I have learned that I am fat, ugly, repulsive, an antisemite, a frau (?), that english is a second language for me, that I am a chav, that I am a PROSTATUTE, that I am old and decrepite, that I need to die in a grease fire/kill myself/catch aids. That no one needs my opinion, that I am a control freak, that I am a nazi, that my mother is a whore, what have YOU learned about yourself on datalounge.com ?
Things that you've learned about yourself through Datalounge.com
by Anonymous | reply 221 | January 1, 2020 1:21 AM |
OP, are you Brandon Cody?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 16, 2019 8:34 PM |
Oh, hi, Donkeyteefs!!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 16, 2019 8:41 PM |
MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 16, 2019 8:41 PM |
OP, you must be Erna!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 16, 2019 8:48 PM |
Pyroclastic lava flows. And that DL has the highest concentration of out there freaks of any site I've visited in the past 900 years. That's why I keep coming back. The rest of the net and the world is all anodyne have a nice day and we can't say those things.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 16, 2019 8:50 PM |
You forgot old and bald. You're also old and bald.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 16, 2019 8:52 PM |
I learned about the origins of coffee today.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 16, 2019 8:53 PM |
And a cunt. Don't forget you're a cunt too, cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 16, 2019 9:07 PM |
Oh yes. That too.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 16, 2019 9:08 PM |
I've learned I type fat.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 16, 2019 9:10 PM |
I’m a DLEG who doesn’t know any elder gays! I’m single handedly responsible for an entire generation of crybabies not getting hired in senior positions immediately upon graduation. Why, my large house prevents any of them from ever buying a house.
Yep, all *me*
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 16, 2019 9:15 PM |
I've learned that I'm apparently a Russian troll.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 16, 2019 9:17 PM |
I've learned that I've never been to me.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 16, 2019 9:18 PM |
I've learned that making fun of Trump voters on Thanksgiving means I'm a bad person.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 16, 2019 9:19 PM |
I haven't learned much about myself lately, but way back sometime between 2011 and 2014, probably, I was posting here anonymously instead of using my present "name." I can't remember what the discussion was about, but tempers were running high. I called somebody an asshat, and was immediately accused of being a frau because "only a woman would call anyone an 'asshat." Go figure.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 16, 2019 9:25 PM |
OP, I learned all that about you, plus I learned that one should name ones cows from those names listed in The Big Book of Cow Names (Unabridged), of which someone here is the steward. Otherwise, all the other cows will laugh at them, and that sours the milk.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 16, 2019 9:30 PM |
I learned that the expression “shine it on” doesn’t make sense, apparently.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 16, 2019 9:38 PM |
I have never learned what WHET is.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 16, 2019 9:39 PM |
OP aren’t you a racist too?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 16, 2019 9:41 PM |
That I was made to stop little bitches and put them in their place.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 16, 2019 9:42 PM |
What Happened Ever To.. so and so, is the traditional DL form of WEHT. Same with pron/porn etc. I actually love that
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 16, 2019 9:43 PM |
We think about feeding opposite holes.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 16, 2019 9:43 PM |
R19 I am not sure I've been called that, but probably, thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 16, 2019 9:44 PM |
Ah, thank you OP. See? You're not so bad after all. You can be redeemed!!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 16, 2019 9:45 PM |
That I look decent in high jeans but cannot master hygiene.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 16, 2019 9:49 PM |
I learnt that I'm a diaper fetishist.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 16, 2019 10:10 PM |
That I am dull.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 16, 2019 10:14 PM |
I learned I have this thing called a "stank sleeve". Apparently, some men take great offense towards other men who have them.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 16, 2019 11:37 PM |
I learned what a Chode is.......
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 16, 2019 11:38 PM |
I learned that evidently I am the WELP troll by making the mistake of posting on a Harry Styles thread.
