Bad Movies We Love: Datalounge Edition

The Blue Lagoon. Dumb, but my god the cinematography, the music, and two beautiful young people.

OH NO, NYMPHOS.

MAME.

Yeah, the Lucy one. And I don't even like her TV shows. But she reminds me of my mom in that movie, and Robert Preston is in it.

Dune, but before they screwed it up to make it more understandable to those who had not read the book. I usually turn it on after that prequel crap is over with.

The Last American Virgin

Romeo is Bleeding

Lena Olin and Gary Oldman were so good in this bad, bad movie; yet is was Juliette Lewis who stole the show!

The Pirate Movie

Speed

Really obscure, but "Prelude to Happiness" is a 1970s soap-opera style drama about an amputee's search for love. It's played completely straight, not for camp, and it is AMAZING.

I wish more people knew about this one. It's Datalounge catnip.

Shock Corridor and Speed were and are critically acclaimed films, so don't belong on this list.

Every Michelle Pfieffer movie.

I love that coked up slut.

"Little Darlings". If nothing else but for Matt Dillon's washboard abs and treasure trail.

And let's not forget Armand Assante. Woof!

R7 I haven't thought about that in years!

Clue is my #1 cinematic guilty pleasure

[italic]Airport[/italic] (1970) - Beginning "masterpiece" of the disaster-themed film decade of the 1970s.

I'm Dancing As Fast As I Can

Riding The Bus With My Sister

Well, Mommie Dearest is my favorite film ever. I don't consider it an objectively bad movie but most of the world sees that way, so I guess it counts.

Lots of campy 70s/80s stuff...Midnight Madness, Strange Brew, Rock N'Roll High School, Just One of the Guys, etc.

Mommie Dearest

Copycat: it's just really fun and kind of clever

Waterworld Road House Commando

If you look at these movies as comedies, they're pure 100% entertainment.

"Midnight Express" was highly-acclaimed, R16 .

It was nominated for a "Best Picture" Oscar, with other nominations resulting in wins.

Sorry, I'm just being perfunctorily bitchy, which always earns an honorable mention here on DL.

Get glasses r19, r16 typed "Midnight Madness."

Oops, my bad.

Night of the Living Dead & both Dawn of the Dead movies.

Xanadu (seriously!)

Earthquake & The Towering Inferno

Dead Ringer

Berserk

Cabin Boy is a fun movie, and I also like Ishtar.

The Poseidon Adventure.

Xanadu.

Bless The Child.

I agree about "Ishtar", R23. It was so bad that I couldn't help but love it.

I suppose that Isabelle Adjani (a brilliant actress, IMHO) thought, "Why not? I'll get my name out there to a major American audience!)

Little did she know.

I actually like "Shock Treatment", the bastard sequel to "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".

"The Hotel New Hampshire"

Just Friends

All the chatter about the budget guaranteed that it would be dead on arrival R25.

Ebert once said that if they had camped it up and filmed it on a soundstage with painted backdrops and rented camels (like one of the Hope/Crosby road pictures), it would have been considered a very funny film, and I think he's exactly right.

Speaking of The Hotel New Hampshire, is John Irving bi?

Road House is one of the funniest unintentional comedies

The Naked Kiss

Written on the wind....Dorothy Malone's little dance is Everything!

Showgirls owns this thread....

I live for seeing A Chorus Line - the movie

to see Audry Landers sing Tits and Ass.

Xanadu

Burlesque

Blame It On Rio

Exorcist II: The Heretic (I think I've seen this about a half dozen times over the years)

Daisy Miller

Can't Stop the Music

Grease 2

Any 60s Japanese monster movie, but especially "War Of The Gargantuas", featuring this chart-topper by Carol Burnett's sister-in-law:

Showgirls of course, you can fuck me when you love me.

Another ONJ flick: "Twist of Fate"

That other "Shock Treatment" with Lauren Bacall, Stuart Whitman, Carol Lynley,

.... And Roddy McDowall

Making Love. Michael Ontkean had made a movie with homosexual overtones, before. But, Harry Hamlin didn't. So I was knocked over, when they kissed passionately.

Poison Ivy, Basic Instinct

Which was Ontkean's earlier cavort, R43?

I love you, R39.

