Max Gail

Can you imagine diving face-first into that enormous muscle ass?

Oh yes, R1. Imagine the musk. I think I just may have to invest in the Barney Miller DVDs now.

Max at the wrap party with his (now deceased) wife Willie Beir. Look at that chest fur!

Matthew Laborteaux (Albert from LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE) is the little boy in the OP's link. I think he grew up to be gay. I bet Max's hot muscle ass gave him mastorbation fodder all through adolescence and beyond.

If he's gay, R4, I'm sure he did dream of that big, furry body. Here's a close-up of that muscle butt.

Max played Jay Mohr's hippie father on "Gary Unmarried." He just turned 69 earlier this month. He is still a hot daddy.

Insanely hot swim relay - Selleck, Aames, Gail, Gregory Harrison and others.

He's 69! What an appropriate number for what I'd've like to have done with him back in the day.

He had a rare lead role as a studly contemporary artist in HEARTBREAKERS with Nick Mancuso.

He's Native American, and he went to Williams College.

He's in that Mike Rowe vein of beefy, hairy, studly and hot. I'd take those guys over the waxed, shaved and carved out of stone types anyday.

now this is a good thread. is matthew really gay?

Knock yourselves out:

I wonder if he's wearing underwear under those shorts in the video. Probably not. Uuuhhhhnnnhh!!!!!

Quit/cut back acting for a while after his wife died to take care of their children.

Tom Sellek was insanely hot in that swimming clip.

What a beautiful absence of body shame.

Last night my partner and I went to a Retro Disco fundraiser, and I was again struck by how sexy the clothing in the '70s was. Fabrics aside, it was a major turn on to see men's chests, butts and bulges front and center again. And it felt great! Not sexualized, really (OK, maybe a little bit) but more than that it was just...freeing.

What the hell happened to that?

It was really a sexual time, the 70s. And Max Gail looked fucking hot in those threads. YUM.

Ugh, Howard Cosell. I forgot how annoying he was.

They didn't even have the courtesy to show me a full body shot of Greg Evigan. How rude!

He is constantly bending over, ass to the camera in that clip. Who directed that thing?

And is that Caroline McWilliams in the clip?

I once had a dream that Max and his "Barney Miller" co-star Ron Glass (at right in the linked photo) had been lovers for a brief time in the 70s and both longed for each other in the present day. I made like Emma Woodhouse and manipulated them into rekindling their romance. Even though it was all a figment of my twisted subconscious, I still get really happy when I think of either of them.

Yes, I think that's Caroline as the wife. Max totally has that late 70s/early 80s gay trucker bareback porn stud look going on in the clip. Even the cinematography has that old gay porn look.

yes dad!

Check out Donna Dixon and Scott Baio checking out his meaty ass @ 0:58 in this clip.

Did the US start to go to hell when Barney Miller (and Max Gail) went off the air?

Somebody watched D.C. Cab on TV today!

R25 No, but I'm kinda wishing I did...

No volume, but Gail from "Barnaby Jones" -

Mr Max look like he forget to bath. You can tell from photo he has B.O.

Yech. Be clean Mr. Max. Chung Ho like clean men. Everyone in North Korea stink like Asians but Chung Ho take bath so he smell like soap

Dammit, that's a MAN!

WHET Matt L.?

[quote]Gail has a twin sister, actress Mary Gail.

She gotta be a hard-looking woman.

r21, I was thinking the same thing. I kept waiting for Jack Wrangler to walk up in back of Max and drag him off to the bushes.

Battle of the Network Stars is so funny. Ladies and gentleman, actors doing sports! It's the battle of the Judys as Judy Norton-Taylor in the middle lane takes on Judy Landers in the near lane...

So funny. It was just an excuse to get the guys in speedos, wasn't it? Loved it.

He and Adam West played lovers on an episode of some sit-com a few years back.

"The Drew Carey Show" was where Gail and West were a couple.

There are a couple of great episodes of Barney Miller where Wojo interacts with gay men.

First we have Marty (small-time criminal) and his "friend" Mr. Driscoll. Mr. Driscoll is having problems with custody issues with his son. Watching Wojo trying to wrap his mind around the idea that a gay man could have a son is quite wonderful. Very 70's.

And then there is Vitelli, the gay cop who is outed by Wojo. Turns out Vitelli has friends in high places and ends up getting promoted instead of getting kicked off the force.

Thanks for posting this, OP. I had done searches for "The Aliens are Coming" miniseries on Youtube before to no avail. The barechested Max scene I believe is only in the miniseries version and not the edited 2-hour TV movie version. Although I could have sworn he had been washing a car in a pair of cut-offs in that scene. Youthful wishful thinking I guess...

LOL R32

Even as a kid, I've always been attracted to middle-aged guys.

I used to watch every ep of Barney Miller, just because I was in love with Wojo. When I was alone, I'd kiss the tv screen lol.

And same for Hogan's Heroes, that Hogan was a damn fine piece of man-meat.

Another 80's hottie. 40 seconds into the intro. Rarely watched the show, but ALWAYS watched the credits !!

Back in the early 1990's, Max Gail played a gay art dealer in the Wild West in the tv movie "Sodbusters". He had the hots for the hot black blacksmith.

Well, based on his first wife it certainly appears he likes the dark meat.

Not wanting to sidetrack the conversation, but speaking of the Barney Miller TV show, is Ron Glass gay? He always plays refined characters, somewhat effete, and the man has never been married.

I always found him very attractive.

I used to beat-off at age 12 thinking about his meaty, manly ass and muscles. I bet he used to fuck Hal Linden with his beercan cock.

Fans of Max will like the 1:00 mark of this clip.

Ron Glass is gay as a goose.

Ron Glass played the "metrosexual" on Barney Miller before the word even existed.

That's all the better, R42

HOT

Now THAT'S something I'd like to see, R44. Linden was a fox too.

Does anyone know what episode of "Barney Miller" has Max barechested?

Eewwww! Gross. All those tight clothes. You can see outlines.

Hal Linden was a very hot man. But Max in those tight polyester pants of Wojo's--WO HO!

R51, there's one episode where Wojo is at home. We see him wearing a robe but it's open and we get a good view of his hairy chest.

The episode dealt with one of Wojo's girlfriends. I'm not sure it's the girlfriend who is a former hooker.

R40, he did a movie sometime in the early 70's where he was nude. You not only saw Mr. Johnson, you saw the the well Baby Jessica fell down in.

There are clips of it, I used to have it before my hard drive died.

Martin Kove clip for R40

R56, that clip was...something.

Whoa. What a waste of Martin Kove's hot nude young body!

These two hunks, max gail and Martin Kove were and still are my male ideals, GOD I used to jerk off to them so many times when young.

And what an ass on Kove! YUM

I guess it's time for my bulge to make an appearance in this thread.

No Fred, it is not time for you.

R62, are you Stepfanie Kramer?

It was clear that Freddie Dryer hated underwear (much like Jon Hamm). Whenever Fred wore jeans, you could clearly tell which side he decided to tuck on for the day.

Lol, check out the loving closeup of Matt Houston's bulge with "Chariots of Fire" playing in the background (at 3:30). There must have been a lot of gay tv directors back in the day.

I blame you guys for rewatching Barney Miller. Loved Jack Soo.

Happy to oblige, R66

LOL what the fuck was that Martin Kove clip?

It is hilarious isn't it, R68? It's from the Warhol/Morrissey film "Women in Revolt". It starred transgender actresses/Warhol staples Candy Darling, Jackie Curtis and Holly Woodlawn (who's in the clip with Martin).

Gawd! The actress in the OP's clip is AWFUL!

Really hot hunks

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This is a great thread. I can remember watching Barney Miller and focusing on Wojo. There are a couple of episodes where its pretty evident he didn't wear underware under those tight double knits. One scene in particular is burned in my memory where you could see the outline of his cock head and all. Ahhh, those were the days

Hot daddies

WHICH EPISODE WAS THAT, R73?????

OP, we owe you, best thread in months, just thinking about Max has put me en heat, I need a Max,now!!!!

Thanks, me too

You're welcome, R76! I need Wojo too!

R75, If I remember correctly it was the episode where Wojo's girlfriend makes the pot laced brownies. Wojo, Harris, Yemana and Fish all eat them.

Ron Glass and Tony Geary were lovers back in the day.

Thanks, R79! Here are some excerpts from that episode. Gawd was he HOT!

Yikes, that gave me a Hardon

Fuck me!

[quote]Ron Glass and Tony Geary were lovers back in the day.

Ewwwwww. Tony was so gross-looking.

Do we think he has a hairy bunghole?

[quote]I used to beat-off at age 12 thinking about his meaty, manly ass and muscles.

I did the same thing!

[quote]I bet he used to fuck Hal Linden with his beercan cock.