Some frau cow got her Depends twisted and let me have it!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 16, 2019 11:44 PM |
The lady doth protest too much, me thinks.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 16, 2019 11:47 PM |
I'm not very brite.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 16, 2019 11:50 PM |
I learned that I am worse than Hitler.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 17, 2019 12:37 AM |
I learned that I'm too dumb to live.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 17, 2019 1:02 AM |
I was told that I'm someone called BILL TAYLOR. I'm not but how do I prove otherwise ?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 17, 2019 1:18 AM |
I learned that whether you live in a trailer on SSI, or a penthouse overlooking Central Park- you can still be lonely, bitter and despondent.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 17, 2019 1:32 AM |
I learned that for a while, Jackie was on Assistance.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 17, 2019 4:09 AM |
The term eldergay.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 17, 2019 6:43 AM |
I learned the terms: crotchfruit, woke, swole, thirsty,frau, and Virst Liddy.
Oh yes, and not to drain pasta!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 17, 2019 6:55 AM |
Even as a gay man, I have learned that on rare occasions, and quite unintentionally, I am a Frau.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 17, 2019 5:19 PM |
I'm a whore, darlin'!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 17, 2019 5:26 PM |
I learned that the cunt is actually attached to a bone. The cunt bone.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 17, 2019 5:34 PM |
That if I'm black, I had better avoid marrying into the royal family.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 17, 2019 5:46 PM |
I’m an “elder.”
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 17, 2019 5:51 PM |
RMAOTFLOL R43
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 17, 2019 5:52 PM |
Apparently I’m a “racist” because I have no black friends (and am not interested I’m making any.)
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 17, 2019 5:54 PM |
I learned that raising concerns about Hillary’s presidential chances made me a concern troll.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 17, 2019 5:54 PM |
I found I have to stick up for Sarah, Duchess of York. I like her
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 17, 2019 5:55 PM |
I've learned precious little about myself from posting here, but I have learned to hate that bipolar mess who posts here as "Anonymous."
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 17, 2019 5:56 PM |
I am both a gay man and a frau, apparently.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 17, 2019 6:03 PM |
Also, I'm both a brainless millennial and a crotchety eldergay.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 17, 2019 6:04 PM |
My adult son is gay. As his mother, I have tried to support him. When I told him I’m on DL, he scoffed, oh, so you think you know everything about being gay .
I know NOTHING.
I learned much from DL: the incomprehensible cruelty that gay people suffer, the best Hollywood gossip, the news, politics, alternative ways of thinking, etc.
I am touched by personal stories of love, family, loneliness and loss, especially of those who have been rejected by their families. Unspeakable. I love all you guys, like a mom,
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 17, 2019 6:21 PM |
I learned I’m not transphobic. The hate here is disturbing.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 17, 2019 6:26 PM |
I learned that OP us easily TRIGGERED.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 17, 2019 6:41 PM |
I learned that the penalty for me not doing a search is death by grease fire.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 17, 2019 6:43 PM |
You forgot flaccid, OP! Don’t forget flaccid
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 17, 2019 6:43 PM |
R52 - you’re a sweet, compassionate mother! You can melt even my cold bitter heart. Thanks for supporting your son and all of us bitches too! 😘
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 17, 2019 6:53 PM |
I learned that I'm much older than I thought I was.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 17, 2019 7:08 PM |
I like my pasta dressed, and my men naked.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 17, 2019 7:15 PM |
I'm very much like the search function on DataLounge.
I rarely ever work.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 17, 2019 7:21 PM |
I learned that I’m not alone.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 17, 2019 7:21 PM |
R52. Is Wrigleyville cum dump your son?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 17, 2019 7:21 PM |
I learned that people other than my therapist enjoy hearing about my preteen sexual experiences with classmates.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 17, 2019 7:22 PM |
I moved to Palm Springs solely based on a link on a thread about small homes
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 17, 2019 7:28 PM |
Same hun. x
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 17, 2019 7:30 PM |
I learned that a lady so nice as r52 could be cherished around here.
Damn, no chance to be bitchy here. None.
And somehow I forgive you.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 17, 2019 7:46 PM |
everyone farts...alot
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 17, 2019 7:47 PM |
RhodaBorrocks? You’re sweet. I like you. I’ve learned that. x
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 17, 2019 7:48 PM |
That I look 10 years younger than I am.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 17, 2019 7:51 PM |
R68 - there’s nothing “sweet” about that dried up old cunt RhodaBorrocks except the powdered sugar around her mouth from inhaling a dozen donuts this morning.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 17, 2019 7:52 PM |
R68 Sweet? You’re confusing me with somebody else, honey. x
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 17, 2019 7:53 PM |
R70 Are you on Grindr? Fancy a hatefuck? I’ll bring donuts! x
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 17, 2019 7:56 PM |
I learned that Mariah Carey can't be bothered with my problems because she has troubles of her own.
