I'm the classic novel the film is based off of.
Let's be A Period Piece Film
by Anonymous | reply 270 | May 18, 2024 1:40 AM |
I'm the ball room scene
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 17, 2022 2:57 PM |
I'm Glenn Close trying really hard to win an Oscar with this performance
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 17, 2022 2:59 PM |
I’m the sweeping, romantic score
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 17, 2022 3:01 PM |
I'm the aria by Handel
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 17, 2022 3:05 PM |
I'm the hairstyles that are actually of the time that the movie was made in. If I'm a film set in 1862 but made in 1965 , all of the women will have mid century bouffants.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 17, 2022 3:05 PM |
I’m the debate about which are and are not real period pieces.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 17, 2022 3:06 PM |
I’m the Oscar for Best Costume Design
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 17, 2022 3:09 PM |
I'm author Jane Austen
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 17, 2022 3:10 PM |
I'm Henry James
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 17, 2022 3:10 PM |
I’m the hope for a best costume design Oscar
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 17, 2022 3:16 PM |
I'm director James Ivory.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 17, 2022 3:19 PM |
I’m Marisa Berenson
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 17, 2022 3:28 PM |
Helena Bonham Carter
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 17, 2022 3:30 PM |
I’m tea.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 17, 2022 3:43 PM |
I’m Sir John Gielgud
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 17, 2022 3:47 PM |
I’m the British moorlands
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 17, 2022 3:48 PM |
I am the "GOLDEN BOWL" Why is this FISH picking me up...I do not have a crack on me!!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 17, 2022 3:49 PM |
I'm the will they/won't they of Anthony Hopkins and Emma Thompson
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 17, 2022 3:59 PM |
I'm Bob Balaban playing the only American in the all-British cast
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 17, 2022 4:01 PM |
I'm the forbidden gay or lesbian love. I can only be acknowledged in furtive and longing glances.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 17, 2022 4:12 PM |
I'm the one nude scene to get an R rating
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 17, 2022 5:50 PM |
I'm the breasts. I'm usually much larger and rounder than I would have appeared in the clothing of whatever time the movie is from, especially if corsets are involved.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 17, 2022 6:04 PM |
I'm the Starbucks cup left on set that shows up in a few shots
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 17, 2022 6:06 PM |
I'm the Strauss waltz at the obligatory ball scene
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 17, 2022 6:19 PM |
I'm Keanu Reeves throwing the whole thing out of whack.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 17, 2022 6:30 PM |
I'm the murder
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 17, 2022 6:43 PM |
I am the "Tour of Italy"; they always have to tour Italy. Venice, here I cum!!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 17, 2022 6:51 PM |
I'm the twenty pounds of shifts, pantalettes, underslips, overslips, corsets, birdcage hoops, and bodices it takes the actress's dresser two hours to put on and over the actress's head, and fasten with hooks, ribbons, and laces. The actress's furious rant during this process, and as she staggers in us to the soundstage, are unprintable.
Meanwhile, the dresser keeps muttering to herself, "It could be worse, it could be worse: I could have to launder it all."
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 17, 2022 6:54 PM |
I'm the room with a view.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 17, 2022 6:56 PM |
I'm E.M. Forster. My contributions to this genre are only slightly fewer than Austen's, but several planets higher in literary value.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 17, 2022 6:59 PM |
I'm the coach brought on to teach the actress's how to walk in this shit, because most of them waddle in the costumes.
Can someone PLEASE remind the actresses that only whores lift their skirts with BOTH hands?!
Ladies of virtue lift the skirt with one hand and to the side when managing stairs.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 17, 2022 7:04 PM |
^*actresses (not actress's)
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 17, 2022 7:05 PM |
I'm the faux jewellery. I fool no one.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 17, 2022 7:06 PM |
I'm the real jewellery looking sadly on. It's too too bad they don't borrow me from places like Grey's in Bond Street - the faux shit fools no one, and it so brings down the look of the piece.
It's how they cheap out on filming cost: the insurance, you know.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 17, 2022 7:07 PM |
I'm the powered wigs.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 17, 2022 7:09 PM |
I'm the hairpieces needed to replicate all those chignons, buns, and braids. The actresses all go home with migraines.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 17, 2022 7:10 PM |
I'm the satin breeches. Wink wink . . .
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 17, 2022 7:11 PM |
I'm the faux beauty mark applied last to the face.
You can always tell who the Bad Girl is, because, oddly, the Nice Girls don't wear them.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 17, 2022 7:13 PM |
I’m the hundred thousand dollar antique guitar borrowed from a museum that gets smashed by accident because it wasn’t switched out with the prop one at the last minute.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 17, 2022 7:14 PM |
I’m the 1970s character actress who shows up in one or two scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 17, 2022 7:14 PM |
I'm the dresser stationed at the loo, because I have to pick up all that cloth and hold it up while the actresses pee.
And, yes, there IS a slit in those pantalettes.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 17, 2022 7:15 PM |
I'm Beethoven's Razumovsky quartet that is the main feature of the score. The audience doesn't know me from a hole in the ground. and then when the credits roll at the end, nod knowingly, "Ah, the Razumovsky!"
