These holiday gifts are bestowed by appreciative and differing gentlemen callers.
Thus, I am the gift of six Babushka dolls the giver brought to her from Moscow.
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These holiday gifts are bestowed by appreciative and differing gentlemen callers.
Thus, I am the gift of six Babushka dolls the giver brought to her from Moscow.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 17, 2019 9:02 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 16, 2019 8:29 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 16, 2019 11:22 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 16, 2019 11:42 PM |
They're called matryoshka, not babushka, OP. Babushka means granny.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 16, 2019 11:47 PM |
R8 Both are used. Nesting dolls.
[quote]Matryoshka dolls (Russian: матрёшка, IPA: [mɐˈtrʲɵʂkə] (listen)), also known as Babushka dolls, stacking dolls, nesting dolls, Russian tea dolls, or Russian dolls,[1] are a set of wooden dolls of decreasing size placed one inside another. The name matryoshka, literally "little matron", is a diminutive form of Russian female first name "Matryona" (Матрёна) or "Matryosha".[2][full citation needed]
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 17, 2019 1:06 AM |
Thanks for americansplaining my culture to me, R9
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by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 17, 2019 12:47 PM |
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