Oh, and she doesn't know me either.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 17, 2019 8:04 PM |
I learned that all Asians are not ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 17, 2019 8:06 PM |
I’ve been called all of the above. The accusation that English is my second language is nevertheless factual.
I don’t see it as a negative experience; after four years on Datalounge, I’m as hardened as a concentration camp survivor. Even people I know in real life have told me I’ve become a tougher and more intimidating personality. I used to be somewhat of a milquetoast.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 17, 2019 8:08 PM |
R75 - what’s milk toast?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 17, 2019 8:09 PM |
That people think my name is Boris
Or Karen
Depends on the thread
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 17, 2019 8:12 PM |
People think I’m “Jabba.”
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 17, 2019 8:13 PM |
That I am a pass around party bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 17, 2019 8:23 PM |
I learned that Aaron Schock has an insanely hot body and most accommodating hole, and that as soon as I become a foreign billionaire I can have as much of it as I want.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 17, 2019 8:31 PM |
That I have too much sex compared to the average DL’er and am classified as a whore
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 17, 2019 8:34 PM |
BBC is most definitely real, and deeply satisfying
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 17, 2019 8:40 PM |
Oh, I love this thread.
I’m exhausting. And fake. And a troll.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 17, 2019 8:48 PM |
R52 I will pretend that I believe this BS. Your adult gay son, ADULT, doesn't need you here, and neither do we. You are TOTALLY gross and out of line Lady. How dare you ? How dare you come here, and play the ' poor you' card, The totally gross passive agressive bullshit that you probably served your poor son all his life. You are not here to support him. You are here because you are a vicious little perv. Get the fuck out of here, you disgusting twisted piece of pro-abortion shit. Controlling men turns you on isn't it bitch ? Fuck off, for real
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 17, 2019 8:59 PM |
I learned I’m a pretty popular choice on DL polls.
But honestly, at this point, I’ve had sufficient.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 17, 2019 9:06 PM |
R84 I wish you had been aborted.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 17, 2019 9:14 PM |
I have learned that I am cold/inhuman/heartless/cruel, etc. for not allowing alcoholics, drug addicts, and bi-polar people to destroy my life.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 17, 2019 9:37 PM |
R52 , it wouldn't be a beautiful day in the Datalounge neighborhood if you weren't anonymously hated on, full stop. Spineless, uncontrolled rage is a feature here, not a bug, apparently.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 17, 2019 9:43 PM |
Fuck off, R84! And don't speak for all of us, you mommy-hating tremulous neeurotic misogynist.
Allies are most welcome! And this nice lady even politely omitted all the vitriol she must've drunk here on a daily basis. I mean, the face of DL is far from pretty, it's like an embittered Charles Laughton visage erupting fire and brimstone at the vulnerable and the gentle.
Yeah, we are a backwater. Hopefully non-representative of the community, but we still have some lovely membHopefully ers, MissLucy, this was about you. You are fabulous, miss Lucy! Where do i put the Emma ji? Here. ❤️
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 17, 2019 9:54 PM |
That I must at least be 30 years older than I actually am. I've been labeled an Eldergay at least a half dozen times. Oh well, I'll take it as a compliment!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 17, 2019 9:57 PM |
R52 - don’t listen to that cunt^^^^
I love you 😘
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 17, 2019 9:57 PM |
You guys deserve your lives. Victims the lot of you. Allies my ass. This lady is worse than the fucking nazis. You are invading my privacy, bitch. And your son's. All all the men's here. You deserve the death by grease fire. Jump
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 17, 2019 10:19 PM |
Who’s dropping r92 into the greasefire? ByeBye.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 17, 2019 10:22 PM |
I will gladly drop r92 into a grease fire. What a worthless cunt
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 17, 2019 10:24 PM |
Oh no, did you think this was your own safe space, your private coven, R92, where buffaloes graze and no XX chromosome is in sight? Sadness. But I do have an idea for you. You don't need the DL, you need therapy. Freudian therapy, if I'm not gravely mistaken.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 17, 2019 10:25 PM |
I've learned that Datalounge can turn on you in a hateful heartbeat over just about any subject.
