Things You Never Clean
You filthy whores.
I’ll start.
The manual can opener. The corkscrew. The doorbell. The freezer. The water basin container for your Keurig or humidifier.
I’ll grant you, people do sometimes clean the freezer.
Usually, people run out and clean these things when they hear that others do.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 20, 2019 3:46 AM
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I clean all of those things, and more.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 16, 2019 7:39 PM
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I clean everything. I took biology in college and frankly, there no going back.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 16, 2019 7:48 PM
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Pierre you disgusting pig. Of course I clean all these things. And so should YOU.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 16, 2019 7:54 PM
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[quote]The manual can opener.
Yikes, can't imagine not cleaning that. I keep a toothbrush in the dish drainer mainly for that purpose and clean the can opener's blades after every use.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 16, 2019 7:55 PM
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In the coming years, it will be up to you to bring a can of Lysol every where you go because America is joining the third world when it comes to filthy public spaces and free-flowing viruses and bacteria.
The standards have gotten so low now that anything goes.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 16, 2019 7:59 PM
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When I polish the floor, I never move the potted tree.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 16, 2019 8:00 PM
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The remotes. Crusted with hand cream, lube, semen, popcorn grease, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 16, 2019 8:02 PM
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From my rueful experiences, apparently wiping their ass after taking a huge, nasty dump. Guess everyone is too busy on their phone to wipe their ass cracks.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 16, 2019 8:19 PM
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Perhaps, R12, they should read the "Bidets" thread.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | December 16, 2019 8:29 PM
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That part of the toilet on the side and where it bolts to the floor.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | December 16, 2019 8:31 PM
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I REALLY didn't need THAT picture
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 16, 2019 8:52 PM
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Vaginas are self cleaning.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | December 16, 2019 8:56 PM
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I never use the freezer for anything but ice cubes and ice cream, it is otherwise just a really cold trash can. I cook small portions so there are no leftovers.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 16, 2019 9:02 PM
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I admit, I haven't cleaned the doorbell in a while, but it's winter here, and you can damn well get you and your dirty fingers off my porch! I don't own a corkscrew, but I clean the other stuff regularly.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 16, 2019 9:05 PM
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The floor under the refrigerator.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 16, 2019 9:05 PM
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We will have you know Person-With-A-Vile-French-Name that [italic] we[/italic] the members of Datalounge's Maiden Aunt Brigade, keep our households spotless.
We cannot actually be fraus, so we will out-frau them on all fronts, from our superior potato salad recipes and holiday dinner menus to our more tasteful home decor to the spotlessness of our housekeeping.
We have decided that you are probably the sort of person to engage in hiring someone else to clean for him!
Imagine, letting someone else touch your unmentionables!
Yuck!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 16, 2019 9:06 PM
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The air popcorn popper
The water reservoir of your drip coffee pot
The head liner of your car
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 16, 2019 9:16 PM
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R7, George, but do you clean the toothbrush?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 16, 2019 10:04 PM
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The soap after dropping it. I always rinse it, but that seems to awe others.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 16, 2019 10:34 PM
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Were you taught not to touch any food remnants within the mayo jar when you make a new sandwich? I concluded in adulthood that, if this were truly dangerous, we would all already be dead. It might be gross, but not deadly.
Convince me otherwise.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 16, 2019 10:37 PM
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[quote] The manual can opener.
If you use a smooth-edge type can opener that cuts the side of the can, it never touches the contents in the can, so you don't really have that icky cleaning issue like with the old-fashioned kind that cut into the top of the can.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | December 16, 2019 10:45 PM
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Many ignore their dirty windows. It's quite sad when there's actually a nice view on the other side of the grime. I strive for outdoors at least four times a year, inside as often as I can. Some friends have fessed up to never cleaning them in years!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 16, 2019 11:01 PM
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I don't clean towels. When white bath towels become uniformly yellow and can no longer absorb water, I throw them out and get new ones.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 16, 2019 11:30 PM
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True story: I worked in PTown years ago as a house frau, long before the business was taken over by the Jamaicans. (This was when it was still college students and vagabonds from the US and Canada, mostly, cleaning guesthouses). This was also before they had a central sewer hook-up. Every place had a septic tank, and it filled with overuse of the laundry washer or other water services. There was one guest house that would inspect their guest’s used towels, and if they looked clean, they’d skip the washer, and just put them in the dryer. Then put them back on the shelf for the next guest.