OMG—a whole new angle to my Max Gail fantasy.

Max was cute with his hair cropped short, but when he grew it out long (while still thin on top) it was an epic fail and he looked ridiculous. I saw him in a movie the other day - "Where Are the Children?, with Jill Clayburgh - and he was quite awful in it and looked preposterous throughout.

Arrest me, I'm guilty!

[quote]I saw him in a movie the other day - "Where Are the Children?, with Jill Clayburgh - and he was quite awful in it and looked preposterous throughout.

OMG he's in that? I used to LOVE that movie!

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His name should be Max Tail, 'cause he's got a great one!

[quote]Do we think he has a hairy bunghole?

I'd bet my entire bank account on it

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Back in the day, I'd've liked for him to grab hold of me, throw me down on the floor and pin me with his big muscular legs as he kissed me until I could barely breath. Then he'd take his clothes off, rip mine off of me and then...

I like all these posts about Max Gail as I thought I was the only one who wanted to screw him--I had little idea he was so "appreciated" and I wonder if he's seen all these posts. Well, in hopes he does read them here's one more: my fantasy is to take a sturdy fraternity paddle and have at that ass of his until he moans owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww--this would work best with him in a cowboy outfit with the wide open shirt (significant of the wide open guy) or maybe a cop uniform in keeping with the Barney Miller idea. Then after his ample cheeks had been ravaged sufficiently with the lickin stick he'd get greased up and plowed--those asscheeks would provide alot of cushion to the pushin and I'd do my best to squash them flat.....

r93/94/95/97 is the insane JanBot Troll of the Jackson threads. Wow.

R99, and your point is...?

I think I'll Trolldar you and see what you're all about. Oh, and stay mad.

And, love it, R98!

Some people have no taste.

I'd love to "taste" Max.

I was a set extra on Barney Miller back in the 70s. The pay wasn’t much, but it was great exposure. I also took classes at the Lois Nettleton acting school. On Barney, I usually played a juvenile delinquent being brought in by one of the cops. I even got to say a line once on the episode where Wojo dates the ex-hooker. The cast was relatively friendly, if a little too into themselves. Sometimes I’d walk across the soundstage and pretend I was the various characters on the show. I knew that if I stayed positive and made myself available, I’d achieve my dream of becoming one of the Ernie Flatt dancers on Carol Burnett’s show, or maybe even a guest spot on the Love Boat!! One night I was alone on the soundstage after everyone had left, contemplating my future as an actor. I pulled out my flask of vodka and began to drink from it, getting a bit tipsy. I was thinking that I was all alone when suddenly I thought I heard a noise from behind one of the set walls. A rat, perhaps? “Who’s THERE?” I asked, several times. Thinking it was a rat, I went back to my faux soliloquy when suddenly I heard pounding footsteps behind me. Before I could turn around, I was tackled and thrown to the floor. As I struggled in the dark, I tried to see who it was when I felt a furry object fall onto my face. It was a toupee – that is when I realized it was MAX!! “L-l-let go of me, you b-b-b-bastard!” I yelled. But he was too strong for me and his massive hands began to rip my t-shirt into shreds. I pushed his face away when he tried to kiss me, and he slapped me hard across my cheek – several times! I went limp from shock and simply gave up as his meaty, naked body covered mine, and he squeezed me in bear hug as his tongue roughly probed me ear. “Yeah, you make me hot – been noticing you on my set. Tonight you’re auditioning for ME – YOU GOT IT?”. He sounded insane. All this time he had been STALKING me!!! I remember the strong scent of mansweat and Old Spice. My Fruit of the Looms were like cheap pieces of paper in his hands as he ripped them from my firm, but quivering loins. “S-s-s-stop! Please! I don’t want to DO THIS!!” I protested. “SHUT UP, you big queen!” he snarled, punching me in my ribs as he used his knees to roughly force my thighs apart. He violently lifted my legs up over his shoulders. I pushed against his massive hairy chest, but that only seemed to arouse him and make him laugh. Then without warning, I felt his brutal thrust into my mangarden – he-he-he RAPED me!!! Right on the soundstage of Barney Miller!! On and on it went for about five minutes. Drool began to drip from the sides of his mouth into my EYES!! He relentlessly humped me – I thought it would NEVER end. He was so large and heavy, I lost my breath several times, almost passing out. I felt his body quiver, and he moaned loudly as he released his seed INTO ME!! He fell on top of me in a sweaty, hairy heap of manflesh. He lay on top of me for what seemed hours. I only wanted to shower to wash off his scent from my body. Finally, he got up, pulled his pants back on, put his toupee on his head, snickered at my violated body and left.

The next day I went to NBC. ANIMAL!!

^^^Oh...my...

R103, people being raped by Max Gail do not say things like "he humped me." You obviously are a sick fantasist. Stop or we will call the police

I wonder what Max's natural body scent is like.

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[quote] I also took classes at the Lois Nettleton acting school.

I didn't know Lois had an acting school...

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Max Gail, when he played Wojo, should have had his butt paddled, spanked, fucked and generally flattened. I loved that friendly, dumb act combined with an ass that desperately screamed "spank me". Now Max Gail looks like somebody's worst nightmare of their old Aunt Mabel gone awry.

I wonder what his body scent was like back then. I would've gulped his bathwater.

I had such a huge crush on him back then.

Me too, R112. I loved the dumb himbo schtick.

The sensitive side of Max -

Very nice, R114.

And I would definitely still hit it.

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What a hot, masculine man! I saw him often on the Universal lot. He was aggressively flirtacious. Very nice. Never did him and still regret it.

Oh, Daddy!

He's no Gregory Harrisburg

I remember the episode which might have featured either the characters from r36 's post. I'm paraphrasing:

Woj: Didn't you ever think about having sex with a man?

Barney: No.

Woj: Well,...... (just a deer in the headlights reaction)

Woj had obviously thought about it.

[quote]And it felt great! Not sexualized, really (OK, maybe a little bit) but more than that it was just...freeing. What the hell happened to that?

Pussified millennials, that's what. They're terrified of be objectified by someone else in public, so most of them go for a look that is as asexual as possible.

Max's only physical defect was that hair. He finally buzzed it down later in life and he looked so much better as a man with MPB who wasn't trying to hide it anymore. The combover is a dick wilter from the word go.

Max was my kind of lunk.

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Now that you mention it r128, I'm starting to sexualize combovers.

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Sexy as fuck on Barney Miller. So was Hal Linden. A night with the two of them would have been heaven.

Hot story some guy recalls about sucking Max off at a Hollywood hills bear party.

This thread is from 2012. If I could press a button and go back to 2012, but five random people in the world would die, I'd do it.

Wojo!

The way those tight double knit slacks stretched over Gail's amply muscled ass on "Barney Miller" was a joy to behold. I'm pissed that as of Monday Antenna TV replaced the 2 episodes of "Barney Miller" Mon-Fri at 6pm with that crapfest "Growing Pains".

Just look at that thing.

He built up that ass tap dancing.

Never mind, I misread it. Piano player.

He was one of those guys who thought he was built but he was just fat.

I love that one of the few threads from 2012 that is still open is about this big beefy hunk!

I caught him on a couple episodes of Cannon recently. The combover was pretty distracting in both episodes though, you had to keep your eyes on the ass.

I think the first episode he wasn’t even credited, but it’s listed on his IMDB.

He still has the cutest smile. The slight imperfection in his tooth structure makes his smile all the more adorable.

^I agree. And I love that he recently won an Emmy for his wonderful turn as Sonny's Alzheimer's-tricken father on General Hospital.

[quote]The way those tight double knit slacks stretched over Gail's amply muscled ass on "Barney Miller" was a joy to behold. I'm pissed that as of Monday Antenna TV replaced the 2 episodes of "Barney Miller" Mon-Fri at 6pm with that crapfest "Growing Pains".

Ugh, that pissed me off too. His ass was like the seventh wonder.

I think watching Max Gail in "Barney Miller" as a kid single-handedly turned me into an ass lover!

And that gun strapped on his side on Barney Miller made that ass that much hotter. Such power, physically and figuratively.

I believe that story at R134.

Max Gail must be pretty old now--well into his 70s.

He was so great at playing big dumb lunks that it's impressive he went to Williams College.

He liked black snatch. His two wives were black and his kids are mixed. Only a black woman (or man) could likely handle what’s going on in those pants.

