Modern Family's Nolan Gould

He's 15. Go away

I can't really tell.

According to Bryan Singer he's an insatiable bottom!

For those who don't know what DL means by the word "frau", r1 is a textbook example.

Well, I mean, that IS gayface.

You ain't seen nothing yet, r5.

He's family.

is he related to Elliott?

WHET that gossip from a while back that one of the MF girls was knocked up?

She wasn't knocked up, Ariel just grew tig ol' bitties that made everyone think she was lactating.

He's got a nice body:

I called this a year and a half ago. At some point, a lisp broke through, and it's been undeniable.

I couldn't believe how much his looks changed when he went through puberty. I caught a rerun of last season of MF recently and was sure they had casted someone else in his role. He's like the Renee Zellweger of teen Hollywood.

He is cute, but he's 16. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

Stop being an uptight wimp, r14?

Someone needs to get this kid a publicist.

Oh, Lord.

She's very cute.

Poor kid. He must be using one of Bachmann's publicists. No wonder Lady Bird won't let her near his 2 inches.

Woah kid is a size queen.

He's also Mensa-smart. He was charming on Ellen's show awhile back.

I think he's been taking acting tips from the chubby hispanic kid, which is unfortunate because they now both do that annoying hang-waving eyebrow-crunching thing.

He's 1) too young and 2) too ugly.

R19, love the pic!

Nolan and i would make a cute couple!

He is one of the few underage guys in my life who I think is incredibly sexy. But I've always been attracted to Jewish guys. He looks and acts way gay, too.

Is that his boyfriend?

He got ugly with age

He's Mensa-smart? Then why hasn't he learned anything about acting from being on set all these years?

He's adorkable. He's gone from the ugly pudgy kid to a goofily-cute young man with a hot body. And need I mention, he has BDF?

Smart doesn't equal talent.

The guy he has his arm around is Gig Morton from "Mr. Young". Apparently he has a GF which shocks me as he pings to high heaven.

He and the fat kid both seem gay to me. Considering Ty Burrell comes off gayer than gay, and Eric "I'm really straight" Stonestreet is about as hetero as the openly gay Ferguson, we are finally left with aged closet case Ed O'Neill. I think the only straight guy on the show is (possibly) the baby.

Is this show gayer than Bewitched?

Ever since his voice changed his acting has been appalling. I guess cute-little-kid line readings only sound right with a high voice.

R19, that pic is awesome! LOL at the man in the background.

He looks like he'd love to get rimmed, sucked and then plowed hard! Very hot, and I love his t-shirt choices in all his pics. He (or his stylist) has good taste.

that clip from "Whose Line" is shocking! The older chap miming fucking Nolan and then playing with his privates in another part. Wow, surprised that aired as it's very suggestive and he was underage when it was shot. I think clip has been removed in the link posted in this thread.

Math equation for today...

Gay face + gay voice = ?

He got ugly.

[quote] Burrell comes off gayer than gay

Not to me. He reminds me of the straight guy in the office who thinks he's the cool dad/boss/co-worker who is really annoying as shit. The kind of guy about whom people say things like 'He means well'.

Andy, OTOH, pings like crazy

WHET Michael, Alex's gay/not-gay prom date?

Ty Burr is NOT gay. He is bi.

Yeah, Ty Burrell is bi - bi my side in the bed.

Is he legal yet? Legal is 18, right? In NYC?

He's 16 - legal in a couple of states. In October, he'll be 17, legal in a few more (as long as there's not more than a four year age difference). In October, 2016, he can start fucking whoever he wants.

[quote](as long as there's not more than a four year age difference)

No, the age difference doesn't come into it in that case.

Is Ty Burrell really bi? Is he open about it?

I've often wondered what's the deal about his marriage. Aren't all his kids adopted?

He pinged big time on the episode last night.

He's got a slight lisp and a touch of the gayvoice.

r44 fucking paedo!

I just watched the episode tonight and agree with R47 that Ty pinged. He also had a very nice bulge while jumping up and down on the trampoline.

The man is just fucking hot.

I hope he doesn't become a musclebound teenager. I never find that a good look.

His face is sort of blobby and unformed right now--my guess is he actually will look sort of like Jason Gould as he gets older: i.e. he'll be very handsome and distinguished in his 20s, 30s, and 40s, and then homely.

this kid is so hot and the producers seems to know it, they're almost exploiting his body like they did with that kid on Patty Heaton's show - The Middle.

R49 = baed spaeller!

He's not as hot as Charlie McDermott, R52.

Is Charlie returning to The Middle?

gay or not, this kid is so awkward, it hurts me to watch him onscreen anymore! Haven't seen this kind of wooden acting since Charlie McCarthy!

he's a decent actor and he's way cuter and sexier than that Charlie McCarthy

Sweet:

Now, if I were gay, r58, I'd say that looks pretty gay. And you know what? I'm gay.

i'd rim his hairy hole until the cows come home

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R58's photo is iconic....in its own time.