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 17, 2022 7:20 PM |
I'm Maggie Smith's performance. You've seen me 1,256 times, since 1962, but you never tire of me.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 17, 2022 7:23 PM |
I'm Maggie Smith's Oscar for Best Supporting Actress.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 17, 2022 7:36 PM |
I'm American actress Anne Bancroft portraying Madge Kendal, the greatest tragic actress of her day.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 17, 2022 7:39 PM |
I'm the gun wrangler.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 17, 2022 7:42 PM |
I'm Michelle Pfeiffer 's face screaming "california 1990's" while sipping my tea in a lovely gown
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 17, 2022 7:44 PM |
I'm the dinner place settings, which have been laid out in excruciating meticulous detail, and yet historians will always find some minute flaw.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 17, 2022 7:51 PM |
And I'm John Malkovitch's Midwestern r-colored mumble, sprinkled with an inconsistent dash of British vowels.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 17, 2022 7:52 PM |
I'm Luchino Visconti. My movies are untolerable snoozefests, but I get to fuck all these lovely european male stars, and some of the americans too, which is my main reason for making them. Oddly, because I put some Classical music and litterary references in them, I can even sell 3 hours of a elderly pedo chasing teenage ass, and clueless females italian teachers the world over will bring their classes to watch me.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 17, 2022 7:53 PM |
I'm a heaving bodice.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 17, 2022 7:54 PM |
I'm the Charlie Rose interview with the director right before the film hits theaters
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 17, 2022 7:54 PM |
I'm a rouged and powered bosom.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 17, 2022 7:56 PM |
I'm the parlor palm.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 17, 2022 7:59 PM |
I'm Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes, #1 on the call-sheet.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 17, 2022 7:59 PM |
I'm the GO-BETWEEN .I'm the most perfect IMDB entry ever. Every name in me is the peak in their craft. I win Grand Prix at cannes. I don't even get a DVD release.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 17, 2022 8:00 PM |
I'm snuff.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 17, 2022 8:01 PM |
[quote] I'm Bob Balaban playing the only American in the all-British cast
I'm Ryan phillippe, and I'm no chopped liver
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 17, 2022 8:06 PM |
I'm the consultant on court dances and the language of the fan.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 17, 2022 8:11 PM |
I’m an E.M. Foster gay undercurrent. EMF is so wonderful to read.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 17, 2022 8:13 PM |
I'm Geraldine Chaplin. Thank God I don't have to live off my acting career, because I'll be guest #3 again
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 17, 2022 8:15 PM |
I'm Christine Baranski, the inevitable addition to the cast . I can't wait to go head-to-head with Maggie Smith.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 17, 2022 8:15 PM |
I'm 'Oh my dear little father' which along with 'No one sleeps' are the only two opera arias moviegoers know. The means class!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 17, 2022 8:18 PM |
I am the Black Man cast in the lead. Even though it is a biopic, we will just ask the audience to use their imagination.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 17, 2022 8:19 PM |
I’m the large manor house that can trace my family back to Adam and Eve. The conflict is that I am entailed to a stranger and the current residents are creating drama around it.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 17, 2022 8:23 PM |
I'm the french star who was originally cast as the lead. I had interminable lists of demands, arrived late for the shooting in the farthest possible hotel, fucked my married costar, complained that I wasn't treated with the respect I'm entitled to, since I've worked once 15 years ago with Truffaut/Godard/Fellini/Polanski/Welles, fucked my other married co-star, had a nervous breakdown, refused any kind of contact with the press before/during/after the shooting, all in the first week, and finally stromed off the set saying I couldn't possibly play that part, since I have a young husband, and my character is supposed to be over 30. I have to be replaced and all my scenes reshot. People wonder why I 'm so scarce on the big screen, outside my homeland
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 17, 2022 8:23 PM |
I'm the dying heiress, completely unaware that my emotions are being TRIFLED WITH!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 17, 2022 8:39 PM |
I'm Ryan Phillippe's scottish accent. I'm from a part of Scotland where very few people have actually been. The part where Brigadoon also is.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 17, 2022 8:48 PM |
I'm the dialect coach hired for Ryan Phillippe, Keanu Reeves, John Malkovitch, Michelle Pfeiffer, Winona Ryder et al.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 17, 2022 8:49 PM |
I'm Keira Knightly, yet again.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 17, 2022 8:50 PM |
I'm Kiera Knightley's pout. Remember me ? I was everywhere in the 2000s
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 17, 2022 8:50 PM |
sorry R72, parrallel thinking
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 17, 2022 8:50 PM |
Jinx! @R73
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 17, 2022 8:52 PM |
I'm the thrifty box-office returns
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 17, 2022 8:52 PM |
I am The Cold. If an Austen heroine dares to go for a solitary walk, it will surely rain and I will befall her, even unto threatening her life and propelling the remainder of the plot. Oddly, no one suffering under me ever sneezes or blows their noses but all nearly die of me.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 17, 2022 8:56 PM |
I'm the Heroin's aunt. I'm a haughty, cold-hearted, immensely wealthy dragon living in a humongous mansion on the outskirt of town. My husband inevitably died 45 years ago. I have a very curly wig. Everybody, in fact, depends on me one way or the other.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 17, 2022 9:02 PM |
R77 - Oh dear. Please fetch my smelling salts as I sink elegantly to the fainting couch.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 17, 2022 9:04 PM |
I'm the orphanage scenes in the first 20 minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 17, 2022 9:05 PM |
I'm the spaniels and the pugs.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 17, 2022 9:12 PM |
I'm the oscar won by the historically inaccurate costumes
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 17, 2022 9:14 PM |
I'm Brad Pitt. I'm Julia Roberts. And I'm Bob Redford. It's best if we don't try the accent. ( But don't bother changing the script to make us Amerrrican.)