I’m sorry to bring up this thread again that is years old, I hope it won’t annoy anyone. I searched for Max Gail online and this page came up. I’m 36 and born in Barcelona, so I did not grow up with the show "Barney Miller". It’s only been for the past few months that I’ve learned of the show, and started watching the reruns. Now I’m in hell. I can’t take my eyes off of Max/Wojo every time he's on the screen. I don’t care about the other characters, I only look for him. I’ve never been caught up on an impossible crush on an actor before. This is a first for me, and I’m having a very rough time with it. I want that stud so badly it hurts. He was so beautiful… gorgeous masculine face, perfectly round big muscular ass, bulging muscles everywhere on his massive glorious body. The outline of his cock so often in plain view under those skin tight trousers… Sometimes I stare at this still I have from one of the episodes, where his cock is freely hanging down his pant leg along his inner thigh, and it is so well defined that you can make out its length, girth, shape... I get lost in it. I can’t stop fantasizing about kissing him till he begs for air, sucking him off, and burying my face deep in his ass. Visualizing in my mind what it’d be like to fuck him, and being fucked by him. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve beat-off to him until I’m raw. I know he’s an older man now, but it doesn’t seem to matter. I can’t explain it. I’ve never had this kind of obsession before, much less with someone so completely unattainable. It helps to read the comments from other guys lusting and fantasizing about him, I have so many detailed and depraved fantasies of my own. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest. If anyone should reply to this, please don’t mock me. I’m already in enough pain as it is.

When "Barney Miller" was on primetime TV, I was in junior high and even then, Max Gail got my attention.

R1: God! Sex-on-a-stick, back in the day.

If I squint my eyes, he somewhat reminds me of Jack Nicholson.

However...

Who the fuck I’d resurrecting threads from. 2012?

I love Barney Miller, one of my favorite sitcoms from the 1970s. I thought Max Gail (Wojo) was sexy, but Ron Glass (Harris) was the one that I was the most attracted to. I had a crush on Glass that lasted for a long time (was heartbroken when he died in 2016).

R151 This is one of my favorite threads in all of DL. Who cares if it's an old one?

I got a hard on just reading some of the things your wrote about Max. Sounds like you have it bad, but Gail on Barney Miller certainly warrants the lust

[quote] Sometimes I stare at this still I have from one of the episodes, where his cock is freely hanging down his pant leg along his inner thigh, and it is so well defined that you can make out its length, girth, shape... I get lost in it

Which episode is this????

For the record OP, he wasn't wearing short shorts. He was wearing shorts, just as everyone did.

The one in his head, Rose/R158!

R159, on somebody else they may have been “shorts,” but on him, with those thick thighs, they were indeed short shorts.

Max was on an episode of The Cool Kids a couple of years ago.

[quote]but Ron Glass (Harris) was the one that I was the most attracted to. I had a crush on Glass that lasted for a long time (was heartbroken when he died in 2016).

I dated his brother, you know.

A couple of the dozens of caps I made of Max in "Barney Miller"...

Another...

And last...

^Please post them all!

He was definitely jackoff material for me, back in the day.

Loved Wojohowitz. He was so human. Insecure, overconfident, sweaty,

It was from an episode that I think was called "Inquisition" R158. About half way through, Wojo goes into Barney’s office to talk for a while. Then he goes to leave but turns around instead… fuck me!

I’ll see if I can upload the photo. I’m new here and I’m still learning my way around.

Those pics are smoking hot Tenlein. I've got a bunch too. His ass is hypnotic to me

Wojo was in a lot of my fantasies growing up. I loved the way his pecs filled out those polyester shirts. He was my idea of the ideal man. Big, furry and muscular.

Post all of your Wojo pics fellas!

OK, here are all the caps I made from Barney Miller...

^BLESS YOU!

Nice! Thanks r173

It's also partly how the pants' pattern is cut. In the 70s, men's pants were cut to show and/or emphasize as much as possible, both front and back. We reveled in male sexuality back in the 70s.

There is an unfortunate thread going on about how awful the 70s were. For gay men that decade had its charms, trust me.

Thanks R173 !! Fuck was he hot!!!

I know what I'm going to be doing tonight thanks to all those screen caps of Wojo. If anyone has any more pics of this hunk please keep 'em coming!

I even loved him in the '80s with the longer hair in back and the handle bar moustache. He looked like a COLT Magazine model.

Was he Polish like the character he played?

What origin is the surname Gail?

I totally agree R178 Different look from Barney Miller, but still smoking hot.

I remember reading in some interview that his family came from Ireland R179 .Both sets of grandparents if I remember correctly.

Not the greatest quality upload, but here is my favorite VPL cap of Max. Gaawd… I’d had given anything to be able to lick it, suck it, taste him.

Thanks for sharing R173 Those pics are the stuff wet dreams are made of!!. I’ll get my screen caps organized in an album too and share the link.

Not from Barney Miller, but still very hot shirtless pics of Max Gail. Did someone say he was fat??

One last screen cap of his furry bare chest. From an episode of "The Streets of San Francisco"

I bet he walked into auditions and just took his clothes off.

"When can you start?"

Good GAWD, R183, where is THAT from? It should be a crime to be that hot.

This thread just keeps getting better and better, and it was already a great one.

That shot of Gail with the belt buckle nearly did me in R183. Where is it from?

Quality sux, but the body is BANGIN'.

It's from a 1978 movie called "Like mom, like me", and he plays the part of a sheriff, R186 / R187. It's on youtube if you want to watch it (link below)

The movie itself is not all that great, and I mostly fast forwarding to his scenes. But Max Gail is hot as hell in it.

THE scene is just after the 1 hr 7 minute mark. WOOF!

I was going through puberty when Barney Miller was on and to this day I remember staring at his big juicy butt.

He has a nude scene in the movie he shot like in the 70s then I’ll be goddamned if I can find it on the net. And I know I downloaded it but I don’t know where it would be. He’s buck ass naked jumping up and down on the couch with this woman is sitting.

Don't toy with my emotions R192., I'd pay a small fortune to see that hot beefy hunk of a MAN fully naked in his prime

r189 If you're going to post a picture of Linda Lavin on DL, you are required to include a TRIGGER WARNING!

Thank you to all who have posted pics and video. An EXTRA BIG Thank you to you, R173!!!!

LOL!! I thought that myself after I posted the link R194 . All the hot material the had to choose from for the video’s thumbnail ,and they had to go with THAT.

Love it when he walks into the bedroom and just rips his shirt off. And that muscle ass in those tight fitting pants rival anything seen in Barney Miller.

Thanks R189 (JD)! You made my day!

Swoon-worthy!

[quote] He has a nude scene in the movie he shot like in the 70s then I’ll be goddamned if I can find it on the net. And I know I downloaded it but I don’t know where it would be. He’s buck ass naked jumping up and down on the couch with this woman is sitting.

Do you remember the plot at least? It should be easy to deduce what it is from his IMDB list of credits from the ‘70s.

At R189, there’s a scene just after the 1 hour 2 min mark where he walks around to LL on his knees and you get a lovely shot of that ass in tight, light-colored pants. I hope somebody got to eat it in its prime.

You’re welcome R197. I love how the movie view count went up by over 200 views is less than 24 hours after we posted the link here. Imagine Max walking up to you back then, and tearing off this shirt in one move like that in front of you? I’d have him buck naked and bent over in 10 seconds or less.

I know the one R200. It’s going in my screen cap album I’m working on. If men back in the 70's were as sexual as what I’m reading here, there would have been guys lining up around the Universal parking lot and back waiting to eat his hot muscular ass. And I hope he didn’t shave it.

Can you imagine spreading those rock-hard ass cheeks apart and sticking your tongue in there?

Indeed, R202. All this Max Gail ass talk is making me rather horny.

[quote] I know the one [R200]. It’s going in my screen cap album I’m working on. If men back in the 70's were as sexual as what I’m reading here, there would have been guys lining up around the Universal parking lot and back waiting to eat his hot muscular ass. And I hope he didn’t shave it.

Awesome! Can’t wait to see them.

And I’d be one of those men.

[quote] I love how the movie view count went up by over 200 views is less than 24 hours after we posted the link here.

That’s great!

[quote] Imagine Max walking up to you back then, and tearing off this shirt in one move like that in front of you? I’d have him buck naked and bent over in 10 seconds or less.

I’d bend him or bend for him, whatever he wanted.

Dammit! I am so horny for Max right now! To whoever restarted this thread: BLESS YOU!!!!!

[quote] Can you imagine spreading those rock-hard ass cheeks apart and sticking your tongue in there?

Been imagining that 10 times before coffee every morning, R202

[quote] I’d bend him or bend for him, whatever he wanted.

Hear, hear! I would let him do whatever he wanted, as long as he'd agree to fuck. But can you imagine how mind blowing it would be to feel the tightness of his ass squeezing your dick...

Well, I can see that my dick and my right hand are not going to get a break today

Caught the episode where all the detectives had to wear their blues for a day. Max filled out that blue serge quite nicely. There's just SOMEthing about a man in uniform. Or out of it for that matter.