I don't think so, but give the kid a break. Something tells me he'll follow the child star road to hell.

Isn't he kind of proud of being smart or something? I can't see him falling for the regular traps of showbuiz (drugs, addiction, wasting money, "finding religion", etc.).

r64 Let's hope it's smart rather than 'something.'

Who's the chick? What does she want from them?

r63 I changed my mind after seeing R66 pic. Yes, I think he is.

Why are we all of the sudden getting threads about 16/17 year olds?

I know DL has always attracted the jaded high schooler, but really? The deranged fangurl base too? DL is too harsh of an environment for you kids.

Is he Jewish?

This boy is completely gay, without question. Why is it that the talent goes right out the window when these kids move into puberty? He's very awkward on camera and sounds like he's got a mouthful of marbles when he speaks.

I thought he was pretty funny as a goofy child actor. Gurl is not aging well.

r71 Yeah, now we know he can't act.

R69 Yes.

[quote] he's a decent actor and he's way cuter and sexier than that Charlie McCarthy

So was I. I had the chops to play Pinocchio, but ol' Walt wanted to make it a cartoon instead.

Child. If I can close my eyes and confuse his voice with Miley Cyrus or any of the Fanning spawn, he remains sexless until further notice.

R74: Speaking of birthdays, when's his 18th birthday?

R77 OP needs to check his calendar.

It's this year on October 28 as a matter of fact.

Nolan is obviously gay. Maybe he's afraid some creepy older gay will prey on him, and that's why he's waiting to come out.

[quote]Maybe he's afraid some creepy older gay will prey on him, and that's why he's waiting to come out.

Whatever would make you think of something like that?

Big Dick gay Face + Gay Voice = I believe he's Gay

He's so ugly😷😷😷😷😷😮

The older he got, the less he could act. A very good child actor, but I think "Modern Family" will be the pinnacle of his career.

Not aging well R71. I hope that I'd sarcasm, because he's 16 years old for fuck sake!

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He's a nice looking young man.

I'm surprised at the rockin' bodies on both those kids at r86

Damn lol

I don't keep puppies like these under wraps.

New from his IG:

Yeah, the childhood charm has worn off as he's aged and revealed that he's not an especially talented actor, but with all this experience under his belt, I could see him go through a formal training program and becoming a stronger actor. Just depends upon whether he wants to do this for the rest of his life and whether his ego could stand being a successful, recognizable tv star in a theatre program with unknown, inexperienced kids from Kansas and Oklahoma.

And, damn, R91. I feel like a total creeper for saying this about a 17 yr old, but he must be (or will soon be) pulling all the D he wants.

Oh dear. This thread prompted me to check out his IG. So there's this pic with the following caption:

[quote]Things I do when my parents aren't watching. PC: @benladams

And who is @benladams, the person who snapped that pic of Nolan "doing something" while his parents aren't watching? He's a (much older) entertainment attorney. Who apparently hangs out with 17 yr old Nolan (and several other twinks) on the weekend...

Are Ben and Nolan the new Tom Daly & Dustin Lance Black?

Aside from the fact he's 17, I just can't get past the hair. I think he needs to re-think the "wet look".

Most teenage boys go through a weird phase where their features don't match up.

For sure. I looked MUCH more awkward at his age. I really didn't 'grow into' my looks until my mid 20s. Whatever, he's cute, successful and rich and not even 18 yet. He'll be fine.

This totally looks natural. Clearly he's straight.

[quote] This totally looks natural. Clearly he's straight.

Clearly your eyesight is failing.

Clearly your ability to detect sarcasm is failing, too, R100.

I wonder if he always looks like this when he's in that position.

He has gay-face for *days*!

He's giving me a David Walliams vibe @ r99 's pic.

If he continues in the closet, it could be his future.

Ha, R104. David Walliams really is the gayest "straight" man, isn't he?

So, I guess Ben Adams (that MUCH older entertainment lawyer with tons of photos of him cavorting with teenage actors, including Nolan) found this thread, because his IG is now private.

Not a word about Orlando. Ugh.

r105 Why would Ben Adams do that?

Don't be thick, R107, because we were posting direct links to his IG which was filled with almost nothing but pictures of him on weekend outings with young Disney tv stars. And, you know what the next sentence is.

But isn't it more likely that he made the IG account private because people with dirty minds would draw bitter, jealous conclusions about those outings?

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Unfortunate face :(

r111 But a fortunate body. He needs to show more of it.

Ty Burrell is looking like one of the Munsters with those eyebrows. Especially in those new Realtor ads.

Do you think he's at least masturbated by now?

I don't think he's admitted it anywhere, but statistically a 17 year old who hasn't masturbated would be rare. Most likely he masturbates regularly.

You don't think he's admitted it anywhere??? What the FUCK does that mean? You were expecting an interview with one of the child stars from Modern Family to feature that line of questioning?

"So, Nolan, you were in elementary school when the show started and now you're almost 18. Do you masturbate?"

