I’m “read for filth”.
Let’s be Outdated Sayings
by Anonymous | reply 207 | April 27, 2024 6:58 PM |
"Slay"
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 28, 2024 3:48 PM |
I’m “Yasssss, Kween!”
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 28, 2024 3:49 PM |
“Mother is everything!” or any other variations on “Mother!”
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 28, 2024 3:50 PM |
Far out
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 28, 2024 3:52 PM |
Gollee nez; far out; My stars; total blast; gross; slim pickens; boy howdy; rad; believe you me
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 28, 2024 3:55 PM |
“It’s giving…”
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 28, 2024 3:57 PM |
I’m the cat’s pajamas.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 28, 2024 4:01 PM |
Gollee nez?? Never heard that one, r5
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 28, 2024 4:02 PM |
Groovy
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 28, 2024 4:03 PM |
"....they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 28, 2024 4:08 PM |
Goodnight Nurse!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 28, 2024 4:11 PM |
"___'s the BOMB!" or " ___'s BOMB!"
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 28, 2024 4:15 PM |
Mid. Based. I want these silly words to go away quickly.
Only because I’m old and I don’t know what they mean.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 28, 2024 4:22 PM |
Totally rad!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 28, 2024 4:31 PM |
Can I still say bomb.com, R12?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 28, 2024 4:58 PM |
I'm "on fleek."
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 28, 2024 4:58 PM |
I'm "bye, Felicia."
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 28, 2024 4:58 PM |
outta sight
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 28, 2024 5:02 PM |
R10 is right, the white fight for equality is being overtaken by the black supremacy movement for “equity”.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 28, 2024 6:11 PM |
Jardiance is really swell.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 28, 2024 7:23 PM |
In my neck of the woods decades ago, a "bomb" referred to an old delapidated automobile.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 28, 2024 7:32 PM |
23-skiddoo
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 28, 2024 7:32 PM |
Cool beans!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 28, 2024 7:41 PM |
I feel seen
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 28, 2024 7:47 PM |
" In a New York minute."
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 28, 2024 7:53 PM |
The customer is always right.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 28, 2024 7:53 PM |
"Like, totally."
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 28, 2024 7:59 PM |
I love my wife, but oh, you kid!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 28, 2024 8:00 PM |
Totally bitchin’
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 28, 2024 8:03 PM |
Hey, good lookin’, what’s cookin’?
Chicken!, Wanna neck?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 28, 2024 8:05 PM |
Groovy.
Far out.
Outta sight.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 28, 2024 8:05 PM |
Colored.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 28, 2024 8:12 PM |
I want to spoon under a June moon with my dapper Dan.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 28, 2024 8:15 PM |
Let's bring back the feels.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 28, 2024 8:15 PM |
I’m “quarantining”! Let’s social distance!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 28, 2024 9:14 PM |
One nation, indivisible
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 28, 2024 9:17 PM |
Space cadet
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 28, 2024 9:23 PM |
Gay men.
Homosexual.
(I’m not against these, but unfortunately they’ve become outdated and I’ve been effectively rendered invisible)
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 28, 2024 9:43 PM |
I approached some young negroes, extended my arm and said “slap me some skin, blood! Gimme five!” Then turned my palms downward and said “on the nickel side!” That’s all I remember, officers, until I came to.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 28, 2024 10:29 PM |
Keep on truckin'r
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 28, 2024 10:32 PM |
Gag me with a spoon
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 28, 2024 10:33 PM |
“How are you doing?” An idiot from Friends ruined a perfectly good greeting.
“That’ll do, Pig.” What was once a compliment to unfortunate-looking coworkers for a job well done has been conscripted by bossy homosexuals involved in sexplay.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 28, 2024 10:37 PM |
"Can you dig it?"
"What's your bag?"
"That's peachy-keen!"
"Like, gag me with a spoon."
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 28, 2024 10:47 PM |
"Excuse me, stewardess? I speak jive."
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 28, 2024 10:47 PM |
I'm gagged.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 28, 2024 11:25 PM |
I’m boots the house down.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 28, 2024 11:36 PM |
Ladies and Gentlemen
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 28, 2024 11:48 PM |
I’m “I’ll bet you dollars to donuts….”
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 28, 2024 11:51 PM |
Stunning and brave
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 29, 2024 1:27 AM |
A lot of keen responses!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 29, 2024 1:37 AM |
You're welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 29, 2024 1:39 AM |
Excuse me.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 29, 2024 1:40 AM |
Safe sex.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 29, 2024 2:05 AM |
He's a solid sender!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 29, 2024 2:15 AM |
Now you're cooking with gas!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 29, 2024 2:31 AM |
R21 that would be a "beater".
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 29, 2024 2:36 AM |
Diss.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 29, 2024 2:50 AM |
Youngsters
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 29, 2024 3:02 AM |
Yutes
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 29, 2024 3:07 AM |
"Word!"