Another episode, about a man with a cache of weapons in his apartment: At one point Wojo walks in with a bazooka/grenade launcher hanging from his shoulder. Nothing sexual about it at all. Nope, not a bit, none.😉

I'm loving the hardcore tone that some of these comments about Max are taking....

[quote] Dammit! I am so horny for Max right now! To whoever restarted this thread: BLESS YOU!!!!!

I started and restarted it. It’s definitely my pleasure!

[quote] I’d bend him or bend for him, whatever he wanted. Hear, hear! I would let him do whatever he wanted, as long as he'd agree to fuck. But can you imagine how mind blowing it would be to feel the tightness of his ass squeezing your dick...

He'd be on top. Watching him do the pounding and feeling him thrusting in and out would be sooooooo satisfying

I remember being a kid and stuck having to watch other siblings' shows (One set for the younguns, my parents motto) The only show worth watching was Barney Miller. Barney was cute to me (his laugh at the opening credits, so hot!) and of course followed by Max Gail, who never failed to cause--stirrings.

Hal Linden was a handsome guy too. He’d bottom for Max for sure.

Hal Linden was a handsome man, but there was something feral and primal about Max Gail's looks that deeply turned me on. Somehow I can't picture Max as a bottom.

I could never see Max bottoming either. He is the epitome of manliness.

All who’ve rubbed one out to max in the last seven days say “I!”

"I" more than once. Did you? R217

Even in middle age he was hot, and the ass was still on point.

I watched reruns of Barney Miller on Nick at Nite when I was 12 or 13, and being hypnotized by Wojo’s ass. Nice to know I’m in good company.

[quote] All who’ve rubbed one out to max in the last seven days say “I!”

Me. With all the new photos, videos and explicit sex talk about Max I kept getting one hard on after another.

[quote] Me. With all the new photos, videos and explicit sex talk about Max I kept getting one hard on after another.

Join the club!

We almost tuned DL into Pornhub thanks to Max Gail

[quote] All who’ve rubbed one out to max in the last seven days say “I!”

Damn near every day and twice of sundays R217

He’s officially a DL favorite.

Yes daddy.

Can't imagine how he wouldn't be R225. I mean, just look at him...

^Gadzooks!

Just for fun

Short Barney Miller outtake with Max pranking the cast

I worked with a guy who looked like Max's twin. I'm sure you all would have loved him.

That picture at r226!

Lol R229!

[quote] I worked with a guy who looked like Max's twin. I'm sure you all would have loved him.

Lucky you!

Thinking of a flip-fuck session with Max in his prime is getting my dick hard. That still shot at the beginning of this thread makes me want to tap his ass, and then his nice thighs banging my ass.

[quote] Short Barney Miller outtake with Max pranking the cast

Never thought I'd be envious of a rubber chicken for being pressed up against Max's cock.

Oh yes R234... but first I'd make him lay down on his stomach and I'd drill his ass with my tongue for all it's worth. After I'm done eating him out, he could ravish my ass all he wanted with his massive beer can cock

For all the Max Gail ass eating crowd, (me included), I found this shot of Wojo laying face down good for fantasy fodder. Imagine coming home and find that on your bed

^Yes, that’s the episode where they all had to quarantine at the station. When they turn in for the night, Wojo goes face down on his cot. 😋

That ass looks mighty tempting R237. If I found him like that, it would be a long time before he could sit down good again 😈

Back in his 70’s/80’s prime, I would have bottomed for Max anytime. He could flipped me however he wanted and slide every inch of his dick inside my ass up to his balls. Then I’d want for him to start plowing me hard and fast as his balls slap my asscheeks. That would send me over the edge quickly. He could cum anywhere he wanted.

^HOT!

Indeed R240... I'm so glad I came upon this thread. I hope OP doesn't mind the sexually explicit stuff we've been writing about.

Turned me gay watching Barney Miller

Lol me too R243.

I wonder how many growing boys were single handedly turned gay by Max Gail playing Wojo on Barney Miller

I looked so like that kid in OP's clip in the 70s...it gave me a shock.

Reminds me of Lou Zivkovitch

Same seventies sex appeal

Scruff is pretty good; their searches are much better than Grindr's and it doesn't seem plagued with people trying to scam you. I've certainly never been messaged on there by someone claiming to be a US military guy or all the other crap you get on Grindr. I also like that can filter not only on the types of men you're into, but what others are into. Gets rid of the trans and their chasers. No objection to them living their lives but get them off an app made for men looking for sex with men.

did you find Max Gail on SCRUFF?

I'm so happy we have this thread. When I was a kid, I thought he was so sexy on TV but wondered why no one else thought he was a sex symbol.

Happy to see others did too

R249 - yes.

He told me all about how DL has gone a bit ker-razy today and threads keep appearing in the wrong place.

[quote]Indeed [R240]... I'm so glad I came upon this thread. I hope OP doesn't mind the sexually explicit stuff we've been writing about.

Not at all! Keep it up. I'm actually in the middle of writing a short story about him. It gets very explicit.

I hope he gets to explore his latent bottom side in your story

Not a bad looking man for 75 (now 77).

He won a much deserved Emmy last year for his role on GH.

Showing his house.

70s and 80s Max could have rode me raw any time!

He did DC Cab for Joel Schumacher. Wonder if Joel got a taste of Max's mega meat for the casting couch?

Was Joel into big, beefy Colt Model-type guys, or blonde twinks?

[quote] Not at all! Keep it up. I'm actually in the middle of writing a short story about him. It gets very explicit.

Awesome! Thanks OP. And I can't wait to read that story!

he's still pretty hot

is he the sole survivor of the cast of Barny Miller?

[quote] I'm so happy we have this thread. When I was a kid, I thought he was so sexy on TV but wondered why no one else thought he was a sex symbol. Happy to see others did too

You are hardly alone R250. There's enough lust going around for primetime Maxxx on this thread alone to combust the server.

r261 Gregory Sierra and Linda Lavin are still with us.

Hal Linden too. He's 90

^ Also, Barney fucking Miller.

I would love to read a hardcore tale about Manhattan’s 12th Precinct Sgt. Wojciehowicz being seduced and finally persuaded to try having sex with a man. Breaking him in would have been so hot...

I agree

I always got Hal Linden and Judd Hirsch confused

Hal was more gentlemanly

There’s an episode where Wojo has to transport some criminal to another state, but he’s apprehensive because he’s afraid to fly. Harris gives him the salacious Erica Jong book “Fear of Flying” to take his mind off of his fear and put his mind on the sex in the book. Something about that plot line was so hot to me. Harris and Wojo did sort of have a bit of chemistry going, with Wojo always nagging Harris about his metrosexuality and Harris goading Wojo for being an undignified oaf. If Wojo would’ve boned any of them, it would’ve definitely been Harris, who was always sort of suspect to me anyway.

[quote] Not at all! Keep it up. I'm actually in the middle of writing a short story about him. It gets very explicit.

So looking forward to that OP!

[quote] I would love to read a hardcore tale about Manhattan’s 12th Precinct Sgt. Wojciehowicz being seduced and finally persuaded to try having sex with a man. Breaking him in would have been so hot...

Oh yes! That would be prime jackoff material too. To any fantasy writers out there.. hint, hint

I just re-read all the comments from the past 2 weeks...

I wonder what Max Gail would think if he read all the posts here from a bunch of guys that want to screw his brains out 😂

r272 ..... or vicey versy

Good Lord, now I've seen it all. Resurrecting a thread started eight years ago...about Max Gail?

Why not?

Of course Ron Glass (Harris) was gay in real life, and probably did want to bone Wojo/Max.

DIdn't know that

Love that body type. Reminds me of Elaine on Seinfeld saying the female body was a work of art, but the male body was utilitarian, like a Jeep.

Someone should do a study to determine just how many gay men TV images of Max Gail pulled out of the closet.

HOT!

Yes Ron Glass was gay and for a time was dating Anthony Geary aka Luke of Luke and Laura

[quote]I wonder what Max Gail would think if he read all the posts here from a bunch of guys that want to screw his brains out 😂

If the story at R134 has any validity, I don't think he'd mind.

Max likes chocolate, so if he goes the gay way, I think black men would definitely be on the menu.

Max Gail fucked me in the ass on Christmas morning!

taht would be my dream

^Can u walk?

[quote] Max Gail fucked me in the ass on Christmas morning!

That would be the best Christmas present ever. I'll start writing my letter to Santa.

For all of you Max Gail enthusiasts:

The Aliens Are Coming (1980)

I’ve watched it on YouTube before. I love when he’s possessed and his eyes turn day-glo green.

Is that when he initiates anal penetration?

I was about 9 the first time I saw Max Gail in Barney Miller. I remember Wojo made me feel "funny". I was drawn to him in a very powerful way, and I couldn't take my eyes off of his body, but I didn't know why or what to do with it. As time went by I figured out what I wanted to do with it lol.