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 17, 2022 9:16 PM |
I'm "this" , as in "what,even, is this ?" I'm a pinafore of sorts
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 17, 2022 9:16 PM |
I'm the well known Picasso painting that was NEVER on the Titanic, but who cares ?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 17, 2022 9:18 PM |
I’m Lilian Hellman, mining my past for good personal stories to make into period piece films that are lies, all lies.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 17, 2022 9:23 PM |
I'm the horribly self-conscious bad actress playing Lilian Hellman. You know who I am
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 17, 2022 9:26 PM |
I'm the unconspicuous wood bench that will finds its way into the "random movie prop items you would like to own" thread on DL in 50 years from now
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 17, 2022 9:28 PM |
We’re the dueling actors both playing Truman Capote telling the same story in two different films released less than a year apart because Hollywood has such a hard time coming up with original ideas. One of us had the good grace to have Catherine Keener as our Harper Lee, the other one, unfortunately, Sandra Bullock.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 17, 2022 9:42 PM |
I'm the anal movie watcher who can't wait to add something to IMDB's Goofs section. Something like the 1963 Ford Galaxie's rear interior door locks were 3.25 inches from the door edge. This car's locks are 3.5 inches from the edge. This clearly a 1964 Galaxy, not a 1963 model. Geezus, everybody knows this.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 17, 2022 9:44 PM |
I’m the book to movie adaptation.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 17, 2022 9:46 PM |
I’m the three quarter length sleeve that was actually a half inch higher between 1906 and 1912 when the film is set that they always get wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 17, 2022 9:48 PM |
I’m the lead female who is all to self aware of her circumstance. You might even say my views on feminism are a few centuries ahead of it’s time.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 17, 2022 9:50 PM |
I'm the aging Hollywood diva trying to out-wig all these young european beauties. I want to be SEEN
by Anonymous | reply 93 | September 17, 2022 9:52 PM |
If I'm from the golden age, I'm the score by Franz Waxman, Erich Korngold or Max Steiner. Unless I'm from MGM and Herbert Stothart did my score for less money. I'm second tier but LB is too tone deaf to hear the diference.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 17, 2022 9:55 PM |
I’m the geographically nonsensical mishmash casting of UK accents all together in one family or location because the target Americans audience will never notice anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 17, 2022 9:58 PM |
I'm the only ever actress who knew how to move in a period dress
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 17, 2022 9:59 PM |
I'm this british actor with a long nose and pale eyes you've seen in every period piece film for a short few years, and then never again. Apart from my curly hair that looked good in the rain, I've aged like unrefrigirated custard. I do Shakespeare now mostly, I'm touring a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 17, 2022 10:05 PM |
I’m the Mid Atlantic accent that evened out the vocals in American production castings in period films and made them feel timeless and regionless.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 17, 2022 10:16 PM |
R92 Women are fierce queens who will not be gaslit by narcissistic Old White Men. By the way, I would like to be referred to as They, rather than she, going forward.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | September 17, 2022 10:39 PM |
I'm the international cast playing russian aristocracy with a vague standard english accent
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 17, 2022 10:49 PM |
R66 I am Catherine Deneuve? Bridgette Bardot? Geneviève Bujold? I honestly can't think of anyone else
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 17, 2022 11:03 PM |
R101 I'm a mix of Anna Karina, Isabella Aggiani, Simone Signoret and Anouk Aimee
by Anonymous | reply 102 | September 17, 2022 11:05 PM |
R102 Gotcha. I figured it was a mix, but I was close lol
by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 17, 2022 11:06 PM |
I'm Christopher Plummer and I am going to hate this film for forever
by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 17, 2022 11:10 PM |
I'm The Cartier Jewelry in ‘The Great Gatsby’
by Anonymous | reply 105 | September 17, 2022 11:13 PM |
Oh dear, r77...
by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 17, 2022 11:49 PM |
I am the slave cast, below the servant class, that was forced to build and maintain the properties that is accurately depicted in these period piece adaptions.
Oh wait, they are never mentioned or seen.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | September 18, 2022 12:00 AM |
I'm the tree lined approach to the grand estate.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | September 18, 2022 1:07 AM |
I'm the clippety-clop of horse's hooves heard menacingly in the middle of the night, almost certainly bringing bad news.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | September 18, 2022 1:09 AM |
I'm the innkeeper obsequiously bowing and scraping as the aristos descend from the coach for a bit of refreshment.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | September 18, 2022 1:11 AM |
I'm the coach and four. I am just possibly the most uncomfortable vehicle for travel ever developed. As soon as the director calls, "Cut!" the actors get out and start groaning and clutching their backs, barely able to walk. Even though they haven't really travelled for two days in me. Trust me: a half hour will cripple you for life.
