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Let's be exotic and/or unusal seasonal gifts for the holidays, thrust upon the receptive Miss Lindzey.

These holiday gifts are bestowed by appreciative and differing gentlemen callers.

Thus, I am the gift of six Babushka dolls the giver brought to her from Moscow.

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by Anonymousreply 20December 17, 2019 9:02 PM

I am a beautiful, bespoke, vintage corset. Worn by the Fifth Countess of Pussy Queefs.

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by Anonymousreply 1December 16, 2019 8:29 PM

I am the Mar-A-Lago coffee mug.

by Anonymousreply 2December 16, 2019 11:04 PM

I'm the sissy, frilly, ruffled lingerie.

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by Anonymousreply 3December 16, 2019 11:17 PM

R2. the mug

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by Anonymousreply 4December 16, 2019 11:19 PM

I am a peacock feather fan, to be added to the collection

by Anonymousreply 5December 16, 2019 11:22 PM

I am the vintage nightgown.

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by Anonymousreply 6December 16, 2019 11:26 PM

Miz Lindz likes her booze. I'm a bottle of very fine Kentucky Bourbon brought by.....

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by Anonymousreply 7December 16, 2019 11:42 PM

They're called matryoshka, not babushka, OP. Babushka means granny.

by Anonymousreply 8December 16, 2019 11:47 PM

R8 Both are used. Nesting dolls.

[quote]Matryoshka dolls (Russian: матрёшка, IPA: [mɐˈtrʲɵʂkə] (listen)), also known as Babushka dolls, stacking dolls, nesting dolls, Russian tea dolls, or Russian dolls,[1] are a set of wooden dolls of decreasing size placed one inside another. The name matryoshka, literally "little matron", is a diminutive form of Russian female first name "Matryona" (Матрёна) or "Matryosha".[2][full citation needed]

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by Anonymousreply 9December 17, 2019 1:06 AM

Thanks for americansplaining my culture to me, R9

by Anonymousreply 10December 17, 2019 1:39 AM

reindeer shit

by Anonymousreply 11December 17, 2019 1:40 AM

A PORTAFUCK

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by Anonymousreply 12December 17, 2019 3:07 AM

I'm the glow in the dark rosary beads and Jesus on a cross buttplug.

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by Anonymousreply 13December 17, 2019 3:19 AM

I am the chocolate Santa. No, not the candy treat, but rather, a jacked young black man in a tearaway Santa costume.

by Anonymousreply 14December 17, 2019 3:37 AM

I am the troika lacquer box, for Miss Lindsay's collection of lacquer boxes.

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by Anonymousreply 15December 17, 2019 12:47 PM

I'm the bottle Beluga vodka.

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by Anonymousreply 16December 17, 2019 2:56 PM

I'm the festive novichok scented candle from the Russian embassy. Just a reminder.

by Anonymousreply 17December 17, 2019 3:24 PM

He had to go the Middle East to get cock.

by Anonymousreply 18December 17, 2019 3:26 PM

I am the bookends of an antebellum woman reading.

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by Anonymousreply 19December 17, 2019 8:51 PM

I'm yummy chocolate cake.

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by Anonymousreply 20December 17, 2019 9:02 PM
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