Host: Scarlett Johansson
Musical Guest: Niall Horan
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Host: Scarlett Johansson
Musical Guest: Niall Horan
by Anonymous | reply 216 | December 21, 2019 8:35 PM |
Has there ever been a worse lineup than this one? 🤦‍♂️
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 15, 2019 1:22 AM |
Dizzzmull.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 15, 2019 1:27 AM |
When is Eddie Murphy hosting?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 15, 2019 1:28 AM |
I hope she plays Ivanka, spreading freedom in Africa (but not America).
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 15, 2019 1:31 AM |
Is Niall still trying to make it as a solo act?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 15, 2019 1:31 AM |
I remember the Christmas show last year with Matt Damon when Pete Davidson threatened to kill himself right before the show aired. They had to bring him out to introduce Miley Cyrus so everyone would know that he was okay.
Lord, the drama!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 15, 2019 1:37 AM |
Scarlett's not that funny but she's got good cheer?
The really funny ones left and did their own thing.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 15, 2019 1:46 AM |
Fucking SICK of Scarlett. She's not that talented and not beautiful even after the nose job
how many times has she hosted?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 15, 2019 3:30 AM |
R8 I think it will be her sixth time hosting. She and Emma Stone will end up hosting SNL quite a bit in the future because of their future husbands.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 15, 2019 3:32 AM |
Cute opening scene.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 15, 2019 3:35 AM |
the intro is OK...not amazing though
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 15, 2019 3:35 AM |
I don't think Scarlett will stick it out with Colin after the passion period cools down.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 15, 2019 3:35 AM |
Ha Kate is Greta
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 15, 2019 3:35 AM |
Kate sucks at doing a Greta Thunberg impersonation.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 15, 2019 3:35 AM |
It was Greta if she was 45 years old
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 15, 2019 3:36 AM |
Scarlett probably did some coke
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 15, 2019 3:38 AM |
Scar Jo looks high
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 15, 2019 3:38 AM |
who did Scarlett's makeup? Her undereyes are way too bright compared to the other areas of her face
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 15, 2019 3:38 AM |
The Avengers stuff is good
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 15, 2019 3:39 AM |
Scarlett has a face that's not going to age well.
I'd rather be kissing Beck.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 15, 2019 3:42 AM |
omg the far shot really highlights Scarlett's undereye make up lol mess
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 15, 2019 3:42 AM |
This will be Scarlett's 3rd marriage? Good luck with that Colin
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 15, 2019 3:43 AM |
Oh cringe Scarlett "and I met the love of my life here! "
Oh dear. That won't look well in 5 years when she's on the next love.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 15, 2019 3:43 AM |
Pete Davidson creeps me out with those giant fake white teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 15, 2019 3:43 AM |
That has to be the worst “monologue” ever
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 15, 2019 3:43 AM |
Pete did a terrible job again. And he still looks like shit.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 15, 2019 3:43 AM |
Pete looks like a zombie.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 15, 2019 3:44 AM |
Has anyone been to a live SNL taping? What's it like? The studio looks tiny.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 15, 2019 3:45 AM |
That wasn't a very good opening monologue, the "love of my life" comment and PDA were especially awkward.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 15, 2019 3:46 AM |
Colin Jost is a chunky fat fatty.
And that monologue SUCKED
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 15, 2019 3:46 AM |
Did he say Boozy? Bussy?
Doesn’t Bussy rhyme with Pussy?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 15, 2019 3:48 AM |
The gaysian is horrible. He has one character. Dreadful
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 15, 2019 3:49 AM |
Oh look Bowen is playing gay again how unique
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 15, 2019 3:49 AM |
I'm betting Bowen wrote this sketch.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 15, 2019 3:49 AM |
I'm betting Bowen wrote this sketch.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 15, 2019 3:49 AM |
This elf thing is silly.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 15, 2019 3:49 AM |
I love Gay Asian.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 15, 2019 3:50 AM |
I love this kids xmas clothing commercial
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 15, 2019 3:51 AM |
The Macy's spot is very funny and true.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 15, 2019 3:51 AM |
Wow these kids are brats.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 15, 2019 3:52 AM |
Macy's hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 15, 2019 3:52 AM |
LIZZO AND EDDIE MURPHY! Shit that's going to be GREAT!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 15, 2019 3:53 AM |
The Macy's ad was the best pre-filmed spot of the season so far.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 15, 2019 3:54 AM |
I wonder if NBC is preparing to order extra food for Lizzo.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 15, 2019 3:55 AM |
Maybe Scarlett can co-host with pal Woody Allen in the future.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 15, 2019 3:56 AM |
Macy’s spot was excellent.
