Title A Celebrity's Autobiography

Trump: Meth to my madness. Or sometimes they say a method to my madness. I don't do meth, folks.

Charlie Chaplin: Thank Heaven for Little Girls.

I Am Not Ashamed . . . Of My Big Cock

"My Resting Bitch Face for the World to See."

We Were Never Friends

#BeBest: My Inspiring Journey From Mattress to FLOTUS

Dawson - Another 48 Hours

Remember When I Took Down Gotti? Please!

Hungry For Life

A Life On Assistance

Marrying Up

No Comment

Me, Me, Me

Meghan McCain: Fat Whores Rejoice!

Dude Looks Like A Lady

Melania: How to do anal in 5 languages

Manic: Tales of a Closeted Manic Depressive

Cunt

Anne Coulter : Cocaine and Fisting, How to live like a repressed republican

Barbara Walters: No Questions Asked

Bill Cosby : While You Were Sleeping

Kim Kardashian.

Big Ass+Sex Tape=Hundreds of Millions

Hello Mate... My Wife Won't Mind

Maury, You ARE the Author!

How Dare You?: The Greta Thunberg Story

Melania: Anal Warts and Democracy

Britney, the Lip Synching Lunatic

Anne Hathaway: Basic

Kathy Griffin: I got fucked by Trump and was never paid

Shawn Mendes: Don't Tell Anyone, It'll Be Our Secret

Paris Hilton: Pussy and Plastic, Pieces of Me

Aaron Schock -- Taking All Comers

Shut the fuck up and other stories - Whoopi Goldberg.

Kicking Butt and Taking Names

Ivanka Trump: Daughter-Wife, Daddy was better than the Rest

Aaron Schock: Taking All Cummers

A Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On

Greta Thunberg: We Mutht Thave the Earth

"The Walking Dead", by Keith Richards.

"I AM Big, It's The Music That Got Small", by Madonna.

Dawson’s Zero-Load Weekend

Bette Davis Arms

Midnight in the Garden of Evil. And More Evil. .....Lindsey Graham

"You Would If You Could", by Bryan Singer. Or Harvey Weinstein. Their lawyers are fighting for the use of the title.

"Jesus Doesn't Take Antipsychotics!", by Kanye West

"Just Give Me Your Fucking Money", by Jermaine Jackson.

Fecal Incontinence: The Mitch McConnell Story

Gayle King: Cum on my Tits

Tales from the Snack Purse

By Chrissy Metz

Charlie Rose: I came on Gayle Kings Tits

The Boys In The Bands

Donald Trump: Size Queen

Lance Armstrong: It Took Balls

BLESS!

Zsa Zsa: Always the Bride Never the Bridesmaid

Dan Savage: Noodles and Beef

Glenn Close: M is for Murder

Seriously

by Julianne Moore

Mariah Carey - Denial Ain't a River in Egypt

The First Cut Is The Deepest

by

Caitlyn Jenner

I Didn't Have Corn: The Carol Channing Story

A Big Hamm: My Life on The Stage by Jon Hamm's Penis

Janet Jackson: Life of A Michael Jackson’s Little Talentless Sister

Timothee Chalamet: "If I Had A. Hammer"

Bette Davis: "Withering Slights"

Chasten Buttigieg: "You're The Top"

John Travolta: Happy Endings

Piano Man Cumslut

Bryan Singer: Want A Career? Show Me Your Rear

Enabler: My Story

Fish of the Day: My Life with Rosie O'Donnell

Johnny Weir : Funny Girl

Faye Dunaway - La La Land!

Olivia de Haviland: The Day Lincoln Was Shot & Other Diary Entries

Mother Theresa: Cum on My Tits

My Final Jeopardy by Alex Trebek

Edge of Seventeen

Bryan Singer, with a foreword by Kevin Spacey and an epilogue by His Royal Highness Prince Andrew

Donald Trump: Penis Envy

Doing It All On My Own

Pebbles: From Grossing Out My Sister to Grossing Out The World

by Lens Dunham

Pope John Paul II: Let Jesus Fuck You

Desperate Housewife

Donald Trump: Fake News, No Collusion, and Other Lies I’ve Told - Volumes 1-3

Poo Shoes: Tales of a Woman with a Penis

XY&Z Chromosomes

Tori Amos: Underrated

"Mentl: Growing-up Streisand" by Jason Gould

Donald Trump: Cum on my Tits

Hillary Clinton: The Blame Game

"Dark Lady: Shadows Of A Hollywood Childhood" - Chaz Bono

A Hooker in the White House: The Melania Knauss Story.