The Loungers will also offer love, tears, and words of encouragement when you mourn the loss of pets and parents.
How can you not love that !
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 17, 2019 10:25 PM |
[quote] only a woman would call anyone an 'asshat."
That’s not just a woman’s term — it’s something a Midwestern frau would say.
Grownups say asshole.
Asses don’t wear hats
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 17, 2019 10:34 PM |
🎼 Silent Night.
Meth’s just not right.
R 92
Please don’t take drugs.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 17, 2019 10:36 PM |
R97 with respect but, NO!
The term asshat has been around since South Park at least ten years ago. A show that never known directly to Fraus.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 17, 2019 10:39 PM |
R98 If your head is UP your ass, then your ass becomes your hat! SEE?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 17, 2019 10:41 PM |
I type fat. Which ... is appropriate I guess. All these years of using Chris Evans as my avatar on social media apparently hasn't worked.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 17, 2019 10:42 PM |
Funny thread of old fat farts. LOL
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 17, 2019 10:45 PM |
Yes, r100, now I see!
-r98
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 17, 2019 10:54 PM |
That the Wisconsin Diva is a total cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 17, 2019 11:27 PM |
That I am, officially, now a "pillow princess"!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 17, 2019 11:28 PM |
That I am a STUPID CUNT DYKE!!!
('Cept I'm not a dyke. And I'm not stupid. But I'm definitely a CUNT!)
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 17, 2019 11:31 PM |
That I am the worst thing to ever happen to DataLounge.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 17, 2019 11:35 PM |
That I'm a "disgusting human being" for having sex with women in my teens and 20's!!! "FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!"
And that I should die! Humph.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 17, 2019 11:39 PM |
r12 I am too, as are the Australians, New Zealanders, Surinamese, English, Irish, Welsh, Scottish, and English-language Canadians because we include a 'u' in words like colour, glamour, rancour.
I learned that I am a cruel fool for anagramming titles of Charles Dickens novels into funny vulgarities. And I am the worst for not buying into the common sentiment that only after 1991 were movies and television worth seeing, and albums worth owning and listening to, introduced.
And that I'm past due to topple from arterosclerosis because I eat more than 60 grams protein, and fewer than 75 grams carbohydrates per day.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 17, 2019 11:43 PM |
I've learned that--even as a fat senior--I have value, even though I'm a piece of shit.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 17, 2019 11:48 PM |
I have learned that the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada has notoriously unreliable plumbing and that the management there REFUSES to take responsibility for problems created by it.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 17, 2019 11:57 PM |
Hate is easy, love is hard. Both are fun. The DL has it all. x
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 18, 2019 12:23 AM |
R110 LOL !!!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 18, 2019 12:23 AM |
Relatively speaking, I am privately, internally, a very nice person and there are so many more deeply hateful, cruel and jealous people in this world than I ever would have guessed without access to this anonymous message board.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 18, 2019 12:51 AM |
😞 I'm not absolutely, positively certain, but I believe I might be what many DLers refer to as [italic] Poor White Trash.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 18, 2019 12:52 AM |
Most people here tell me that I am a raging asshole, a grade A man-bitch and a cunt, and that my mother should have got an abortion, but I still think I am very sweet IRL
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 18, 2019 1:12 AM |
After reading your psychotic posts to the mother of a gay man, r116, I think you can rest assured that you are a raging asshole, etc., wherever you go.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 18, 2019 1:18 AM |
Oh really.? Does it take Dr Freud to see that the son is gay because he unconsciously hated his own cunt of a mother ? I was 10 times gayer after reading her post. Come back here Lady, just answer me this, are you a feminist ?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 18, 2019 1:34 AM |
Another thing I’ve just recently been reminded of that I learned on DL: Some people just can’t let things fucking go!
by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 18, 2019 1:42 AM |
I've learned that I'm a black lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 18, 2019 1:44 AM |
I learned that I type fat. And that Cheryl's pussy stinks.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | December 18, 2019 1:45 AM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 18, 2019 2:23 AM |
[quote] we include a 'u' in words like colour, glamour, rancour.