And why those narrow little wobbly steps out the door don't collapse under the weight of the ladies costumes, I don't know. I'm waiting for it. It will absolutely, totally, memorably, make my day.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | September 18, 2022 1:15 AM |
I’m the fop you’re all wondering about.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | September 18, 2022 1:17 AM |
We're the four pulling the coach. We're specially trained. The poor sod of an actor they've got playing the coachmen, clearly wasn't. For a brass farthing, we'd trample him underfoot.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | September 18, 2022 1:17 AM |
I’m the busty gal in the English Hammer films that always seems to attract the vampire.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | September 18, 2022 1:20 AM |
I'm the vast kitchen where roasted suckling pig revolves on a spit in a giant fireplace, whilst stout women in white caps and muslin dresses with white fichus across their bosoms pluck fowl and make pudding.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | September 18, 2022 1:20 AM |
I'm the leeches the local doctor applies to the pale arms of the heroine to try to cure her mysterious malady - she is, in fact, enceinte, but no one knows it yet.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | September 18, 2022 1:23 AM |
I'm the duel. I am either rapiers or pistols, depending on the century. But no period epic is complete without me.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | September 18, 2022 1:24 AM |
I'm the white Romeo shirts with billowy sleeves the duellists usually wear.
Occasionally it's a frock coat, if it's really cold out.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | September 18, 2022 1:26 AM |
I’m the anachronistic hairdos that inevitably appear in every period film.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | September 18, 2022 1:26 AM |
I’m the evil head maid who will try to ruin the main protagonists from behind the scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | September 18, 2022 1:27 AM |
I'm Janet Suzman and I am on loan from the Royal Shakespeare Company
by Anonymous | reply 121 | September 18, 2022 1:27 AM |
I am those voluminous hooded velvet cloaks the ladies wear when they silently run away in the middle of the night.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | September 18, 2022 1:28 AM |
I'm the hunchbacked nun
by Anonymous | reply 123 | September 18, 2022 1:30 AM |
I'm the foolscap the villain writes his confession on just before the hero is hanged for the villain's crime, it is so delicious the way the quill pen scratches on me as he writes.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | September 18, 2022 1:31 AM |
I'm the gallows in the town square. Sooner or later, I will play an important part in this film.
If the film is earlier than the 17th century, I become the block.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 18, 2022 1:34 AM |
I am the women in the audience, privately wondering how the fuck those women survived without tampons.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | September 18, 2022 1:36 AM |
I'm the bodice ripping sex scene.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | September 18, 2022 1:36 AM |
I am the despairing look the heroine gives her lover as she is married off to a man whom she not only does not love, but who is 30 years older than she is.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | September 18, 2022 1:38 AM |
R128 I am that man and my name is Sam Neill.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | September 18, 2022 1:40 AM |
I'm Lorna Doone.
I'm also the Prisoner of Zenda.
I'm also the Count of Monte Cristo.
I'm also Barry Lyndon.
I'm also Newland Archer.
I'm also the Scarlet Pimpernel.
I'm also Sidney Carton.
And Edgar Linton.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | September 18, 2022 1:41 AM |
^*I forgot, I'm also Mr Rochester
(I refuse to be Heathcliff - that man was a fucking sociopath)
by Anonymous | reply 131 | September 18, 2022 1:42 AM |
I'm the locket the orphanage kept as the only clue to the identity of the infant left on the convent doorstep 17 years ago.
Eventually, the locket will prove my owner's noble lineage and I will be passed on to his son one day.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | September 18, 2022 1:44 AM |
I'm the candles.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | September 18, 2022 1:45 AM |
I'm the chamber pot.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | September 18, 2022 1:46 AM |
I'm le droit de seigneur.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | September 18, 2022 1:46 AM |
I'm the fat cook.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | September 18, 2022 1:46 AM |
I'm the Duke of Madeuptitle
by Anonymous | reply 137 | September 18, 2022 1:46 AM |
I'm especially the women characters' hairstyles and costume shoulder silhouettes that are most likely reflective of the time in which the period piece is filmed (plus the Mary who, of course, will notice and write this...!).
by Anonymous | reply 138 | September 18, 2022 1:47 AM |
I’m Melinda going after the wrong man and regretting it for years to come. I guess you could say that it was Not a clear day.
I’m not even sure I can say I was in a period film. Well, as Scarlett O’hara once said to Rhett Butler once…partly.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | September 18, 2022 1:52 AM |
R96 I beg your pardon?!
by Anonymous | reply 140 | September 18, 2022 1:55 AM |
I'm that pesky issue that always dogs the heroine: love or money?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | September 18, 2022 1:57 AM |
I am Errol Flynn and Basil Rathbone.
We were born for period costume.
You can take the boy out of Sherwood Forest, but . . .
by Anonymous | reply 142 | September 18, 2022 2:01 AM |
I'm the contrast between the silk and lace dresses of the well born ladies, and the brown muslin of the servant girls.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | September 18, 2022 2:03 AM |
I am Lenski's aria from "Eugene Onegin", sung before I head off to a duel with my former friend, and Tchaikovsky's exquisite music make it clear Lenski is going to lose as he sets off in his frock coat and high hat to meet his second and get on with it.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | September 18, 2022 2:07 AM |
I'm the setting. You only get five choices:
United Kingdom
France
Russia
China
United States
by Anonymous | reply 145 | September 18, 2022 2:16 AM |
I'm a young English actor whose twinkdom was captured on film. Enjoy it, 'cos it's brief. Ah well, I'll trade up and thanks to the BBC/PBS/RSC/LCT (take care of T-C-B!), I'll never tire for work or respect.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | September 18, 2022 2:18 AM |
I'm the extraordinary amounts of red meat, wine, mead, ale, and pastry making the tables in the grand halls groan.
