My niece is spending the weekend with me

Lies.

She is going to bleed all over your house.

I'll take "Things that Never Happened" for a thousand, Alex.

R2 no but I sent a text to my sister letting her know she needs to be put on the pill ASAP

Teen women are pretty insane. Excellent boy bait too. birth control yes. Boys will be showing up give them a coaster and a condom.

[quote]Teen women are pretty insane. Excellent boy bait too. birth control yes. Boys will be showing up give them a coaster and a condom.

Where can I hire a niece?

Are you making chicken à la king?

Give her a pair of those special panties that absorb blood.

Bargain basement bait boys blowout.

Will you be sharing your Midol with her OP?

This is a Judy Bloom plot for the 21st century.

“Are you there Uncle Bottom? It’s me, Margaret.”

Are you going to encourage her to perfect the art of period sex?

If you’re not in a liberal state. tell her congratulations! Her personhood belongs to the Federalist society now.

As must be you, OP. No one wants an incest baby.

Plug it up!

OP is Aunt Carpet Muncher

Pray, Woman, We'll Pray!!!

Will your neighbor's son, Joel, be smitten, OP?

I’m going to put birth control pills in her cereal tomorrow. Gives a whole new meaning to Lucky Charms.

I can’t imagine pissing blood for 40 yrs.

In case you find yourself at a loss for words OP

R20, in all fairness, women only bleed for around a tenth of the month, so it’s only 4 years over 40.

Maybe more like 5, but the point still stands.

I'm already feeling "Slumber Party" in the responses.

One that's over.

She’s shopping online for pads as we speak. I’m not kidding she thinks having a period is some sort of special event in her life. I’m just like oh my God..

[quote]She’s shopping online for pads as we speak.

Wait, she's shopping for apartments because she got her period?

Does she dance lewdly for the boys during lunch period? For a quarter?

OP, make sure you have chocolate in the house.

OP's niece.

My sister just came and got her. She caused me to have a migraine this morning. Thank God for Nurtec.

she was a bitch the whole weekend. i'm sorry for saying it but it's true.

I spent some time with her today because my sister called me up this morning all upset because Brigette was refusing to go to work. Apparently her boss called her mom, my sister, and said if she continues to not come to work they’ll have to remove her from the schedule. In other words she’s gonna get fired. It’s not a great job by any stretch of the imagination but at least it’s a job with flexibile hours that she requires. Anyway , I drove over to my sisters home and Brigette was in her room watching tv. I asked her to please go to work tomorrow otherwise she will likely lose her job. She replied “I’ll pray about it”. That’s all I could get out of her. Ugh. I get dragged into the drama because I’m a peacekeeper. Sometimes I don’t know what to do as they have serious mother/daughter issues related to communication.

OP is now on the same cycle.

R25 she's shopping for pads ONLINE? Is there no drugstore near her house?

As a girl when you start getting you're period you feel proud and happy and excited. That lasts about a year. So be lucky she's just starting.

Ruination Thread.

First comes the smell... then the boys come sniffin' around. Pray with me, woman!

[quote]As a girl when you start getting you're period you feel proud and happy and excited.

r34 Bull. Shit.

Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret’s gay uncle!

my niece recently got the talk at school about period's, her new favourite phase is 'heavy flow', she's a smart ass but cute as hell with it!

[quote]My niece is spending the weekend with me. She says she just started her period and she is so excited.

Perfect time to break out that new chastity belt.

R37 I see you're bullshit and raise you 10 bullshits

I asked why she wont go to work and her response was “they’re all a bunch of liars”