The "Rockin' at Tivoli" number in Reptilicus is another toe-tapper.

Myra Breckenridge

Joan Collins' made for TV series SINS.

Too hysterical to catch all in one go.

Joan Collins to Gene Kelly: Oh darling, tell me, why haven't we talked of having our own baby?

"Nell" starring Jodie Foster. This movie is so unintentionally bad that we laugh ourselves sick. It never ever gets old. Ta ta little chickapea!

Flash Gordon

Pretty much any Queen Latifah comedy. She makes just about anything watchable.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - I am drawn to it like a bad accident, powerless to avert my gaze.

The Ten Commandments: Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!

Where Angels Go ... Trouble Follows! - I can't remember how many times I have watched all or most of this when it pops up on TV. I'd watch it right now.

Any of the beach movies that featured Candy Johnson as a dancer!

8 Million Ways to Die Blame it on Rio Wild Orchid Cherry 2000

Another vote for Grease 2. And Xana-don't. Love them!

I just downloaded Xanadu in HD! It hasn't been released on Bluray, it must be an hdtv rip. I remember liking the music and effects, but the story/dialogue is terrible. I'm sure all the production numbers are pretty good, though, it's some of Olivia's best music.

The Happening

The Car

Godzilla (1998)

War of the Worlds (2005)

Black Swan

Angels and Demons

The Omen II

Yes, R56! "Xanadu" had some awful acting, but some of the best music. And the set of this movie was where two beautiful people, ONJ and Matt Lattanzi met, later got married, and produced a somewhat cute daughter who absolutely ruined her looks with plastic surgery.

Showgirls Xanadu Mommie Dearest Sleepaway Camp Jaws 4

The Mothman Prophecies Something Borrowed Troop Beverly Hills The Burbs Bringing Down the House

Another vote for The Pirate Movie.

Bringing Down the House,

Showgirls,

Dressed to Kill (one of the funniest and most suspenseful movies)

"Fool Country" from XANADU

Battlefield Earth

The Twilight series. Love the moody atmosphere of forever rainy Portland.

And the modernistic house where all the vampires Cullens live is simply to die for:

The Ghost and the Darkness. I hate Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas is ridiculous in this, but I'm a sucker for maneating lions.

An interior shot:

"Belles on Their Toes" the sequel to the original "Cheaper by the Dozen."

Some horrible musical numbers to justify the presence of Deborah Paget, who plays one of the daughters, including a wonderfully racist "Japanese Sandman." Plus a musical tribute to baked beans!

The beauty of the young Jeffrey Hunter as a doctor who dates the oldest daughter makes up for it.

for the pirate movie fans...here's an ear-worm pure camp!

The only bad movie I've ever liked is ST. ELMO'S FIRE. It has that stirring David Foster theme, Rob Lowe's faux saxing, Jules' nervous breakdown, the new word (to me at that time) "stepmonster," the silliness with Dale Biberman and Kirby, wondering whether Kevin was really in love with Alec, the wonderfully cheeseball end scene with Billy leaving town, and that stirring David Foster theme once again.

Oh, and best of all, it was shot in DC, where I lived, not that long after my own graduation from college. Loved the Georgetown and Adams-Morgan location shooting.

The Boy's Of Brazil

I meant The Boys from Brazil.

Jeanne Eagels

Dressed to Kill

Somewhere In Time

The Poseidon Adventure

The Towering Inferno

The Shine (original)

The Lost Boys

Silver Bullet

The 'Burbs (.....sardine?)

Funny this came up, I just decided to watch "Cobra" on Amazon Prime. Starring (and written by) Slyvester Stallone with Brigitte Nielsen as a retarded model being stalked by a gang of serial killers. The entire movie is a wreck and I love it.

I'll probably kill the thread with these but here goes:

Coffy

Chained Heat

Purple Rain

Foxy Brown

Pink Flamingos

I still remember that fight in Foxy Brown between Pam Grier and a hooker. I think there was some very unconvincing stunt doubling going on.

R9, that's not just bad, that's Chesty Morgan bad.

After 60 posts, not one of you's mentioned "FLASHDANCE"??

("Bow-Chica-Brown-Cow"!)

