Madame Blavatsky has spoken to you in a dream that your 15K GoFundMe campaign will be a quick and complete success. And you deserve a Glow UP.
[quote] What GlowUp treatment your 15k GoFundMe pay for?
First off, I'm going to buy you a verb, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 26, 2024 9:57 PM |
A modal verb? 🤣
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 26, 2024 9:59 PM |
Fuck that, I am buying garden stuff and new clothes (one size up)
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 26, 2024 10:00 PM |
Cosmetic dentistry...my teeth arent the best (chiclet teeth and gummy smile) and as a lifetime smoker (I quit 6 years ago) I've never been able to get them as white as they should be. I consider myself pretty attractive if not for that. I do need to lose a few pounds but I dont trust Ozempic yet and it's much easier to lose weight than get my teeth fixed
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 26, 2024 10:08 PM |
Yeah...no. I have been impatiently waiting for my years of hard living to catch up with me and everything falling apart. I'm there. I don't have to give a shit anymore. It's heaven.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 26, 2024 10:14 PM |
15k won’t buy as much cosmetic dentistry as you might think w/o air travel
OTOH, it’s enough for a facelift from a top plastic surgeon at a university hospital
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 26, 2024 10:46 PM |