I know the scene R289. I also like to watch his balls giggle inside those loose fitting pajama pants as he approaches the refrigerator

I just watched the jiggling balls scene. Hot indeed.

^ I meant "jiggle", not "giggle"... My blood supply was not entirely in my brain when I typed that 😅

I want him in me, QUITE deeply.

I hear you R295. That's be the best way to start your morning right. With Max's cock DEEP inside bareback, and shooting loads of hot cum up your ass.

A morning where Max rides me and shoots deep inside of me....and after a few quiet minutes, he gets rock hard again and keeps going, wanting more.....

Several lovely tidbits I didn't know in here, especially at the end

That he played a gay man on Drew Carey

and that apparently, he was in something with noted DL cunt Linda Lavin where he was shirtless....and some fledgling queen DROPPED HER PIZZA when they saw this scene!

FUN!

R298, the Linda Lavin movie is discussed and posted upthread. Also a couple a screenshots of Max shirtless are upthread.

Half of the Eldergay couple - with the late Adam West - on Drew Carey.

Has anyone seen this?

D A D D Y!

Does Max know that he makes some gay men moister than a snack cake?

[quote] I hear you [R295]. That's be the best way to start your morning right. With Max's cock DEEP inside bareback, and shooting loads of hot cum up your ass.

Getting woken up in the morning by Max pushing his thick hard cock inside my ass... I'd surrender about a year's salary to be able to experience that just once.

[quote] Does Max know that he makes some gay men moister than a snack cake?

Let’s send him out some psychic vibes! Maybe he’ll be sitting around somewhere and get a sudden, mysterious hard-on and think...hmmm? Wonder what that’s all about?

maybe his hole even quivers

I wouldn't mind doing an investigation R306, even now.

Does anyone know of any more movies or tv series Max did during the 70's and 80's that show him shirtless or otherwise unclothed ?

For a man with such a smoking hot body he wasn't undress on camera nearly enough.

I want Max to look me in the eye and call out my name as he gushes his big load inside me.

^I concur!

He looks good in the opening credits.

MAXWELL GAIL, bitches!

he's the man

The name Gail is too femmy for me.

As it should have been for him.

Hard pass.

He was no Martin Kove. The film Women in Revolt has Martin's everything, front and back, on full display. Goggle it!

I never thought he was the least bit hot, but I the fact that the dumb guy from Barney Miller was an under-the-radar sex symbol for 70's gays is kinda cool. Who knew?

He's just not my type, but I do see the appeal...it just never would have occurred to me. Good for you, Max!

[quote] He looks good in the opening credits.

I also love him in the opening credits for the last 3 seasons. He was a little bit older and became even more manly looking.

I would've loved to clear all the junk with one swat of the hand, and do him right there on Wojo's desk.

He was really big and muscular in seasons 1-3 but then he leaned out a little. That ass never left, though.

Oh please, R314. Marty with his teeny little peen would have easily bottomed for manly Max.

All the good points of Ed Asner, but hotter, younger and less fat.

I love the episode of Quantum Leap called “Liberation” where Sam leaps into the body of a 1960s feminist. Max plays the feminist’s chauvinistic husband who can’t stand that his wife spends more time protesting than she does keeping house. They almost split up, but in the end she stays with him and Max and Scott Bakula share a kiss before Sam leaps into his next body.

[quote] I would love to read a hardcore tale about Manhattan’s 12th Precinct Sgt. Wojciehowicz being seduced and finally persuaded to try having sex with a man. Breaking him in would have been so hot…

I'll take a shot at it once I finish my screen cap album R266 (unless someone else wants to take it). I have some ideas, and I’ll try to make it as hot and sexually graphic as possible.

That pic from the swim relay R297… good lord!

Scott and Max kiss?

I just came.

Mmm hmm

[quote] I also love him in the opening credits for the last 3 seasons. He was a little bit older and became even more manly looking.

The way those biceps stretch his sleeves when he picks up his baseball... hmmmm....

The into for seasons 4 - 5 also gets me seriously hot and bothered. He gives that wide smile, and those long dimple in his cheeks along with that chin cleft kill me every time.

Awesome R321 (JD)! Can't wait to read it, and have a good whacking off session to Wojo.

Same goes for OP's story!

R318 Nice bulge in that picture!

Max was packing front and back. And he didn't seem to have much use for underwear.

Why did posts R297 and R298 disappear?

^ They're still showing in my computer R328. Could you have muted them by accident?

R329 Not that I know of.

I think he’s a hot grampa

[quote]Max was packing front and back. And he didn't seem to have much use for underwear.

I would've killed to be the person who dressed him for Barney Miller.

[quote]I think he’s a hot grampa

Indeed. Bulge and thighs are still intact...

R333 Is that his daughter?

I think that is his daughter India.

R335 She looks like her mother.

she does

Look at his hands....they are huge

EVERYTHING is huge.

I was going to comment on that bulge and spread apart thighs on that pic R333... but with his daughter staring at me from the background, I just couldn't do it ...

Lol. Growing up with such hot man for a father I bet she’s heard it all before R340.

I just want to sit in his lap.

[quote] I would've killed to be the person who dressed him for Barney Miller

Me too R332. After he changed clothes and went home, I would have been sniffing the crotch of his Barney Miller pants like it had medicinal properties.

Excellently put, R343. The ass area, too.

Yum.

I went out on a date and the only thing we had in common was both of us had a crush on Max Gail.

happy times

He’s on Facebook. Somebody go on his page and tell him that we are all in love with him!

My wish would be that my next date would LOOK like Max Gail R346. Somewhere out there, there have to be look alikes!

I have to admit, I miss it here when this thread goes quiet over the weekends.

I think I have become addicted to Maxxx and to talking about him with all of you who love him too.

^Awww. We have our own Max Gail fan club.

Max Gail knows how to press all my buttons, specially in the role of Wojo. Not only he was insanely hot and masculine, but he could also be very vulnerable, which makes me want him even more.

I agree, the dumbness was a plus

I'm almost always 100 percent about the cock but photos of Max's beefy ass and tight pants made me want to eat his hairy hole for hours.

I can never get tired of the thumbnail at OP. Max Gail manages to be bald, not covering it up at all, and still sexy.

He’s the type of man who isn’t even aware of just how hot he is. You can tell in this video. When the reporter opens by mentioning his looks, he turns to look over his shoulder as if to say, “Who, me?”

There should have been a buddy cop movie with Max and Elias Koteas as partners. Or brothers.

[quote] He’s the type of man who isn’t even aware of just how hot he is.

I agree. And to me that makes him even more desirable...

^Agreed. There’s nothing more of a turnoff than a hot guy who obviously knows he’s hot.

I feel the same way about Max R352. He could combine raw masculinity with disarming little boy charm like no one else.

I’ve seen him do other roles and even some interviews where he displays some of the same qualities. I think it’s his actual personality bleeding through.

R360 I've felt that about Chris Meloni.

Not in every role, but a lot - and for me, that mixture of gruff masculinity with boyish vulnerability is irresistible.

I could make love to his ass all day long. And all these posts about tongue-fucking his asshole are making my dick start to throb

I've never even a tiny bit thought about spanking before, but Max's thick thighs and big hands ALMOST make me want him to put me over his lap and slap my ass once or twice.....before he starts fingering my hole.

That chest!

These are some hot fantasies!

He is yummy with a capital Y.

[quote] Max's thick thighs and big hands ALMOST make me want him to put me over his lap and slap my ass once or twice.....before he starts fingering my hole.

Which makes me think... It’d be so hot to have Max slap my ass with his hard cock, then rub the tip up and down my crack a few times before he pushes it fully inside my waiting asshole... as I moan like crazy...

Max can pick me up and impale me on his cock as he stomps around the room....

Damn! Max looks so HANDSOME in that photo R367! Sigh...

Pity about the rug, though. I think they insisted he wear it.

Max's first wife was Black, her name was Willie Beir.

They were married from 1983–1986, the year she died of cancer. They have one child, India.

Max's second wife was Nan Harris, they divorced in 2000. They had two children, Maxwell and Grace.

Since 2007, Max has been in a relationship with someone named Chris Kaul, not sure if it's a man or a woman

That lady is the white dress is Chris Kaul R372. They've been engaged for 11 years according to his Facebook page.

[quote] They've been engaged for 11 years according to his Facebook page.

Engaged for 11 years. Hard to pull the trigger sometimes.

Some more chest fur for you R364 and R318. One of the only times Wojo ever showed any skin

And another one. Look at how his pecs are straining the fabric on his shirt. That front button is about to pop.

Lol R374

[quote]That lady is the white dress is Chris Kaul [R372]. They've been engaged for 11 years according to his Facebook page.