Or did you think this was something he'd randomly post about on Twitter or Instagram?? What a weirdo you are, R115. LOL

R116, you seriously must be living under a rock.

What the fuck are you talking about R117?? You're saying that I'm living under a rock because I don't expect Nolan Gould to publicly talk about when he started masturbating???? What???

Masturbation is shameful. Such a nice boy wouldn't do such a horrid thing. What would his mother say?

R99 boys at that age are hard n horny 24/7

@nolangould Just rocked out a creamy load. Was thinking about large breasts and vagina the whole time!

LOL @ R121 !!!

He's an annoying young jewbag like most of Hollywood teens. His uncle Sy prob got him the job.

There's no way Nolan is thinking about breasts or vag when he's jerking it.

R123 is yet more proof Hitler killed the wrong people.

Has he been linked with anybody?

R123.. If hitler didnt u have more annoying jew comedy like jewbag seth jewfro rogan .. Who basically gets jobs from other jews and is protected by the tribe

Don't know if he's gay. Only know he's a sucky actor. He wasn't too bad as kid. The older he gets the worse his acting gets.

R128 even though he's a bad actor and is getting worse as he ages he still protected by the Jews and will always work as far as they're concerned

[quote] even though he's a bad actor and is getting worse as he ages he still protected by the Jews and will always work as far as they're concerned

And who protects you R129? The Patron Saint of Dumb Cunts?

I don't think he is doing a bad job on the show.

He is an unlikable teenage boy. That's the character.

I only watch the show occasionally, but it seems the writers are trying too hard to make this obviously gay actor seem straight. Same way with the other boy, Manny. The whole girl thing with both of them are net real believable. They should just have the two of them become boyfriends and be over with it. It would be more believable.

He turns 18 in October. Then you can have at him, girls!

He sure enjoys showing off his body.

Nolan Gould isn't of Jewish heritage at all.

Actors of fully Jewish background: Logan Lerman, Natalie Portman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mila Kunis, Bar Refaeli, James Wolk, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Julian Morris, Adam Brody, Esti Ginzburg, Kat Dennings, Gabriel Macht, Erin Heatherton, Odeya Rush, Anton Yelchin, Paul Rudd, Scott Mechlowicz, Lisa Kudrow, Lizzy Caplan, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Gal Gadot, Debra Messing, Robert Kazinsky, Melanie Laurent, Shiri Appleby, Justin Bartha, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Margarita Levieva, Elizabeth Berkley, Halston Sage, Seth Gabel, Corey Stoll, Mia Kirshner, Alden Ehrenreich, Debra Winger, Eric Balfour, Emory Cohen, Jason Isaacs, Jon Bernthal, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy.

Andrew Garfield and Aaron Taylor-Johnson are Jewish, too (though I don’t know if both of their parents are).

Actors with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers: Jake Gyllenhaal, Dave Franco, James Franco, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Daniel Radcliffe, Alison Brie, Eva Green, Joaquin Phoenix, River Phoenix, Emmy Rossum, Ryan Potter, Rashida Jones, Jennifer Connelly, Sofia Black D’Elia, Nora Arnezeder, Goldie Hawn, Ginnifer Goodwin, Amanda Peet, Eric Dane, Jeremy Jordan, Joel Kinnaman, Ben Barnes, Patricia Arquette, Kyra Sedgwick, Dave Annable, and Harrison Ford (whose maternal grandparents were both Jewish, despite those Hanukkah Song lyrics).

Actors with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers, who themselves were either raised as Jews and/or identify as Jews: Ezra Miller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Alexa Davalos, Nat Wolff, Nicola Peltz, James Maslow, Josh Bowman, Winona Ryder, Michael Douglas, Ben Foster, Jamie Lee Curtis, Nikki Reed, Zac Efron, Jonathan Keltz, Paul Newman.

Oh, and Ansel Elgort’s father is Jewish, though I don’t know how Ansel was raised. Robert Downey, Jr. and Sean Penn were also born to Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers. Armie Hammer and Chris Pine are part Jewish.

Actors with one Jewish-born parent and one parent who converted to Judaism: Dianna Agron, Sara Paxton (whose father converted, not her mother), Alicia Silverstone, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

I hope Nolan is banging as many starstruck twinks he can get his cock into.

Nice body, but his proportionally large arms give him a slightly Simian look.

Place of Birth: New York City, New York

Date of Birth: October 28, 1998

Ethnicity: English, French, German

Nolan Gould is an American actor. His brother is actor Aidan Gould.

Nolan’s patrilineal ancestry can be traced back to his great-great-great-great-grandparents, B. Gould and Martha Adelaide Morris.

On his father’s side, Nolan is the grandson of Eugene Gould, Jr. (the son of Eugene Gould and Margaret Lorraine Cazalas). The “Cazalas” surname originates with partial French ancestry.

Three days away from legal... then he's mine, all mine...

I know Nolan. He's a nice kid -- big nerd. Huge Game of Thrones fan.

Any insights on his sexuality, r141?

