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Madonna is Hitting the Bottle Hard

Ain’t she a sexy senior citizen?

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by Anonymousreply 37December 18, 2019 10:03 PM

Suck mah titties.

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by Anonymousreply 1December 15, 2019 8:14 PM

I thinks she's bored as shit. Tired of counting her money. Why not go back to the bottle? Hard.

by Anonymousreply 2December 15, 2019 8:22 PM

She’s trolling us

by Anonymousreply 3December 15, 2019 8:29 PM

She should look into getting senior discounts. She could save a lot at McDonald's and Arby's!

by Anonymousreply 4December 15, 2019 9:22 PM

Shut up, JABBA.

by Anonymousreply 5December 15, 2019 9:24 PM

She is a lesbian

by Anonymousreply 6December 15, 2019 9:25 PM

She is seriously delusional. All that jewelry and wearing sunglasses inside in the bathtub is creepy.

by Anonymousreply 7December 15, 2019 9:26 PM

Who was it that said women who wear a ton of jewelry on their wrist are mentally ill?

by Anonymousreply 8December 16, 2019 6:48 AM

The ice bath is per prescription for her arthritis, like the pills.

by Anonymousreply 9December 16, 2019 6:52 AM

She’ll be the next one to drown in her bathtub.

by Anonymousreply 10December 16, 2019 7:58 AM

I like it when she’s being herself, a whore. She needs to stop being Boring and pretentiously artistic. She’s always at best when being a whore

by Anonymousreply 11December 16, 2019 8:03 AM

R6 And Harry Styles is the biggest pussyhound since Bill Clinton. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 12December 16, 2019 8:10 AM

R12, Madonna’s lesbian letters were leaked. At the very least she’s bi.

by Anonymousreply 13December 16, 2019 9:01 AM

'Oh, Grandma!'

by Anonymousreply 14December 16, 2019 9:51 AM

Link, r13?

by Anonymousreply 15December 16, 2019 6:04 PM

Madonna dated publicly women in the 90s. What's there to leak?

by Anonymousreply 16December 16, 2019 6:08 PM

Ingrid is still in rehab recovering from her addiction to Madonna's pussy which she was only allowed to sample a couple of times. Madonna really kept her on a leash and strung her along.

by Anonymousreply 17December 16, 2019 6:52 PM

She’s fastly approaching Angelynne territory.

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by Anonymousreply 18December 16, 2019 11:03 PM

Half expected to see her shoving a bottle up her twat.

by Anonymousreply 19December 16, 2019 11:07 PM

My grandma started to act weird after menopause. Maybe that's what's happening with Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 20December 16, 2019 11:10 PM

Well Madonna hasn’t had a period since the 20th century.

by Anonymousreply 21December 17, 2019 12:09 AM

Madonna (61) has new boyfriend, (25 years old), I believe she's finally found her soul mate.

I hope I get invited to the wedding.😥

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by Anonymousreply 22December 17, 2019 12:29 AM

Weird. I always thought she was a teetotaler and too much of a control freak to dabble in other 'substances.' Guess I was wrong.

by Anonymousreply 23December 17, 2019 12:31 AM

Is that one of her kids’ friends?

by Anonymousreply 24December 17, 2019 12:32 AM

it's so sad to see her further decline. I hate her social media. It really ruins the illusion. Those horrible selfies. I haven't seen one selfie she's taken where she looks good. Not one.

by Anonymousreply 25December 17, 2019 12:34 AM

I bet by now, her twat probably looks like a pizza that's been left out for several days.

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by Anonymousreply 26December 17, 2019 12:40 AM

I bet by now, her twat probably looks like a pizza that's been left out for several days.

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by Anonymousreply 27December 17, 2019 12:40 AM

I'm sure the pizza probably taste better. *

yuck*

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by Anonymousreply 28December 17, 2019 12:50 AM

Well, no one can deny she achieved pretty much everything a person can hope for. Obviously she never conquered Hollywood but for the longest time she ruled the planet. Now when her reign is over I view her career like my 85 year old mother: An elder person living her last years, hopefully being happy about it. We all probably knew Maddie would never go out quietly. It's a bit hard to witness her desperate attempts to stay relevant, and even though she's royally messing up her public image by turning into Mae West there's always a chance she ends up making a great record at some point. Now is the time she should return to the Frozen / Ray of Light era and forget those silly little sex games.

by Anonymousreply 29December 17, 2019 1:30 AM

[quote] Well, no one can deny she achieved pretty much everything a person can hope for.

Uh, no, hon. Get better life goals.

by Anonymousreply 30December 17, 2019 3:08 AM

R30, I obviously meant she achieved what every person dreaming of stardom wants from their career. I suspect Madonna has trouble staying still and just being content and happy in silence.

by Anonymousreply 31December 17, 2019 3:38 AM

Stop comparing Madonna to Mae West. Even elderly Mae West on a bad day is 1,000 better than present day Madonna on a good day.

Mae West could still genuinely seduce men decades younger in her old age, Madonna has to wave a (rather paltry, she's always been so damn cheap in many more ways than one) stack of cash to get a younger man coming in her direction.

by Anonymousreply 32December 17, 2019 4:32 AM

Dex nailed it. Thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 33December 17, 2019 2:39 PM

R28 is that really her? Jesus. And I was just about to eat something too

by Anonymousreply 34December 18, 2019 3:25 PM

Madonna hasn't had a number 1 in 19 years! Tee hee

by Anonymousreply 35December 18, 2019 6:44 PM

True R35, that cunt hasn't had a hit in nearly 20 years but at least the hits she has already aren't overshadowed by some overrated Christmas jingle. Bing Crosby did it better, Honey.

by Anonymousreply 36December 18, 2019 9:54 PM

Ooh,Shots fired R35 R36

Putting extra butter on my popcorn.

by Anonymousreply 37December 18, 2019 10:03 PM
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