Vegan complains at length in major newspaper about being offered fruit as a dessert

It’s almost as bad a douche posting his fake outrage about it on the internet. I mean, your level of pettiness!

He could always shove that banana up his vegan ass.

Vegans are good people. Fuck off, OP

Bananas are good desserts.

[quote]There is no greater torture than being sat at a table with 15 other people tucking into slabs of chocolate fudge cake while you work on a bowl of semi-defrosted melon chunks or a dollop of sorbet.

There is no greater torture than being sat at a table with a vegan listening to them drone on and on about how superior they are all the while complaining that they can't eat anything.

I will gladly eat that candle too.

I love fruit and would often prefer something like a fruit salad or a sorbet after a meal in a restaurant. It's more his own personal problem for disliking fruit than a vegan problem.

The Guardian is vegan trolling.

Fruit?? Dessert?? Stop making up these funny words.