R142 It's never come up in conversation. I would be uncomfortable texting him, "hey, so you like girls or boys?"

You could try hitting on him and find out that way ;)

Is R143 the entertainment attorney who someone in this thread found? The single, gay guy in his late 30s whose Instagram was filled with nothing but pictures of him taking young tween and teen actors out on weekend adventures; including strapping young men like Nolan? The one who deleted his account (after he probably was alerted to this thread)?

[quote] I would be uncomfortable texting him, "hey, so you like girls or boys?"

Not if you phrase it like that! A less obtrusive "Pole or hole?" would do.

Lol R146 He's an acquaintance, not someone I would say that to.

The fat Hispanic kid on the show is go gay he can't even hide it at this point.

That's one of the only funny things about the show at this point.

I can not watch Modern Family. Someone raved about it when it came out and I wasn't impressed. I still land on it channel surfing and can't watch it for more than a minute or 2. I hate pretty much all sitcoms.

"Three days away from legal... then he's mine, all mine..."

—Bryan Singer

Umm, Bryan, since when did you start enjoying legal-age meat...??? You have your "reputation" to think about, y'know.

R149 - I thought it was, genuinely, an excellent network sitcom in its first few seasons. It was never some culture-defining or culture-defying enterprise ala Seinfeld, Louie, 30 Rock etc. It was a clockwork farce with pretty impeccable comedic timing and a winning cast. But, yeah, boy has it overstayed its welcome. I still DVR it and watch it as something in the background while preparing dinner or cleaning or something, but it's far from appointment tv now.

When did he get so homely? He was a cute kid when he was younger.

[quote]When did he get so homely? He was a cute kid when he was younger.

Our bodies change as we get older.

Happy birthday Nolan! Now that you're legal, why not come out?

I thought he looked pretty hot in that Halloween costume.

I didn't know Nolan was close with Connor Paolo!

(Liking the sideburns, btw.)

Is he a gay?

Looks like my high school bf. we used to jack off and lick each other's nipples. Tried oral a lot but mostly got into mutual jackoff with lots of kissing. We were both grossed out by anal at the time. Squeamish teen gay boys. I miss those days.

Obviously gay but not my cup of tea.

too young - let him breathe- he'll decide when it's the right time

Grabbing 'em by the pussy.

It's always sad when the go over the hill.

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R162=Bryan Singer

Nolan was stripped of his shirt for a good portion of tonight's episode. He looked good.

Now that he's over 18, I can say:

Gayer than Paris in the springtime!

R165, I immediately thought of this thread when I saw him shirtless in tonight's episode. He did look good, even though I'm not into guys that young. He's not terrible, but I don't really see him having much of a career post-MODERN FAMILY. Not that any of the other kids will either, except maybe the oldest daughter.

With the royalty checks he'll be collecting, he won't need it.

He looked good in tonight's episode but does seem to have lost quite a bit of the muscle he had just a couple of months ago. Which I actually prefer - I think him as big as he looks in the pic below is too large for him - he loses his adorkability if he gets too big.

Sarah Hyland is really adept at comedy. Hope she does more with it after MF ends.

They should let Luke get a haircut on MF. He'd look really good with a buzz cut. Time for the curls to go.

Shirtless for a lot of the latest MF episode and looking pretty hot.

You have to wonder what prompted the shirtlessness on the episode. Clearly he's been putting in gym time. Was this his idea or the producers? These types of scenes are discussed at length and actors are usually given advance notice to be ready and with his young age and having grown up on this show, I'm sure it was a big deal to sexualities him in this way.

I need pics!

The reason for his shirtlessness was interesting- some widow (early 50's maybe) from the country club where Luke works hired him for 'odd jobs' around her house. Of course, Luke was too dumb to know that she wanted to use him for sex. Jay realized this and went to the woman's house to retrieve Luke. (r175 photo)

I was wondering that too r173- if it was Nolan who wanted to go shirtless to show off his body. I know I would at his age if I looked like that after having been a chubby kid on tv for years. But not only was he topless, they turned him into a little studmuffin the cougars want to screw. Not bad!

The cougar was played by Joely Fisher, daughter of Eddie and Connie Stevens, and formerly of "Ellen" and "Til Deatn."

I wonder if he's hung. I bet he's jacked off in his dressing room.

R177 OMG! She looked familiar! I remember her from the Inspector Gadget film adaptation!

There's been a few times where they've had him show his body off - last season he was on the wrestling team. And given that the boy on the Fosters is also on the wrestling team in that show I think someone at ABC has a singlet fetish.

Obviously the producers see Gould and his burgeoning body as a way of attracting and/or holding on to viewers they've been rapidly losing: teen girls and older gay men. And I'm sure Gould is all too happy to go along with it. He's not spending hours pumping in the gym just to keep his shirt ON.

I could see my self dating Nolan.

Great eye candy from Nolan, but his character should have been pegged.

LOL @ R182 !!

I bet a lot you aren't allowed within ten miles of a school yard. I'm surprised their isn't more chat about high styled ankle bracelets.

