Oh my.
Our face is ready for Chris to be seated!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 14, 2022 6:45 PM |
We should all look so fucking hot at 61!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 14, 2022 6:45 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 14, 2022 6:46 PM |
omg. what a man!!!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 14, 2022 6:46 PM |
He has a weird-shaped head reminiscent of that of Bert from Sesame Street.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 14, 2022 6:47 PM |
His wife is so lucky!!!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 14, 2022 6:47 PM |
He looks like a gay alien
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 14, 2022 6:47 PM |
Attention whore
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 14, 2022 6:48 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 14, 2022 6:48 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 14, 2022 6:50 PM |
glorious man!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 14, 2022 6:51 PM |
wow, those lucky cunts who worked on that shoot and the make up artist who applied the body make up!!!!! so fucking lucky!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 14, 2022 6:52 PM |
He's a neck downer now. I always loved him,but honey,his mug is shot.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 14, 2022 6:55 PM |
She’s over the hill
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 14, 2022 6:55 PM |
I generally find him cute and he deserves ALL the credit in the world for that body at that age, but I don't find this pic hot at all.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 14, 2022 6:56 PM |
Sigh, only Christopher Meloni could bring darkgeminilord r3 and rescue-chick together to agree on the same thing 😉
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 14, 2022 7:03 PM |
He needs to bring back his hair.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 14, 2022 7:05 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 14, 2022 7:07 PM |
nah, I know (suspected) you don't, that's why I was comfortable making a joke about our 'rivalry'.
Man, that guy is ridiculously hot. bow the hell does he still look like that?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 14, 2022 7:09 PM |
Get a room, gaylords .
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 14, 2022 7:11 PM |
I envision many trips to the ER by people swinging weights around their unprotected genitals, as they emulate this revered Datalounge Titan.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 14, 2022 7:15 PM |
It’s hard not to think he’s at least bi with the working out and tan etc. I met him and his wife at at. gLAD evrntvin NYC years ago when he was the star of the prison series. He was as nice as he was handsome. His wife was lovely too. They struck me as a straight couple very comfortable in their own skin, totally at ease at a gay event- kind of like my sibs and their spouses.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 14, 2022 7:24 PM |
“At a GLAD event in NYC”
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 14, 2022 7:25 PM |
I smell like ass, but in a GOOD way!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 14, 2022 7:27 PM |
[quote] It’s hard not to think he’s at least bi with the working out and tan etc
I'm sure he's no stranger to cock and/or his cock is no stranger to a man's mouth or ass. I have no doubt he's in a happy marriage, but most actors have a bit of homoflexible space on their own personal Kinsey scales.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 14, 2022 8:24 PM |
I'll always remember his reply to a gay fan on twitter...he told the fan to imagine him in the shower or something...it was so funny!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 14, 2022 9:23 PM |
How is it that he stays so hot.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 14, 2022 9:34 PM |
Brazilian teen Ariano Médio finally got around to bingewatching Oz and was despondent there were no more episodes to enjoy. And no more sexy Chris Meloni.
"I finished Oz two days [ago] and I'm depressed about it," tweeted the 18-year-old. "Especially with the end of your character... how [do I] handle [it]?
Meloni quickly replied, "Take a shower and pretend I'll be joining you."
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 14, 2022 9:48 PM |
It doesn't need to be said, but I want him in me, quite deeply.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 14, 2022 9:49 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 14, 2022 9:51 PM |
Some of the angles are really not flattering.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 14, 2022 10:20 PM |
[quote]Some of the angles are really not flattering.
I have no problem with inspecting Meloni from any and every angle he's willing to present.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 14, 2022 10:26 PM |
I mean, clearly it's not 1997 and his body and face have changed, but he remains a stunning man.