Michael Ontkean made a movie with Paul Newman. Skating was featured. It was so long ago, I forgot the details. But I remember Ontkean was somewhat daring.

"Slap Shot" (1977), starred Paul Newman, with Michael Ontkean.

People probably think Sister Act 2 is a bad movie or a disappointment but I love to watch it.

Even as far back as 1963, Paul Newman was having fun with us. In "The Prize", he uttered a line similar to, "If anyone touches me, I'll scream!" while he was nude, and clutching a prop.

Troll 2, unintentionally one of the funniest movies I have seen.

The bad movie I've watched literally over a hundred times is Earthquake but the movie my heart belongs to is Stayin Alive. If only there was a real musical like "Satan's Alley"!

Also love the bad musical trifecta of Xanadu, Can't Stop the Music and The Apple. For those who haven't seen The Apple, BUY IT. It will be the best 10 bucks you ever spent.

R81/82 that's one of my favorite Paul Newman performances, actually.

Jaws 3, Halloween 4, Friday the 13th Part 3.

My secret shame.

Showgirls, mannequin

Color of Night - I couldn't work out if it was the script or the acting but it's awful. Although the uncut version does have Bruce Willis' dick in it.

Anything done by MST3K

R90, I watch Color of Night Uncut at least once a year...usually when I'm down and need a good hard laugh. Jane March's teeth (which kinda spoiled the ending) and Bruce Willis' cock make this movie a classic for me.

Body Double

The Eyes of Laura Mars

In The Cut (just for Mark Ruffalo...yum)

[quote]Anything done by MST3K

Does Rifftrax fall under the MST3K umbrella? Because I can tell you, even they couldn't make "The Curse of Bigfoot" watchable. That movie was pure torture.

"My Fellow Americans"

"The Apple" is on streaming Netflix. Highly recommended.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture after a hit of pure LSD-25. I know from experience that it makes all those constant, incredibly long scenes of special effects orgasms and sweeping music an experience I cannot describe in words.

""Slap Shot" (1977), starred Paul Newman, with Michael Onktean"

That's not a bad-movie-we-love, that's a genuinely good movie! It's a wonderfully gritty black comedy, it's so real and funny it ought to be considered a classic. If it were better known, it might be.

As for a bad movie we love, how about the most insane movie musical of the 1940s, "Ziegfeld Follies"? Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly dance together! Lucille Ball whips girls dressed as black cats! Kathryn Grayson walks through masses of soap bubbles! No, really.

I'm not kidding about the soundstage full of soap bubbles in "Ziegfeld Follies".

R95, I LOVE My Fellow Americans! That movie is underappreciated.

Two on a Guillotine

Connie Stevens, Dean Jones, Cesar Romero. Camp heaven!

I remember some late at night Skinemax movie where the whole twist of the movie came near the very end where the female character screamed, "I kill people with my cunt!"

I still laugh at that line.

Flowers In The Attic.

EAT THE COOKIE!!

Oh, R39 and R46, you've done it now! I'm torn between two lovers! I'm just thankful no one has mentioned THE HORROR OF PARTY BEACH and "The Zombie Stomp!"

BEST. Book. Ever.

And it needs a fucking updated edition !!

Also a column in the classic totally gay Movieline magazine.

Black Widow (1987)

She Devil (1989)

Not Without My Daughter (1991)

Drowning Mona (2000)

Google is my friend!

I realized what movie had the line "I kill people with my cunt!"

It's Liquid Sky. Has anyone seen it?

Mi Vida Loca (must watch!!)

You're welcome!

Girls Town

[quote]I remember some late at night Skinemax movie where the whole twist of the movie came near the very end where the female character screamed, "I kill people with my cunt!"

Liquid Sky?

"Plan 9 From Outer Space" by Ed Wood

Love the dueling volcano movies, "Volcano" and "Dante's Peak," and the dueling death-from-the-skies movies, "Deep Impact" and "Armageddon."

Sextette 1978 (I think) Mae West's last film. Also starring Timothy Dalton, Ringo Starr, George Hamilton, Tony Curtis, Dom Deloise, Alice Cooper and Regis Philbin. The worst musical I've ever watched and yet I sing along with every song.

The Thirteenth Warrior with Antonio Banderas as an Arab ambassador who assists some Vikings. Ridiculous but also fun.