And for that, we must kill you.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | December 18, 2019 3:01 AM |
Does Canada use British spelling?
Do they say Schhhh-dual? How about Al-lou-min-e-um? Left-tenant?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 18, 2019 3:04 AM |
Non-French Canadians sound like Fargo people to me.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 18, 2019 3:14 AM |
I bought some car hart pants and found out I’m a lez.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 18, 2019 3:51 AM |
I’ve learned that I am easily triggered.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 18, 2019 4:10 AM |
I've learned that I am supposedly an uptight cunt because I have the audacity not to allow dinner parties be ruined by selfish and prissy individuals who have an insane amount of dietary restrictions .
by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 18, 2019 4:17 AM |
My life is so bizarre that it seems like a series of ests. also I’m a Russian troll. I think it’s because I don’t love Justin Trudeau. He’s not left wing enough for me.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 18, 2019 4:20 AM |
I have learned that the longer someone's post is, the more insane they are. This is probably because no one talks to them in real life, so they have to unloadeverything here.
You usually find these unbalanced essayists in the anti-Meghan Markle threads, the anti-AA threads, and of course the #TrannyPanic threads.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | December 18, 2019 5:13 AM |
I learned how to analyze the various ways Linda Lavin jazz-sang the theme song and closing credits music to the sitcom "Alice."
by Anonymous | reply 131 | December 18, 2019 5:20 AM |
I have learned more about royal tiaras than I ever dreamed possible.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | December 18, 2019 5:23 AM |
I’ve learned that I’m fine, and I send my love.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | December 18, 2019 5:23 AM |
I learned that I'm a rational, thoughtful, well-read, well-spoken, sensible adult in a sea of juveniles on a playground during 5th grade recess.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | December 18, 2019 5:23 AM |
R134 Well.... smell you!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | December 18, 2019 5:30 AM |
I have learned that Aaron Schock has a spectacularly ripped body, but that he doesn't keep his bunghole very clean.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | December 18, 2019 5:30 AM |
I have learned to talk about my feelings,man.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | December 18, 2019 5:33 AM |
I've learned that there's already been a thread on this. That it would not have killed me to have done a search first. I mean, really. I've learned I do not think of other people. If I were considerate I would post a link too. I am pathetic. Really.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | December 18, 2019 8:27 AM |
I believe that's referred to as a MANIFESTO, R130.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | December 18, 2019 11:30 AM |
You literally are a prostitute, OP, no?
by Anonymous | reply 140 | December 18, 2019 11:59 AM |
R89 Your kind words are very much appreciated. Thank you so much.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | December 18, 2019 1:53 PM |
R141 - is your screen name an homage to the talented Lucille Ball, or another “fabulous” Lucy?
by Anonymous | reply 142 | December 18, 2019 1:56 PM |
I think it’s an homage to the buxom blonde Lucy Ewing from “Dallas.”
by Anonymous | reply 143 | December 18, 2019 1:59 PM |
I named myself The Fabulous Miss Lucy after a cat my partner and I adopted last summer. She had already been named Lucy. When I took her out of her carrier, her personality shone forth like the sun, and I said to her, "You're the fabulous Miss Lucy." The name stuck. For anyone interested in the details of her arrival at my home, I've copied and pasted this from another thread:
*****Back in the summer, we adopted a black male cat, but while we were finalizing the adoption, I glanced through the window into the free-range room where cats can roam around and enjoy toys, cat trees, etc. I saw two little waifs huddled together in the bottom area of the cat tree. I mentioned them to the employee who was finalizing the adoption, and he said, "Oh, they're the sisters. They belonged to an old lady for four years, and when she died, her daughter took the cats. Now the daughter is moving and can't take the cats with her."
I knew that they would get a home because this is a no-kill shelter, but if they were not adopted within six weeks, they would be shuffled off to another shelter. Those two cats haunted me, when I got back home. They had looked scared. Twenty-five days passed. Every day I looked at the shelter's facebook page, and the sisters were still there. Finally I said to my partner, "Would you be in favor of us adopting the two sisters?" The black cat we had previously adopted had been his choice, and he told me, "No problem. If you want them, let's get them. We have room for more."