Could we talk more about the latest episode? We're there any scenes of Luke (Nolan) in his high school locker room? Perhaps having a chat with his classmates whilst nude?

Get back to your cell, Jerry!

No just shirtless Noah talking about a lot of suggestive requests from the cougar.

Holy Shit, that fat middle-aged woman was Joely Fisher? I would never have recognized her!

No one looks good with a buzz cut, R171.

Tell that to the owners of military.com who are making millions of dollars.

Have Joely Fisher & Joan Cusak ever been spotted in the same room together?

Pics and GIFs from the MF episode.

Nolan and Shawn Mendes would make a hot couple.

Nolan would be a bit short next to Shawn. Though they do have a few similar features, which makes them perfect gay boyfriends 😂

I don't find him hot.

Trying to care, R196. Not making it.

Behind the scenes of a photoshoot

Is this thread broken?

Can we start calling him "NoGo?"

He looks like he could be the youngest Jonas brother.

DL is such a contradiction. One minute your lusting after a barely legal boy wondering whether or not he is gay, and the next minute your telling others to respect a middle aged man's privacy and decision to come out of the closet. I don't get it. Must be an eldergay thing.

r202. Huh? What you're on about? Do you think there is one one poster posting on Datalounge or something? Different people have different opinions. Contradiction? This is an anonymous message board with all kinds of different posters and their opinions and the most trivial topic can turn into an epic flames and freaks war.

R203 Yes, I know all of that. But, there is also a collective voice on the site: the eldergay. And, it is often times a talking contradiction.

R204, you seem incapable of understanding the difference between intellectual and libidinal motives within the same person. It's a "contraction" only from the sort of illiterate who is ageist and uses bad formations such as "often times," ignorant that standard uses makes it a single word.

Now kindly age out of your biases and ignorance, stoogey.

R205 Are you the eldergay from the Jonathan Bennett thread? I never misspelled contradiction, so I'm not sure why you did. And, libidinal? Nice five-dollar word. I'm not ageist, but the eldergays on this site that love to hate millennials surely are. Good day.

He was on this week's "Battle of the Network Stars."

And did the "Battle of Network Stars" show any of Nolan's goods? Have a major crush on him and he's the only reason I'm tuning in to "Modern Family" now that the show has grown tiresome, repetitive, and not funny!

Seriously, R207? I'm surprised. Judging by the commercials, I thought it was mostly stars from old shows back in the day (e.g., Erik Estrada). Perhaps ABC goaded him into it.

What a group

NATHAN GOT FAT!!!!!!!!!

He's now a fugly dumpling.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

R202 not only is an illiterate, but she manages to be homophobic and ageist while shitting down her own leg and expecting us to approve.

Fuck you, cunt.

R211 Who's Nathan??

Did he also have a sudden growth spurt or is everyone else in that pic at R210 really short?

any new hot pics of this cutie?

Why does he have Picasso face?

R216: Coz he's ugly

Here you go, r215:

he's legal! I would rim that hairy hole of his for hours.

OMG - watch this:

That's pretty bold of him to do a nude scene at his age.

You need to look up the definition of the word "nude," r221.

He was such a cute kid...what happened??

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18/2017

This B+ list mostly television actor on a long running network show is out to his closest friends and family, but the teen recently made his biggest strides yet in coming out publicly.

Nolan Gould ("Modern Family") (Stars As A Gay Teen In Logic’s New Music Video)

If he's B+, they must be grading on the curve.

R220 Not sure if I want to watch. When does Nolan's gayness come out in it?

Gay as a Fucking Goose.

Want to be inside him quite deeply.

He seems like a really nice intelligent kid.

Well, he's in MENSA.

If Nolan is gay, then why doesn't he come out? Is it fear of what effect it might have on his future career prospects? Or is ABC or perhaps MF's producers possibly discouraging him from doing so? What advice, if any, is he getting from JTF?

He and Coy Stewart did an interview with TooFab where Nolan mentions that he's straight. Not that I believe him but it doesn't seem as if he's coming out anytime soon.

Technically it was the interviewer who led with the whole "straight" answer.

Is Coy gay?

He's very coy about it.

Nolan is cute the other one, not so much.

r236, ....oh dear.

He's obviously gay but he's still very young, not everyone is brave enough to come out at such a young age.

He's a college-age teen, not a sixth-grader, R238. Are you a mommy or something? Stop infantilizing young adults.

Coming out is never easy. As an actor you have to maintain business relationships with people who very likely told you in the past that you can do whatever you want behind closed doors but not cause trouble with getting too real (like coming out to the public). Even liberal minded showrunners have to answer to conservative studio execs who don't want that sort of development putting their bottom line at risk.

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R220, fantastic. Thanks for the link.

Makes Liberace look butch.

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Is Nolan dating that older Disney lawyer now?

Nolan showing off the goods

Rather ample, if I do say so.

Yes, quite nice. And quite gay, too.

