Petty Revenge - Holiday Edition!
Tell your tales of cheap and petty yet satisfying holiday revenge!
Mine: last year I and the boyfriend rented an upstate NY cabin with four other guys (parents deceased, unlikeable, or they're Jewish) for Christmas week, and we had a blast; food, drinks, a fireplace and a nearby fir-filled forest.
One of the guys came back from walking his adorable little dog along a quiet residential street when a woman came out of her house to yell at him for letting his dog pee on one of her shrubs. It's winter! WTF? So, another guy joked that we should all pee on her yard as revenge. I couldn't imagine peeing openly (not out of embarrassment or getting caught, but the cold!), so another queen brought out some used Talenti ice cream pints cups and we each went into the toilet and peed in them until later that night we each had a full pint of piss! Then we quietly walked by her place and swirled the contents all over her snow-laden lawn!
Petty enough? Nope, we did it each night through our stay. What pissers!
What's your petty revenge tale?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 16, 2019 8:27 PM
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You and your friends need therapy.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 16, 2019 3:47 AM
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Are you always this easily triggered OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 16, 2019 3:47 AM
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Sounds more like 'Party Revenge', but I could get onboard. Especially for not letting the dogs piss.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 16, 2019 3:48 AM
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Are you always typing cliché replies that are so off-base, R2?
It was fun. We got drunk each night and tossed piss on a lady's snowy yard.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 16, 2019 5:37 AM
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"It was fun. We got drunk each night and tossed piss on a lady's snowy yard."
You're easily amused. That must be nice.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 16, 2019 5:58 AM
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You do have to make your own fun in upstate NY
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 16, 2019 11:40 AM
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R6, another extract from the "Boring Trollette Replies for DataLounge."
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 16, 2019 8:07 PM
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What a bunch of seriously uptight twats!
OP, I thought it was funny.
Must be frau brigade day today.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 16, 2019 8:12 PM
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It was last night; they're sleeping off their hangovers today.
Others, funny petty stories, please!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 16, 2019 8:25 PM
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It was last night; they're sleeping off their hangovers today.
Others, funny petty stories, please!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 16, 2019 8:26 PM
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It was last night; they're sleeping off their hangovers today.
Others, funny petty stories, please!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 16, 2019 8:26 PM
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F-ing DL triple-post. Not my fault!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 16, 2019 8:27 PM
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