My Affair with Ceaser Romero in 1959

At least it only took you three tries to spell his name correctly.

I know my dear, the arthritis in my right hand is somewhat troubling, and my gay grandson purchased a speech to text program that has proven unreliable. The other day I used the word “ proficiency “ and the software typed “promiscuity “

I cursed at my autographed picture of June Allyson and promptly felt moisture in my Depends undergarment. Is she speaking to me from the beyond????

good lord !!! an operation in Mexico? Did it involve lysol and coathangers ?

Added bonus: Every Miami/Latin America cliché got used in the story.

[quote]good lord !!! an operation in Mexico?

Havana, Cuba isn't in Mexico R3. Get a map.

was this a man or woman relating this story?

This is Aunt Mimi.

Where was Desi?

This is elder fart bullshit. .. But you all realized that, right?

fake account making fun of elders

Tell it to Louella.

You can practically hear "La Cucaracha" playing in the distance!

[quote]I felt like a princess !!!!

Many of Cesar Romero's pick-ups made this claim.

'...on the way back to the hotel we did not talk..'

...as my mouth was full of his manly secretions...

As told to Liz Smith . . .

She must have been the most obvious drag queen of all time. Mr Romero was well known to see someone's bulge from a mile away. The only way he was going to be with a chick was if she had a dick.

They wer at the Fountianbleau Hotel but had to go to the Everglades to fuck?

Joan devouring Cesar's lips

Cesar was the Gio Benitez of the '50s.

R14 I did not engage Ceaser in any type of oral sodomy, I used Pepsodent toothpaste at the time and although my teeth were white they were very sensative especially to those manly secreations !!

R16 Young man I have fully functioning "lady parts " right up until 1988! However your point is well taken, Cesar did mutter the word "greek" throughout our encounter. I was perplexed ? Was he hungry ? Did he want a Gyro or a Greek salad?

Years later in 1965 I was having lunch with Adam West in what is now know as West Hollywood, I had mentioned our encounter, he related to me a rather scandalous story regarding him, Cesar and Mickey Hargitay that took place in a steam room at a health club !!!! I was appalled !!!

First In A Biographical Series. ...

And may we request it be your last ???

Dated .....now from Aunt Mimi's Gay Twink Great Grandson ??

Might be more interesting

Assuming you actually gave birth to a child instead of "abet, abort,abort' them all

Oh ,,,read more of this thread ...

Gay grandson will do.

Sorry for assuming you were that kind of woman

He bent me over the hood and entered me from behind. He even threw my dress over my head and had me grunt like a chico.

R24 Young man how appalling that you have chosen to soil my memories that I most graciously sharing !!! Cesar never treated me as a migrant worker !!

However there was this encounter with William Conrad, but I will save that for next series of biographical retrospectives.

Aunt Mimi where is the William Conrad story ?????

Why don't I tell you my Ricardo Montalban story instead? He also entered me from behind.

Yes she did have sex with Ricardo in the Chrysler Cordoba in 1975, Mimi was a squirter and stained the back seat , all over the "Corinthian Leather"

I had sex in an AMC Pacer with Charles Neilsen Reilly . We got heatstroke from all that glass!

Um. No. Decidedly, definitely, definitively no.

No in the abrupt manner of Marilyn smacking the young men's faces and heads with her fan at the start of "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" in GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES.

No.

This is too damn not to bump

Did she have sufficient?

I still can't look at a glass coffee table without bringing up bile.

He ravaged me like a banana plantation worker!

I told him I loved him, and he said, "Thank you!"

[quote]Caesar drove his emerald green Cadillac Elder ado convertible and picked me up at the hotels entrance, I felt like a princess !!!!

I'll bet you did, Mary!

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Did Caesar Romero ever get it on with Ramone Navarro? Forgive me father for my spelling. I heard that they once had a threesome with the kid who played elephant boy. I forget his name as well but he always wore a turban no matter what part he played.

[quote]Years later in 1965 I was having lunch with Adam West in what is now know as West Hollywood,

Fascinating. In 1965 the city that is now West Hollywood was simply known as West Hollywood.

He admitted publicly to fucking Desi Arnaz.

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I remember that hotel !

Oh my

He didn't fuck Desi Arnaz; he blew him.

Tell 'em about the time you met George Maharis at the Shell station on the corner of Hollywood & Vine.

I can still remember the sensation of Vincent Price's breath in my ear as he whispered that I had the most fabulous taffeta dress he had ever seen! SWOOOON!!!

[quote]He didn't fuck Desi Arnaz; he blew him.

Oh, honey -- who didn't?

R38, do you mean Sabu? He was hot. I'd cream in my briefs if I found out he liked fucking men.

Romero was a registered Republican and in October 1960 he appeared in the Nixon-Lodge Bumper Sticker Motorcade Campaign.

0.5/10. Just not very funny. Kind of on a Helen Lawson thread level of funny, if you know what I mean, OP.

But I would have to say that Van Johnson was the hottest by far. He absolutely ravaged me.

Hey - I enjoyed OP's story and all the comments. Thanks !!

Is Aunt Mimi also Gio's abuela?

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OP, I think you're talking about Seizure Romero.

Cesar could get it!

"George Maharis at the Shell station"

R45, you do realize that you're going to receive responses from about 50 guys.

R20, did Ceaser's seacretions seam smeagmal?

Why did you have to travel to Cuba to get the semen from your anal cavity? Couldn't you just have a nice enema? Administered by a cute cabana boy.

When he removed his hot latin pinga From your overly pulsating mussy Did he finish you off with the hood ornament, which you now keep On your mantelpiece as a sort of sexual Oscar.

Did you hear faint echoes of Bobaloooooooo in the bristle of the swaying palms as he filled you With his pineapple coconut scented Manhood.

I love that Cesar Romero gave Desi Arnaz a blowjob. It blows up everyone's assumptions about married, seemingly exclusively heterosexual men.

And just who has those assumptions?

[quote]Elder ado

I love this typo!

I loved the way Ceasar slathered me from head to toe in his famous salad dressing (he had a patent on it! ), then proceeded to lick it off me. He applied it with particular liberalism to my nips and my downthere, and when working on those areas, he'd joke about my tasty "onion bulbs." Oh, I miss Cee!

u did it for free?????

loser

R64, me too!

R65, did he stick a piece of parsley in your asscrack?

Why do I sense most of this story and the others are true?

None of this is true. There wasn’t enough money in the world to get me near a woman’s hoo-hah.

If you’d like to hear about me servicing Desi Arnaz, though, just let me know!

She put her Dior on for a cheap fuck on his car??? SMH

[quote] did he stick a piece of parsley in your asscrack?

Cesar preferred cilantro.

I don't see anything here about orange or tangerine slices.

Gilbert Gottfried maintains that Butch Romero enjoyed removing his clothes on the "Batman" set and have crew members toss citrus slices at him.

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R74 Why?

We need some levity during these tough times my child, I am documenting an additional encounter I had during the early 60s that will be out shortly.

[quote]1959 Miami Beach April I was working as a cocktail singer at the lounge at the Fountianbleau Hotel in Miami Beach

What the hell is a "cocktail singer?" I've heard of cocktail dresses and cocktail lounges, but never a cocktail singer.

You obliviously hail from a limited and sheltered upbringing my child .

Bump This Thread MADE my Sunday !

[quote]rum and coke a cola

I'm laughing too hard to "oh dear."

I bump this with joy in my heart and rum in my soul Here's to better 2022!!!