Skatetown USA ushered me into pencil dialing....well Greg bradford, Scott baio and Patrick Swazyze did....

LIQUID SKY came out when I was in college and a friend of mine from UNC-Chapel Hill told me it was a must see artsy movie...my mom liked artsy independent type films and was friends with the Governor of our state....lived in the college town so I met my mom, the governor and his girlfriend at the theater and proceeded to watch a very twisted NON-family film......this thread made me laugh out loud when I read R102....I knew that line!!!!!

The Neptune Factor: Ben Gazzara, Yvette Mimieux, Ernest Borgnine, and Donnely Rhodes versus an army of giant tropical aquarium fish:

Ghost Ship, because the opening massacre was absolutely phenomenal.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (with Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees)

That movie with Lens Dunham and Rebel Wilson

"Moment By Moment", the May/December sexual tension between circa-1979 John Travolta and Lily Tomlin....ssssss!

"Circle Of Two", the January/New Year's Eve sexual tension between Tatum O'Neal and Richard Burton....

"Yentl"/"The Prince Of Tides"/"The Mirror Has Two Faces":the Vanity Trifects

"Jinxed"/"For The Boys"/"Stella Dallas" remake

"Satisfaction"

"The Wiz"

"Beloved"

"Dracula:Dead And Loving It!"

That Josh Brolin/Kate Winslet peach cobbler movie that just came out,"Labor Day"

Bad Movie That's Just BAD: Coen Brothers' remake of "The Ladykillers"

Cheesy, 1980's action movies are the best "bad movies" because they were so homoerotic! Think of the climax-fight in "Commando" between Schwarzenegger & Bennett! When Ah-nold challenged Bennett to a knife fight he said something like "Why don't you stick it in me, Bennett, and twist it? Look in my eyes, see what's going on in there?" If that's not a gay come-on I don't what is. And Bennett had a squealing orgasm and chased after Ah-nold with his knife, practically jizzing his chain-mail pants. I challenge anyone to name me a more Freudian-homosexual action movie than Commando.

"The Cutting Edge" D.B. Sweeney was cute as hell in that.

"Escape From New York/L.A"

"Crybaby"

"What About Bob"

Dallas Doll with Sandy Bernhardt and rose Byrne

Yep, Commando. That climactic fight scene was hilarious. Vernon Wells totally queened it up, shrieking "I don't need the girl!" in a high pitched voice.

'Roller Boogie' with the very cute ginger-y Jim Bray and chunky Linda Blair and her camel toe on roller skates (also opens with Cher's 'Hell on Wheels')

'10 to Midnight', the Charles Branson movie with Gene Davis (brother of Brad Davis) as the Richard Speck like mass murderer out to kill a bunch of nurses, including Bronson's daughter ... he commits his crimes naked and is kind of hot (Mama who loves her prisoners would appreciate him ...)

The underwear in this shot did not make the movie.

R119 Which film "Ghost Ship"?

There are three!

"The Kiss" with Joanne Pacula, who is a succubus nearing the end of her time, who must pass the demon slug inside of her to her niece. This leads to a pool fight with Joanne fighting with Meredith Salinger to spit the demon into her mouth.

Bad special effects, bad acting, boring unknown 'actors' (except Pacula and Salinger)

Mahogany

The Incredible Shrinking Woman

R129 ...... it's the one from the late 80's /early 2000's .......with THIS opening scene.

Don't know what happened to my link at R128 ... here's the final scene from You Tube (SPOILER ... it does NOT end well for Gene Davis)

How to Make An American Quilt

The Devil's Advocate!

[italic]Criminally Insane[/italic]

Children of the Corn. Ethanol kills!

Slap Shot is notoriously homophobic.

The Village. I can watch it over and over. I don't know why.

The 4th Floor, with Juliette Lewis as a new tenant being terrorized by an anonymous neighbor in her building.

[R128]/[R133] I remember how hot that the serial killer was in that movie..... (I also remember sneaking downstairs to catch it on late night ON-TV (anyone remember that service?) I had the naked bits timed in my head for some teen private time...god I wish I had pause back then!