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 29, 2024 3:12 AM |
“I got so distracted I ripped the phone out of the wall”
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 29, 2024 3:24 AM |
For the love of Mike!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 29, 2024 3:26 AM |
I really enjoyed that Broadway musical.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 29, 2024 3:32 AM |
Isn't that dandy?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 29, 2024 3:37 AM |
Wife-beater.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 29, 2024 4:03 AM |
“A very queer thing happened to me last night?!”
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 29, 2024 4:37 AM |
Now you’re cooking on all burners 🔥
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 29, 2024 5:04 AM |
Be still! People will think you have San Vitus dance. And don't eat that, you'll get sugar die beet us!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 29, 2024 5:43 AM |
It is what it is!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 29, 2024 5:58 AM |
“just the tip, daddy”
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 29, 2024 5:58 AM |
Shady Pines, Ma.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 29, 2024 5:59 AM |
Rachet.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 29, 2024 1:15 PM |
That’s so gay!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 29, 2024 1:17 PM |
Hot tranny mess
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 29, 2024 1:29 PM |
It’s just “tranny mess” now.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 29, 2024 1:39 PM |
Ho-bag.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 29, 2024 1:54 PM |
Werk
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 29, 2024 1:54 PM |
All that and a bag of chips
Kick him to the curb
Drop that zero and get with a hero
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 29, 2024 2:22 PM |
"You've got she-male"
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 29, 2024 3:07 PM |
I'm giving all of these the side-eye.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 29, 2024 5:04 PM |
Let's make like a banana and split!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 29, 2024 10:23 PM |
Make like peanut butter and spread yourself!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 29, 2024 10:27 PM |
That was quite a yarn!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 29, 2024 10:55 PM |
I have to go powder my nose.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 29, 2024 11:02 PM |
I've got to go lay some cable.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 29, 2024 11:03 PM |
I'm living my truth.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 30, 2024 5:45 AM |
Cool story, bro
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 31, 2024 6:14 PM |
Dial the phone
Party line
Use the clicker
The television set (TV set)
Put the radio on FM
Got a ciggie butt?
Who’s got a matchbook?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 31, 2024 6:18 PM |
I’m saying someone or something “ate!”
Yassss! Mother ate that sissy walk, bitch! Yassss!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 5, 2024 6:46 PM |
[quote]Got a ciggie butt?
UK, r88?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 5, 2024 9:38 PM |
“Loose lips sink ships.”
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 7, 2024 12:52 AM |
Heavens to Betsy
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 7, 2024 3:39 AM |
I asked a young man to put his John Hancock at the bottom, and he looked at me like I was the stranger-danger homosexual his parents warned him about.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 7, 2024 6:26 AM |
Uncle Sam wants you
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 7, 2024 5:31 PM |
R93 omits that he shimmied up his caftan as he said that
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 7, 2024 6:04 PM |
For Pete's Sake
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 7, 2024 6:45 PM |
"Is that Miss or Mrs.?"
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 7, 2024 6:52 PM |
Hello sailor!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 7, 2024 11:42 PM |
"Tell me [x] without telling me [x]."
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 7, 2024 11:48 PM |
Cool story bro, and anything regarding "Karen" is completely played out.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 8, 2024 12:24 AM |
But, I think the term "Karen," not as part of a longer saying, is pretty well-established and ongoing.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 8, 2024 12:33 AM |
"I'm free, white and 21"
"Say, that's mighty white of you."
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 8, 2024 8:23 PM |
"Crank the car up"
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 8, 2024 8:25 PM |
Super!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 8, 2024 8:38 PM |
Paper or plastic?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 8, 2024 8:39 PM |
You sound like a broken phonograph record.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 8, 2024 8:40 PM |
Have they gone - ALL THE WAY yet?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 8, 2024 8:42 PM |
Bucky Dent is a Fox 🦊.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 8, 2024 8:42 PM |
Slide over - I’ll drive.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 8, 2024 8:44 PM |
^^^This.
This is the way.
This is the way right here./This right here is the way.
A M A Z I N G
my dude/my good dude
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 8, 2024 8:44 PM |
I want “bet” to be over. ‘No cap’ and ‘based’ are also social media brain-rot induced idiocy.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 8, 2024 8:46 PM |
DY-NO-MITE!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 8, 2024 9:10 PM |
Cool beans.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 8, 2024 9:29 PM |
23 skidoo
Hot cha cha cha cha cha!
Scram
Beat it, squirt (this was actually said on television)
Til the cows come home
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 8, 2024 9:51 PM |
R114 Just how are ARE you? 140?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 9, 2024 5:00 PM |
Roll down the window.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 9, 2024 7:35 PM |
Send that Air Mail Special Delivery!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 9, 2024 11:34 PM |
I’m not used to seeing fat people.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 9, 2024 11:54 PM |
Operator
GET ME THE POLICE !