This Is Me -- Yes, All This -- Loving the Whale You Are Today

Melania, Marla, and Ivana: Hookers at the Point

Madonna: #MooToo

Ivanka should recreate the cover of Michelle's 'Becoming' but instead the title should be 'Complicit'.

What Stop Sign?

Melania: I don’t have to poop, my face just looks this way

Natalie Wood: Nightswimming

I Know Why The Cagemeat Sings

Madonna: The Whore of Babylon

Janet: Call Me Reductive

Rose McGowan: Who Hasn’t Raped Me??

Al Pacino: Ham

Juan by Juan: Story of a Coffee Farmer

Stone Butch Blues

101 Word Salad Recipes

My Side of the Queef

Coke up the Keester in the New Age: Stevie Nicks

'On Edge After Seventeen Grams' was rejected by her publishers.

I Am Not Witchiepoo

Whenever You Fall, Get Right Back Up! : The Jimmy Carter Story

HEeeeeYYYyeeEEheeeEeeyehOhoooOoOhhaaAayYeeYeeAhh: My Story - by Christina Aguilera

I Always Look Like I'm In The Middle Of Taking A Huge, Painful Dump

by

Tucker Carlson

Small & Humble - Shakira. x

R97 and r98 are simply the best

Cellulite In Motion: The Lizzo Story

Me Talk Pretty One Day

I Sleep Pretty Good At Night

Cunts: A History of Legendary Twats

Insufferable, Moi? - Nico Tortorella. x

If I Knew Then What I Nose Now

50 Ways To Fuck Yourself: The Mo'nique (wtf is that bitch's last name???) Story

Mary's Boy Child

I’m Not Gay! by Shawn Mendes.

Mitch McConnell: The circumcision of Allah

Fish of the Day: My Life with Rosie O'Donnell

—Elizabeth Rooney

No, no, it should be: Hold The Mustard! The Rosie O'Donnell Story

Days of Coke & Donuts: The Days at the Farmers Market and Nights at the Strip Club of Ben Affleck

I Thought The Bitch Was White! - Roseanne. x

Faye: The Making of A Monster

Daddy Likes Me Best

Gay-For-Pay

Fingerbanged- Life with Daddy - Ivanka Trump

Nancy Reagan - Just Say Cunt

Looks Aren't Everything

[quote]with a forward by HRH Princess Michael of Kent

Oh, dear.

Caribou Barbie

R123 is Trump

Fun With Dick and (Mary) Jane — Pete Davidson

Mein Kampf- Donald Trump Junior

The Steamed Vagina Monologues, by Gwyneth Paltrow

Harold and Maude - by Madonna’s New Boyfriend

Not Without My Beaver: The Barbara Billingsley Story

Meghan McCain: Top Heavy

The Sperminator

Mike Pence: Border Detention Center Party Bottom

"My Tree Has Roots - The Beginning" - Helen Lawson

Whoopi Goldberg's "If These Dreadlocks Could Talk"

Not Without My Bronzer: The Donald Trump Story

A Star is Porn

Marley Matlin: Voices Carry

Out of Paprika, or, Isaac Dines In

Hole Hearted: The Aaron Schock Story

"Bitter Taste: My Escape From Goop""- Apple Paltrow

"His Father's Eyes: The Unauthorized Biography of Ronan Farrow"- J. Randy Taraborelli

Sore Knees-- Nancy Reagan

Puppet Master—— Dick Cheney

I Don't Remember Eating Corn!! Miss Carol Channing

"Cocaine and Cunt Bones - How I Kicked 'em Both" by Stevie Nicks

She's Just Not That Into You: My Imagined Friendship With Jackie

Also by Carly Simon, Touched By My Son: My Friendship With Ben

Mormons and the Women Who Love Them by Jodi Arias

Joey Luft-The Color Blue

Celine Dion - - ‘Why The Long Face?’

Ssshe Shells Shea Shhells By The Shea Sshhore

Taken Out Of Context

With apologies to the OP: Donald Trump - Straight From the Horse's Ass

Camilla Cabello - Cunta Kinte

Take That, You Bitch!

by Ricky Schroder

Lucky Old Bitch: The Joan Collins Story

Dying To Be Thin: Karen Carpenter

Always Second Best by Lee Radziwill

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream

by Mindy Cohn

To The Highest Bidder; Tales of a Courtesan

Used

False Memory Syndrome

If I Raped Her

by Scott Baio

Quite Big Tits: The Adrienne Barbeau Story

Perpetually Thirty- Three

Boppa-Di-BOP!

By Linda Lavin

Dolly Parton, The Breast of Them All

What happened before the Big Bang - An eyewitness account by Cher

McNuggets of Wisdom

By Ronald McDonald

Elizabeth Taylor: Gladiator!

I Breathe!

Immortality

Nine Lives