These people should all be dead by forty.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | September 18, 2022 2:24 AM |
I’m the music that gets loud and ominous when walks into the room a guy you thought was just an o.k. bloke and turns out to be the bad guy.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | September 18, 2022 2:26 AM |
I'm the two young and inexperienced actors that have to carry this period piece.
The supporting cast outshine us- Tom Baker, Jack Hawkins, Sir Michael Redgrave, Eric Porter, Harry Andrews, Maurice Denham, Timothy West, Irene Worth, Michael Bryant, Ian Holm, John Wood, Brian Cox, Julian Glover, John Neville, and Lord Laurence Olivier
by Anonymous | reply 149 | September 18, 2022 2:37 AM |
I'm Jenna Malone, and I hold the distinction of being the only actress in any period drama who's appropriate ripened lack of hygiene comes straight through the silver screen. I look as though I haven't had a good bath in six weeks, and that is how it should be - being true to the period.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | September 18, 2022 3:07 AM |
I'm all that repressed emotion. Sometimes I implode, sometimes I explode.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | September 18, 2022 3:37 AM |
I see your Jenna Malone and raise you by Gerard Depardieu in Danton.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | September 18, 2022 4:14 AM |
I’m Mr Darcy. Who will play me again next in yet another remake of P&P?
by Anonymous | reply 153 | September 18, 2022 9:54 AM |
R149 You left out Stanley Baker, Paul Scofield, Trevor Howard, and Robert Shaw.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | September 18, 2022 1:25 PM |
I'm the highwayman lurking in a stand of trees for the coach carrying Lady Stanley-Gascoigne and her jewel box.
I am ten times the man her cranky husband is, and she'll give me more than that box after ten minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | September 18, 2022 1:29 PM |
I’m Julie’s tampon.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | September 18, 2022 1:32 PM |
Who would that be R97?
by Anonymous | reply 157 | September 18, 2022 1:40 PM |
I'm Sir Ralph Richardson. I will playing the no nonsense widower who thinks my daughter is fugly and will never marry for love.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | September 18, 2022 2:09 PM |
I'm the feeling of being faint from "the vapors."
by Anonymous | reply 159 | September 18, 2022 2:40 PM |
I'm the decadent male lothario whose sole purpose is to spoil the heroin and destroy her. Proof of my evil ? I 'collect china'...Y'all know what that means (wink wink)
by Anonymous | reply 160 | September 19, 2022 9:09 PM |
I'm the caracter actor who plays the mother/father of the lead, even though I'm only 12 years older than they are.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | September 19, 2022 9:10 PM |
I’m the weight of second hour tedium that ensures an Oscar nod.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | September 19, 2022 9:30 PM |
I’m the disappointingly framed full frontal male nudity included for saucy publicity interviews and blu-ray sales to timid gay guys.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | September 19, 2022 9:46 PM |
I'm the British Empire
by Anonymous | reply 164 | September 19, 2022 10:23 PM |
I'm the rose garden in which the plain but wealthy county catch proposes to the heroine, who accepts him in order to save the family estate.
In the end, she realises he's worth ten of the handsome Hussar she's been pining for, but who was two-timing her with the rich widow in the next county.
I could have told her that, but who listens to roses?
by Anonymous | reply 165 | September 19, 2022 10:37 PM |
I'm the respectable but not well born lass who captures the heart of the Duke's heir. The family isn't having it. It's going to have to be Gretna Green. Then there will be nothing they can do with it.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | September 19, 2022 10:40 PM |
I'm the country bumpkin who saves the day by delivering this so important message to the Countess atthe last minute
by Anonymous | reply 167 | September 19, 2022 10:41 PM |
I'm Gretna Green. Oh, the stories I could tell!
by Anonymous | reply 168 | September 19, 2022 10:42 PM |
I'm smelling salts. I have a busy life, a very busy life.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | September 19, 2022 10:43 PM |
I'm the lead in all the pewter dishes they eat off.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | September 19, 2022 10:44 PM |
I'm the male clothes the heroine dresses in to run off to meet her lover at an inn.
Amazingly, I fit her perfectly, and she looks quite, er, toothsome as a young man, I must say.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | September 19, 2022 10:52 PM |
I'm the seconds at the duel. No one pays the slightest attention to us, and we are, after all crucial to the legitimacy of the outcome!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | September 19, 2022 11:01 PM |
I'm the military officer character
by Anonymous | reply 173 | September 20, 2022 1:04 AM |
I'm the hay in the hayloft.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | September 20, 2022 1:08 AM |
I'm the opera overture played during the closing credits
by Anonymous | reply 175 | September 20, 2022 3:08 AM |
I am the interior color palette. Monochromatic but with colors unfamiliar to today’s tastes; Teal dining rooms, canary yellow salons, raspberry colored drawing rooms, sanguine red bedrooms. You get the idea.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | September 20, 2022 3:45 AM |
I'm the 2nd movement of Beethoven's 7th Symphony. I'm often worked into the background score to add gravitas and class.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | September 20, 2022 5:15 AM |
I'm Vanessa Redgrave's stupid, ecstatic smile.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | September 20, 2022 8:15 AM |
I'm the bumbling village vicar with a giveaway red face.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | September 20, 2022 10:31 AM |
R179 Simon Callow is that you ? WHET you, dear ?
by Anonymous | reply 180 | September 20, 2022 12:14 PM |
I'm the silk purse dangling by a cord from the heroine's wrist. You have no more idea what I contain than you did the Queen's purses.