Many places had automatic lawn watering systems, but the law required that any automatic system had to be well water. If it was tap water, they required hand-watering. They posted signs saying “don’t drink the water”. I learned that they weren’t being cheap, or mean, or whatever; it was that the watering wells were too close to the septic tanks to be safe to drink from, though ok to water the lawn. So, unless you like ecoli with your water, take those signs seriously when you see them. I think town hall has them today.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 16, 2019 11:48 PM
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When I hired my cleaning person, 20 years ago! I asked my Mom, who had 7 kids, and had cleaning help, what she knew about hiring a cleaning person. She said “All I know is that they clean a little less every time they come.” Lol. It’s true!
My sister had an old women who cleaned. The old woman mostly watched TV and napped. My sister had to hire a second cleaner, because for a while, she couldn’t fire the old lady.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 16, 2019 11:58 PM
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[quote]Things You Never Clean
My dick before I stick it in your WHORE mother's mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 17, 2019 12:06 AM
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My hands after I shovel McDonald's in my face
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 17, 2019 12:47 AM
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I think it’s due to DataLounge but I now have a year-end chore list of things to do, like change various filters. I didn’t know my vacuum had three filters for maybe a decade. Plus other stuff.
I love clean windows. No matter how nice an apartment I visit, I’m always first drawn to looking out the windows! I even are old fashion with the old storm windows, so it’s a bit of a chore, but I do it every year, or sometimes twice a year.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 17, 2019 2:21 AM
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R30! That's so nasty! Like... bath towels???
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 17, 2019 2:52 AM
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Do you really clean your doorbell?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 17, 2019 3:07 AM
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My oven. I really should clean it soon.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 17, 2019 5:39 AM
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[quote] If you use a smooth-edge type can opener that cuts the side of the can, it never touches the contents in the can, so you don't really have that icky cleaning issue like with the old-fashioned kind that cut into the top of the can.
I use a side-cut can opener, too. It doesn't leave a perfectly smooth edge on the lid, though. Still, not sure why more people don't use it. So much cleaner than the other kind.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 17, 2019 5:42 AM
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You can put most can openers in the dishwasher.
I have a window cleaner come every two weeks to do the outside and I do the inside with a Karcher window vac. Takes a while though as I have 30+ windows.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 17, 2019 7:14 AM
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What R42 said. I throw my manual can opener in the dishwasher after every use. Is that so hard?? I also throw the kitchen sponges in every time I run it which is usually every other day. Easy.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 17, 2019 7:25 AM
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I don't clean above my kitchen cabinets.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 17, 2019 7:40 AM
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This thread made me get out of bed and spray lysol on every doorknob
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 17, 2019 7:40 AM
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I clean all those things. My metal can opener and corkscrew go through the dishwasher.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 17, 2019 8:17 AM
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Once a week I clean my keys, iPhone and wallet with antiseptic spray, I can't imagine what germs are on them.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 17, 2019 9:08 AM
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r32 Always pay attention to what your mother says about the cleaning lady. I lived during my mom's last years and I brought in a cleaning lady, Patricia, to help. My mother watched her with an eagle eye. She followed poor Patricia from room to room. I was so embarrassed, thankfully, I was working in the other room.
At Mother's funeral Patricia asked me, as everyone was leaving, if she could leave, too. I imagined she was traumatized and didn't think she could depart while corpse was still displayed. I told her yes, she could leave but I would love it if she still came once a week.
At first it was horrendous, she addressed me as Doña and asked me to inspect the rooms and wash, etc. I set her at ease and we settled into a more easy-going style. That is, until I found out she stole $5000 through my credit cards.
I had let her go. I felt bad about it.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 17, 2019 12:41 PM
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[quote]You can put most can openers in the dishwasher.
Mine is rusting a little just from being hand washed after use, the dishwasher would turn it into a pile of rust bits in a hot second.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 17, 2019 1:46 PM
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R48 can't come to the phone just now, it's his evening to disinfect the small electronics and personal items.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 17, 2019 1:54 PM
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You type dirty, OP.
I clean all of those things.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 17, 2019 2:09 PM
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[quote] The manual can opener. The corkscrew. The doorbell. The freezer. The water basin container for your Keurig
I would never use a manual can opener (those went out in 1988) or a Keurig. There's no way to get a Keurig completely clean, plus they make shitty coffee that's not hot enough
I always clean my corkscrew
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 17, 2019 2:21 PM
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The broiler section of my oven, including the broiler plate.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 56 | December 17, 2019 2:30 PM
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Keys - good one!
How about the salt and pepper seller? Never, right?