I love ScarJo, so shoot me. I also think Colin Jost is hot.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 15, 2019 3:57 AM |
Jesus, Niall Horan has packed on the pounds since he was in the boyband. He's no Harry Styles, that's for sure. Double chin and stout looking.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 15, 2019 3:57 AM |
ScarJo should play Kellyanne Conway
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 15, 2019 3:59 AM |
hahaha Kellyanne and George Conway skit!!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 15, 2019 4:01 AM |
R48 Well, you asked for it!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 15, 2019 4:01 AM |
I love ScarJo too. And Woody Allen. And Lizzo. We ain't all in diapers yet on this site. STFU R44.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 15, 2019 4:02 AM |
This is just sad. I don't feel good watching any of this. He's too heinous to joke about like it's acceptable.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 15, 2019 4:02 AM |
The Conway skit was weak — just not funny enough. Kate is overexposed, but the writing here was not good.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 15, 2019 4:05 AM |
Scarlett seems like a bit of a narcissist, no?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 15, 2019 4:07 AM |
ScarJo is s e x y. They fixed her makeup.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 15, 2019 4:07 AM |
The Walmart commercial with the Perry Como song and the judgmental cat was better than the show so far
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 15, 2019 4:07 AM |
Niall sounds good and looks good, too. Nice to see someone without neck tattoos.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 15, 2019 4:08 AM |
does this mean before the season is over we'll be seeing the rest of One Direction as solo acts too? Harry now Niall...
there are so many other people who could get these performer slots...
Niall isn't bad though I'll admit
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 15, 2019 4:08 AM |
Niall Horgan looks sexy and sounded great on a good song. He’s better than most of the musical acts on this show.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 15, 2019 4:11 AM |
Damn! How close is the audience to that stage? I know space NYC rent is expensive but damn!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 15, 2019 4:11 AM |
Good live performance from Niall, he looks really cute too.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 15, 2019 4:12 AM |
Here comes dull Colin Jost
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 15, 2019 4:12 AM |
[quote] Damn! How close is the audience to that stage?
The same distance it has been since 1975.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 15, 2019 4:15 AM |
So the Asian guy's schtick is acting super gay and unfunny?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 15, 2019 4:16 AM |
Does he constantly do Mr. Chow impressions???
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 15, 2019 4:16 AM |
Total Ken Jeong rip off
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 15, 2019 4:17 AM |
[quote] So the Asian guy's schtick is acting super gay and unfunny?
Agree. He's terrible. Not funny at all.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 15, 2019 4:17 AM |
I liked the line about the tariff being a bitchy tax
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 15, 2019 4:17 AM |
And Ken Jeong isn't that funny
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 15, 2019 4:18 AM |
I have to agree. Amongst all the mediocrity of the SNL cast, the GAY Asian guy stands out as TERRIBLE.
I do like Ego. We need a lot more of her.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 15, 2019 4:18 AM |
The nelly Chinese guy knows nothing about comedy.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 15, 2019 4:18 AM |
Bowen Yang is a 2-for-1 minstrel.
And unfunny.
Congrats, Bowen.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 15, 2019 4:18 AM |
At least Ken Jeong is authentic. He made that character first.
Pauly Shore was more original!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 15, 2019 4:19 AM |
Is she really going to marry this guy? He’s so average and unfunny.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 15, 2019 4:19 AM |
I'm still having nightmares about The Weezer r73
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 15, 2019 4:20 AM |
Yoda is better looking than Kyle Mooney
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 15, 2019 4:21 AM |
is Kyle baby yoda?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 15, 2019 4:21 AM |
What has Ego Nwodim done on the show besides playing the sassy black wife/mother/friend/etc.?
Has she created any characters?