And that's as it should be.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | September 20, 2022 6:06 PM |
I'm the tapestries hiding the rot in the grand homes' walls and keeping out the mighty draughts in winter.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | September 20, 2022 6:08 PM |
We only do period pieces set in the UK, because we can only do a British accent and play grand dame roles.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | September 20, 2022 6:44 PM |
[quote]I'm the one nude scene to get an R rating
As a horny middle schooler in the early '90s with no access to video/print porn, I used to rent period movies from the '70s and '80s (particularly foreign) to get my rocks off. I knew there was bound to be male nudity. 😂
Thankfully, my family got internet connection in 1996, when I was a junior.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | September 20, 2022 6:50 PM |
R184 Didn't they do some India and Italy ones too?
by Anonymous | reply 186 | September 20, 2022 6:51 PM |
R44 Maggie Smith didn't win her Supporting Oscar for a period film. CALIFORNIA SUITE was set in then contemporary 1978 though now that era (forty-four years ago) is considered period, I suppose.
Man, to think that in 1978, forty-four years ago was 1934!
by Anonymous | reply 187 | September 20, 2022 6:55 PM |
I'm the horses. Don't believe that shit at the end of the credits where they state that "No animal was harmed during the filming of this production".
by Anonymous | reply 188 | September 20, 2022 7:22 PM |
I’m Miss Havisham. The best damn period piece that was never had. Bow down bitches.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | September 20, 2022 9:08 PM |
I'm the footpad. You will never see anything but my shadow.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | September 21, 2022 12:00 AM |
I'm the crone in the broken down cottage at the edge of the wood. The young women seek me out because they know I can predict the future. They always bring me a gift: a few coins, some tobacco, some eggs, even a bit of port. It's not much, but it's a living.
I really can see the future, but I have to be careful, or I'll end up at the stake.
In other words, I am an old crone who can see the future playing an old crone who can see the future so I appear as an old crone chivvying silly young women along for some money, tobacco, eggs, and sometimes a bit of port.
If they only knew.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | September 21, 2022 12:07 AM |
I'm the witty retort delivered in exactly the same manner by Dame Maggie Smith for the last 50 years to rapturous wonder by armies of wizened homosexuals across the English speaking world...and beyond...
by Anonymous | reply 192 | September 21, 2022 12:08 AM |
I'm the Horned God. After those fertility festivals that the peasants persist in holding, God love them, I can't walk for days.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | September 21, 2022 12:09 AM |
R192 "Wizened"? Who are you calling "wizened" sirrah!
by Anonymous | reply 194 | September 21, 2022 12:10 AM |
I'm the expression "La!" which not one lady of the Regency period ever uttered in her life.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | September 21, 2022 12:13 AM |
I'm Tintagel Castle, and as you know, the walls have ears.
And if you believe for one moment that Igraine didn't know Uther wasn't Gorlois, you'll probably believe everything you see in yet another bloody filming of the Arthurian legend.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | September 21, 2022 12:16 AM |
I'm the handsome but dead-eyed young actor haunted by Franco Zeffirelli's midnight visits to his hotel room, his needy and clammy hands, his semi-erect cock and bad breath.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | September 21, 2022 12:24 AM |
I'm the highwayman.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | September 21, 2022 12:26 AM |
The Highwayman came riding, riding, riding…
by Anonymous | reply 199 | September 21, 2022 12:58 AM |
I'm the costumes from "Nicholas and Alexandra," "Zhivago" AND "McCabe & Mrs. Miller" that are all supposedly period films but TOTALLY 70's, who did they think they were fooling?
by Anonymous | reply 200 | September 21, 2022 1:39 AM |
I'm also Denholm Elliott.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | September 21, 2022 1:40 AM |
I’m the CGI. You didn’t really think they built all those fancy shmancy sets and buildings, did you?
Meet my partner, Green Screen.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | September 21, 2022 1:55 AM |
R199 I'm Bess, plaiting a dark red love knot in my long black hair.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | September 21, 2022 9:54 AM |
I'm the rhythmic thumping of the tell-tale heart, beating steadily, as we lay quitely next to one another, sharing but one cover in the room of all the matronly aunties, their husbands and spawn... howling winds, creeking wood beams, have nothing on Gertrude's snore.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | September 21, 2022 10:10 AM |
r199 I'm the Lady of Shalott... you might come riding, riding, riding but I'm just going to lie there dead until I nearly drown, forced to clean to a post for life until my raven haired beauty, my eternal rival, comes to rescue me and I reluctantly surrender myself onto him.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | September 21, 2022 10:15 AM |
I'm R43 = I'm Maggie Smith's performance. You've seen me 1,256 times, since 1962, but you never tire of me.