How did I miss that? My glasses were fogged due to my mask! LOL

That photo came up when I Googled Nan Harris and Max Gail.

This gets more interesting....

Adam Rodriguez is married to one of Max's daughters, Grace. She's biracial, which means Max's second wife was also Black. Grace's mother is a director named Nan Harris.

R378 - Wow, I'd never heard of Adam Rodriguez - he sure is beautiful!

Yes, his second wife Nan Harris was black. She's the lady in this video where Max is showing his house back in 1992. She was pregnant at a time (I believe with Grace).

There is also another youtube video where Max says he had another daughter with a girlfriend back when he was starting out, which they gave up for adoption. He went looking for her later in his life and has since been reunited with her.

Max committed to chocolate. He only engages vanilla.

My 59 y/o still-sweeet-pink ‘coin slot’ tastes like bubblegum ice cream. I wonder if Max will be interested?

Or he was done with marriage altogether

You must be very flexible to've made that discovery R382

R375, R376 What a magnificent stud. A night with him would have been heaven.

he's almost hotter now

I just saw the episode you were talking about R209!.

Seeing Wojo carrying that grenade launcher (so symbolic of "big dick") made me tingly in my most special place.

Drooling over a guy who was hot, what, about 40 years ago?

I also cannot believe the poster who had no idea who Adam Rodriguez was.

What's the average DL age these days, 70-80?

i am fifty and I have no idea

Who gives a shit how long ago it was R388?

Some of us have very fond memories of growing up with Max Gail on our tv's and awakening to our sexuality with him. I'll always be in love with him.

Incidentally, I'm 52.

incidentally I'm forty-three

I’m 44 and would still sleep with Max now despite the fact that he’s old enough to be my father.

This makes me curious as to what the average age of the posters on this thread is. I wonder if younger men can "appreciate" him at least for who he was in his prime, or is it older guys like me who grew up lusting after Max when the show first run that talk about him and still want him.

As I said above, I’m 52.

63 here

I'll be older than Max soon

I’m 36 R393. I didn’t know who Max Gail was up until a few months ago. I grew up in Europe where Barney Miller didn’t air. I started watching the show by shear coincidence recently (see post R151), and Max Gail in the era of Wojo quickly became the epitome of hot for me, and the embodiment of my ideal man.

Beautiful looks and raw masculinity like his are timeless.

Very well said JD (R396). I read your introduction post and liked it a lot. I could very much relate.

I'm 46. Didn't see the original Barney Miller airings but watch the first reruns. I knew there something different about me when I realized how much I wanted to explore Wojo's ass with my lips

Me too R398. I was also fixated with his cock. I always imagined he'd had a nice thick one.

As a teen, I wanted to kneel in front of him and suck it until he had no more cum left for me to swallow.

I'd still love to do that. I'm 54.

Something tells me that Max could be kinky when he wanted to be.

I bet his old cock tastes pretty good

[quote] Something tells me that Max could be kinky when he wanted to be.

Hmmm... kinky Max.. that turns me on. I would've loved to watch him fuck while he didn't know I was watching. I wonder that nasty things he liked to do during sex.

Back in his prime, he would had looked so hot as a dom, wearing a pair of tight black leather pants and a leather and chain chest harness. Woof!

When I click onto DL and see that I have some posts to view in this thread, I smile. I then have to decide whether to read them first, or keep them to the end, in exquisite anticipation( and the hopes of a few more posts popping in)

Do you feel that someone of Max's acquaintance has mentioned this thread to him? If so, I hope he sees it as a compliment.

He seems like a nice enough guy

I do the same thing R404!

[quote] Back in his prime, he would had looked so hot as a dom, wearing a pair of tight black leather pants and a leather and chain chest harness. Woof!

I totally agree!

Same here R404, I thought it was just me!

Max seems fairly active in social media and gave me the impression by reading some of his FB that he spends a fair amount of time on the internet. If he ever googles himself, this thread will probably come up. That's how I found it.

He also seems open minded, so if he does read this, I hope he will get good chuckle and realize just how special, beloved and desired he is.

And if he reads my Wojo story when I finish it, I hope to make him blush...

I also do the same thing when I see new posts in this thread R404, R406 and R407. Ever since OP restated it a couple of moths ago, the intensity of some of the comments have reignited my lust for Max. I'm feeling about him now almost like I did when I was a teenager. I just also bought myself the entire Barney Miller DVD set.

[quote] Back in his prime, he would had looked so hot as a dom, wearing a pair of tight black leather pants and a leather and chain chest harness. Woof!

Gaawd yes! Whip and cuffs too! That masculine face and that big, muscular, furry body clad in leather and chain.. I just came!

[quote] And if he reads my Wojo story when I finish it, I hope to make him blush...

Can't wait JD! Will you still be posting the photo album?

Lol! Poor Max. If he would've run into our bunch in his glory days, he would've been torn apart and had for breakfast!

Yes R408, I'm still working on the screen cap album. It's a slow go because of the amount of material I'm looking thought, and I have several hard deadlines at work coming up. But if you guys are still interested I'll post it as soon as I'm done.

[quote] Lol! Poor Max. If he would've run into our bunch in his glory days, he would've been torn apart and had for breakfast!

.... and lunch, ... and dinner..., and the next day, it would start all over again.

Thank you JD r410! Maybe you could skip meals though? Just until it’s done...

Does Max do those autograph shows? If he does, let’s get a bunch of us together and go! I have nothing else to do, it might be fun.

He has done autograph shows...

Feast your eyes on this clip from the 1985 TV movie The Other Lover. Max in all his half-naked glory emerging from the water and being scooped up by Jack Scalia. The pornstace! The bod! The ass! The Speedo!

Only on DL would Max Gail get a years long thread of over 400 posts and Jack Scalia be left unnoticed. And I'm all for Max! Glad to see the thread revival.

Btw, Barbara Barrie is still with us, very much alive and starring on Broadway a couple of seasons ago in a play called Significant Other.

R414, that's amazing

She introduces herself as Barbara Harnick, r415.

[quote] Thank you JD [R410]! Maybe you could skip meals though? Just until it’s done...

LOL! I might just do that R401. Max Gail would probably feed me more anyway.

Thanks R414! I hadn't checked out that movie yet. I made out with a copy, not easy to find.

Quality is not great, but here is a freeze frame of that ass without the subtitles over it. Wouldn't you just want to pull that speedo down and off of him with your teeth?

[quote] Wouldn't you just want to pull that speedo down and off of him with your teeth?

Y-E-S!

that is a PHAT ass

Just so there's no confusion, Barbara Barrie (Harnick) is the widow of Jay Harnick, not his brother Sheldon who wrote Fiddler on the Roof. Jay Harnick did something in NY musical theatre but I can't remember what.

HOT!

Yes then, yes now, yes forevermore.

Yes then, yes now, yes forevermore.

Good lord R419 I almost stopped breathing! How can one man be so perfect!! I’ve never seen Max’s ass so close to being naked and it is everything I expected and more. If I would have been in that movie set, all the security in the world wouldn’t have saved Max from being jumped and his ass deflowered in his private dressing room.

That ass would taste so good..... I could eat it for hours and then use it as a pillow to rest my head on until I’m ready to go back in there for more.

I agree R427. "Max Gail Ass" should be made into one of Baskin Robbins gourmet ice-cream flavors. Two scoops please.

Anyone see this clip? USDA prime.

sexy little hippy

[quote] Anyone see this clip? USDA prime.

D.C. Cab!! Sexy as hell in it. He was built like a brick house around that time.

He'd trimmed out a bit in the latter Barney Miller years (like at R227), but by the time the mid '80s rolled around, he was big and thick again.

^ And even when he'd slimmed down, it only accentuated his amazing build and muscle tone. The man had a body to die for.

^Agreed

I will say it again and short it loud:

I WANT MAX GAIL IN ME, QUITE DEEPLY.

ME TOO! ALL IN FAVOR SAY I!

That is an ass and a half. He is truly thicker than a Snicker.

beautiful rack too

He's the male equivalent of when a woman has big tits AND a big ass.

I love T&A, so he's perfect

Yeah, he's the equivalent to straight men's love of Jayne Mansfield and her like. Juicy piece of flesh

Meloni falls into the big tits and ass category too. Imagine being sandwiched between the two of them.

I like him bent over that boat in OP's screen shot. I like drilling beefy men in that position, lusting over their V-shaped physique and hard, round, asses.

That bent over shot has inspired a number of furious jackoff sessions for me. And I bet my bank account that he also has a thick juicy cock to match the tits and ass bounty.

Goddammit I WANT HIM!!!

[quote] D.C. Cab!! Sexy as hell in it. He was built like a brick house around that time.