She's just as bland as the previous black female cast member she replaced, whose name I've forgotten.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 15, 2019 4:22 AM |
Oh I loved that Weezer skit. Where Leslie Jones loves Weezer. It was pretty funny.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 15, 2019 4:22 AM |
Except she's not bland. And neither was Leslie Jones R78. Do all black women look alike to you? Don't answer.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 15, 2019 4:23 AM |
Macy skit was funny. Pete Davidson looks like he has a tumor on the side of his face.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 15, 2019 4:23 AM |
r79 are you talking about Weezer the band? r75 was referring to Pauly Shore
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 15, 2019 4:25 AM |
And ScarJo did not do a bit with future hubby on WU.
Jost's open was real Republican nasty to Democrats.
Fuck this SI conservative asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 15, 2019 4:26 AM |
Ego and a Chris are great together.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 15, 2019 4:26 AM |
Niall's face looks fat and greasy. Too much Guinness, Hogran! Is he going to do a few skits like Harry did?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 15, 2019 4:28 AM |
I love Chris Redd. He has natural charisma
if he got in shape he'd be hot
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 15, 2019 4:29 AM |
this is a more classic SNL skit in bizarre land
going in the whirlpool only to encounter 2 dead singing strippers lol
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 15, 2019 4:30 AM |
Chris Redd is.....unfortunate.....looking
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 15, 2019 4:31 AM |
I could live with out seeing that sketch again.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 15, 2019 4:31 AM |
Niall looks hot with the chest hair.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 15, 2019 4:31 AM |
Tom Steyer doesn't have a shot.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 15, 2019 4:32 AM |
The best: Beck, Aidy, Mikey, Heidi, Kyle, Ego, Chris, Cecily
Uneven: Kate
Worst: Kenan, Che, Colin, Bowen
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 15, 2019 4:32 AM |
Kyle I would rank a lot lower, he is charisma free
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 15, 2019 4:33 AM |
Lots of hate and anger here for Gay Asian.
He’s a stereotype and nothing new, but he does make me laugh. Even if you don’t think he’s funny, your hate is over-the-top.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 15, 2019 4:34 AM |
Prince Simon of Caucasia!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 15, 2019 4:34 AM |
Ego Nwodim did not replace Leslie Jones.
She replaced Sasheer Zamata, who was totally forgettable.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 15, 2019 4:35 AM |
R95 it's not hate for him. It's hate for not respecting Asian people or making them only acceptable if they're an over the top gay character. Which everyone is a little weary of because historically respect for non-white actors has been scant.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 15, 2019 4:37 AM |
I saw mommy kissing santa klaus cuckold theme lmfao
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 15, 2019 4:38 AM |
Omg a cuckolding skit with Santa.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 15, 2019 4:38 AM |
[quote]She's just as bland as the previous black female cast member she replaced, whose name I've forgotten.
You were saying R97? Is your hood on straight?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 15, 2019 4:39 AM |
Santa....brilliant!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 15, 2019 4:39 AM |
Cecily smiles so hard. She's going to stretch her face out like Jim Carrey and age prematurely.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 15, 2019 4:40 AM |
At least Leslie Jones made me laugh, she could be terrible but sometimes she was funny
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 15, 2019 4:40 AM |
The Hallmark skit was on point. And it makes me once again glad that I cancelled my Netflix subscription.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 15, 2019 4:41 AM |
Honestly I think Scarlett's kind of bland. Has anyone laugh at a ScarJo skit?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 15, 2019 4:43 AM |
Niall sounds great. Nice ballad. He has charisma.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 15, 2019 4:43 AM |
The male Norah Jones zzzzzzZzzz
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 15, 2019 4:45 AM |
Niall does sound great, but he looks 36.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 15, 2019 4:45 AM |
Why is Cicely in so many sketches? I'm sure she's a lovely person but the other women are so underused.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 15, 2019 4:46 AM |
Is Alex Moffat gay?
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 15, 2019 4:46 AM |
R110 There are some episodes where she is barely used. I think she's better than Kate McKinnon.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 15, 2019 4:47 AM |
I must be dead inside. I don't like ballads.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 15, 2019 4:47 AM |
Niall's second song was quite nice.