[quote]R192 I'm the witty retort delivered in exactly the same manner by Dame Maggie Smith for the last 50 years to rapturous wonder by armies of wizened homosexuals across the English speaking world...and beyond...
R192, aren't you ashamed of yourself ? is taht what you do ? are you Amy Schumer, stealing other peoples's jokes ?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | September 21, 2022 10:25 AM |
I'm Kiera Knightley's complete lack of talent
by Anonymous | reply 207 | September 21, 2022 10:49 AM |
I'm the Americsn accents!
by Anonymous | reply 208 | September 21, 2022 10:57 AM |
I don't know why they keep putting Keira Knightley in period dramas. She's too thin and morose for the eras.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | September 21, 2022 10:58 AM |
I'm the corsets.
If I'm in a British film, I will be correct for the period and look as uncomfortable as hell. If I'm in an American film, I will be some colorful satiny thing that looks like it came from Victoria's Secret, and I'll probably be worn on the outside of the gown!
by Anonymous | reply 210 | September 21, 2022 11:00 AM |
I'm Julia Roberts' costume in her one attempt at period drama, screaming for casting to give it a rethink and put someone who looks like she belongs in something besides a miniskirt in the role.
And it wasn't even that far back.
Christ, Neeson would have looked better in that midi-blouse and skirt
Did we need to add her to The Troubles?!
by Anonymous | reply 211 | September 21, 2022 11:01 AM |
Incidentally, Brit Emma Watson is very anti-corsets (she says they are symbols of female oppression or something) and has refused to wear them even in period films.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | September 21, 2022 11:14 AM |
This is why I hate us.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | September 21, 2022 11:26 AM |
My friend though having her period in 6th grade was cool cause she said she could piss blood
by Anonymous | reply 214 | September 21, 2022 11:30 AM |
I’m the affected, pretentious acting style.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | September 21, 2022 12:01 PM |
I'm Columbia Pictures, and we are proud to present....
by Anonymous | reply 216 | September 21, 2022 1:59 PM |
I'm Ruth Prawer Jhabvala!
by Anonymous | reply 217 | September 21, 2022 2:38 PM |
I’m the smell of mothballs. All of those 1960 vintage wool suits the extras are wearing reek of me.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | September 21, 2022 9:04 PM |
I'm the Gothuc script the credits and titles are done in.
Don't even bother, no one else can decipher them, either
by Anonymous | reply 219 | September 21, 2022 9:14 PM |
^*Gothic
by Anonymous | reply 220 | September 21, 2022 9:19 PM |
I'm an antique book somebody is reading. For some reason producers always use us yellowed, brittle books or magazines from the actual era their period films are set in even though we would have been new at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | September 21, 2022 9:56 PM |
I'm also the 8 Academy Award nominations (no more/no less) for dull shit like Best Adapted Screenplay, Costume Design, Original Score, etc. and never for the acting or directing.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | September 22, 2022 1:07 AM |
I’m taking my carriage over to Larkrise with a basket full of Chillicothe sandwiches. I have a distinctive lilt in my voice to draw the line between town and country. I’m also taking the doctor to treat the young country child suffering from Biliousness, we’ve brought leeches!
by Anonymous | reply 223 | September 22, 2022 1:28 AM |
Speaking of period films, they are finally making a movie of Are You There God, it’s Me Margaret.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | September 22, 2022 1:32 AM |
I'm the end credits that label the actors and characters "The Players" besides "Cast"
by Anonymous | reply 225 | September 22, 2022 1:46 PM |
I'M THE COLONEL BEING UNEXPECTEDLY AND MYSTERIOUSLY CALLED BACK TO LONDON in the middle of a picnic, whisked away on my horse, leaving my females guest aghast and vulnerable to their seducer
by Anonymous | reply 226 | September 22, 2022 9:15 PM |
Who is Christopher Brandon?
Let's try notable historical whores for a thousand, Ken.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | September 22, 2022 9:56 PM |
I'm tea laid in the expansive grounds on a languid summer afternoon, with antique china, linen and silver, and a table laden with sandwiches (no crusts), and cakes by that insufferable Mrs Crocombe Hardcover who does those frightening recipes "The Victorian Way".
by Anonymous | reply 228 | September 22, 2022 10:31 PM |
I'm Julie Christie elegantly brooding in a hammock
by Anonymous | reply 229 | September 22, 2022 10:35 PM |
I'm the chamber pots under the bed they never show being used.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | September 22, 2022 10:39 PM |
During Lockdown I started to watching Eastenders on Daily Motion from its first episode. I think it stated early 1980s (close enough). It occurred to me that that is now a period piece.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | September 22, 2022 10:47 PM |
^ Or the horse shit which would have been all over the streets and roads. Excepting the London ball arrival scene in S and S "Do be careful as the horses have been here!" - Mrs. Jennings
by Anonymous | reply 233 | September 22, 2022 10:49 PM |
I'm the horse shit falling straight from the horse's ass on the perfect manicured lawn in DEATH ON THE NILE overture shot plop plop plop
by Anonymous | reply 234 | September 22, 2022 10:54 PM |
I'm the token American actor/actress in an otherwise all British cast
by Anonymous | reply 235 | September 26, 2022 6:26 PM |
I'm Kevin Spacey, sexually harassing all the good-looking actors and crew members behind the scenes
by Anonymous | reply 236 | September 26, 2022 6:33 PM |
Or I'm the British actor playing an American role and sound distinctly un-American.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | September 26, 2022 6:58 PM |
I'm the lack of contractions in the dialogue.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | September 26, 2022 7:06 PM |
I'm the absence of all bodily functions, odd for any era.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | September 26, 2022 8:01 PM |
I'm the plucked eyebrows, shimmery highlighter, and L'oreal Voluminous Mascara on the 19th century maiden
by Anonymous | reply 240 | September 26, 2022 8:12 PM |
[quote] I'm the lack of contractions in the dialogue.
