Madonna Dating 26 Year Old Dancer

The duck lips.

She has destroyed her face.

He looks rough. And she looks ghastly.

He's ugly and has a stupid hairstyle.

She is utterly ghastly.

Oy.

Cher wins.

"No, please, I insist on looking at you from this angle."

He looks like a poor man’s Jaden Smith. She looks like a cadaver.

I guess some people are into necrophilia.

R8 lol! Her hairstyle is stupid and she’s kept it for too many years can’t she just try brunette for a year or something.

Cyndi Lauper is a much better person

What the fuck happened to her face?

Shit, she hit the wall hard.

She’s a drunk. Alcohol bloat.

R14, I thought Madonna didn't drink or do drugs?

You are WAY out of the loop, R15.

Madonna has been drinking publicly for years. In concert, on Instagram, on YouTube. She loves her booze!

Drinking in this 2019 video!

Ugh. She looks like the fat slapper who inexplicably has been working in the back office for six years and whose thrill in life is playing bawdy wench at Renaissance Faires and working awkward sexual innuendos into everything.

R16 she drinks and smokes socially and for show but she’s not really a drinker don’t be fooled by the hip hop image she likes to put out.

It’s funny, for years I really believed that she was clean living sort of gal.

I don’t think she looks that bad, but she has done the same thing that Streisand did - gone from rocking an ever-changing array of experimental looks to settling on one look and never changing it. I guess it’s an age thing.

It’s Vili Fualaau - how appropriate.

She looks better than all of you. You know that.

Cyndi Lauper is covered with psoriasis.

r18 you can almost see the special effects required to keep her face looking youthful in that video. It's like how Brad Pitt's aging-backwards character looked when he was young and hot during the movie. The effects STRUGGLING to keep the youthful look in place!

She really covering that mutated ass.

Drinking wine with spoon.

Even her fingers look like sausages.

Her fingers always looked like sausages.

[quote]she drinks and smokes socially and for show but she’s not really a drinker don’t be fooled by the hip hop image she likes to put out.

The only person fooled is you for believing it’s just for show.

How gross to date a guy only three years older than her daughter. And he’s ugly, but she really can’t be too picky at this point.

I'm surprised she became and remains overweight. She seemed really disciplined and vain.

Looking at Madonna makes ME feel old. Boohoo

One does what one does.

She used to date young guys cuz they were hot (Jesus) but now it’s only because they are young, yuck.

I know this is said on every Madonna thread but… I cannot believe she turned into what she has become!

No one notices the resemblance to Sean Penn, the love of her life?

I too believe she is an alcoholic. I've thought so for a couple of years. I couldn't believe it at first but.... Well. Comeon. And the boytoy is FUG!

R29 yes she’ll have some rose every now and then but she’s absolutely nowhere near an alcoholic don’t be foolish. Where’s the evidence outside of the publicity shots for magazines or Instagram posts she’s done. There are zero stories of her being a drunk or an alcoholic. She’s too old to start dealing with hangovers. Madonna has always been a really square girl who has convinced people that she’s wild (outside of her sexual life which was wild).

R37 Really?! In my experience, those who talk a lot about sex don't actually have it much

When you no longer have the career or relevance you need, a narcissist will turn to other things to dull the pain.

Just read Madonna’s leaked letters. The woman is a lunatic with absolutely no self-awareness. She is truly deranged.

R37 Apparently knows exactly what M drinks and how much. It’s not like Madonna has ever been honest about any of it...she claims to be square, but went on Letterman high out of her mind and always seems to be drinking these days

Yes R22 ! It was driving me crazy trying to think of who he reminded me of ! Thank You ! Not one person looked at those pictures and didnt give a little shudder of disgust at the thought of him fucking that old hag. Not One.

R38 not in Madonna’s case her past wild sex life is very well documented particularly in her 80s rise to fame up until she met Sean then she cooled down until after Warren Beatty when she started going after rappers and basketball stars. Remember when she fucked Bobby Brown is the bathroom in the middle of a studio recording session. Oh yes, read her biographies. I don’t think she’s been slutty since the mid 90s though.

Madg's vag is over 60 years old. Can you imagine a 25 year old girl looking at a 60 year old pussy, and saying "Damn, I want to eat that for hours?"

R43 yes it’s probably the same as Sarah Paulson and her girlfriend.

Where does she get such shitty plastic surgery? Doesn't she have a single rich lady old friend who could have prevented this?