We drove to the shelter with a great sense of urgency, and when we arrived there, I couldn't see them anywhere. The attendant told me that five days ago, they had been farmed out to a pet supply store, and checking their records, the girls had still not been adopted.
Off we went again. And, to make a long story a little shorter, we took them home with us. I realize why they were such a hard sell. They were 8 years old. One of them, my namesake, Lucy, had half an ear missing. It looked as though it had been cut off. The other, Cinder, had one eye, having lost the other in an "accident" when she was a very young kitten. She also had bone distortion around the missing eye. Her left hind leg was partially dislocated. She was very timid and nervous. The vet who signed her papers said that the leg wasn't giving her any trouble and that he recommended leaving it as it was. I am positive that there was some abuse in their past.
Cinder has small seizures as a result of her "accident," not frequently, and will pee a bit when it happens, but we look after that. It's what we do.
Lucy, we found out, is a dwarf, a natural dwarf, not a cat that is bred to be small. She has short stocky legs and a body no larger than a half grown kitten. Cinder herself is very small but Lucy makes her look large. I am SO happy we brought those girls home. They appeared to have had a difficult life, and they are sweet loving kitties.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | December 18, 2019 2:34 PM |
I've learned that what's funny to Dataloungers doesn't necessarily translate well with civilians.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | December 18, 2019 2:34 PM |
[quote]I have learned that I am fat, ugly, repulsive, an antisemite, a frau (?), that english is a second language for me, that I am a chav, that I am a PROSTATUTE, that I am old and decrepite, that I need to die in a grease fire/kill myself/catch aids.
Honey, you know that 30 years ago
by Anonymous | reply 146 | December 18, 2019 2:42 PM |
R144 - thanks for a wonderful post!! ❤️
by Anonymous | reply 147 | December 18, 2019 2:49 PM |
It was my pleasure.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | December 18, 2019 2:50 PM |
That I don’t possess the proper amount of respect and appreciation for InstHo’s
by Anonymous | reply 149 | December 18, 2019 2:57 PM |
I learned that my work is never done.
My assistant Randolf says “hello”, incidentally.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | December 18, 2019 2:59 PM |
I've learned that I'm holy, since everyone is constantly blessing my heart.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | December 18, 2019 3:00 PM |
I've learned not to talk about caftans, which I love and still wear.
I've learned that I love cheap trash like Ben Affleck and Mark Wahlberg and would let them fuck me whenever and wherever.
I've learned that I'm an eldergay who still dreams of meeting a soulmate but whose time has passed him by.
I've learned there are some really nasty mean people here at DL but I keep coming back to catch up on all the bullshit.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | December 18, 2019 3:31 PM |
You are truly fabulous, Miss Lucy, and I'm glad to have met you, albeit only online. Your story about your cats got me a little teary, I admit. I wish your little family all the joy and health you deserve.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | December 18, 2019 3:59 PM |
that it is Always Funny in Sillydelphia
by Anonymous | reply 154 | December 18, 2019 4:01 PM |
R53 That means a lot to me. Thank you!
by Anonymous | reply 155 | December 18, 2019 4:06 PM |
Damn! I meant to say R153 That means a lot to me!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | December 18, 2019 4:07 PM |
R125 I think it's mainly a certain area of the province of Ontario who talk like that.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | December 18, 2019 4:18 PM |
r156, thanks for clarifying that you don't give a flying fig about transphobia.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | December 18, 2019 5:36 PM |
Transphobia sucks. I am so sad that I found such rampant hate for fellow LGBTs here. No, I don't want to hear your reasons for it. It's just sad.
I support trans people. They have it the hardest out there. Real warriors!! I'm proud of you.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | December 18, 2019 5:43 PM |
R158 What??????
by Anonymous | reply 160 | December 18, 2019 5:47 PM |
I love transphobia. I think it's refreshing!!!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | December 18, 2019 5:57 PM |
[quote]R159 Transphobia sucks. I am so sad that I found such rampant hate for fellow LGBTs here. No, I don't want to hear your reasons for it. It's just sad.