He's talented and will sell some records in the US.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 15, 2019 4:47 AM |
Just call her scarlett. Is that so hard? It’s a hideous portmanteau that she loathes.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 15, 2019 4:48 AM |
r98 I see, you're an idiot. The gaysian has gotten more people talking than any recent new cast member I can remember, so over the next couple years prepare to come up with some better insults than he's stereotypically gay all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 15, 2019 4:48 AM |
^^^ ScarJo is
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 15, 2019 4:48 AM |
Maybe if there was another Asian or another gay on the show or both Bowen Yang wouldn’t seem like such a dreadful, one-note performer.
Has he ever been funny? Doesn’t he have a podcast? Does this screechy Mr Chow stuff on his podcast? Do people like it?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 15, 2019 4:49 AM |
Ok R116 with the bee in the butt. It's nice to see him playing a regular character like right now.
Bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 15, 2019 4:50 AM |
r116 a lot of people talked about Leslie Jones too but most of it wasn't good
by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 15, 2019 4:50 AM |
If ScarJo didn't have big breasts she wouldn't have gotten far
by Anonymous | reply 121 | December 15, 2019 4:51 AM |
Heidi Gardner is hilarious and not used enough. I've been following Chloe for years on IG and she does some really funny impressions. She is barely on SNL.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 15, 2019 4:51 AM |
Leslie Jones was one of the worst cast members ever.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | December 15, 2019 4:52 AM |
The Macy’s sketch was cute. The rest of the show sucks.
Maybe Eddie and Lizzo will be entertaining.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 15, 2019 4:53 AM |
Alex Moffat is married, he and his wife seem legit so don't think he is gay
by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 15, 2019 4:53 AM |
Leslie Jones is actually funny. She had a lot of very funny skits.
Scarecrow not so much.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 15, 2019 4:53 AM |
I was pleasantly surprised by Niall. Nice voice and surprisingly not covered in disfiguring ink.
Love Mikey. How can anyone not love Mikey?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 15, 2019 4:53 AM |
Leslie Jones wasn't great at doing characters, but she's a funny bitch with charisma to burn. No one was more loved on the SNL set that Leslie. She could have stayed another 10 years if she wanted to.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 15, 2019 4:54 AM |
I liked the choking poster superfans skit
by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 15, 2019 4:54 AM |
Hopefully Eddie will have better material since he waited so long to come back and there are high expectations
by Anonymous | reply 130 | December 15, 2019 4:54 AM |
Fuck Lorne and his trying to be equal with Dems and Repugs
by Anonymous | reply 131 | December 15, 2019 4:56 AM |
Where can I find the episode of SNL that Helen Lawson hosted?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | December 15, 2019 4:56 AM |
Horrible episode
by Anonymous | reply 133 | December 15, 2019 4:57 AM |
why are they using a poor innocent cute dog to make repubs seem sane and Democrats as crazy?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | December 15, 2019 4:57 AM |
These fucking anti-Trump sketches actually help Trump! Aren't they supposed to be democratic? And Alec Baldwin makes Trump seem like a nice but dumb guy.
They don't understand psychology. *SMH*
by Anonymous | reply 135 | December 15, 2019 4:57 AM |
Eddie Murphy will make sure he has better material or you won't see him in many sketches. I would never host SNL without throwing my weight around.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | December 15, 2019 4:57 AM |
horrible waste of a dog WTF
by Anonymous | reply 137 | December 15, 2019 4:57 AM |
That's also why I didn't like Colbert's cartoons of Trump, they make him seem like a lovable doofus
by Anonymous | reply 138 | December 15, 2019 4:59 AM |
This show sucked.
I hate Scarlett's nasal voice.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | December 15, 2019 4:59 AM |
So Colin and Scarlett are Repubs?
by Anonymous | reply 140 | December 15, 2019 5:00 AM |
I dont have tv or cable so I did not see the episode, but I googled the official video for Niall Horan's new song, and he is adorable and the song is pretty good.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | December 15, 2019 5:00 AM |
Scarlett should never have cut her hair, she looks so plain now
by Anonymous | reply 142 | December 15, 2019 5:01 AM |
Dog skit was bad. I can’t enjoy anti-Dem skits no matter how much truth there is.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | December 15, 2019 5:02 AM |
Why are you all still watching? This show isn't well made and, as many of you pointed out, it actually helps Trump and hurts Democratic candidates.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | December 15, 2019 5:04 AM |
I swear Democrats lack any type of backbone. You will watch a show that actively derails American politics and insults Democrats with a smile on your faces and then wonder why we lose.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | December 15, 2019 5:05 AM |
What's messed up is Scarlett's going to clap herself on the back and go to these Democratic rallies thinking she's helping the Dems.