Very bizarre. I'm 36 and would not be attracted to a 26 year old kid at this point. And she looks awful.

R40 her reputation for not drinking or doing drugs is well known in the media and in the industry for decades. The only place where she’s been discussed as being an alcoholic without any evidence whatsoever is on this thread, on dL haha..Just because she smoked a joint with Tupac in 94 before going on letterman doesn’t mean she’s an alcoholic..Lol. She also probably made up that story about being high because she was on Howard Stern knowing Madonna’s need for control she was probably not high at all. But it’s people like you that she wants to fool and convince that she’s still hype and “with it” so good for her she’s succeeding.

He looks like a bull dyke.

My God, every time I think her face couldn't look any worse... it does. She looks awful. It's like she's added skin to her face. Not just looking fat but it looks like she added rubber to her face. How does she even look at herself in the mirror? it's bad enough in photos; it must be horrifying in person.

He has a nice smile (and eye-patch).

I can literally picture myself sitting in my bedroom as a kid waiting for "Like a Virgin" or "Dress You Up in My Love" to come on the radio so I could tape it on my recorder, so seeing her like this now makes me feel really old and sad.

Cyndi Lauper is also a better singer, songwriter, and musician.

If she had left her face alone she would look much better. I was going to say she's look nicer, but she's never been very nice at all, has she?

In any case she is way too old for this nonsense!

I hope a sex tape will leak this time finally. And I want Lourdes to watch it.

I'm here for this train wreck

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R11 She's been wearing full lace wigs for years. She's actually buzzed like a dyke. As opposed to Cher whose real hair is probably nearly 5 feet in length by now.

R65 you wish

Are we sure that isn't a gait-training session at R58? She may have broken a hip.

She seems happy and looks good in that Kardashian clip. While her face looks really big there’s no telling if she’d be receiving less or more hate if she had left it natural. People were hating on her face 10 years ago. Would it be better if she looked like Celine? What’s the difference between her face and Aniston’s anyway.?

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Here latest video....

That whole Kim Kardashian interaction was painful.

Her ass implants look ridiculous.

What ass implants? It's only nappies.

she had a face lift recently, thus the puffy face.

god that kid is fug

she rich as god, u think she gives a fig what u all think????

At least she could have picked a good-looking guy.

She looks like my mean old sow granny who sneaked smokes in the toilet, and we had to smell her poop mixed with camels....GROSS PIGLET

Her face looks like a fart.

Ugh.

At first glance it looks like Mae West with one of the Nicholas brothers.

On closer inspection they look like trailer park residents in the Judge Judy green room, she’s suing him for the bail money she paid and he’s counter suing because the daughter’s boyfriend assaulted him and drove his car when he was locked up.

TRASH

I thought Liz Rosenberg retired.

wtf she see in him, I don't care how big is his peen, the face !!

I feel sorry for her at this point. It's only going to get worse.

Looking at his natural expression, imagine his orgasm one. 🤮🤮

Assuming he does, given his s.o.

I don't think she's a drunk. Having a few glasses of wine every few days is fine. I just think her new music sucks, And to the poster upthread? Cher won. Love her. Still like Madonna's catalogue. And I'm a 90s kid so should like Madonna more.

Whitney Houston—done in by drugs

Michael Jackson—drugs and disfigurement

Prince—drugs

Marilyn—drugs

Madonna—disfigurement and ________.

If you think the lips on her face are gnarly...

R75 he’s a human dildo ok! Most of you queens would trade her life with her in a heartbeat

She looks Prednisone puffy.

R87 Not this one. I am too lazy and too nice. She is unkind and arrogant and narcissistic, and there are no human qualities I dislike more than those.

I admire her tenacity. As Cher said decades ago, Madonna has no single extraordinary talent but she packages what she does have to make a sum that is greater than the parts. Her will power is a superpower.

But no one who is content with herself mutilates herself the way Madonna and other super-rich stars do. She is making herself look like a monster because she feels like she is a monster on a deep level. I would never want to live that way, not for a house in London and not for a billion bucks or fame or awards.

how does he get it up for THAT?

Somebody needs to get him scissors and/or a pair of clippers for Christmas. That hair is a mess.

She's like that friend of your mom's who has recently divorced, gets drunk at a party and starts flirting with you and you just feel bad for her.

She's a vampire who requires, for eternal youth and beauty, the semen of men under 30, preferably "ethnic."

