Did that come out after he died?
Johnny Carson: Wife Beater
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 13, 2018 6:53 AM |
He did it or wore them?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 16, 2014 12:58 PM |
Did it.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 16, 2014 1:17 PM |
Came out when he was alive. During divorce from second wife Joanna (Johanna), I believe...
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 16, 2014 1:18 PM |
He was accused yes, no conviction.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 16, 2014 1:43 PM |
Johnny Carson is alive, idiot OP.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 16, 2014 2:57 PM |
[quote]Johnny Carson is alive, idiot OP.
Wow. You are one fucking idiot moron.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 16, 2014 3:09 PM |
Some wives NEED beatin' ...
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 16, 2014 3:13 PM |
Carson died nine years ago, moron R5.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 16, 2014 3:16 PM |
ALL men beat their wives. At least the ones who loved them.
This pussy-driven society just doesn't understand how real passion and true love play out in the real world of men and women. Women would hit back, too. They'd throw things. Men would knock their wives' teeth out and then get them the best dentures. Women would stab their husbands while they slept, usually with semen still clinging to their satisfied vulvas.
It was LOVE, baby. And you plasticized, precious, inexperienced worm children won't ever get it.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 16, 2014 3:20 PM |
R5 he died in 2005 you are the idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 16, 2014 3:22 PM |
He was also into S&M as his first wife discovered.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 16, 2014 3:31 PM |
He had a lot of demons. The bio of him on American Masters (PBS) was great. He had 3 hot sons, wasn't close to them especially the gay one.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 16, 2014 3:36 PM |
R5...Who is the President?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 16, 2014 5:14 PM |
He allegedly slapped his first wife around in public, at parties etc. He was a mean drunk.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 16, 2014 6:17 PM |
r11, then how did he just publish his memoirs? I just saw it on amazon. You are the idiot, LOL!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 16, 2014 6:56 PM |
That wasn't Johnny Carson who just published his memoirs, it was Kit Carson. He tells all about his experience with the Pony Express. I saw him on the Tonight show on Friday.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 16, 2014 7:01 PM |
R5, R16...Are you smoking crack?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 16, 2014 7:21 PM |
I thought it was Kit Culkin who just published his much anticipated memoirs? He wrote about how he and Michael Jackson would take turns fingerbanging Macauley while watching The Tonight Show.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 16, 2014 7:24 PM |
WHAT??? Johnny Carson DIED??? When did this happen? OMFG!!! I am devastated. He was my hero. He was so funny and distinguished. He brought such charm and integrity to Late Night - not like these low-brow hooligans now.
Seriously. I did not know. I'm despondent. Actually crying now. RIP, Mr. Carson
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 16, 2014 8:58 PM |
I didn't even know that Mr. Carson was married, let alone that he beat his wife.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 16, 2014 9:56 PM |
Now you know Earl.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 16, 2014 10:01 PM |
Oh for heaven's sake, everyone slapped the wife around in days gone by. Have you ever seen Lucy convinced Ricky was going to pop her in the mouth? That was from experience. It was no big. Had to keep the little lady in line ya know.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 16, 2014 11:18 PM |
Making this a bit more serious, what about Carson never acknowledging his black granddaughter? Christopher Carson.
I think he didn't have a problem with blacks professionally, but it freaked him out that his son fucked a BW and got her pregnant.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 16, 2014 11:36 PM |
Cokehead too.
Lots of shit on him. But I'll admit he's one of those celebrities that, no matter how many stories I hear, I will always adore him.
Hey, it's not like he ever pretended to be a saint, or have the self-importance of Oprah. He knew he was lucky as hell and had the easiest fucking gig in world.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 16, 2014 11:48 PM |
[24], are you nuts? Or just unfamiliar with non-homo nups of decades gone by?
Bashing children was widely accepted as "discipline," "spare the rod, etc.". Wife-beating, considerably less so. Even then--'50s, '60s.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 17, 2014 12:13 AM |
R10, you're a delusional cunt.
Carson wives:
Jody
Joanne
Joanna
Alexis
Since most of them married nerdy Johnny for his money and fame, they put up with whatever came with it.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 17, 2014 1:33 AM |
This thread is a mess.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 17, 2014 1:37 AM |
[quote]He knew he was lucky as hell and had the easiest fucking gig in world.
Everything about this sentence is incorrect.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 17, 2014 1:40 AM |
Carson Kressley died?!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 17, 2014 1:42 AM |
Does Ed McMahon know that Johnny is dead?
