Novak Djokovic

He seemed funny, too.

Hatchet face. Good body. Success has made his personality annoying.

He's not hideous. And with some slight adjustments he could have a very nice face. But I kind of like it the way it is now. And he definitely has a great body.

Uh, face ...what face ???

Novack is a magnet for very femme gay males.

OP, you are not wrong. If you are very capacious, he would be good for you, and YOU will be doing the screaming. Be advised, we're talking Paul Bunyan here. Also, I've heard that the foreskin is epic. He wears a special garment to make certain it doesn't escape somehow and frighten (or devour) the children.

I found his personality quite loveable actually, the antics too. Get a lock on him quickly, though. The whole package is going to go all Balkan by 40 and be woefully unfuckable.

I found kind of touching that Serbian culture is so bereft he's there one national hero.

He doesn't scream huge sizemeat to me at all. Not tiny, but certainly not "huge".

He's a super tennis player with personality plus.

I do not like his personality. Kinda buthisface

I bet he does NOT like the gays.

R10, what does his personality have to do with his face? He seemed surprisingly normal, with a sense of humor, considering the cultural expectations on his shoulders.

R11, don't know about Djokovic but his countryman Janko Tipsarevic said some really nasty things about gay people in an interview once, and his comments were defended by a lot of Serbians. Chances are ND is likely quite a homophobe himself. Most people in that part of the world are.

R13, if you saw the movie "A Serbian Film," you would presume homophobia is barely the tip of the iceberg of their multiply weird issues.

Looking at him eye to eye, I don't think he has a bad face at all. Only his profile is bad. But with his huge uncut cock, who cares about his profile?

I thought all European and Canadian men are, at the least, pretty much bisexual.

I'm glad R6 agrees with me.

He's not my favorite player, but he's unstoppable on the court right now.

We know what you mean, Miss OP!

He has 'sizemeat-nose' also.

(We are getting "the vapors")

Get on line, Bitch!

Serbian's can be incredibly good-looking, but his face is a hatchet-one.

[quote]I thought all European and Canadian men are, at the least, pretty much bisexual.

This isn't determined by geography.

What the he'll is that in the OP's pic? His cock or a tennis can???

[quote]I thought all European and Canadian men are, at the least, pretty much bisexual.

Wow, is today a school holiday? Do your mommies know you're on an adult website?

I meant Serbians and not Serbian's in R19.

I just traveled to Serbia for business. I have never experienced so much open homophobia in my life. I did not feel safe at all. First time in my life I have ever felt it.

I cannot find Tipsarevic 's homophobic comments but he is Nole's best friend on the circuit. I hope they are not true.

His haircut is scary.

I love that he was cast as a killer tennis pro in the new Sylvester Stallone movie. I guess you can't ever overlook the Serbian market when selling a shitshow.

He has vise-face.

He wouldn't care come out because some Serbian nut would kill him.

Are you guys watching the Sony Ericsson? I need to look for the tennis thread.

I've worked with him and he's way more attractive in person- his eyes are gorgeous- green against his dark hair. Super nice guy. At the same time, I worked with Ana Ivanovic- Serbs are breeding super-people.

Is Ana a bitch or what, r30?

Would you agree R30 that he probably has a huge uncut cock?

R30, did you detect homophobia or gay-friendliness?

What exactly is a hatchet face? I know you mean he's ugly, but why hatchet face?

Ana was completely gracious- almost all of the athletes on that shoot (Adidas roster) were great, with the exception of Marat Safin- you can tell he has a lot of demons. A shame really- he could be in the top if he got his shit together. Gorgeous guy.

As far as Nadal being homophobic, I couldn't tell you, as I'm a woman. And yes I think he would have a huge uncut cock.

[quote]I cannot find Tipsarevic 's homophobic comments but he is Nole's best friend on the circuit.

R24, Tipsarevic once said the following in an interview when he was talking about a few different things. I think referring to poor Amelie Mauresmo as a pervert is pretty nasty and mean-spirited.

[quote] "I know there are some homosexual male players, but I try not to have any contact with them. And as for women, I know Mauresmo is a pervert."

He's been posing on his balcony in his underwear lately

He's obviously performing for a crowd of adoring females, but he is also in a gang of boys only, in his amazing underwear. I definitely perceive a grower in those briefs.

Like I said, grab him quick. He could end up being the world's ugliest 40-year-old.

tasty bulges

He is kind of 'fancy' sometimes. That poodle called Pierre and all.

I know it's bordering on 'seeing everyone as gay' but I thought that him going on holiday with all of those hot young men after the French Open looked kind of gay.

i'd tap that ass lovingly but if he is a homophobe then i'll tear it in two. Hard as a motherfucker

One reads the stupidest things on DL.

Underwear model.

Speedo.

White jeans

Great flexibility

He's a total homo but he'll never come out because some Serbian nut would kill him if he did.

bod.......

Cock?

He doesn't seem homophobic at all here...

Djokovic is not "good looking" lol he's pretty fucking average. What low standards we have on DL. Now, if he had a nice body I'd have sex with him but he's too thin currently. That gluten-free diet had him lose weight which was unnecessary. He has NO pecs and he's got stickly arms.

I think he's a bit pyscho and probably mad crazy fuck in bed as in WILD HOT SEX!

R51, and you just know his flexibility and stamina are unreal.

If Djokovic gained 15 pounds of muscle I'd have sex with him but he's too thin for my liking.

Some like them thin. He's very suckable.

I don't know how real the photo is or not but yesterday Naughty Gossip posted a NSFW nude photo of Djokovic's cock.

The cock was huge.

Ugly but with a severe case of BDF, and therefore catnip for women and bottoms.

R24, I haven't traveled to Serbia, but I understand that Balkan countries (Romania, Bosnia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania), along with Russia and Ukraine, are among the most homophobic in Europe, if not the world. Which is a shame, since they're among the most gorgeous on earth.

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hey, the tennis thread is in prime time! can someone start a new thread?

HEY CAN SOMEONE SHIT IN R59's NASTY PIE HOLE AND SHOVE A DOG-SPIT SOAKED TENNIS BALL IN TO PLUG IT UP?

R59 here

I fucked Nole off the coast of the Adriatic Sea one whole summer in his ASS.

I fully expected Djokovic was just another Serbian homophobe but was pleasantly surprised to find this article where Djokovic roots for an openly gay tennis player to come out.

Nole likes gays. He likes women. He like most of the other players on the tours. He used to be funny as fuck but constant media scrutiny takes the fun out of a lot of TOP athletes. And he's the GOAT. That comes with extra pressure and more outside control. Tennis players are subjected to much more coverage of their personal lives and constant questions about inane things. You can't become a top tennis player by luck, birth, college or strength. They shouldn't be treated like sideshow rivals. Football BBall and hockey players are asked about the game. Tennis player are asked about their love lives and opponents. It's weird. Tennis is a solitary sport of the greatest all round athletes in the world. The best are a bit glamorous. But they're not considered athletes by some idiots still. Tennis is more highbrow, but the coverage of the players is paradoxically more salacious.

Djokovic is a skinny sexy AMAZINGLY fit dark haired - always tanned man with a HUGE nose. SEXY. AS. FUCK. He's smart, funny and cute doesn't hurt.