I always thought he was handsome, and his roles interesting (especially when he's played a dumb guy, which he's done a few times....he's hilarious). But when I watched him a few years back on Finding Your Roots he really struck me as a very good guy. He got very emotional hearing about his ancestor in a way that just....showed the goodness pouring out of him.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 15, 2022 12:25 AM |
Bless him
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 15, 2022 3:33 AM |
He's still easy on the eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 15, 2022 4:50 AM |
Is he ever going to accept that he's past it?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 15, 2022 8:57 AM |
I'm masturbating.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 15, 2022 10:11 AM |
like a giant man made from the leftovers of a leather couch.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 15, 2022 10:46 AM |
His dookie hole still smells like dookie
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 15, 2022 6:32 PM |
The OP pic looks unreal?
Lol R41
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 15, 2022 6:36 PM |
always and forever LOLing at the hissing Marys who judge a guy like this and sneer at him
y'all would crawl over broken glass and dog shit at 3 am to even look at this fine ass man.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 15, 2022 6:47 PM |
R19 I always see your name as “DARK MINGE LORD” before read it correctly.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 15, 2022 8:24 PM |
[quote]I have no doubt he's in a happy marriage, but most actors have a bit of homoflexible space on their own personal Kinsey scales.
Yes. Working with Chris on OZ for several years, he was always eager to help expand my space.
Repeatedly, at times.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 15, 2022 8:42 PM |
[quote]Attention whore
I find I like that in a Christopher Meloni.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 15, 2022 8:46 PM |
The whole thing is really tacky.
Peloton could have capitalized on his "I work out naked" comment by doing that same ad with him in masculine, sexy workout clothes and then for maybe just a frame or two, did 2 seconds of him in his glory.
But the entire ad? Tacky, classless and thirsty.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 15, 2022 10:03 PM |
I'm thirsty, all right...for a drink of him.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 15, 2022 10:19 PM |
He needs to grow some facial hair and wear a wig.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 15, 2022 10:24 PM |
[quote] But the entire ad? Tacky, classless and thirsty.
We're desperate and losing money. We'll do anything for attention.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 15, 2022 10:25 PM |
I never got over the disappointment when I saw him on OZ and discovered he was mutilated!!!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 15, 2022 10:41 PM |
There are precious few men Chris's age who can carry this off. I'm sorry to say that Chris isn't one of them.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 15, 2022 10:50 PM |
[quote] Lee Tergesen, getting a little misty
And musky.....
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 15, 2022 11:45 PM |
He was so young in BOUND but he didn't get hot until he was older.
I wonder if The Matrix sisters got a taste of that?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 16, 2022 12:35 AM |
Where’s the uncensored footage?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 18, 2022 11:10 PM |
They must have vetted him through and through after that And Just Like That/Big/Noth SNAFU.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 18, 2022 11:22 PM |
I used to find him so sexy, and I will admit he still has a great body (especially for his age).
But I just find that ad really tacky and unappealing.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 18, 2022 11:23 PM |
I want him in me. Deeply. Shallow. Medium. Don't give a fuck.
Over and over.
As often as he wants.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 18, 2022 11:34 PM |
Oh my god, R55, I do enjoy that movie.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 19, 2022 1:48 AM |
he's hot!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 1, 2023 12:44 AM |
Mr. Clean looks kind of...dirty...
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 1, 2023 1:11 AM |
So hot.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 8, 2023 8:22 PM |
[quote]I want him in me.
And I want in *him* quite deeply.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 8, 2023 8:33 PM |
[quote] His dookie hole still smells like dookie
Why is why Erna commented at R1.
[quote] Erna
Cunt!
[quote] Erna
Fetid shit eating Nazi pedo cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 8, 2023 8:34 PM |
In OP's image, Meloni looks like an Observer from that TV show Fringe. A tanned Observer, but an nonetheless an alien creature.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 8, 2023 9:43 PM |
Hot AF, still!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 8, 2023 10:27 PM |
Not into guys who look like Uncle Junior from the Sopranos.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 9, 2023 1:28 AM |
saw him at the NY knicks game. He looks HOT!!!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 24, 2024 3:31 PM |
He’s officially the creepy old guy at the gym now.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 24, 2024 3:43 PM |
R59- I guess you’re not a top.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 24, 2024 3:47 PM |