The movie is good for a few laughs, but it's worth watching just for him alone. There are some scenes where he's wearing jeans and tight fitting t-shirts that show off his bodybuilder's physique better than anything he ever wore on Barney Miller. And the damp sweat marks under his armpits are a definite turn on.

He was pure sex back in his day. Would you still make out / have sex with him even at his present age? Something tells me some of us would.

If so, would it be for old time's sakes or because you still find him attractive?

Oh yes I would. I've said it upthread that I would totally still have sex with him. I mean, just LOOK at him at R333!

[quote] Would you still make out / have sex with him even at his present age?

Oh yes totally! And anything and everything he wanted would be on the menu. I've wanted him since I was 12, and I still do.

I still would R446. I never thought I’d say that about a man who is 41 year older than me and in his 70’s, but his younger self has me so enamored and full of lust, that the age difference doesn’t matter. I want him bad. He could do to me whatever he wanted to me and I would turn to putty in his hands.

Max Gail, I’d eat his tail.

R446 Hell yes, I'd sleep with him in a heartbeat!! I don't care how old he is!!

Judging by the muscle tone still on his body, I bet can throw down a mean fuck even today.

Indeed, grand daddy fun

OP - you picked a great time to revive this thread. Over 300 replies in less than a month, and some very hot reads in it.

^Thanks, I’m glad I revived it.

thanks

A man of many talents, he played hotel lounge piano before making it as an actor.

HIs Emmy bid decades before he'd actually win one...

^ That pic is from the Barney Miller episode where Wojo goes on mugging detail and some guy tries to rape him 😂

The entrance he makes with his undercover dress torn to shreds is one of the funniest moments in the entire show!

cuties

[quote] A man of many talents

Indeed R456. He can act, play piano, sing, compose music, write poetry... Wojo is deep! The piano thing came from his father, who in addition to being a business man also played piano in his orchestra band (photo)

He also writes some poetry. I found this poking around on the net. It's called "Bigger". He said he lets everyone define what the meaning of 'bigger' is, because it would be a different thing for each one of us.

[bold] BIGGER [/bold]

Bigger than you. Bigger than me. Bigger than all our hearts and minds can see.

Bigger than all we believe there to be.

Bigger than bondage. Bigger than free.

Bigger than love. Bigger than hate.

Bigger than destiny. Bigger than fate.

Bigger than humble. Bigger than great.

Bigger than race or religion or state.

Bigger than teacher or guru or Sage.

Bigger than sex or youth or age. Bigger than anger, resentment or rage.

Bigger than anything said on a page... or a stage.

Bigger than action whatever we try.

Bigger than all we accept or deny.

Bigger than any one, what, who or why.

Bigger than bigger. And bigger than I.

Max Gail

I have no idea why this discussion and posting continues to reach the top. Please stop!

We ❤️ Max

If it bothers you that much R461, just mute the thread and be done with it. You won't see it again.

We love him, and we enjoy talking about this man

I will never mute my love for Max Gail

Sorry R461 but I'm not going to stop talking about Max Gail either. Just do what R463 suggested and press the ignore the thread button.

Thanks for posting his poem JD R460., it helped brighten my day. I hate Mondays. Max seems a very accomplished man. Is that his father at the piano?

Yes, that's his father. You can actually see the resemblance. The more I find out about Max the more I like him as a person.

I think everyone hates Mondays.. here's a shot to raise all our spirits...

^Yummy with two spoons.

[quote] I think everyone hates Mondays.. here's a shot to raise all our spirits...

That man's ass is going to be the end of me. I feel something else "raising" inside my pants!!

That screen cap @ R466 screams: mouth to ass session + prostate massage + flip fuck session until legs give out. But maybe it’s just me...

It’s not just you.

We all need more max!

I swear this is true, the other day my bf was in the kitchen and out of nowhere says, "Max Gail. You should start a thread about Max Gail on that board you go to."

I was delighted to report we already had one!

Sadly we can't ignore threads anymore r461 but if you ignore the OP, it's like ignoring the thread.

[quote]I swear this is true, the other day my bf was in the kitchen and out of nowhere says, "Max Gail. You should start a thread about Max Gail on that board you go to." I was delighted to report we already had one!

That's awesome!

we can ignore threads

Is your BF a Max Gail fan too, R472? Tell him to join us here.

And yes R473, we can still ignore threads. I currently have a few annoying ones in the ignore box

One of the things I enjoy most about this discussion -apart from sharing Max Gail- is the good vibes among the posters, we love Max and we revel in it. No cattiness or meanness unlike other threads I see.

For me, it was all about the biceps and pecs. The way his shirt strained whenever he moved made me vow to take up bodybuilding. I did for awhile and almost approached Gail in size.

Did he work out or was he naturally beefy?

He'd go slightly up and down in size sometimes, but even when he'd slim down, you could see he still had exquisite muscle tone. He looked like one of those guys who could turn into the Hulk with little training.

I do remember seen some footage of him in his house and spotting some Mike Mentzer books in the background.

He was built and had a lot of muscle mass. Bumps and bulges in all of the right places. But he also had a natural look and wasn't overly cut, which I prefer. I like to have some flesh I can play with.

I agree R478, watching his pecs and biceps fill and stretch the fabric of his shirts was a massive turn on. He had it all: biceps, pecs, shoulders, forearms, square hands, thighs, and the best ass this side of heaven.

Did anyone else also find his voice sexy?

I definitely find his voice sexy. And his smile is swoon-worthy.

Here he is, still gorgeous with Blactress Janet Hubert on GH...

what a shiny man

Yes he is R484, yes he is........ and I do find his voice very sexy....

Yes R482, he had a very distinctive voice. His tone was deep with traces of huskiness, and he could be very sensual in his delivery, specially when he was acting boyish. If he did that in bed, I would've had to wreck him.

Thanks R483! Look at that 1,000 watt smile!

All this talk about Max Gail makes me want to break out my Barney Miller DVDs ;)

Been following this thread for a while, but never posted before. Letting you know I've wrecked dick and butthole to Mr. Gail a few good times thanks to the photos and comments shared here.

Is there a Max Gail dildo?

[quote] I've wrecked dick and butthole to Mr. Gail a few good times thanks to the photos and comments shared here.

Your own?

It must have been heaven to have fucked him in the missionary position. Hell, in ANY position!

Oh yes R492... I mostly have fantasized about fucking him while he's laying face down in bed, flat on his stomach, slowly and passionately. I wouldn't just care about my own pleasure, I'd want to make him come hard. But in the missionary you could watch his facial expressions as pleasure hits him, and hear his hard breathing and soft moans... that'd send me over the edge so fast

^ Damn!

There's an old episode of TSOSF where Max breaks into an empty warehouse after running away from a bounty hunter. He's panting and breathing hard, and he sounds just like as if he was about to... you know. I've gotten a few cheap thrills out of that.

R494 I need to find that episode!

TSOSF? WTFAYTA?

TSOSF = The Street of San Francisco.

I know the episode. The scene R494 is referring to starts a little after the 22 minute mark

^Now that was hot. T4P!

[^Now that was hot. T4P!]

VERY hot indeed! Thanks to R494 for bringing it to our attention!

Holy fuck, you weren't kidding! I'd imagine him making that noise as he gushed his huge load inside me

DL Favorite Arlene Golonka was at the very beginning of that heavy-breathing scene.

Any artists in the house? Someone to sketch a rendering of a naked Max?

Holy fuck! I played that panting scene over and over and ended up giving myself a hard on. I only wish I could remove the background music! Btw, there are some later scenes in the episode that show him bare chested in his mother's room.

Doing the missionary position with Max would have been insanely heavenly. Just the thought...... uhhhh! But I would have love to do it where he's toping me instead. There is something about Max that makes me want to be a happy submissive bottom for him day and night.

"is he the sole survivor of the cast of Barny Miller?"

I don't think so, but most of them are gone, aren't they? Abe Vigoda, Jack Soo, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg, James Gregory, Ron Carey... all gone. But Hal LInden is still around. So is Barbara Barrie. And Gregory Sierra, who was all over tv back in the seventies. There was a minor character called Eric Dorsey I remember. He was played by an interesting actor named Paul Lieber. He kind of reminded me of Richard Gere, except that he had a prematurely grey Jewish afro. He's still around and has some radio show about poetry. Seems he's a published poet himself.

The idea has my vote R502. Then we can all pitch in and make it into a life size anatomically correct sex doll. We all get one, and we can pound the stuffing out of it for the rest of our lives. The end.

I got the idea from the Max Gail dildo by R490.

^Love it!

[quote] Your own?

Yes

[quote] The idea has my vote [R502]. Then we can all pitch in and make it into a life size anatomically correct sex doll. We all get one, and we can pound the stuffing out of it for the rest of our lives. The end.