Lost Horizon-the 1973 version that killed the Burt Bacharach/Hal David partnership. Sally Kellerman and Liv Ullman singing. Olivia Hussey looking pregnant, then not from one moment to the next!

Playing By Heart-Jon Stewart is an architect, Ryan Phillipe is moody, Angelina Jolie is dramatic, and Dennis Quaid is just weird.

There are two thrillers called The Fan - one with Robert DeNiro and another with Lauren Bacall. They are BOTH campy and fun.

The classic My Chauffeur with naked Sam Jones. (Check out the MARYS! on the parkbench!)

Don't forget the other vital work from the oeuvre of Sir Christopher Atkins: A NIGHT IN HEAVEN!

"Slap Shot is notoriously homophobic."

Well... there's a lot of homophobic language in the movie, all of it delivered by bone-ignorant morons, as a way of showing how tiny and unsophisticated their minds are. If that offends you, the movie is not for you.

I love that movie, though. It looks at the dark side of life in a very hilarious way.

Prelude to a Kiss.

Twister

Robin Hood, Men in Tights

The Money Pit

Wolf

Jaws 2

Ocean's Eleven (the original)

Mary Reilly

Another vote for:

The Village, Somewhere In Time, The 4th Floor, Dante's Peak, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Prelude to a Kiss.

Count me in with r146. It's funny how our definition of a liberal has changed since the 70s/80s. A true liberal, as far as I'm concerned, would have the brains and sophistication to distinguish between films that portray narrow, homophobic characters, and those that (implicitly or explicitly) encourage homophobia to some degree. Slap Shot (and most of the films we are discussing here) belong in the former group; Braveheart belongs in the latter. Libertarians aren't wrong when they say that the left has become more narrow minded - certainly culturally, this is true. I have far more respect for the laissez faire lefties of yore than the so-called liberals of today, who are rightly called out as the "thought police."

Then again, our whole culture was just far more laissez faire then. Everyone is just too damn uptight today about everything. Slap Shot is a great movie with one of Paul Newman's best performances. But Hollywood, and even most of the indie companies, would be too timid to make something like that today.

Reminds me of the commentary for Vacation, where the late Harold Ramis says that, if he made the movie today, he would have never included the East St. Louis scene because it would have been considered "too offensive." Exhibit A why there are so few truly funny comedies these days. That was only one of the funniest scenes in the movie.

Mommie Dearest II. It was worst than the first. I loved it!

Jurassic Park III

Dead Calm

Eyes Wide Shut

Signs

If it hasn't been mentioned yet, I'll go with 'Girls Just Want To Have Fun' with DL 'faves' Sarah Jessica Parker, Helen Hunt and Shannon Dougherty. Also has Lee Montgomery during his 'hunky' period.

It's craptastic. I have the soundtrack on audio cassette somewhere (OY !)

I love cheesy 80's sci fi flicks like:

Night of The Comet

Spacehunter Adventures in the Forbidden Zone

The Ice Pirates

Flash Gordon

This really ghetto movie named "Killjoy" and its sequel "Killjoy 2". I rented both movies without hearing anything about them, and they were both really freaking ghetto and unintentionally hilarious. It was like "It" combined with "Boyz in da hood" or something along those lines. Really pathetically hilarious.

Love, love, -LOVE- NIGHT OF THE COMET, R153! Also NIGHT OF THE CREEPS!

The Legend of Lyla Claire is the worst film ever made. It's so bad it's genius. Kim Novack plays two identical roles. And neither one of them can act. Peter Finch, Coral Browne as a crippled Hedda Hopper, and Ernest Borgnine as the lowest rent tycoon ever cast in a movie. Even his Rolls is crap. And Kim dies in the end. Twice!

It didn't just portray them R149, it celebrated them.

The Postman. I guess it got bad reviews, poor box office, etc. But I really like it, I actually revel in some of the confusion that it engenders.

R153

"Metalstorm:The Destruction Of Jared-Syn"

"Xtro"

"Beastmaster"

Cannon's Albert Pyun's "Captain America"

"The Keep" - Tangerine Dream soundtrack, but soporific.

"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" isn't a bad movie, nor does it aim to be consrquential. Harmless entertaonment, and it's a great time capsule.

"The Last American Virgin" somewhat praised, but what drek.