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 9, 2024 11:55 PM |
A person gets into a taxi and says -
Driver, FOLLOW THAT CAR!
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 9, 2024 11:56 PM |
Is it okay for me to wear BLUE JEANS on the subway?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 9, 2024 11:57 PM |
“It’s too cold to go out for a smoke, I’ll just have one here in the bar.” 🚬
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 9, 2024 11:58 PM |
“Oh, it was very grand!”
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 10, 2024 12:38 AM |
Spill it! It's your dime!
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 10, 2024 1:46 AM |
For the Brits:
"Freddie Starr ate my hamster!"
"Where's the cougar, matey?"
by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 10, 2024 2:10 AM |
In like Flynn
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 10, 2024 3:19 AM |
Buddy, can you spare a dime?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 10, 2024 8:42 PM |
Paper or plastic?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 10, 2024 8:56 PM |
Cash or charge?
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 10, 2024 8:57 PM |
Regular or unleaded?
by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 10, 2024 8:57 PM |
Smoking or non?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 11, 2024 1:27 AM |
Cock or dildo?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 11, 2024 2:24 AM |
a/s/l?
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 11, 2024 2:39 AM |
Read the riot act
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 13, 2024 5:24 AM |
Drop a dime = To snitch to the police (as in, to drop a dime into a payphone and call the cops)
Pissing on ice = To be extravagantly wealthy (as in, to be so rich you can afford to visit high-class saloons that put ice in the urinals to keep the pipes flushed)
None of your affair = None of your business
Speak no more of this folly = You've presented a stupid idea, and you should forget you ever introduced it
I don't chew my cabbage twice = I don't repeat myself (from the ancient Roman custom of chewing fresh cabbage as a hangover cure, which only worked once per cabbage)
Ham-and-Egger = An ordinary or dull person; someone of modest wage, appearance, and impression.
Don't sell me a dog = Don't lie to me. Also known as "Don't spit on my cupcake and call it frosting!"
Rebecca of Fucky-Brook Farm = A random person, as in "Who else would've shot my cousin? Rebecca of Fucky-Brook Farm?"
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 13, 2024 5:46 AM |
Trick or treat for Unicef!
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 13, 2024 12:32 PM |
Do you need anything at the A&P?
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 13, 2024 12:35 PM |
Here's a quarter -- call someone who cares.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 13, 2024 4:09 PM |
In like Flynn!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 13, 2024 7:05 PM |
I should have known you’d know where to find the boys and the booze 🥃.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 13, 2024 7:09 PM |
What was your maiden name?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 13, 2024 7:16 PM |
R140 you're drunk and posted in the wrong thread you bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 13, 2024 9:33 PM |
None of your beeswax!
You think you’re big.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 14, 2024 12:30 AM |
Gay!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 14, 2024 2:19 AM |
Make America Great Again
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 15, 2024 2:47 AM |
I'll wipe the floor with you!
by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 15, 2024 2:48 AM |
MADA
Make America Defecate Again
by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 15, 2024 2:54 AM |
“Payphone.”
by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 15, 2024 3:16 AM |
Full serve or self serve. Ethyl or regular. If this vans a rocking don't bother knockin. Ass gas or grass nobody rides for free. These are all sexual I didn't realize it at the time they were in use except for the van one of course.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 15, 2024 3:59 AM |
Neato
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 15, 2024 4:09 AM |
Back in 1995 I was the
CATS 🐱 PAJAMAS
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 15, 2024 7:29 PM |
Be choosy- Choose genuine Bell.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 16, 2024 12:12 AM |
Who Pumped Ethyl?
by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 16, 2024 3:58 AM |
Why, I oughta murdelize you
by Anonymous | reply 154 | April 16, 2024 4:11 PM |
"let's not and say we did"
I don't know why but this one always riled me up.
I guess it isn't dated but folks don't seem to be saying it anymore (thankfully).
by Anonymous | reply 155 | April 16, 2024 5:19 PM |
Be kind - rewind.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | April 16, 2024 5:20 PM |
I'm "you're welcome"
by Anonymous | reply 157 | April 16, 2024 5:24 PM |
Land O’ Goshen!
by Anonymous | reply 158 | April 16, 2024 6:51 PM |
Made in the USA
by Anonymous | reply 159 | April 16, 2024 9:30 PM |
Children should be seen & not heard.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | April 16, 2024 9:33 PM |
A new one that needs to go is the passive aggressive use of addressing your opponent as “brother,” or “my brother” to attempt to appear reasonable in a YouTube debate.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | April 16, 2024 9:43 PM |
Kicked in the nads.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | April 17, 2024 12:09 AM |
Does Macy's tell Gimbel's?
by Anonymous | reply 164 | April 17, 2024 12:11 AM |
"on steroids",
"jumped the shark",
"not!"