Little does she realize her SNL dog skit and having the dog put her "libtard" protesting in place helps Trump. There are low info voters who will side that dumbass dog.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | December 15, 2019 5:07 AM |
An awful lot of you are putting WAY too much import in to the final sketches of the night that 1) very few people see, and 2) nothing they do is going to sway an election. Settle down.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | December 15, 2019 5:07 AM |
The video for the balled Niall sang, really lovely song, very talented guy.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | December 15, 2019 5:07 AM |
Have you all forgotten that SNL had Trump host the show when he was running for president? Or that Kate Mackinnon mocked Hillary relentlessly for a whole year and then came out and 'sang' Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah dresses as Hillary when Trump won? I hate that SNL trivializes bigotry and fascism. They sure as fuck aren't very good at satirizing it. TAKE A STAND.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | December 15, 2019 5:08 AM |
*dressed
by Anonymous | reply 151 | December 15, 2019 5:09 AM |
True R150. So true. Sadly.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | December 15, 2019 5:10 AM |
Sad, True. In bad taste. Disgraceful. Sad. An insult to Hillary, Mr. Cohen and everyone watching and grieving.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | December 15, 2019 5:18 AM |
Another episode where Leslie Jones didn't fuck up any of her lines.
She's getting better.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | December 15, 2019 5:21 AM |
That ballad is terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | December 15, 2019 5:29 AM |
R149 That was lovely indeed. Harry Styles did well the other week too.
I hate the smiling both-sides attempts in WU and the opening as if democracy is not going own the tubes hourly.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | December 15, 2019 5:35 AM |
R153 I forgot how embarrassing that was....yikes
by Anonymous | reply 157 | December 15, 2019 5:37 AM |
Arguably the best show of the season, with runner-up props to Harry Styles' 45/6. They cinched it for me tonight at "...the not one, not two, but three Black quarterbacks who have beat Tom Brady this season." The Conway skit was sheer brilliance in both concept and execution, Max the aged Pug not so.
Much Johansson love here in Hell's Kitchen where her Granny Sloan was my next door neighbor and who, from way back in the day, was so proud of her little granddaughter's budding career. My fave remains Scarlett's twin brother, Hunter, who would stop and play "hall ball" with my miniature dachshund puppy some 15 years ago.
Thanks for the memories, Scarlett, and for a stellar SNL episode.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | December 15, 2019 5:38 AM |
The rapping elves was not as good as the wrapping elves of yore...
by Anonymous | reply 159 | December 15, 2019 6:58 AM |
Macy's may have been a pre record but it was PERFECT.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | December 15, 2019 6:59 AM |
they picked this turkey for a xmas re run??? worst of year....
(why is Che on this show?)
by Anonymous | reply 161 | December 15, 2019 7:30 AM |
The ScarJo episode was a new episode.
They haven't broken for Christmas break yet.
Next week is the much anticipated Murphy return.
Jost was quite the rich, conservative Staten Island asshole Pete claims him to be.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | December 15, 2019 8:25 AM |
Odd, sounds more like Che....
by Anonymous | reply 163 | December 15, 2019 9:38 AM |
She has the face of an old duck
and the personality of an eel.....
by Anonymous | reply 164 | December 15, 2019 9:39 AM |
Her and jost are perfect match
he is a star fucker and she
wants to be a star.....someday.
good luck wench.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | December 15, 2019 10:11 AM |
I think Bowen Yang is funny. I honestly kind of like the blending of the Asian and gay stereotypes because they’re generally so disparate. A tariff being a “bitchy tax” is also funny to me since Trump loves tariffs and in reality, he really doe behave like an overly sensitive bitchy queen crybaby. I feel like Yang is making up for lost time, given that there has never been an openly gay actor on SNL. Not one I can remember, anyway.
I recall that when he and the young woman were introduced this season, lots of people here called the woman as being the new breakout star. It’s funny that people know Bowen Yang’s name and not hers now.
I do concede that he’s a gay minstrel show and an Asian minstrel show, but as with Leslie Jones, what’s funny is funny.
