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Hey y'all, Lindsey Graham here!

Do you think America will accept me despite the fact that I'm.......you know.....single?

by Anonymousreply 4April 17, 2020 3:48 AM

Dump the old boyfriend, find a hot young power top, announce you're gay coming out on Greta, become a peacenik, slap Scot Walker's face, hiss at Rand Paul,hire Whoopi as your campaign manager, use campaign theme called 'fiddle-dee-de express', and announce Ellen will be your stand-in first lady. As theme song, something classy by Patti Labelle.

by Anonymousreply 1June 15, 2015 2:27 AM

You need Aunt Pittypat as a campaign adviser. And marry one of the Tarleton twins. They're much hotter than Brett or that milksop Ashley.

by Anonymousreply 2June 15, 2015 9:33 PM

R1 That is the only way he could do it. He would be America's sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 3April 17, 2020 3:45 AM

I don't even think I'd waste the energy of spitting on you Ms. Lindsey. You're pretty pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 4April 17, 2020 3:48 AM
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