Except for shan’t and daren’t.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | September 26, 2022 8:44 PM |
I'm Jeremy Northam. I know y'all wish to see more of me
by Anonymous | reply 242 | September 26, 2022 10:52 PM |
I'm the maddeningly dim candlelight in the dining room for artistic verisimilitude.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | September 26, 2022 11:00 PM |
I'm the below stairs hierarchy.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | September 26, 2022 11:01 PM |
I'm the hilarious nightcaps worn to bed.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | September 26, 2022 11:01 PM |
I'm the hot gamekeeper the Lady of the 'Ouse pines for, always hanging about with a rifle in the crook of his elbow.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | September 26, 2022 11:02 PM |
I'm the quadrille danced only after supper.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | September 26, 2022 11:04 PM |
I'm the framed needlepoint piece that the actresses pierce repeatedly in the drawing room as if they actually knew what the fuck they were doing.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | September 26, 2022 11:05 PM |
I'm the strawberry eaten lasciviously by the heroin
by Anonymous | reply 249 | September 26, 2022 11:06 PM |
I'm the rogue who cheats at cards, going through my fortune like water and disgracing the family name. Eventually, I will put a bullet through my head.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | September 26, 2022 11:06 PM |
"I'm the strawberry eaten lasciviously by the heroin"
Oh, DEAR!
by Anonymous | reply 251 | September 26, 2022 11:07 PM |
I'm the actresses with long flowing hair in a 1920s period piece. We were too vain to cut our hair into a bob.
I'm the actors and actresses in the same movie with orange spray tans and gym bodies
by Anonymous | reply 252 | September 27, 2022 12:43 AM |
I'm the bought marmalade
by Anonymous | reply 253 | September 27, 2022 1:01 AM |
I'm the crimson silk gown worn at the ball where every other young woman is wearing white or pale pink satin. Subtle I'm not, but how else would you know my possessor is DOOMED.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | September 27, 2022 10:26 AM |
I'm the PERIOD PIECE FILM of the MUSICAL sort. I've decided this time that my cast would sing LIVE on set. The industry is so shocked that the first reaction is to throw awards at me like it were raining oscars. After the dust settles, I become an legendary object of horror and ridicule. looking at you , Russell C.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | September 27, 2022 10:34 AM |
I'm the infant in swaddling clothes left on the doorstep of the orphanage.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | September 27, 2022 12:16 PM |
I'm the Lord of the Manor who, oddly, although long married, only has three children, whilst his tenants in their thatched roof cottages seem to have swarms of them.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | September 27, 2022 12:18 PM |
I'm male primogeniture.
The Queen may have gotten rid of it for the royal line of succession, but I'm hanging on in the hereditary peerage.
Without me, 60% of those story lines would either.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | September 27, 2022 12:28 PM |
R257 only has three *legitimste* children!
Like c any gentleman, he has at least 20 bastards.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | September 27, 2022 1:18 PM |
I'm the shitter down which went straight the career of Hilary Swank, famously unknown double best actress oscar winner
by Anonymous | reply 260 | September 27, 2022 1:20 PM |
Am I "to the manor born, or to the manner born, ?" , Datalounge's enduring controversy, second only to the pasta draining scandal.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | September 27, 2022 1:23 PM |
R251 You may well arsk. In looking it up, I found it used both ways legitimately.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | September 27, 2022 1:37 PM |
I'm DAME EDITH EVANS
by Anonymous | reply 263 | October 8, 2022 7:53 PM |
^I'm Dame Flora Robson.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | October 9, 2022 1:01 AM |
I'm the sound of horns blowing and hounds baying as the hunt commences.
I am the sound of civilised savagery, and the audience know it.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | October 9, 2022 1:03 AM |
I'm Deborah Kerr as The Governess
by Anonymous | reply 266 | October 9, 2022 3:50 AM |
I'm the remarkably good teeth displayed by people living in an age of brutal dentistry and on diets that probably rotted their teeth by twenty.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | October 9, 2022 10:08 AM |
I'm the strawberry jelly that Gene put on the tampon for his table-scaping competition.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | October 9, 2022 11:11 AM |
I'm Sir Robert, I'm Prince Amerigo, I'm sir Robert again, I'm Mr Knightley, I'm Ivor Novello, I'm Thomas More, I'm hot as fuck and more handsome even. I'm...
by Anonymous | reply 269 | October 9, 2022 7:32 PM |
I'm the bad Italian spoken by Brits
by Anonymous | reply 270 | May 18, 2024 1:40 AM |