It’s really only 1, maybe 2, posters here that go on and on about that stuff. Everyone else is like, “???”
Anyone who grew up gay knows trans(vestite/whatever) has always been part of our family.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | December 18, 2019 6:14 PM |
R158 - “Transphobia” is not a real thing.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | December 18, 2019 6:15 PM |
[quote]It’s really only 1, maybe 2, posters here that go on and on about that stuff. Everyone else is like, “???”
I hope you're right, R162! They are extremely aggressive and persistent though. Why doesn't Muriel block them?
by Anonymous | reply 164 | December 18, 2019 6:28 PM |
Can we please get back to things we've learned now?
by Anonymous | reply 165 | December 18, 2019 7:12 PM |
I’ve learned r165 is a whiny bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | December 18, 2019 7:39 PM |
I learned that straight me is so dumb
by Anonymous | reply 167 | December 18, 2019 8:33 PM |
That secretly, I am a grammar troll and I didn't even graduate high skool !!!!
by Anonymous | reply 168 | December 18, 2019 8:57 PM |
Everybody's Mary. Except for Ginny and the woman with the stank crotch.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | December 18, 2019 9:19 PM |
My name is Jan
by Anonymous | reply 170 | December 18, 2019 9:24 PM |
I've learned that Susan Richardson was the most beloved actress in Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | December 18, 2019 11:18 PM |
r171, but what did you learn about YOURSELF? Fuck's sake, focus!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | December 19, 2019 12:45 AM |
I have learned that the oddly named "Turkey Lurkey Time" from the show PROMISES PROMISES is, in fact, all it was ever hyped up to be:
by Anonymous | reply 173 | December 19, 2019 3:38 AM |
I suck at writing, but I’m getting better.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | December 19, 2019 4:07 AM |
I just learned Turkey Lurky Time is from Promises, Promises. I thought it was from How to Succeed in Business. But I am no broadway maven.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | December 19, 2019 4:58 AM |
I've learned that I'm a white eldergay. This was very confusing to me, as I am a mixed chick, but I am coming to terms with it.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | December 20, 2019 3:51 AM |
R176 lmao
by Anonymous | reply 177 | December 20, 2019 5:14 AM |
[quote]I learned that straight me is so dumb
It's not "is so dumb." It's "are so stupid." As in "Why are straight me so stupid?"
Sorry to be so pedantic, but it's a way to demonstrate what I've learned about myself. Namely, that a grease fire is too good for me.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | December 20, 2019 5:30 AM |
I live in my mother's basement, would have to pay for sex if I actually could get any, which I haven't in decades obviously, since I am a repulsive ugly old Trumpster, etc.. but I am also somehow an underrage kept boy living in the UK AND a russian troll... Oh and I have several major mental issues and really need help. I need to get help. Really.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | December 20, 2019 6:21 AM |
I’m an oversized gorilla who has no business flying coach.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | December 25, 2019 7:51 PM |
Elitist/flyover, alt-right/woke, neo-nazi/far-left, fat/anorexic, incel/whore
by Anonymous | reply 181 | December 25, 2019 8:02 PM |
R181 you left out binary/non binary
by Anonymous | reply 182 | December 25, 2019 9:08 PM |
I’m a monster for reclining my seat on a flight. Though, it’s okay on a long haul trip, in which case I an not a monster.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | December 27, 2019 4:25 AM |
No, R183. You are a monster at all times if you recline your seat on an airplane and there is a person behind you when you do it.
