🎄👊🏽🎄 HO HO HO 🎄👊🏽🎄

God. You can SMELL the Santorum.

Share a fistful of love this Christmas!

At least they had the decency to cover their faces.

Their poor mothers.

I’m absolutely FILLED with the spirit of Christmas

A Fistful of Hollers

Yes, the smell must be... overpowering. That's a lot of open hole releasing gas.

🎵Eight whores a fisting....🎵

This is why they hate us

Aussies are a magical people

Someone's gettin' coal!

[quote] I’m absolutely FILLED with the spirit of Christmas

And Crisco

And not a fatty among them; impressive.

That's pretty fucking hot.

at first i thought this was an art installation

and then i realized it wasn’t

but then i realized, no no, it was

Nice to see them celebrating ambidexterity. Left fisters and right fisters in harmony...that's the Fistmas spirit!

Well, that's one way to get out of having to come up with a seating chart for Christmas Dinner.

This clip makes me horny as ... Christmas Eve!

You can tell this is an upscale group is fisters because they are having champagne at their holiday party instead of liquor or beer. Very classy.

Gross

Still people into fisting?

R19 fisting has gone mainstream

Fisting 🤛 is the new rimming.

🎅🏻 Santa doesn’t want your fucking cookies anymore. He expects you to fist him.

🎵🎵 "I'm getting prolapsed for Christmas, you can cum in me..." 🎵🎵

While it's fine to enjoy fisting in the bedroom, I'm baffled by those who make it a lifestyle and talk about it all the time.

What pleasure lies in fisting exactly? Asking for a friend. x

….. "He put in his thumb, And pulled out a plum, And said, "What a good boy am I!"

Hmph- "buddygigged!"

What is the purpose fishing, other than to look for lost car keys, buttplugs and perform tunnel repairs.

Fisting: The fist that keeps on giving.

[quote] While it's fine to enjoy fisting in the bedroom, I'm baffled by those who make it a lifestyle and talk about it all the time.

And I am baffled by high almighty assholes who make being high almighty assholes their lifestyle. What's the point of that? I doubt that gets you laid.

They also put the lyrics up on the TV screen! Was this a combo fisting/karaoke session?

Why. Just, why? This is so disturbing. Sometimes I really hate being a member of this club.

R32 your pearl clutching is a bonus for those fisting reindeers

Disgusting, not that anyone will care.

So I'm assuming the one with the reddest hemorrhoid guides the sleigh.

R31 I think they simply had some youtube playlist with Christmas songs playing on the TV.

This is the video seen in the clip below.

Lmfao!

🎵 I’m dreaming of a wide fistass.

I'm somewhat surprised that given the relatively recent DL obsession with Mister Fister and the Chris Burrous saga that no one has referenced that famous event. How soon we forget our DL milestones !

I have never understood fisting. A very close friend (who was actually 6'2" blonde, blue, gorgeous, but small dick) was totally into getting fisted. Didn't matter to me, but oddly he could never verbalize what he got out of it. (And, btw, I'm mostly bottom and I enjoy getting fucked. But a fist???)

do you get blood and poop on your arm if you are the fisting inserter?

This looks too much like Human Centipede for me to do the mental gynastics necessary to be aroused.

It'sh Chrishmash tiiiime in the shitty...

No, really. It'sh actually... Chrishmash time... in the shitty, am I right? *hah HAH!*

Joys Of The Season!

I can only imagine what they do on Easter.

What are they hiding instead of eggs?

Is that John Travolta's Christmas lawn decoration?

Is anyone sending this back home as a Christmas 🎄 card??

R48, send it to the most religious deplorables you know, especially preachers, because you know damned well this is the shit they're really into.

This is why most people think the worst of gay men. Their worst suspicions are often correct. I suppose straight men would easily act more depraved if fraus didn't shut them down. But it really does make it difficult to be proud to be gay.

MARY ^

This is quite vulgar OP.

[bold]MARY^

R52 =

Fisting actually makes me viscerally uncomfortable. But DPing turns me on. Weird. Basically the same thing. Oh well, to each their own. I've done neither BTW.

But don't put it on a damn Christmas card!

Another hot fister!

When an arm can go that deep, ya think a whore like that has literally had a foot up his ass?

R56 Nate Grimes is fisting John Thomas, the super hot Euro pron star

Ay caramba! It’s a Christmas miracle!

God bless us, every one - Hiney Rim

Bump

If you want to know what being fisted is like, imagine a fist being inserted in your anus. It's like that.

Well there's fuckall else to do in Melbourne!

reminds me of The Human Centipede

twitter has disabled their account

You lie r64

The reindeer fisting video played for me just now

r65 the video plays, but try finding the twitter account

CavernousCuntFF’s Twitter is still operative

Your Google skills suck r66

It’s always Xmas in Australia

The cast of this masterpiece

‘Twas was the night before Christmas...

And you thought the brown under their fingernails was dirt!