I also still think Kenan is reliably funny and sort of underused, but at this point he seems kind of like a reliable Phil Hartman all-purpose cast member, and I enjoy him wherever he lands. He seems likable and he makes me chuckle.
I agree that the Colin Jost thing is odd. He is kind of cute in a prep school way, but he’s also not *that* cute and the fawning over him on the show is ridiculous. It was funny when Leslie Jones did it because of their odd mismatch, but he is hardly gorgeous.
Beck is definitely the heartthrob of the show now. And he’s usually funny. Weird that he flubbed lines this week.
Scarlett...she’s pretty reliable as a performer. I do resent her for defending Woody Allen. Her defense is basically that Allen never raped her, and since one of Allen’s kids married him, he can’t possibly be a raper of children. Bah.
Cecily is still my favorite cast member and I don’t think she’s overused at all. I am sorry that SNL overplayed Kate McKinnon because she is still versatile and usually pretty funny. Her Jeff-Sessions-as-a-possum and Giuliani-as-a-bat thing is lame and her Kellyanne as demure and pretty irks me a lot. Why is it OK to show how gnarled and gross men are but not women?
Aidy is cute but it’s a little annoying they always put the fat girl in the elf costumes.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | December 15, 2019 11:04 AM |
Her Ivanka “complicit” skit years ago was perfect. I am annoyed she didn’t skewer Ivanka again.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | December 15, 2019 11:13 AM |
[quote] I feel like Yang is making up for lost time, given that there has never been an openly gay actor on SNL. Not one I can remember, anyway.
Terry Sweeney was openly gay.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | December 15, 2019 4:26 PM |
Many happy wishes to Josthansson! Hope they stick with the love of their lives for eternity!
by Anonymous | reply 170 | December 15, 2019 4:39 PM |
I think next week's Eddie Murphy show will be the highest-rated in a long time.
The Macy's video was the funniest thing on SNL since the Matt Damon Christmas video last year. Aidy: "She is!"
by Anonymous | reply 171 | December 15, 2019 4:45 PM |
CoScar
by Anonymous | reply 172 | December 15, 2019 5:16 PM |
Mariah should have been xmas musical guest with other legend Eddie.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | December 15, 2019 5:41 PM |
The problem with Bowen Yang is that he just doesn't understand comedy. He rushes through his lines, makes faces, has no sense of timing. He comes across as an amateur. Very "community theatre".
Beck, Aidy, Heidi, Mikey, Cecly know what they're doing.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | December 15, 2019 6:00 PM |
Is Julio Torres still a writer on SNL?
by Anonymous | reply 175 | December 15, 2019 6:11 PM |
ScarJost
by Anonymous | reply 176 | December 15, 2019 6:37 PM |
Is Jost from money? Why is she marrying him?
by Anonymous | reply 177 | December 16, 2019 2:14 AM |
Niall has unfortunate teeth. He needs to get the top row totally re-done.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | December 16, 2019 2:22 AM |
Niall Hogran bellows that ballad like a bull in an empty field. So funny to see all the little fangurls on the thread to praise him. He's no Harry Styles, who has just sold 400k of his new album in its first week alone. The third biggest debut of 2019.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | December 16, 2019 2:34 AM |
You can bet there will be A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood parody next week since Eddie Murphy did a Mr. Rogers skit back in the day.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | December 16, 2019 2:57 AM |
R179, Everybody knows that Harry cheated and did a ticket bundle with his album. He wouldn't have done half that without it.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | December 16, 2019 3:01 AM |
ScarJo's receding hairline is very obvious in this wig. She's only 35!
by Anonymous | reply 182 | December 16, 2019 3:06 AM |
R181, EVERYBODY who can does a ticket bundle. But Harry also sells a lot more concert tickets than other people. Far, far more than poor Niall Hogran. Niall is also bundling but his US arena tour with Lewis Fataldi is only about 25% sold out, so his second album, Me and Me Guinness, won't be hitting the 400k mark.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | December 16, 2019 3:15 AM |
Aagreed R46, but I'm with R142, I think she looked so chic with short hair, as it really flattered her bone structure.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | December 16, 2019 3:59 AM |
Aagreed R46, but I'm with R142, I think she looked so chic with short hair, as it really flattered her bone structure.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | December 16, 2019 3:59 AM |
Aagreed R46, but I'm with R142, I think she looked so chic with short hair, as it really flattered her bone structure.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | December 16, 2019 3:59 AM |
1,000 apologies for the triplets.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | December 16, 2019 4:01 AM |
[quote][R181], EVERYBODY who can does a ticket bundle. But Harry also sells a lot more concert tickets than other people.
