I'm writing a parody of the Edward Albee play with Pete & Chasten as Nick and Honey, and Dan Savage and Terry Miller as George & Martha. And I need some snappy lines.
Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacid.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 17, 2019 3:36 AM |
You and you herd of Datalounge prancing ponies.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 17, 2019 3:37 AM |
"Hump the Hostess" takes on an all new meaning with the fun scene set in the "Sex Attic" and Nick zippered up in a bondage bag with his manhole open, gaping and glistening for Terry's massive manmeat to pummel it into submission.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 17, 2019 3:37 AM |
Just take real quotes and change them:
I hope that was an empty lube bottle, Terry! You can't afford to waste good lube, not on YOUR salary!
Why Daniel! Your Sunday fistfest chaps!
and (no change needed)
They dance like they've danced before.
It's a familiar dance, monkey nipples, they both know it.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 17, 2019 4:03 AM |
Fucking hell, Terry looks awful there. 😬
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 17, 2019 4:18 AM |