousreply 18June 28, 2015 1:14 PM

It had me believing it was true! Great spoof.

by Anonymousreply 19June 28, 2015 1:26 PM

Very funny, for moment I thought it was real. His appearance screams GAY!

by Anonymousreply 20June 28, 2015 2:41 PM

Haha, I believed it until this:

[quote]there’s never been a gay bone in his body.”

by Anonymousreply 21June 29, 2015 10:46 PM

WHET Marcus Bachmann?

by Anonymousreply 22April 2, 2021 11:28 PM

Threads whose last response was over a year ago should all be closed automatically. That would put a stop to this.

Or if R22 was put back into jail or the psychiatric facility.

by Anonymousreply 23April 3, 2021 1:36 AM

[quote] Threads whose last response was over a year ago should all be closed automatically. That would put a stop to this.

You keep saying this. We all know that you feel this way. Can we move on now?

What of Marcus’ whereabouts?

by Anonymousreply 24April 3, 2021 1:40 AM

That's the first time I've mentioned it?

So was it jail or the looney bin?

by Anonymousreply 25April 3, 2021 1:49 AM
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