That's not true. Neither Post Malone or Ariana Grande did ticket bundles with their albums. If they had, they both would have sold 600k-700k the first week in the US. Harry's streaming numbers are mediocre, so his album will crater in the coming weeks. His singles are not doing well.
I do like him though. And I'm glad that his tour looks like it will be successful for him.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | December 16, 2019 4:31 AM |
Niall Horan was good on SNL.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | December 16, 2019 5:07 AM |
I will NEVER understand Scarlett 's appeal! Her acting sucks. Worse is when people claim what a great beauty she is! Pics before plastic surgery are shocking!! Surgeons got her barely to average looking IMO. Ugggh
by Anonymous | reply 190 | December 16, 2019 5:36 AM |
I remember watching one if the earliest SNL Christmas episodes & crying. My parents would let me go to college not would they teach me to drive. Because my mother was a religious fanatic she sent me to religious high school an hour away from my town. I lost all contact with kids I’d grown up with, including my cousins. I was at my sister’s apartment, which was attached to my aunt & uncle’s house. The addition to the house was built without a permit by my aunt’s brother in law. He hadn’t put any insulation in the walls. It was so cold the draft came through tthe walls. My sister and her husband Wouk day go out to bars on Saturday nights & didnt come home until 7:30 am Sundays. My mother made me babysit for their son for $0. Even my mother wouldn’t pay me, telling me it was my duty because I was living rent feee in my parents home (I couldn’t get a job since I couldn’t drive).
My friends from HS had all gone off to college, like I had expected I would be doing. It was a shock when I was told there was no money for me to go to college, no plan was ever made for it. I was expected to go to work straight out of HS. I didn’t know anyone in my town anymore.
I was alone and this was not how I ever thought my life would go. I watched SNL wrapped in a blanket on the couch, shivering. The cast sang a Christmas song and then cast members went out and skated around the tree in Rockefeller Center. The city was only 60 miles away, but it was another world where people could be free. I burst into tears. So many people my age were having the time of their lives, going out into the world and making friends, having relationships, having experiences that people have when they grow up and here I was in this freezing illegal apartment alone with nobody to talk to and no future plan at all. No way to escape.
I would have to sit there for hours, watching old movies on tv, waiting til my sister and her husband came home and passed out.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | December 16, 2019 5:59 AM |
Bowen was hilarious on the choking poster skit - which was not at all a gay minstrel act.
But of course, we have to skewer our own kind always, I understand.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | December 16, 2019 6:22 AM |
[quote]Is Jost from money? Why is she marrying him?
Jost comes from an upper middle class background. His mother is/was a physician. Jost has worked at SNL since he was 22 or 23. But, I doubt he has ever made big bucks from it. It's been said that SNL doesn't pay their writers, crew, or cast members all that well. Years ago, Tina Fey said in an interview that performers who were on MadTV around the same time she was on SNL made more than her. I recall Seth Meyers saying living in New York also eats up a lot of the money SNL people make.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | December 16, 2019 6:41 AM |
I just don't understand why the writing is so consistently bad. Does Lorne dislike all the funny skits? I refuse to believe that they can't find funny people to write for them. I know the culture is toxic, but they should still be able to get one good script out of everybody who quits in disgust. Does Lorne even watch the show? There just seems to be a real disconnect somewhere between conception and performance.