And how come Johnny never publically acknowledged his son Carson Dally?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 17, 2014 1:46 AM |
You're my kind of guy R32.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 17, 2014 1:49 AM |
Well, would YOU publicly acknowledge Carson Daly?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 17, 2014 1:49 AM |
Second wife is the one he caught renting an apartment for sex with Frank Gifford. His attorney who was with him says when it was clear what he apartment was for, Johnny Carson leaned against the wall and cried. Sobbed even.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 17, 2014 1:50 AM |
Jimmy fucking cunt douche Fallon is hosting The Tonight Show.
The Apocalypse is nigh.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 17, 2014 1:52 AM |
And yet Johnny was a womanizer and cheater himself. He just didn't like it when it happened to him.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 17, 2014 2:02 AM |
Johnny Carson, egg beater.
We had an affair shortly before he died. I'd make him scrambled eggs in the morning, he always wanted to help beat them.
Mrs. Beatty didn't mind, she was off whooping it up with Whoopie.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 17, 2014 2:09 AM |
How they are related Pt. IV.
And lo it was written that Johnny Carson begat Kit Carson, and Kit Carson begat Eartha Kitt, and Eartha Kitt did begat K.I.T.T., and get K.I.T.T. begat The Hoff, and the end of days was upon us.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 17, 2014 2:21 AM |
Like what, r30? Getting $20 mil a year to work two days a week? Are you telling me that's a "grind" of a job?
And no, Carson didn't think it was either. I you ever watched his interview with Barbara Walters - he was always very aware of how lucky he was (professionally, anyway).
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 17, 2014 2:30 AM |
And his sister Carson McCullers who was Carson Carson before she married Donnie McCullers.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 17, 2014 2:34 AM |
Kitty Carlisle has got to be in here somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 17, 2014 2:37 AM |
[quote]Kitty Carlisle has got to be in here somewhere.
She is here. Kitty Carlisle posted the info at R39. She posts at DL every Sunday night.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 17, 2014 2:43 AM |
It was the 2nd wife JOANNE (COPELAND) who claimed that he beat her. The 3rd wife was JOANNA HOLLAND; ALEXIS, his 4th and last. JOANNE COPELAND was also the one who took care of TRUMAN CAPOTE in his last year.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 17, 2014 2:51 AM |
On which wife's sofa dis Truman expire?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 17, 2014 2:59 AM |
Dis Truman?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 17, 2014 3:03 AM |
Dat Truman... did expire.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 17, 2014 3:10 AM |
KElT, darling, Alexis dumps little Johnny when she got sick of him. Even with his $$$, Johnny was old and boring.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 17, 2014 3:16 AM |
KELT darling is well of aware of that fact Anonymous.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 17, 2014 3:24 AM |
[quote]Capote died in Bel Air, Los Angeles, on August 25, 1984, aged 59 from liver cancer.[45] According to the coroner's report, the cause of death was "liver disease complicated by phlebitis and multiple drug intoxication."[46] He died at the home of his old friend Joanne Carson, ex-wife of late-night TV host Johnny Carson, on whose program Capote had been a frequent guest.
... on the sofa.
It was rumored this ex wife was gay and JC was particularly pissed he had to pay his lezbo wife alimony.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 17, 2014 3:34 AM |
Johnny loved lesbians.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 17, 2014 3:36 AM |
No, what was the final straw was that CARSON found out JOANNE (not JOANNA wife #3) was having an affair with FRANK GIFFORD. This was about 1970, 71; was also a consideration in CARSON moving to L.A.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 17, 2014 3:38 AM |
Kelt is RAPIDLY becoming the BRANDON of 2014.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 17, 2014 3:39 AM |
Well 'darling', KELT is the Czech translation for BRANDON, and in Finland it roughly translates into 'the cattle are ill'. Maybe I am BRANDON. Just like re-watching SINGLE WHITE FEMALE but different.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 17, 2014 4:21 AM |
This hysterical threads needs to be revived.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 13, 2018 4:38 AM |
Apparently, Johnny Carson was up for the lead in The Dick Van Dyke Show- it was between him and DVD. I guess they would have called it The Johnny Carson Show if he had won the audition.
I can't really picture him with Mary Tyler Moore though.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 13, 2018 6:24 AM |
He would have been terrible! He could hardly stop himself from laughing at his own jokes on the talkshow.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 13, 2018 6:53 AM |