R233, that link says el-jibbity more than it says gay. Stop posting such awful hateful stealth anti-gay propaganda. And put it in the context of this show's pandering to child-mutilators and the fact that they needed a fan campaign to get Cam and Mitch to show any affection at all. Before that, there was more touching between Joel Higgins and Franklyn Seales on [italic]Silver freaking Spoons[/italic]!

Gay as can be.

His recent Bello Mag shoot was such a disappointment. No shirtless shots, not even an open shirt. After Cody Christian's shoot, I was hoping we'd finally get some proper modelling shirtless pics from Nolan.

I guess he’ll do if you’re into Keebler Elves.

It takes a while for teen boys with big face to grow into their features and into a man. Gould has nice looks, is a teen doing enough at the gym to have a little bit of a nice body … oh, oh, muscles! He is a good actor. Look at the show, do not salivate you'll never get anything as good. The character of Luke is supposed to be a bit of on the way to community college at best. Not a brain. His publicity photos are to effect a teen-heartthrob image, not torture gay men.

"This is an anonymous message board with all kinds of different posters and their opinions and the most trivial topic can turn into an epic flames and freaks war." Don't any of you see how time-wasting and silly a forum of age 70+ men can be? Is.

[quote]He is a good actor.

That's a good one. Tell another!

I love how the show keeps trying to make us think that Luke's a ladies man without actually showing us that he is. It's like they know he can't act straight.

Don't care. When he's in a scene, he's the one I'm watching.

GOOD ONE !!! Different posters with opinions on the most trivial topics add up to epic flames and a freaks war. Don't any of you see how time-wasting and silly a gay forum of 70+ guy wanting dick is?

He's straight.

He just got engaged to Mia Swier's younger sister.

Link, R262, or you're just a lonely fat fangirl.

Fake news R262

Well played R262!

The fraus on here work very hard to straighten obviously gay males. They are lonely and fat.

Without a doubt. That’s total gayface.

He has a nice back. Nice muscles. Like to see him wrestle someone

It's a shame they didn't wait a few years for him to wrestle

But a rematch would be cool

Was just lookin for a particular image, from a particular scene in Modern Family, and then came across this pic. Holy moly. That's him as a kid.

Comic Con '14.

There it is. The I mentioned, I was looking for, in r271.

Sorry, The IMAGE I mentioned, I was looking for ...

r271 must have been taken in a goddamn Oreo factory.

He looks like Shawn Mendes.

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He’s perfect.

So how long till he comes out? I'll guess late twenties after he attempts an acting career which stalls

He's got a nice body, but he still has an awkward Howdy Doody face. He does nothing for me now, but he'll probably be very attractive in ten years.

r280 I disagree, I don't see that face or body getting better.

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Imagine this power couple

Don't be mean R281, he's a cute kid.

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Celebrities and athletes never come out unless they are in a relationship.

Charlie Carver came out, and as far as I know has never been in a relationship.

Looks like he will be 20 in October. Perhaps he will come out as bi? Or worse yet, fluid.

He's adorable!

He was a cute kid, like Haley Joel Osment and Clint Howard. And we see how they turned out.

He's ten times better then Clint Howard

Clint Howard was never cute, he looked like the kid from Deliverance.

Another episode where they try to make Luke seem straight, but fail

Looks like Alencar.

....

So how long before he comes out?

I was hoping that for the Valentine’s Day episode that Luke was on a date with a guy when the uncles saw him at the restaurant. Now that would have been interesting.

It would be more interesting if he stays straight but becomes an escort servicing gay men, to make some walking around money.

Could the show really pull off Luke experimenting? The humor would either fall flat or be downright biphobic.

Mmmmm I bet his hole is so tight and he’s a gusher that can shoot over his head. So would!!!

R298 and Manny will be his pimp

R301 I think you mean blimp.

[quote]and Manny will be his pimp.

That is so sexist that you think only a guy can be a pimp!

Nolan is in Australia right now, getting ploughed by hot Aussie men.

He likes it down under.

People are calling him fat on Instagram.

When he called Mitch and Cam "Catty Bitches" in his gay voice last episode it looked like a scene at Fire Island,

Cute Aussie twink actor nick Hamilton left a comment on Nolan’s pic telling him to DM him. So I bet they’re up to some fun right about now.

He's pale as fuck. I like pale guys but everyone on Instagram is telling him to get a tan.

Or at least tan lines!

He stopped working out, I see. Well, I'm sure he'll have a long, fruitful acting career post- Modern Family. 🙄

Looks like he had a great time in Australia! Lots of zoo pics.

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I mentioned this in another thread, but he's currently on Food Network's "Worst Cooks in America - Celebrity Edition." Seems like slumming ... he needs a better agent.

Hey, he's with Ian Zeirling, Bronson Pinchot, and LaToya. Breathtaking Stars each and every one.

He did a short film where he played gay. It was pretty mild, don’t think he even kissed a guy, but he said it felt good to stretch himself as an actor.

r314 He's not a great actor let's be honest.