by Anonymous | reply 165 | April 17, 2024 12:35 AM |
Let your fingers do the walking.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | April 17, 2024 1:27 AM |
No baby ever died from crying.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | April 17, 2024 1:44 AM |
Light in the loafers.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | April 17, 2024 1:49 AM |
"There once was a man from Nantucket"
Kids today don't even know what a limerick is.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | April 17, 2024 2:26 AM |
“Not the marrying kind”
by Anonymous | reply 171 | April 17, 2024 2:28 AM |
She has a nice 😊 RACK!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | April 17, 2024 12:18 PM |
This is a real Kodak moment!
by Anonymous | reply 173 | April 17, 2024 3:07 PM |
Is it live, or is it Memorex?
by Anonymous | reply 174 | April 17, 2024 3:07 PM |
That drapery salesman certainly seemed light in the loafers!
by Anonymous | reply 175 | April 17, 2024 10:23 PM |
This sucks like an Electrolux!
by Anonymous | reply 176 | April 18, 2024 1:44 PM |
Hint of mint
“From Hell”
“From hunger”
by Anonymous | reply 177 | April 21, 2024 12:14 AM |
On crack
by Anonymous | reply 178 | April 21, 2024 3:28 AM |
Vivian Vance
by Anonymous | reply 179 | April 21, 2024 3:48 AM |
I feel like chicken tonight…
by Anonymous | reply 180 | April 21, 2024 3:49 AM |
[quote]I feel like chicken tonight…
How is that outdated?
by Anonymous | reply 181 | April 21, 2024 3:57 AM |
I'm in a hang-up, man...
by Anonymous | reply 182 | April 21, 2024 3:59 AM |
Just got back from vacay.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | April 21, 2024 6:13 AM |
[quote]I'm in a hang-up, man...
I have no idea what it means to be "in a hang-up."
by Anonymous | reply 184 | April 21, 2024 7:25 AM |
I’m free, white, and 21!
by Anonymous | reply 185 | April 21, 2024 7:28 AM |
You're a RETARD!
by Anonymous | reply 186 | April 21, 2024 1:13 PM |
Whatever turns you on
Whatever floats your boat
by Anonymous | reply 187 | April 21, 2024 1:38 PM |
I'm hot in the pants!
by Anonymous | reply 188 | April 21, 2024 1:52 PM |
Moist Panties
by Anonymous | reply 189 | April 21, 2024 1:53 PM |
God save the Queen.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | April 21, 2024 2:54 PM |
I still say R55, and I want to murder anyone who uses what is in R110.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | April 21, 2024 6:36 PM |
‘Happy camper” and “big girl panties”
by Anonymous | reply 192 | April 21, 2024 6:40 PM |
Space cadet
Cool it!
Pipe down
Your mouth to God’s ear
by Anonymous | reply 193 | April 22, 2024 2:14 AM |
Once I was at work and I had to do electrical stuff with a heart monitor. I had to zero it, which back then included lots of wires and fluid. Something wasn’t working properly and someone said to me “It’s been like that since the flood.”
I said, “What? There was a flood? When? Was maintenance here? Did they check it?”
I jumped back, afraid I’d electrocute myself.
The person thought I was insane. I’d never heard the expression “since the flood” before.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | April 22, 2024 2:23 AM |
R194- The biblical flood
by Anonymous | reply 195 | April 22, 2024 2:36 AM |
Saying "Story Time!" before telling a bland anecdote.
"I was today years old when I learned..." something obvious.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | April 22, 2024 3:07 AM |
TIL (today I learned) about the Dyatlov Pass incident..
by Anonymous | reply 197 | April 22, 2024 7:55 PM |
r194 How antediluvian.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | April 22, 2024 8:26 PM |
Cool story, bro
by Anonymous | reply 199 | April 23, 2024 2:04 AM |
I’m the little strumpet!
by Anonymous | reply 200 | April 23, 2024 4:26 AM |
Ink a dink, a bottle of ink
The cork fell out and you stink
Not because you’re dirty
Not because you’re clean
But because you kissed a girl behind a magazine
by Anonymous | reply 201 | April 25, 2024 7:56 PM |
[something] galore!
by Anonymous | reply 202 | April 25, 2024 8:21 PM |
I have a tension headache.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | April 26, 2024 9:13 PM |
Ajax for life!
by Anonymous | reply 204 | April 26, 2024 9:36 PM |
Mother, please! I can do it myself!
by Anonymous | reply 205 | April 27, 2024 4:16 PM |
"Honey..."; "Dear..."; "Sweetie..."; "Sweetheart..."; "Darlin'..."; "Babycakes...".
by Anonymous | reply 206 | April 27, 2024 6:42 PM |
In a New York minute
by Anonymous | reply 207 | April 27, 2024 6:58 PM |