The Cattle are Lowing! The Cattle are Lowing! Moo!

I’m sorry OP, was there a point or purpose to your posting of this non-story? Was there? I mean, can you at least just give us an honest answer for once in your life? Can you? Is it really that hard? Can you just try for once in your life? So what's it going to be OP? What's your point for posting this? There's really nothing funny about this. You're not being cute.

The Admonishment Troll makes me long for Yvonne.

Oh, moo everybody (except you, r1.)

Penelope, you look perfectly smashed. Oh no wait, I mean smashing, you look smashing you old cow.

Low, low, low all ye cattle, it’s Monday, rejoice.

Oh, Moo, R1. It reads like you haven’t pooped in a month! No worries, you will either poop, or explode, I guarantee it, and soon, too.

The point of the, *burp*, oh excuse me, post was to spread Christmas cheer to the other barn animals on DataLounge. There are over 200, plus the lurkers. If you have no friends down at the garden gate, as it seems, I’ll be your friend, if you promise to keep your yap shut and take a shower, for God’s sake, before I, *burp*, introduce you around. I’m a cow, not a pig. No offense to our friends, the pigs out there.

Hello, Melrose. Thank you, it’s Donna Karan.

[quote] Penelope, you look perfectly smashed. Oh no wait, I mean smashing, you look smashing you old cow.

That reminds me - I need to get a tenderizing mallet one that works especially well on cube steak.

Uck. The TO is back. Peck him, girls!

Have you washed that mallet recently, R5?

Don’t moo, or I’ll sue...

No cow pies for Penelope this Christmas? Poor dear girl.

Quick Announcement:

Carl wants to be the Baby Jesus again in our annual Nativity scene, but there is a sign-up sheet for all other parts down at the gate. Thank you and moo.

Thank you, Tommy. Can someone tell Carl he needs to diet? Or do I just suck it up? I’m not sure a 200 lb baby Jesus will do, but that’s just me.

Surely, Shirley you don’t think Carl is that fat. He’s rather svelte, like Audrey Hepburn. But don’t take it from me, his 16th annual Christmas card will arrive any day now.

Haha, Sheridan, I saw Rolf humping you behind the combine. Nothing gets past me!

Melrose,

We received Carl’s 16th Annual Christmas Card, but the picture won’t post.

I Bing’d, I cleared cookies... can you help?

It would be a sad, sad Christmas without that pig card.

Thank you,

Jane, you ignorant slut.

Homer and Jane,

I’ve noticed that we can’t link to seemingly copyrighted pictures anymore. What you can do is copy the picture, crop it as desired, then post it to imgur. Then you can link to it. Carl showed me, he’s brilliant!

Moo, incidentally.

Here he is, and right on time.

He’s so cute! Moo!

Here’s Sheridan getting some exercise with a friend.

Gertie,

What’s Carl doing this Christmas? Another day at the Follies? Or a quick once-around the globe again on Santa’s hijacked sleigh? Please clue us in so we can NORAD that pig.

LaFitte, I don’t know, I’m just a cow! Nobody tells me anything! Phillis might know. She’s a real busybody. Otherwise, you might have to ask the Christmas Moose. Sometimes he charges to answer questions, though.

OP, Devin Nunes just filed a lawsuit against The Christmas Cow.

Sheridan has one sexy forehead.

Just the one, dear?

I like how the camera man makes it look like Sheridan was up all night head butting that thing.

[quote] R22: OP, Devin Nunes just filed a lawsuit against The Christmas Cow.

Anyone have a law degree? Titus, you're wise, I need a lawyer! Help!

Oh, heck, did I forget to invite you all to the barn dance tomorrow? Well, you’re invited. Please bring a crockpot or bottle of bourbon.

Oh, please clean up the cow pies so people can dance. Thank you.

I’m confused.

It’s cold, it’s hot, it’s hot, it’s cold ...

I really don’t much like this anymore.

Wonderful, Gertie! I make my own cow pies, always. I’ll Frisbee whatever’s left.

Thank you, and I’ve always had good luck at your socials.

No gin tonight, R30.

Not one drop!

Christmas pig. Looks like Carl when he’s hung over.

More cow related hijinks.

Oh, shoot. I forgot to mention that buttermilk will be served at the barn dance. Carl will play the Ukulele if he is sober enough to do so.

Cow of the Day.

Bonus Cow.

That’s a very nice cow, R36.

Flying cow at link.

Bertrand, deep in my heart I feel I neeeeed your link, God speed your link, to me. 🎼

The last two links haven’t worked for us second-tier cows.

I’m only writing because I want to see a flying cow, is that so much to ask?

Here you go, R38, and “moo”.

imgur.com/gallery/DeYEqyo

This was posted in R37.

This was posted in R36.

twitter.com/CowoftheDay1/status/1209880260889722881?s=20

Homer, what have you been snorting?

Moo! It’s the last Monday Morning Moo of the year! Celebrate! Moo I say!

Much moo to the MMM brigade, and a happy new year, friends.

Here’s to our next year together *tink

*tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tinka tinktink tink

Hey cows, look up! Jane and I are in my copter, do you see my contrails spelling out Happy New Year??

That’s me! I did that! Wait, now I’ll do it backwards! Wheeee!

My tradition is to celebrate the New Year with a nice filet mignon. How about you?

I think that Homer should keep his contrails to himself. I mean, really. .

Wait, now I’ll do it in Spanish, here we go...

What?... oh ok. Carl wants it in Pig Latin, you got it, buddy, hang on Jane, double your seat belt...

How does one say “Eat more beef” in Latin?