"The Lonely Lady"

"Vampire In Brooklyn" - shameful.

"Looker" ......with Albert Finney as the 'studly' cosmetic surgery who 'fixes all the girls that are perfect', Susan Dey as a supermodel (HA), beautiful girls who cannot act and James Coburn and Leigh Taylor Young as the 'bad guys' who die stupidly. Also there's the silent Marlboro Hit Man'.

But once again .......it has a really catchy soundtrack !!

She'ss All That

Practical Magic

The Ghost and The Darkness

Somewhere in Time

"The Legend of Lyla Claire is the worst film ever made. It's so bad it's genius. Kim Novack plays two identical roles. And neither one of them can act. Peter Finch, Coral Browne as a crippled Hedda Hopper, and Ernest Borgnine as the lowest rent tycoon ever cast in a movie. Even his Rolls is crap. And Kim dies in the end. Twice!"

This is one of those movies that is so bad you wonder how it ever got made

Has anyone mentioned "Club Paradise" yet?

Varsity Blues

Beastmaster was hot.

Miss Schuster has not weighed in yet, possibly because of some bees.

Bees roast a hornet alive

I Robot.

I loved it for all of the wonderful shots of Will Smith's ass in tight-fiting boxer shorts, naked, and in leather pants. The first 2 minutes of the movie are soft porn featuring Will's ass and body at their absolute peak.

White Squall

r167, I love the Kurt Russell Disney movies. Kurt was a cutie when he was young.

r170, White Squall is a guilty pleasure of mine. It's the ultimate jerkoff movie - so many hot guys.

I loved the Disney live-action comedies as a kid too. When I was growing up in the '70s, our church had a monthly Disney-movie weekend where they showed stuff like [italic]The Monkey's Uncle[/italic] and [italic]The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes.[/italic]

I loved Red Sonja as a kid. I wonder if I could sit through it now.

I never get tired of watching the underrated "Alien Resurrection." Because Jean-Pierre Jeunet's visual style is so whacky, tripped-out and deliriously unpredictable, it gives this movie a uniquely nutty, delirious vibe that the other Alien movies didn't have. Plus, at the time Sigourney Weaver was the hottest-looking 50-year-old dressed in tight leather this bisexual has ever seen. Before or since.

The Amityville Horror (1979)

R8,

I find Speed and Under Siege 2 to be awful due to a very simple plot hole that takes all the suspense out of each.

Below Utopia

Ice-T as an art thief Alyssa Milano as his victim

'nuff said.

The Harlem Globtrotters on Gilligan's Island

Disorderlies

R146, thanks for posting that. Slap Shot is a more a character study than a sports film per se, and also focuses on life in a blue collar environment. It's not a bad movie by any stretch of the imagination. It's a rare sports movie that shows the effect of violence but not in a ham-fisted way.

Plus Swoosie Kurtz is hilarious (the way she looks around and optimistically says 'good crowd!' cracks me up every time) and I love the Hanson brothers. 'I'm listening to the fucking song!'

Plus the editing is fantastic in a very 70s, rhythmic way.

If it already hasn't been mentioned, I'll go with 'The Eyes Of Laura Mars' ........with the Barbra Streisand theme song.

Liquid Sky

Oh R160, I love Looker and its Sue Saad soundtrack!

Bad movies I love to never watch but they are classic bad - Connie Francis showcases, WHERE THE BOYS ARE and FOLLOW THE BOYS.

I agree with R91 - I'll watch any Mystery Science Theater 3000 bad flicks with their good riffs. A particularly bad one that I love is ATTACK OF THE THE EYE CREATURES. The continuity is so bad throughout. The film makers clearly "just didn't care."

I agree R96 - some films are just so bad even the funny riffing doesn't help.

I loved the fact that the MST3K writers had a serious code; any truly classically bad film was off limits. Thus, they never featured PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE or it's ilk.

TERROR OF TINY TOWN is really painful to watch in a mesmerizing train wreck sort of way.

What about something new- like:

Wild Things

Cruel Intentions

The Orphan (THE F'ing BEST!)

Mamma

And not so new:

Eyes of Laura Mars

Orphan is great, R186. I had no interest in seeing it until someone told me the twist at the end, and it was amazing.

