Bradley Cooper: a SHIT actor who looks like he stinks

How can you tell he and Jeremy Rimmer are closet fags? Noooo!

He makes the frauen's granny panties wet!

I think he's better as a supporting player.

OP= Michael Vartan

He's Hugh Jackman's protege. Just another ugly, white, closeted, terrible actor with a great agent.

[bold] The One Where All The Failed Actors Unleash Their Irrational Hatred Of Cooper [/bold]

When he was a supporting character on Alias, I thought he was very handsome.

The first time I saw Chris Hemsworrh was in Star Trek and thought he was gorgeous.

Sometimes, random dudes just seem to have some ineffable quality.

The problem's not him, it's you.

R6 is the one where a cunt pipes in just to hear the sound of their own annoying, whiny voice.

R8 No. The problem is his ugly oily face! He's aging like Swiss cheese on a sidewalk too!

Hon, it was Bradly coming into the hotel suite with that tailored black suit that sealed the deal on his movie star status. It was quite an entrance that made people think sexy.

Obviously, that was from "The Hangover" ^

I HATE HIM AND YOU MUST ALL HATE HIM TOO!!!

YOU MUST!!

HISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

I NEED BRADLEY'S COCK AND CUMJUICE INSIDE OF ME DEEPLY!

Closeted?!?! Who, me?! Bitches, the only secret in MY closet is my fave pair of short shorts!!

Is he still making Hot Heterosexual Love to Lady Gaga? Does he eat her snatch?

He’s going to morph into Barry Manilow in his old age.

R17 He's gayer than Barry Manilow's taint! Will it take him just as long to come out?

So ugly!

OP I’ve never understood it either.

He's a FAT 50 year old waiting to happen! F-A-T! I bet he's going to be a real porker!

He's pretty, talented, and very smart. What more do you want?

From OP. Who is clearly ingesting a controlled substance:

[quote] Bradley Cooper: a SHIT actor who looks like he stinks

[quote] Can someone explain the appeal of this mediocre, fugly closetcase?? Bradley Cooper: a SHIT actor who looks like he stinks

[quote] R6 is the one where a cunt pipes in just to hear the sound of their own annoying, whiny voice. Bradley Cooper: a SHIT actor who looks like he stinks

[quote] R8 No. The problem is his ugly oily face! He's aging like Swiss cheese on a sidewalk too! Bradley Cooper: a SHIT actor who looks like he stinks

[quote] I NEED BRADLEY'S COCK AND CUMJUICE INSIDE OF ME DEEPLY! Bradley Cooper: a SHIT actor who looks like he stinks

[quote] Is he still making Hot Heterosexual Love to Lady Gaga? Does he eat her snatch? Bradley Cooper: a SHIT actor who looks like he stinks

[quote] R17 He's gayer than Barry Manilow's taint! Will it take him just as long to come out? Bradley Cooper: a SHIT actor who looks like he stinks

[quote] He's a FAT 50 year old waiting to happen! F-A-T! I bet he's going to be a real porker!

R23 Get bent! Better yet, go find your nearest greasefire and lock yourself in, Miss Know It All!

R24. It's kinda cute when you get so worked up when it is revealed you posted virtually all of the childish comments--I get a Daffy Duck vibe from you--except at a lower level of maturity and intelligence. Kisses!

R25 Could not care less. In fact, people being so defensive about closet case Bradley Fucking Cooper and his mediocre acting are the last ones who should make comments about maturity and intelligence. Smooches!

Cooper is wildly hot and has turned in a few good performances. He’s not the world’s greatest actor, but he’s far from the worst. I think he’ll end up being a director more than an actor.

We don't like closet cases, who harm themselves, their wives, their boyfriends, their children, and society at large. Closets should be publicly humiliated for humiliating everyone else around them.

I was kind of indifferent to him before. I saw him on Broadway in The Elephant Man and he was good but I thought he was excellent in A Star is Born.

He's OK. He's rather inoffensive. I think some people think he's a Chris Pratt style conservative because of that horrid American Sniper film, but he's always had nice things to say about the Obamas.

r30 that movie was fine and Clint Eastwood is the current Woody Allen. A prestige director whose name is bigger than the quality of his product. I got teary-eyed at the end. Conservative be cray, but the respect they showed at a funeral is beautiful.

American Shniper

Is he shingle?

If found please return me to Mr Cooper.

He looks like a gay serial killer

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I don't get the appeal either.I saw Silver Linings Playbook and the only scene I liked was the dance competition scene.That was pretty cool.I sometimes play that on Youtube.They snuck in some cool moves:)

LOL - in r31's pic, the video is frozen with Steven Mnuchin credited as Executive Producer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to our Secretary of the Treasury.

Do we really need to know anything else about that movie?

I’d fuck him. I’m sure he’s far less repulsive than 75% of the folks here making snide comments.

I will one day be Mrs. Bradley Cooper.

OP is a troll.

Sorry, I think he's really handsome, and so do most people, OP. He's always spoken of as handsome.

Something must be off with your aesthetics.

He so looks like he's smelling cookies that I'm sure he lives in a cookie factory.

He looks average now, but he was approaching beautiful before the bad plastic surgery.

He is attractive and a decent actor. I’m indifferent toward him but can’t deny he’s above average in looks. The fake romance with Gaga was ridiculous but he is no more reprehensible than any other closeted actor.

Neither he nor Gaga ever said or implied they were a romantic couple. When they sang together on the Oscars, that was entertainment. Sheesh. I'd love it if Cooper turned out to be gay. But no one has offered an iota of evidence. I do know he had a kid with his last squeeze.

He was nominated for an Oscar in acting 3 years in a roll. He's appealing to me. And I bet his shit smells better than OP's putrid mouth.

[quote] I'd love it if Cooper turned out to be gay. But no one has offered an iota of evidence.

You mean like sworn affidavits or damning DNA samples?

He looks like a weasel and I hate his voice. There's also something "off" about him.

He's kinda meh. When I saw The Hangover I thought Justin Bartha was the hottest if the bunch.

He's got very pretty eyes, and a very nice body.

[quote] Can someone explain the appeal of this mediocre, fugly closetcase??

It constantly amazes me that even today some people do not realize that not everyone agrees on who is attractive and who is not.

Ferret faced closet case.

Fancys Daddies

Enjoys being buttled.

What kind of plastic surgery did he have that feminized his face? His cheeks look rounder but I can’t put my finger on what about him looks different. Just fillers and Botox or more ?

He's transitioning.

Cheek implants?

He looks more fern in that picture than Bruce Jenner ever did.