Let's create a legit Datalounge SCHOLARSHIP
Educational expenses are some of the highest they've ever been! Textbooks. Rent. Tuition.
Let's help a young m̶a̶n̶, erm, scholar out in need. Let's create a DL scholarship!
What should the parameters and qualifications be?
I'll match whatever R1 donates.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 25, 2024 1:33 AM
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No queer, nonbinary bullshit
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 9, 2024 5:01 AM
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[quote] Textbooks.
What is the resale market for used textbooks?
What would be the major or program of the recipient?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 9, 2024 5:02 AM
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I think there should be a written exam. Old movie quotes, DL memes, Golden Age Hollywood, etc. Put him in a room with a rotary telephone and see if he reaches for a pencil...
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 9, 2024 5:04 AM
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He must be okay with presenting hole.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 9, 2024 5:06 AM
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I'd honestly donate $$ to this scholarship!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 9, 2024 5:07 AM
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He has to want to major in online gossip and/or pop culture. Or very unusual birth defects. I'm just putting that out there.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 9, 2024 5:08 AM
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I'll be that asshole.
Must be male, must be gay.
No LBTQIA2S
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 9, 2024 5:09 AM
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If you seriously want to contribute, contact the LGBTQ+ resource center or similar organization at a campus near you. They'll know of existing scholarships and programs to which you can contribute.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 9, 2024 5:11 AM
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R12 Fuck that.
I want to donate to the DATALOUNGE GAY scholarship.
I trust us more.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 9, 2024 5:13 AM
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10 miles or less to qualify. And foreskin.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 9, 2024 5:21 AM
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Including a meal plan... a generous meal plan? Asking for a friend.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 9, 2024 5:27 AM
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How have the requirements changed since 2021?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 18 | April 9, 2024 5:29 AM
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The fact that we can't post news posts or info in the thread you just linked is new, R18.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 9, 2024 5:32 AM
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No STEM majors. No pre-med, no pre-law. No pre-anything. No political science.
Acceptable majors: art history, liberal arts, theater, etc.
(BTW, there's no such thing as pre-law.)
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 9, 2024 5:42 AM
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Must know how to clutch pearls and master the art of sashaying in a caftan.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 9, 2024 5:48 AM
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The Marsha P. Johnson accuracy in media scholarship.
The Erna veritifica scholarship in digestive health research.
The Lume/Cheryl scholarship in the research and of eradicating and permanently of horrendous female odor.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 9, 2024 6:04 AM
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No fats, no femmes, no Asians!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 9, 2024 6:07 AM
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Must write an essay describing how the scholarship would help them succeed in college.
For example, “This scholarship would allow me to not have to be ganged raped by Kevin Spacey, Will Smith, and Jerry Falwell to pay my tuition. Instead, it would allow me to be gang raped by these men for fun”
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 9, 2024 6:16 AM
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He’s not allowed to order Lunchables via Uber Eats.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 9, 2024 6:23 AM
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He must have a full bush.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 9, 2024 6:30 AM
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He has to have body hair.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 9, 2024 7:43 AM
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Must own all 7 seasons of “The Golden Girls” on DVD or subscribe to a streaming service where they’re available. “The Golden Palace” can be studied for extra credit.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 9, 2024 8:51 AM
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Totally vers so as not to discriminate.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 9, 2024 8:59 AM
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Must have an attractive disability - he’s mute, but not deaf (the sounds are displeasing) or can’t see the color green.
He must have witnessed, but not experienced, a terrible tragedy - like burns from a bad perm or a mother’s baby weight that never went away.