No exceptions.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | December 27, 2019 12:51 PM |
Ok, I am a monster for reclining my seat on a flight. Though, it’s okay if there’s no one behind me, and what other restrictions R184 cares to dictate.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | December 28, 2019 4:44 PM |
I’ve learned that my pussy stinks.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | December 28, 2019 5:49 PM |
I've learned that I have a cunt bone.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | December 28, 2019 6:12 PM |
I've learned that I'm a Cheesehead whose jizz smells like Limberger. I find this rather disturbing.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | December 29, 2019 6:56 PM |
DL has taught me that it is NOT alright to wipe my dick on the curtains after I have done my bidness with someone. Where I come from, that's a sign of affection and satisfaction!
by Anonymous | reply 190 | December 29, 2019 6:57 PM |
When you go to a dinner party at someone's home, never pee in the guest bath sink.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | December 29, 2019 7:24 PM |
I have learned that at least one person apparently watched [italic]Bednobs and Broomsticks[/italic] all the way through.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | December 29, 2019 11:06 PM |
I’ve learned that I “have no eye whatsoever.”
by Anonymous | reply 193 | December 30, 2019 5:07 AM |
I’ve learned that autocorrect is “real” so I need to proof my verbiage before submitting.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | December 30, 2019 9:18 PM |
I have learned that after I was born, my penis was MUTILATED before I even left the hospital.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | December 30, 2019 11:39 PM |
R195 ☹️
by Anonymous | reply 196 | December 30, 2019 11:59 PM |
OP IS THE WELP TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
by Anonymous | reply 197 | December 31, 2019 12:00 AM |
R144 what a vile story. Cats are disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | December 31, 2019 12:01 AM |
R197 Lmao! Ok, it sure doesn’t sound like a compliment. I’ve been a DL’er forever and been called many things, except the “Welp Troll”.
Are you sure YOU are not the welp troll? Look who supposedly is calling the kettle black.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | December 31, 2019 12:03 AM |
I think the welp troll is a figment of someone's imagination. I've been here forever and have never encountered a troll using the word "welp."
by Anonymous | reply 200 | December 31, 2019 4:23 AM |
I just learned from another thread that at 5’8”, I’m a pocket gay!
I’M THE TALLEST PERSON IN MY FAMILY!!
by Anonymous | reply 201 | December 31, 2019 6:51 AM |
R199 you are not OP. I am OP
by Anonymous | reply 202 | December 31, 2019 7:35 AM |
R202 nope, I’m OP. Like the thread and you will see.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | December 31, 2019 8:08 AM |
R303 gotcha! I know I’m not the OP.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | December 31, 2019 8:10 AM |
R203 you are not OP. I am OP
by Anonymous | reply 205 | December 31, 2019 8:14 AM |
Gays is sexually attracted to women and Straight men loves to fuck men.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | December 31, 2019 9:08 AM |
I'm the 68 year old woman who still can't understand why gay men don't find me desirable.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | December 31, 2019 9:46 AM |
R144 You're a sweetheart. I knew I liked you for a reason.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | December 31, 2019 9:55 AM |
I've learned that I was a racist to my own race.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | December 31, 2019 11:27 AM |
That there are lots of people way more fucked up than I'll ever be.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | December 31, 2019 11:51 AM |
Ever, R210?
by Anonymous | reply 211 | December 31, 2019 11:54 AM |
That I'm a Russian operative because I botched a gerund once.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | December 31, 2019 12:16 PM |
I learned to "stay in my own lane".
by Anonymous | reply 213 | December 31, 2019 12:36 PM |
I've learned that I am not as tolerant as I think.
Also that at minimum wage I am poor
by Anonymous | reply 214 | December 31, 2019 12:49 PM |
I'm a racist, an SJW, Boris, Erna, a drug addict, a cult member, a Trumper, a communist, possibly Matt, and illiterate.
Things reaffirmed that I already knew - I type fat and I am a cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | December 31, 2019 12:59 PM |
That I'm a fucking-whore. (That's fucking as a gerund, like rocking-horse.)
by Anonymous | reply 216 | December 31, 2019 1:06 PM |
That I am unexplainably fascinated and obsessed with Aaron Schock’s hole.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | December 31, 2019 1:23 PM |
I’m a “dum-dum”.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | December 31, 2019 8:25 PM |
R208 Thank you so much. You made my day!
by Anonymous | reply 219 | December 31, 2019 8:55 PM |
The Welp Troll is real - see this thread. They stopped saying welp because they were called out on it so much but they still say all their other shit, accusing anyone who disagrees with their opinions of him a PR shill, paid to post, Russian bot etc.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | January 1, 2020 12:53 AM |
I’ve learned that my humor is not always funny. Tone it down.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | January 1, 2020 1:21 AM |