I've never seen it stoned, but I have a feeling it would be a real riot.

Also, in the same vein, check out Daddy's Girl with William Katt on Netflix. That's a great bad movie.

Female Trouble.

[quote]I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!

Great John Waters movie from 74.

Two made-for-Showtime ultra-low-budget cheesefests from the early '80s: Saturday the 14th and Prisoners of the Lost Universe.

[italic]Invasion of the Bee Girls,[/italic] '70s scifi schlock starring original [italic]Price Is Right[/italic] model Anitra Ford as a sexy mad scientist:

"The Honeymoon Killers" from 1969.

The Rifftrax guys did riff on PLAN 9, R185. And it was good. They also redid MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE. I've never been able to sit through the steaming pile, though, either on MST3K or Rifftrax. I do have my limits.

The Oscar Monsignor Valley of the Dolls Bittersweet Love Portrait in Black

Yes Dorothy Malone in that film R33...when she rubs up against a tree, heaving bosoms and all.

She-Devil, with Roseanne and Meryl Streep

Disney's The Black Hole. That red robot scared the bejesus out of me when I was little.

I don't think FEMALE TROUBLE qualifies as a bad movie.

Throw Momma From the Train

I found it too misogynist, R198.

I'm watching "The Pacifier" starring Vin Diesel right now. Scott Thompson's cameo as a theatrical director is priceless.

Mamma Mia.

I love Pierce Brosnan and Christine Baranski in this movie.

'Day Of The Aminals' (or really most any 'nature gone amok' movies.

DOTA features such well regarded actors as Lynda Day George, Christopher George, Andrew Stevens and Leslie Nielson.

It's available on YouTube

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

Two Jessica Lange camp-fests: "Hush", with DL Gwyneth Paltrow in a terrible wig, playing against Jessica channelling a tenth rate Tennessee Williams heroine; and "Cousin Bette", a hilariously campy version of the Blazac novel, wiht Jessica imitating Miriam Hopkins.

r204, I love "Hush" - it's hilarious. When I saw it in the theater I was the only person there!

I love "Hush," too-- Jonathan Schaech at his most adorable. Yum.

Coal Miners Daughter

Heathers

All of The Brady Bunch movies, including the spoof remakes in the 90s

It's Pat

Stewart Saves his Family

Super Star!

R208 none of those movies are considered bad.

[quote]All of The Brady Bunch movies, including the spoof remakes in the 90s

What other Brady Bunch movies are there? And, as R210 states, they're not bad movies and have neever been regarded as such (ditto Heathers and Coal Miner's Daughter).

FEMALE TROUBLE is a movie about BEING bad. Learn the difference, motherfucker.

[quote]What other Brady Bunch movies are there?

There are a few made-for-TV Brady Bunch movies. And yes, r208 is a dope.

In the spirit of r208, I'd also like to add

All About Eve.

The Women.

The Apartment.

Plan 9 From Outer space wins this thread.

[quote]the Blazac novel

Oh DEAR

The Magus.

In honor of Doris' 90th (or 92nd), Midnight Lace and Julie...she should NEVER attempt straight-up drama, EVER.

Lost Horizon

Madame X

The Iron Petticoat

Blood Feast

Mahogany

The Wiz

Who's That Girl

Point Break

Road House

She-Devil

Sweet Hostage--a TV movie with Linda Blair and a very cute young Martin Sheen.

Airport '75

The Sentinel

Ben Hur (either one)

Clifford

Weekend at Bernie's

Any of the Deuce Bigelow Male Gigolo movie

Bio Dome

August: Osage County

"Harriet Craig" with Joan Crawford as a compulsive housekeeper is a delight. The manners and morals that people had then.

The Story of O One of the worst movies ever made but I love it.

Valley of the Dolls The Last American Virgin Class of 1984 Flashdance Purple Rain A Summer Place Susan Slade Most Troy Donahue movies Deuce Bigalow Little Darlings Blame it on Rio The Bitch The Stud Bachelor Party Grease 2 Butterfly

Typed that as a list. I don’t know why it posted like that.

R222, R223 Either way, it's too many titles at one time. Bored by the third one....

Just Go With It and Blended, both Adam Sandler *cringe* movies. I think they are dumb but cute.