[quote]he said it felt good to stretch himself as an actor

It's a stretch to believe he isn't gay.

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Amazing. If Cargill just posted a face pic on Grindr, I would assume he was a 260 pound monstrosity IRL.

In R319's pic Nolan has a look like, "Jealous, bitches?"

He’s been rather quiet lately

I think he's growing up rather nicely. I watched Modern Family in the first few seasons (and still do occasionally, mostly just as a background show) and just caught some episodes from the season that just ended, and when Luke showed up, I was all, "Damn, boy grew up and is looking pretty damn tasty!" And then I felt like a pervert.

So when I was in my early 20s, I was all about older men in their 30s, 40s, 50s. I'm 35 now, and I've been finding myself lusting more and more for twinks like Shawn Mendes and this here Nolan Gould. Still lust for older men, but am kind of surprised by the twink-lust I've developed in the past year or so. What is happening to me?!

Don't sweat it, I'm 50 and just adore his back muscles

He’s had a shitload of time to do amazing things in his life, as he finished high school at 13 years old. But no. His acting skills are just as shitty as ten years ago. Does he just sit around getting fat, playing video games and visiting datalounge? He hasn’t offered anything intellectual to the world, given his high IQ. The brains were wasted on him.

New pic. What’s with the gross facial hair?

I Googled "Ben L. Adams" (the name noted above as the entertainment attorney with the closed Instagram account), and this link was at the top of the results.

Here's a more zoomable photo from r326. That facial hair really is unfortunate.

Who's looking at the facial hair? Zoom in on that basket!

R327! HOLY SHIT! I'm the one who snooped around on IG, found those pictures that Ben Adams was posting of himself frolicking around on weekend excursions with young Disney stars, including Nolan, and posted about it on this thread a while back. Something felt a little creepy and off about a 30-something attorney spending his free time with people that much younger than him. Guess where there's smoke...

I think the pitch meeting, for r313's celebrity cooking show, between Nolan and his manager went like the one with Baby Spice and Eddy Monsoon in Absolutely Fabulous (Eddy trying to get Emma Bunton on any Reality TV show with Celebrity in the title).

Sorry, r314 (not r313).

It’s a shame you didn’t just scroll up, or, ya know, read the thread, R273.

I want him in me.

This pic says it all...

Damn, looks like Nolan's packing.

Ugh. He's doing that weird mustache'less Amish beard thing that some young guys do. If you can't grow a full beard, shave, dude.

He'll shave it when they start filming again

re323- When I was 19, I wanted 40 year old men with all my heart. Now that I'm 43, I find myself very interested in 18/19 year olds. But they're not interested. Sad. The men I wanted back when I was 19 were fucking lucky as hell.

I'd still like to see a wider assessment of the photo from this thread...

It looks like it could be him, R340.

I want him in me.

Don't cha

Hot little otter.

Will 2019 be the year Nolan finally comes out?

Once again, another episode where we were supposed to believe that he was straight and a bit of a womanizer.

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He looks like he's had some very good plastic surgery done recently... a nose job, and also work done on his chin (he's had a slight cleft put into his chin he never had before).

He's now going to be very good looking as an adult man.

He was a superb comic child actor when the show started, but like many gifted child actors he became more and more mannered and exaggerated as he became older.

He's really looking more like a knockoff Shawn Mendes there R350

That's because it is Shawn Mendes.

Oops! My mistake...

R353 Ok, I thought I w as going crazy

So are they actually planning on making Luke bi?

How tall is he? He looks like he has short, stubby legs.

You guys think everyone’s gay he has a gf

r358 Umm no one is changing their opinion.

R359 you and the rest of the delusional eldergays with carpal tunnel.

Homely.

R361 He’s sexy I wish he was gay.

R359 So facts, wont change your opinion? He clearly has a gf, scroll through her page and his you’ll see other pics.

He is adorable. I think he must be 20-21 now. He was on a campus tour a couple years ago when I walked by on the way to my office.

R364 what school?

Yeah, right.

R366 Lol you guys are delusional he literally has a girlfriend and he’s taken plenty of gay parts no closet case would do that. Unless you’re saying “yeah, right” too mean that you know he’s not gay.

He literally has a girlfriend? As opposed to figuratively?

Jheri curls in OP’s photo.

R368 Literally as in literally lol. The word has a meaning that’s applicable he’s not gay he has a gf on the low.

Thankfully you're only allowed to photocopy scripts and not to write them.

[Quote] I’m an assistant who makes copies of scripts and I’m currently working on a major upcoming film, I can’t tell you what the film is but I can tell you it’s MARVELous and the casting directors wan’t an openly gay actor for this heavily action oriented role and they’re currently looking at Luke Macfarlane this could be his big break so the actors been hitting the gym hard.

R371 What does that have to do with anything?

R358 No one gay has ever had a girlfriend!

[Quote] What does that have to do with anything?

[Quote] Literally as in literally lol. The word has a meaning that’s applicable he’s not gay he has a gf on the low.

