Wilma Flintstone was kind of a bitch, right?

Fred was tiny meat

Likewise, I'm sure!

She was at her absolute worst with Betty, taking Fred's side over what Barney did.

I have to defend Wilma, R3. After Barney ate a whole pizza pie meant for two families, I can't blame Fred for blowing his stack. Betty was the bitch.

Well, she DID marry beneath her station!

So did my daughter, R5.

[quote]After Barney ate a whole pizza pie meant for two families,

Like Fred wouldn't have done the same thing in half the time.

She was the first trans-rock-ual. Born Wilmer. Errr...assigned Wilmer at birth. She had her stones removed and her penis rock-verted.

Her mother was the very first cartoon lesbian.

Well, she settled for that fat fuck Fred and could have done better. Who wouldn't be bitter?

She was a fur hag.

Agree with r10. She was way out of fat fuck Fred's league.

At least she had a personality. Betty was so bland.

OT: casting Rosie O'Donnell as Betty in the (awful) live-action film was a truly weird decision.

Actually Betty and Pebbles were the most evolved evolutionary speaking. Barney and Wilma only had dots for eyes. Fred had whites and Betty had whites in her eyes too as did Pebbles. But Betty and Pebbles and Wilma had necks, which Fred and Barney lacked. So overall Betty and Pebbles were the most evolved.

This shows Wilma in her true colors

She reminds me of Susan Hayward's roles as a shrew.

She was crabby from hunger due to her anorexia.

Wilma was a cunt. But you'd be one too if you were married to that fat fuck Fred. That said, she knew what she was getting when she married him. So, in conclusion, screw her.

You do realize that THE FLiNTSTONES was really a cartoon version of THE HONEYMOONERS .... ?

I feel sorry for you, R19. Everyone but you knows it was a documentary.

r19, what a novel concept! That idea has never occurred to anyone before.

That said, Audrey Meadows was even more shrewish than Wilma. She took shit from nobody.

She was pissed that Nancy Reagan stole her look.

R21

I mentioned the obvious because many of the millenials (sic) know little.

R22

LENA HORNE stole it before NANCY. HORNE was often seen wearing one shouldered gowns.

Betty Rubble was the first woman on TV to deal with the heartbreak of infertility.

[quote]She was crabby from hunger due to her anorexia.

And nicotine deprivation from her periodic attempts to quit smoking.

You'd be crabby too if your tampons were made of pterodactyl feathers and granite.

[20] and the sad thing is that, there actually are people who think it's a documentary...They're called creationists.

I like how they celebrate Christmas 1 million years BC.

So sad The Flintstones became a religious movement.

How did Fred not snap her in half during sex?

My ancestry can be traced all the way back to the Rubbles of Bedrock. I was genetically pre-disposed to be this short!

fred was a gay?

so i said to him that tampon is just a rock and he says "well duh, everything's a rock"

r33 LOL

She was of the first families of Bedrock. They had been homo sapiens for a full three generations.

All hail r34 for "Most Bumpworthy Thread of 9/21/2018."

R1 - no way was Fred tiny meat with those massive feet.

Hey, wash out your mouth with soap, OP baby! That's no way to talk about a lady!

How were kids in the 70s supposed to relate or find funny those Guys and Dolls routines in Top Hat? Conceived and written by tired holdovers from the 1940s? What a bizarre notion.

Cartoons/animation back then had more crossover appeal and didn't have a fixed demo, R39. Neither FLINSTONES nor TOP CAT were written for kids at all, let alone ones born in the '50s/'60s when those shows first aired. The short-lived but long-remembered TOP CAT was based on the CBS sitcom THE PHIL SILVERS SHOW, which for context was broadcast in black & white and was so popular it ran for around 150 episodes though no-one knows it now.

In the clip I posted, Fancy-Fancy is essentially asking the girl he's with, "we could tear it up in bed so quit being a bitch and put your mouth on me" only in '50s parlance. Of course she smacks him in response, which seems to excite him on a few levels (but mostly because she outright punched him before). Kids were less sheltered back in the mid-20th Century, but that's still quite a risqué set-up and punchline for elementary school-kids who watched. It gets worse; remember the TOP CAT episode about the Maharajah racing camels? Or the one about throwing dice in the alley?

I'm surprised no one's tried to make The Flintstones into a musical yet.