He must carry books with him (not the same fucking book!) wherever he goes so he can stare off into the distance while contemplating what he read. Oh, his disability may be that he mouths the words he reads!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 9, 2024 10:37 AM
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He can be 30 but MUST look 20.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 9, 2024 12:44 PM
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He should be proficient in a second language.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 9, 2024 12:45 PM
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This thread is making me horny as hell!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 9, 2024 12:56 PM
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Long fingers and long hairy toes - he should be able to hold a pencil with his feet.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 9, 2024 12:59 PM
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No tattoos or, at maximum, a small one of Olympic rings on the left inner biceps.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 9, 2024 1:02 PM
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Must have a fat delicious ass that he pretends not to notice but secretly loves to have spanked or eaten all night from below.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 9, 2024 1:03 PM
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He must leave Mommas mussy cold like a frozen turkey, i. e. no jug ears and neck tattoos.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 9, 2024 1:05 PM
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His first name should sound like a mineral.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 9, 2024 1:07 PM
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He should have a mug shot.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 9, 2024 1:09 PM
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Absolutely not R20. Art history majors, especially the NYU types are scrawny kids with painted fingernails, mascara, and Body Odor. I prefer nerdy physics majors in baggy clothes that reveal beautiful bodies and giant dicks.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 9, 2024 1:10 PM
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They must pass the Basic Eldergay portion of the exam with at least a 60 percent score.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 9, 2024 1:29 PM
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The Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO early childhood education scholarship for creative discipline solutions.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 9, 2024 1:48 PM
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And the Mrs. Agnes "You Could Stand To Lose A Few" Carpenter fitness and diet associate degree.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 9, 2024 1:50 PM
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TO R2,R3, and R4...I agree with you, Gay and Lesbian only!!
I have clients who endow scholarships who do this, lots of computer tech scholarships too.
And, if the girl gets pregnant, better be "abortion time" cause the scholarship does not count if you drop out to birth a brat!!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 9, 2024 1:52 PM
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Must say “I have sufficient” when full after every meal.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 9, 2024 2:40 PM
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This is “lowkey” (as the kids say) a DL version of a casting couch.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 9, 2024 2:58 PM
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R48 Then we also have the Patsy Stone "Chuck It Down The Pan!" abortion provision.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 9, 2024 3:02 PM
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R51, good. Now the candidate better put out or shut up!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 9, 2024 3:03 PM
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The Britney Jean Spears scholarship for the study and eradication of irritation and inflammation of the female reproductive system.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 9, 2024 3:04 PM
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Will the recipient be auctioning off his v-card to the highest bidder as a fundraiser for the scholarship?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 10, 2024 3:36 AM
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The Bryan Singer Heavily Endowed Boys Early Childhood Scholarship.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 10, 2024 4:30 AM
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There needs to be a scholarship named after Julianne Moore.
Seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 10, 2024 4:39 AM
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R56 Must send photographed verification using provided ruler.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 11, 2024 9:00 AM
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Let’s not forget the Yaas Kween exclusion clause.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 14, 2024 11:53 AM
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The Joel's Neighbor School of Veterinary Medicine will offer a scholarship for the study of Lhasa Apsos.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 14, 2024 12:08 PM
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In order to receive the culinary scholarship, students must be well versed in Crisco.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 14, 2024 12:10 PM
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Knows all the lyrics to " Send in the Clowns."
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 14, 2024 2:46 PM
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R65 extra points if you they can name the various singers/year of release.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 24, 2024 2:21 AM
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“Applicants must be willing to complete a course in heterosexual code-switching.”
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 24, 2024 2:36 AM
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Must be able to name eight different shades of beige
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 24, 2024 2:45 AM
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Must demonstrate knowledge of Miss Peanut and swear to call upon her for emotional assistance should college prove just too [italic]too[/italic], darling.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 24, 2024 3:11 AM
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Eliminate everything but the "G" from LGBTQIA#@#FWKFSFSAFAS
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 24, 2024 7:46 AM
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To R68...Seriously, are there 8 different shades of Beige. Isn't Beige just Beige; am I getting suspended from the GAY HGTV Decorating club?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 24, 2024 5:28 PM
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Must write 200-page dissertation on THAT GIRL AND PHIL and be prepared to defend it in front of a panel of DL's most "Oh, DEAR" queens.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 25, 2024 1:33 AM
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