Also, I think it's a shame that SNL has turned into 'just another publicity machine'. They should do shows without hosts. The focus should be on the actual comedy strength of the ensemble and there's been no real sense of the cast being an ensemble, as opposed to an assortment of varyingly talented people sharing space, for a really long time. People like Scarlett should not be hosting fucking comedy shows. Funny people should be hosting, if they insist upon having hosts. I hate that they rarely have recurring characters anymore. I can't understand why all the sketches go on for too long. And I'm really curious about who the dead weight is behind the scenes that's dragging the whole thing down. I'm putting the blame on Lorne, but Jost and Che seem like they could be totally condescending cumrags who refuse to listen to any ideas that don't grab them in the first 3 seconds, ideas they don't understand or those that come from people they have bro biases against. And Keenan needs to fucking retire.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | December 16, 2019 7:28 AM |
Wait, I just realised Scarlett Johansson named her daughter after two of the Golden Girls ("Rose Dorothy") and I have to kind of like her more now.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | December 16, 2019 11:51 AM |
Niall looked very cute in his pink suit. Big ass.Speaking of big, Scarlett's tits! The show was funny enough. Bahhumbug you old cranky scrooges!
by Anonymous | reply 196 | December 16, 2019 11:59 AM |
Why is Melissa Villasenor still on here? She only seems to exist to play the second female in a sketch when needed.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | December 16, 2019 12:03 PM |
Who's missing Leslie Jones? She used to blow her lines so much, it was as though she was acting on "Dark Shadows."
by Anonymous | reply 198 | December 16, 2019 12:03 PM |
r197, I think she doesn't have any more promising opportunities. She fucked herself with the racist tweets. She's not pretty. And her real voice sounds like a muppet. She'll probably disappear after her contract is over.
What the fuck is going on with Heidi Gardner's teeth?
by Anonymous | reply 199 | December 16, 2019 12:06 PM |
I like Melissa Villasenor, but it’s the Kate McKinnon show.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | December 16, 2019 12:15 PM |
McKinnon is overused. Her male politicians are awful and indistinguishable.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | December 16, 2019 12:47 PM |
McKinnon is too talented for the show. She's outgrown it and should move on.
Keenan has never been talented enough for the show. He should go the fuck home.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | December 16, 2019 12:49 PM |
R190 because she has a curvy, hourglass body with a tiny waist that straight guys love. With help, makeup, lighting, airbrushing, she can look beautiful, like a puffy faced Michelle Pfiffer Barbie. Of course, without all that and with a brunette wig she just looks average or odd.
I read a Russian article reviewing her and they said they couldn't see what all the bombshell fuss was about. That she looks like a girl you might see on the subway. They said they see prettier blonde girls all the time over there but American audiences aren't used to seeing women like that so have no clue.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | December 16, 2019 2:06 PM |
R199 I agree that twitter scandal really screwed her over. I think Villasenor will end up having a long career of voice work for cartoons.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | December 16, 2019 5:01 PM |
And Muppet movies.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | December 16, 2019 7:53 PM |
Why are gay men commenting on the sexual appeal of ScarJo's body? Gross. Get a life.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | December 16, 2019 8:31 PM |
I have high hopes for next weeks Eddie Murphy episode. I hope he can drop ( or at least lower) his ego and do his old classic characters, in the vein of *OLD* SNL humor with no political correctness with lots of raunchy and racial funny-as-shit comedy.
Now that would my Christmas present!!
by Anonymous | reply 207 | December 16, 2019 9:40 PM |
Cecily is a gem. She should sing in every show.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | December 16, 2019 10:37 PM |
'Harry's streaming numbers are mediocre, so his album will crater in the coming weeks'
Nope. All 12 of the Fine Line tracks are still in the Global Spotify Top 50. Niall's streaming is absolutely dire, though.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | December 17, 2019 1:29 AM |
Niall's first song on SNL was catchy.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | December 17, 2019 5:21 PM |
HAIRLINE IS NOT THE only thing scarjo has receeding
like uh talent and taste in
boyfriend fukt buddys
by Anonymous | reply 211 | December 18, 2019 1:28 AM |
Lorne seems to continue to be VERY engaged with the show and its content. Such as, just about every time they show one of those live segments in between sketches and commercials when they're re-setting up the stage for the next skit, he is on there with the techs and castmembers talking or directing what's going on. Too much so. The guy's become a control freak who has seemed to squeeze almost all the fun, irreverence and originality out of the show, IMO.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | December 18, 2019 1:45 AM |
Wanna fuk Jost in the ass till he bleeds. Just saying.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | December 18, 2019 2:30 AM |
Niall is fat and old looking
by Anonymous | reply 214 | December 18, 2019 4:16 AM |
So who is going to start the 12-21-19 Murphy thread early?
by Anonymous | reply 215 | December 21, 2019 6:40 PM |
So excited for this week's show!
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