Which famous men would be ass fucked in prison?

This would not include the "Is it in yet?" gang, right?

"Letter from Birmingham Jail, Written Between Ass-Fuckings."

Judge Reinhold would be the belle of the ball.

Wilford Brimley

Justin Bieber

Shawn Mendes

Matt Damon of course!

Why Matt Damon?

Twinkish Justin Bieber is obvious.

Nicholas Hoult

Logan Lerman

Pick a Jonas

"Inspired by the ass fucking in prison thread. "

There is an ass who is fucking in prison?

No.

Ass-fucking is hyphenated, you stupid little cunt.

Adam Levine

Joseph Gordon Levitt

Cole and Dylan Sprouse

Dane DeHaan

Zayn Malik

Niall Whorin'

Oscar

You're just listing a bunch of twinks.

r18 is apparently an effeminate

I haven't the slightest...

Taylor Lautner

Ezra Miller!

Jamie Bell

Daniel Radcliffe

Lucas Till

Wasn't the original thread "ass raped" not "ass fucked"?

Slick Dick Sanfeces

All of them, Katie.

'"ass raped" not "ass fucked"?'

Either on should be hyphenated, otherwise the ass is doing the fucking/raping.

Johnny Weir.

Just to teach him a lesson that it's not okay to wear a floral print jacket with a plaid miniskirt.

Of those listed here so far, Lucas Till seems like the sexiest, probably because R24 actually bothered to link to imdb page.

Of the others, the only one that intrigues me so far is Matt Damon because he's not a twink and thus seems atypical of those listed here.

Oli Pettigrew

Zachary Gordon

Who are these people?

What about me? I have experience.

Zachary Gordon? I don't think so. Perhaps you're getting him mixed-up with Devon Bostick, who played his older brother?

I think every newbie gets fucked. You have to work your way up.

So any famous man that goes in, or not famous, gets ass(hyphen)fucked.

Certainly not me!

Julianne Moore ... Seriously.

Any of them. Celebrities would be targets.

RDJ owns this thread.

Yes, he's hot r35, but so is Zachary.

John Ravolta, over and over and over and .....

It's not that he's not attractive, r41 - but I think he looks too masculine (in spite of his youth) to hold particular appeal for predominantly straight guys in prison.

Whereas the older but twinkier Devon with his soft features and BJ lips would be a prized target.

Matt Fucking Damon? Ewww. Why?

Let's lighten up this thread a bit and have everyone share their prison sex fantasies!

Which hunky celebrity is your guard? Which professional athlete comes to visit you in solitary confinement?

Please, share!

Tucker Carlson

Christopher Meloni

Sean Hannity. But no crackers doing it.

I will find out soon, and let you know.

Tyler Perry.

R42 he's on GMA tomorrow.

Taylor Lautner

Pee Wee Herman. Gorgeous George. Tiny Tim. Mr. Greenjeans (Oh,yeah, papi!!!)

Lance Bass

Efron

Pietro Boselli

Miss!

Aaron!

Schock!

The Cockgobbler's a'comin, girls!

Jared Leto.

Who else?

Wait are we doing actual criminals? I bet that Boston bomber kid is going to be used by guards and prisoners alike.

Yes, R60. I love my cutie, James Holmes. Squee! Adorbz!

Bump.

I'm not the 2015 thread-bumping poster, but this is a topic worthy of our attention.

Be gentle, boys.

Well, Jace Norman.

Robert Downey Jr, who rumors says actually was.