My doctor discovered I had too much iron in my blood test, I had one of those pepper mills that grind the pepper kernels, and it was 30 years old. After I threw it out, my iron level returned to normal, haha. It apparently was bringing the rusting mills-wheels into my food. Yum!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 17, 2019 2:48 PM
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I clean under the fridge when it is moved for maintenance. Same with the bed, when, for whatever reason, I move the mattress, I will clean the dust bunnies. I clean under the stove when I replace the mouse traps there. This is every few years. Otherwise, I leave them all unmolested.
Tops of counters every year or so. I have lights up there and glasswork on top that needs to be dusted anyway. It’s amazing how dusty it is up there.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 17, 2019 2:53 PM
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The more you scrub and clean and purify and sterilize the less you'll be able to withstand germs. We evolved for millions of years drinking out of streams where animals piss, shit and die. Eating raw this and unwashed that. Rarely bathing. Humans are tough.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 17, 2019 2:53 PM
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If you used canned products..need to clean the tops.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 17, 2019 3:06 PM
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I don't clean. That's Rosario's job.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 17, 2019 3:14 PM
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Somebody on DataLounge said that he goes to the grocery market, sticks his finger down his crack, and then wipes it on the tops of soda cans. He didn’t get shit for it, too! Maybe it was too unthinkable for people to respond. But you’ll never look at a soda can the same again.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 17, 2019 11:40 PM
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R55 I use a manual and open about two cans a year.
I avoid canned food so it is no big deal.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 18, 2019 7:08 AM
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Am I the only one that still uses an electric can opener?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 18, 2019 10:22 AM
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Yes, they are a bit pointless if you aren't opening 30 cans a day. (though maybe you have a dozen cats to feed?).
They are up there with Asparagus peelers as one of the most useless pieces of crap you can own
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 69 | December 18, 2019 10:55 AM
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[quote]Am I the only one that still uses an electric can opener?
I've never owned one in my entire life, e mi chiamo Ancientgay. My cats came running when they heard the twirl of a manual. This is the one I used for decades. Now I have an OXO.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 70 | December 18, 2019 11:05 AM
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Good god, you bitches have no problem sticking your tongue in some shitty hole, or licking cock fresh out of the hole, and you're fussing about can openers?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 18, 2019 11:49 AM
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under my foreskin. I grew quite obese over the years and don’t get any action anymore, so one day I just said fuck it. It’s one less thing to do in the shower. Same with my asshole although at least I do shoot the water from the hand shower up there, that’s good enough. But soap in those areas too much effort since my midsection is so large.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 18, 2019 12:04 PM
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R71 Many of us would never do such a gross thing. Rimmers are minority.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 18, 2019 1:35 PM
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[quote]Many of us would never do such a gross thing. Rimmers are minority.
Ha! And what alternate planet is it that you inhabit?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 18, 2019 2:20 PM
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I had a funny exchange with a dinner guest last night who told me while I was preparing dinner that she routinely cleans her married children’s refrigerators. She took a look at mine and gave me a pass!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 18, 2019 2:43 PM
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My cleaning person cleans THAT, R14.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 18, 2019 2:45 PM
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My cleaning person resume to clean my fridge.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 18, 2019 2:49 PM
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I feel reading this thread will not be good for my OCD
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 18, 2019 3:01 PM
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"Am I the only one that still uses an electric can opener?"
No.
I HATE manual can openers and have had an electric one for as long as I can remember.
Okay, I can't remember the last time I used it, but at least it's there.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 79 | December 18, 2019 6:55 PM
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R79 So, this "thing" sits on your kitchen counter even though you never use it?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 18, 2019 7:05 PM
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I just gave my blender to Goodwill. I never used it, since I bought it in 2007. It cost, maybe $300, and matched my other appliances and the kitchen. It was on my counter for a while, then taking space in my cabinet. I think somebody got a good deal.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 18, 2019 7:11 PM
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The Harriet Craig Memorial To-Do List....by the time you reach the end, you're dead.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 18, 2019 7:50 PM
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“Housework expands to fill the day”
- Some feminist frau
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 18, 2019 9:24 PM
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Another oft neglected spot is tops of picture frames, doors and doorframes. I've had to point these out to cleaners over the years. Rads get ignored all the time too, especially if they're concealed in cases.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 18, 2019 9:53 PM
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Winter gloves - how about that one!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 19, 2019 12:17 AM
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R85 I have washed fabric, even wool, but have considered how dirty the suede and leather could be...I don't wish to overthink it!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 19, 2019 7:19 PM
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The mix of dust and grease that furs over the top of the refrigerator.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 19, 2019 9:31 PM
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R79,. I still use mine every day, but yours looks considerably more modern.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 88 | December 20, 2019 3:46 AM
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