My Affair with William Conrad in 1973

We moved from the sofa to his bedroom, I will not go into details however shall we say the man liked to eat alot !! After our tyrst, he laid sleeping, I grew concerned that his corpulence would injure me if he rolled over me in his sleep, I quickly dressed and left this apartment, I called my friend Brett Sommers to come get. She showed up descretly in a Chevy Vega she borrowed from her house keeper Inez. I never saw William again , however every time I see Jeno Pizza rolls in the grocery I get an erotic stirring

Correct your spelling and grammar mistakes and get back with us later.

Conrad was only interested in the food, not in you. Everyone in Hollywood knew he was an insatiable bottom.

I saw him close-up one time in a California theater. I don't recall what show was on stage but I was seated next to Anne Jeffreys. William Conrad was several seats over. John Schuck (McMillan and Wife) was a row back as was Jane Withers (Josephine the Plumber), Eileen Brennan with g/f, and Mel Torme. I know there were others that would be known, but I was trying not to act like a kid in a candy store.

So many errors, so little time. I need an "oh, dear" macro for this one.

Well, I kinda liked it, R5.

How could anyone get an "erotic stirring" in that house of horrors? Beer barrel furniture and green shag carpet? Bring me my smelling salts.

The dress purchased "from Broadway" was a nice touch.

OP and the Fatman

Is this fan fic or slash fic? I can't be bothered to learn the difference. The choice of the 1970s is interesting. Or a sign of early dementia.

R8 Yeah, except it was called THE Broadway and I doubt they ever carried Gucci dresses.

I enjoyed this OP. What kind of sex did Billy like?

That's the point, R11.

No one was supposed to take OP's post seriously. It was supposed to start a fun thread, not be taken as actual Hollywood history. Who ARE all you people?

Wow, if an afternoon delight counts as an "affair" I certainly have had an awful lot of affairs!

What makes Mary Livingstone an expert on this? Didn't she work as a ladies room attendant at the May Company?

This never happened.

I wish I'd had an affair with ROBERT Conrad.

[quote]Upon entering his adobe...

hO eDar!

R18 Who knows? Maybe he had a Spanish-style hacienda!

I had an image of him while listening to "Gunsmoke" on radio (yes, I am that old) and wondered why he didn't become Matt Dillon on TV. When I saw his picture in Radio/TV Mirror, I knew the answer.

OP, why do you call your one-time encounter with Big Bill an "affair?"

Robert Conrad is too girly. He makes Andy Cohen seem almost butch.

the pants in question must be these

And the sofa

and the car

William Conrad was a big hunk of man!

Sexxxxxxxxxy, Baby!

Holy crap! I was picturing Robert Conrad in my head. William....blech.

He's fine. He sends his best.

OMG this story might be somewhat true !!! A friend of mine who is in his 70s told me William DID drive a Lincoln Convertible and was drunk a lot !!!

my breast pump is malfuctioning

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A friend dressed a very young Conrad John Schuck (as he then billed himself) as Curly in a stock production of Oklahoma! and remained totally enamored of him for the rest of his life. Nothing physical happened but my friend, who also designed for stars like Vivien Leigh and Jean Arthur, said he never worked with anyone who was hotter (back then), sang better or was sweeter. My friend used a 1904 Montgomery Ward catalog for his research.

Oh my a Vega?

Was it Bill or Bobby who blazed a trail as the first national spokesman for adult diapers?

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My suspicion is buried in this crazy narrative there are some true facts

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OP, I know how it is. I made a fool of myself over John Foster Dulles.

I saw a mildly corpulent William Conrad in a film from the Thirties and was struck by how handsome he was as the second male lead. His eyes in particular were quite striking. I give OP some props for his account on that basis.

R33, did your friend have anything to say about Vivien Leigh? Was this in the 40s?

the visual image of William Conrad wearing a black silk kimono and red silk boxers is now engraved in my mind forever ,

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So, Mimi what happened next?

Did you succumb?

i liked the addition of the Baby Ruth.

I couldn't get past the idea of Brett Somers as anyone's "dear friend."

OP got the post from an old Datalounge thread. I have no link but I remember this story or one nearly like it.

OP seems like a good time gal sitting on a fond memory and that's all fine but sometimes a nice little tryst can turn into a hot damn THROTTLE!

Wasn't there a companion post about a lesbian tryst with Shirley Hemphill?

and here it is

Opps here it is

Hello my children

Boxer briefs really didn't exist in 73, doll

6/10...the best score I've ever given!

Sweetie, you meant abode, not adobe, right? And Banlon for the pullover. Honey, I was there.

if he was wearing sansabelt pants, why would he have needed a leather belt that matched his shoes. Sans means "without " in French or spanish.

Another I want to fuck fat men thread....

more cushion for the pushin

Dammit! Don’t discourage OP! I was sort of getting into it. I enjoyed the outfit descriptions.

Go on, op. Do a series of these, but for God’s sake, reread it before you hit send.

The thread is 5 years old, R59.

Yes this story was from the first issue of Celebrity Penthouse Forum. I knew I recognized it....

r59 There already is a series of these.

[Quote]Sans means "without " in French or spanish

Spanish = sin. (Pronounced seen)

Here's #3 in the series.

And here's the one that started it all.

At R38 at the link, DL fave Susan Richardson talks about the time she and Carrie Fisher auditioned for an ep of Cannon.