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Liam Helmswoth

This is the second --gf-- with the body of a 12 year old boy. What say ye, lads>?

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by Anonymousreply 19January 18, 2020 10:39 AM

That face is also giving me "Webelo scout plays in secret with Mommy's makeup," OP.

Go figure.

by Anonymousreply 1December 17, 2019 12:49 AM

Allegedly, he and Miley did a MM and FF drug-filled couples swap with Brody Jenner and his wife. Liam is a fun little bedroom freak with the same taste in young-looking women as our dearly departed Paul Walker. He's the youngest of 3 boys, genetically he would be the most bi-curious. I wonder how many guys he's willing to peg or get pegged by in Hollywood. Drugs are always readily available.

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by Anonymousreply 2December 17, 2019 12:59 AM

He'd definitely be the bottom

by Anonymousreply 3December 17, 2019 1:14 AM

So we know the secrete to Liam's big breaks in Hollyweird, what of older brother Chris?

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by Anonymousreply 4December 17, 2019 1:17 AM

Liam seems to like them young. Has a type - boyish but with long hair.

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by Anonymousreply 5December 17, 2019 2:06 AM

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by Anonymousreply 6January 17, 2020 1:35 AM

Bros before Hoes mate.

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by Anonymousreply 7January 17, 2020 2:06 AM

Similarities tho....

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by Anonymousreply 8January 17, 2020 2:24 AM

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by Anonymousreply 9January 17, 2020 2:27 AM

Point?

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by Anonymousreply 10January 17, 2020 3:55 AM

Straight men like vagina, dear. It's that simple. Slim-hipped, short hair - none of that makes a difference to what's between the legs.

by Anonymousreply 11January 17, 2020 3:56 AM

R7 you're fucking sick. F&F

by Anonymousreply 12January 17, 2020 4:39 AM

^^ Wipe that off or it will stain hon

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by Anonymousreply 13January 17, 2020 4:48 AM

^^ Wipe that off or it will stain hon

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by Anonymousreply 14January 17, 2020 4:48 AM

Gabriella reminds me of Isabel Lucas.

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by Anonymousreply 15January 17, 2020 8:19 AM

Shades of Miley

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by Anonymousreply 16January 18, 2020 12:58 AM

Gabby has moved on to Liam from Matty Healy and that bearding opportunity was taken up by Fka Twigs who moved on from Robert Pattinson. His new beard is now Suki Waterhouse who has an extensive bearding resume.

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by Anonymousreply 17January 18, 2020 1:18 AM

She looks nothing like Miley. No gigantic "eat an apple through a fence" grill.

by Anonymousreply 18January 18, 2020 3:23 AM

R16 she looks 15 there.

by Anonymousreply 19January 18, 2020 10:39 AM
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