R373 But most people aren’t gay so can you reasonably assume someone with a girlfriend is gay? No, unless they’re fem.

Have you heard him speak? He's not exactly masc. R375

R374 You’re clearly a troll.

[Quote] But most people aren’t gay so can you reasonably assume someone with a girlfriend is gay

If they're engaged to Sonia Henie...

[Quote] You’re clearly a troll.

Says the person who only posts in this thread.

R376 sounds as masc as your average straight guy too me.

R379 what are you talking about I’ve posted in plenty of other threads lol.

R378 but he’s not dating some famous beard, he’s dating some random girl from ucla.

Give it a rest.

[Quote] You guys think everyone’s gay he has a gf

[Quote] you and the rest of the delusional eldergays with carpal tunnel.

[Quote] He’s sexy I wish he was gay.

[Quote] So facts, wont change your opinion? He clearly has a gf, scroll through her page and his you’ll see other pics.

[Quote] Lol you guys are delusional he literally has a girlfriend and he’s taken plenty of gay parts no closet case would do that. Unless you’re saying “yeah, right” too mean that you know he’s not gay.

[Quote] But most people aren’t gay so can you reasonably assume someone with a girlfriend is gay? No, unless they’re fem.

[Quote] sounds as masc as your average straight guy too me.

Luke Evans didn't have a famous beard. He had a friend who worked in PR.

R383 Those we’re all in response to someone, what’re you trying to say? Am I secretly Nolan Goulds agent trying to stop you from finding out his sexuality.

Shouldn't that be "What're you trying too say lol"?

R384 So what proof do we have that this girl is a beard?

R386 Keep up the grammar trolling, because you know I’m right and can’t tackle the substance of my argument.

[Quote] So what proof do we have that this girl is a beard?

Her favorite pastime is shopping. At Home Depot.

[Quote] Keep up the grammar trolling, because you know I’m right and can’t tackle the substance of my argument.

The substance of "most people are straight"? That substance? lol U ar to mulch.

R389 Actually it’s rock climbing how many gay’s do you know that like to go outside.

R390 Most people are straight.... are you delusional

He was cuter a a little smart ass kid. Now he is just geeky.

Does he know Noah Schnapp?

Lol the delusional gays on this thread.

Oh my God, this poor boy - just let him live his life girls!

I thought the kid came out? Maybe it was someone else?

He was the cover story of C'est Prune, a French fashion magazine last year.

I didn't realize Nolan had fangirls who would die to defend his heterosexuality.

R399 I’m a gay man epic fail. So not assuming someone with a gf is gay, is being a fangirl.

What [italic]is[/italic] a "gay man epic fail," exactly, r400?

R400, you may not be a suicidal fangirl, but you are illiterate. Nolan deserves better.

Generally speaking, "Oh, dear."

R401 calm down grammar nazi I meant gay man, epic fail. R402 Lol I’m not illiterate just not bothering to proofread,I’m not writing a fucking essay. You’re delusional if you think he’s gay lol.

r399 Makes sense. Modern Family is pretty much suburban Soccer mom required viewing. Karen takes everything to the extreme.

R404 Lol , again not a soccer mom just a non delusional gay man.

R398 what is his current height? Those hips look ftm-wide.

Do you have a dog in this race?

I never liked Julie Bowen.

R407 only common sense.

I hope he’s gay

This whole thread is creepy, not just because he’s straight but because of when it started first posts are from 2015.

He’s gayer than a picnic basket inside Liberace’s ass.

Leave him alone. He's sweet, sweet, sweet. Reminds me of my little brother. Let him enjoy his innocence.

You're all pigs.

People think this kid is hetero? The same kind of people who thought Liberace was. Didn’t think that kind of naïveté still existed. Wow.

He is not photogenic at all...

I’m perfectly straight nothing to see here.

Nope,Nothing to see here queers!

R417 Lol he doesn’t seem gay just kinda awkward, he has a gf why do you guys always assume everyone is gay?

NOlan GOuld is a NO-GO.

Nolan Gould is a yesssss!!!

R418: = Every fangirl on every message board for any young actor believed to be gay

R421 = Every antisocial dl’er desperately hoping everyone’s gay.

He’s not Jewish fwiu.

He’s too old looking now.

There should be a poll

Too old for you maybe.

Ima say no...he has a frumpy body, and ugly feet that he paints the nails on. But he's only 21, so maybe he hasn't figured out what he is.

R427 You’re delusional if you think he’s straight.

The guy interviewing him in r380 is definitely gay. The purses are flying out of his mouth so fast I’m surprised Nolan didn’t get a concussion.

He is R429. He's also friends with a lot of other YouTube/Instagram/Twitter gays

R430 Helen Keller could tell the interviewer was gay lets stop talking about him and start talking about Nolan.

R431 But now that we're talking about Helen Keller, has anyone else ever thought she and Anne Sullivan were maybe just a teensy bit too close? Ever notice how closely nipples resemble braille?

Bump