If it looked exactly like a life sized Max in the face and the body, count me in!!!

cut or uncut?

either way

either way

R503 Yes, my feet on his shoulders, just pounded missionary style whenever he wanted.

I've never understood the whole "I'm going to carry around his load inside me all day" sentiment but with Max I would want to do it. He'd call me at lunch and remind me his seed was still inside me, and he'd have more for me when he gets home......

[quote] cut or uncut?

Whatever he is in real life would work for me, and either way it'd be delicious.

That's a hot fantasy R512! it gave me shivers...

[quote] I've never understood the whole "I'm going to carry around his load inside me all day" sentiment but with Max I would want to do it. He'd call me at lunch and remind me his seed was still inside me, and he'd have more for me when he gets home......

He affects me in the same way. That is something I normally don't think about with other men, but with him, I'd want to carry him inside too. Don't know why he makes me feel that way...

I just want him to hug me. I’d probably squeeze him and he’d be like “Uh...are you okay?”

Sure sounds like much more than strong sexual attraction for some of us. I think we're officially IN LOVE with Max

Head over heals

[quote] I think we're officially IN LOVE with Max

Madly...

[quote] I just want him to hug me. I’d probably squeeze him and he’d be like “Uh...are you okay?”

He would have been and still is perfect for that R515. So muscular and so manly, but a big cuddly teddy bear at heart. Perfect to wrap your arms around.

I think I've fallen for him too.

Yes, those arms. I could reach orgasm just holding on to those meaty biceps.

R516 I guess I am too. My feelings for Max go beyond physical lust. He does things to me...

And that chest. Imagine squeezing his beautiful pecs while he pumps his cock in and out of you. And after our bodies were too exhausted to continue making love, I would love to rest my head on those pecs and fall asleep right there, with the sound of his heartbeat in my ear.

All these posts are making me want to peruse his FB page again.

all these posts are making me thirsty

Still, I want him in me, quite deeply.

Almost afraid to admit it but after all the talking and thinking about Max after reading this thread and watching that TSOSF episode, I had....I can't even believe I am saying it....a wet dream about him last night.

Damn, his big beautifulness has crawled into my head.

That’s great R526! I WANT to have a wet dream about him!

I just can't believe I had a wet dream in middle age!

But that dream was really intense. Dreaming about him thrusting into me and it really felt so real, I guess.

Max’s sensuality is so powerful that it can give middle aged men wet dreams 💦❤️🛌

Young and sexy in a ‘70s commercial for Wilkinson’s razor blades

Young and sexy in a ‘70s commercial for Wilkinson’s razor blades

that face....those long thick fingers.....

I'd fuck that

Nice hands as well.

Hot and hunky.

And full of spunk.

[quote] I can't even believe I am saying it....a wet dream about him last night.

It's been happening to me too. When I'm not working, (and can't socialize much these days), I'm watching him in my computer or tv. I've managed to gather a copy of almost all of his acting works and I'm not even half way plowing through them. I'm embarrassed to admit that sometimes I feel out of control about this intense passion I've developed for Max, but it's like I'm powerless to stop or do anything about it.

[quote] I'm not even half way plowing through them

Paging Dr. Freud : )

^^ Oh shit! Need I say more?? 😂😂😂

Sex on Legs!

LOL

@ JD R537. Do you have much of his early 70's / 80's work? I have looked but it's very hard to find

Most of it. Maybe I can share it by uploading it to youtube or file sharing if you guys are interested.

Btw, if you get the FETV channel, Max will be guest starring in 2 back to back episodes of Matlock in about 30 minutes

I’ve created a “Max Gail” section in my YouTube account and have saved dozens of videos of him to it, from interviews to various tv show and movie clips.

I just wish my XTube account had a Max Gail sextion.

I mean section.

^😁 I see what u did there.

R543, what's the name of your YouTube channel? Thanks!

[quote] Most of it. Maybe I can share it by uploading it to youtube or file sharing if you guys are interested.

Oh yes please JD! that would be great! I'm so hungry for anything Max....

I logged into DL and I saw I had 29 unread comments on this thread. I got so excited I almost spilled my Mountain Dew. As always, they didn't disappoint.

[quote] [R543], what's the name of your YouTube channel? Thanks!

It’s private, but if you put his name in YouTube, I’ve added just about every video that you’ll see.

damn!

I've been looking for a 70's - 80's Max Gail lookalike for a hook up or as a fuck buddy. So far, no one's come even close

Indeed, r551, that “look” seems to be extinct :(

He exuded sexuality and masculinity in ways that you can't find anymore. One look from Max could make a gay man pregnant.

He could still cum in me---TODAY.

[quote] One look from Max could make a gay man pregnant.

I've thought about that. He'd be the one to whisper in my ear that he knocked me up.

Me too R551, but I don't think they make them like him anymore. Good luck. And if you find him, tell him there's a guy in Los Angeles that would very much want to meet him.

I'm so jealous of every female he banged during that time. I bet he made their eyes roll to the back of their heads the moment he touched their pussies. If only...

[quote] One look from Max could make a gay man pregnant.

I loved that!

I know he would make me cum so hard I'd probably get light headed and pass out. I wouldn't even need to touch my dick, he'd have me cumming uncontrollably the moment I felt his cock head slip inside my ass.

[quote]I'm so jealous of every female he banged during that time. I bet he made their eyes roll to the back of their heads the moment he touched their pussies.

I concur.

Sweats

It's the shoulders, the football player neck and the cleft in his chin...

**sigh**

[quote] Sweats

That's a great episode to feast your eyes on Max. That sweatsuit really showed off his body, specially his ass. You can also watch his balls jiggle inside his pants in some scenes as he moves. So hot!

What’s the name of that episode???

thick as a brick

[quote] What’s the name of that episode???

"The Mole". Last episode from season 2.

Thanks!

He would have been the ultimate total power top. One look at him and my butthole quivers.

He’s much hotter than Armie Hammer will ever be.

Armie who??

Max would eat Armie’s lunch. AND his ass.

slash that fan fiction now!

And all the other fan fiction we were promised too! lol

He has such a thick neck.

A thick neck that I'd wrap both my arms around as he picked me up, sunk his cock deep inside my hole, and then walked around the room, thrusting into me with each footstep, until his seed filled me.

I saw this in the Reddit thread and thought....wow, this looks almost like it could be Max's son. Or yes, grandson.

He's got the same thick body and thick....everything. But Max is the original, bigger, beefier and better!

[quote] wow, this looks almost like it could be Max's son

Max does have a son. Anyone knows if he looks anything like his father?

I don't think I've seen a hornier bunch here on DL than this group!! 😆But for a young Max Gail, it is certainly understandable.😉

No judgement, I like it 😃

Max father and son

Even at Max's mature age if I saw him looking like he does in that photo, I would let him unzip, drop his trousers and mount me, right there in a room full of people.

His virility cannot be denied!

His son is gorgeous too

[quote] I would let him unzip, drop his trousers and mount me, right there in a room full of people.

Hmmm.. that would be incredibly erotic. Sex in public with Max, with a room-full of strangers looking on. I would've loved to do that at least once.

I’m discovering new fetishes with this gorgeous man I didn’t even know I had. But they only appeal to me with him.

R581 I would never think this way about most men, but something about him brings out primal yet affectionate with him.

I totally understand R582. He makes me feel the same way. Extremes of lust and affection.

[quote] I’m discovering new fetishes with this gorgeous man I didn’t even know I had. But they only appeal to me with him.

Yes, I fantasize of doing wild thing to him/with him that I normally don't entertain doing with most men. He must be pressing some of the same buttons in us.

It might be possible that somehow, Max Gail and his long, meaty fingers found my clitoris.

Sure R547, happy to share.

I opened a new youtube account just for old Max Gail movies/series. I'm running into some copyright content ID issues that won't allow some files to play, but I'll upload as many as I can. There are a few ready for viewing now, and I'll add some more over the next few days. Some movies are old and ripped from VHS, so the quality is not great though.

The playlist is unlisted for now, but as long as you click on the link below, you'll be able to see it.

^Great!

THANK YOU R586!! He is GORGEOUS in Fun and Games!!!

Holly shura! I know what I’m doing over the holidays!

I was hoping it would be like Mexican...it wasn't! Very bland and nondescript really !

[quote] I was hoping it would be like Mexican...it wasn't! Very bland and nondescript really !

Huh??

Thanks JD!!! What a great feast to come home to after a long day at work!

Does OP or anyone else know if there is a limit on the amount of posts DL allows per thread? I think a saw somewhere they are capped around 600?

R592 Yes, 600

Do we need another Max thread? Happy to make one.

Yes, that's correct R692. This 8 year old thread is about to be closed.

Yes, that's correct R692. This 8 year old thread is about to be closed.

Yes!

New thread here!

I leave you with Max unzipping.....

*hauls out meaty Max stick*

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