These pictures to me don't look like a plastic-surgeried monster. They look more or less how I conjecture she'd look if she'd stayed in Detroit growing into a reasonably middle-class hausfrau role.

Except for the 26-year-old, obviously.

Wow I guess I’m the only one who thinks he’d be a hot fuck. And he’s definitely got a BBC under those sweat pants. I’d never date him in public like the trashy Madge. But definitely on the DL.

R69, the look on his face says the same thing...

It’s called aging and she’s not doing it very gracefully- doubt any substance abuse.

Charlie is probably a climate change denier as well.

I think she looks great and very young considering having no makeup on. The guy is ugly however. I’m sure he has a very large black cock. Black n skinny = 10 inches at least

I would love to listen in on their conversations. Him: did you get my snap? Her: what’s a “snap?”

So Madonna is renting a young guy. I bet she thinks all the younger demographic will be interested in her now (they won't)

It's sad that she sinks to this level to get publicity. And she's a disgusting mother. No wonder her son couldn't wait to get away from her

did her makeup line go under? cant imagine this look makes it fly off the shelves.....

Even Mae West had better taste in men.

You just know he got a big dick.

Those attacking his looks would present hole to him in a heartbeat.

Why does she look like she’s farting in all these pics?

She’s hideous monster. I can’t believe she goes out in public where her picture can be taken. She needs to go buy a secluded island and die. She should take Cher’s example. You never see Cher except when she’s performing. Cher has enough sense to know her own mangled face shouldn’t be seen without the benefit of makeup, lighting, and costuming.

R105 - I’m actually presenting hole to him right now, but the only thing that’s going inside my butthole is this dildo.

Madonna is a teenager at heart - I imagine that even if she were to date a dude closer to her age, he would have to be as young spirited as her but wise and mature too. She’ll probably date older men when she’s really old and turns into a recluse.

I'm the one who turned her into this... potato we see before us.

I can’t even imagine a man her age that would be interested in her. She’s got more baggage than O’hare International.

R99, not quite- and I don’t see the connection. I’m not a Madonna fan- I just don’t see much more than a woman having a hard time growing older.

She's not dating him. She's renting him

She's paying him to hang around with her. How pitiful

She's paying him in publicity. And maybe buys him things occasionally. I doubt it's a straight cash transaction.

R113 - can you honestly say you wouldn’t “rent” a muscled-up Instaho if you had her money?

He actually gets monthly allowance of $20k so I heard from her fan site

I shudder to think what Madonna will look like at 65, 70 and 75. Even more horrible if that’s possible. She’s been making a complete fool of herself for as long as I can remember. And in no time the guy with the bad 80s hair will be gone. I can’t even imagine co existing with Madonna. Hope it’s worth it to him, staring into a 60 yo pussy.

Tons of disgusting old men get young pussy. I don’t hate her for that. But geez, she’s gone downhill fast these last few years.

He really does look kike Villi, Mary Kay Latourneau husband. Let's call her Madonna Kay Latourneau

Ugly people.

And the fact that she set up that razzi shoot thinking it would make her look good or "still slaying!" tells you all you need to know about how delusional she is.

Is her silly tour still going?

Just a few years from now, her silly tour (as r121 perfectly put it) will mark the point in which Madonna went irrevocably from fading to pathetic.

If you want an idea of what Madonna would probably look like now with no plastic surgery, look up her sisters Paula and Melanie on Facebook. Their profiles are private but you can still see certain posts and pictures. They both look like elderly Italian women, which is exactly what Madonna should look like at this point.

I despise this old crone, but she isn't fat.

R107 I saw Cher out and about in Dublin last month. I was walking to the car park after my friends birthday dinner and she was taking pictures of the Oscar Wilde statue at about 11:30pm. She was with another woman and was wearing minimal makeup, a purple puffy jacket and I have to say she looked great. She didn’t look overly “done” at all. She looked about 55 and great skin although If was dark outside. I did a double take and then backtracked and shouted “lovely to see you, enjoy your stay” and both she and her friends said “thank you” and Cher added “having a great time” Was pretty surreal!

R125 - wonderful story! Glad to hear she is kind and friendly.

Anyone else think the guy looks like that kid who Mary Ellen LeTourneau, the jailed cradle robbing teacher was banging? IIRC, he is her baby daddy too

Janet's "Together Again" follows Madonna's version of "Santa Baby" on the December 2001 A Gap In-Store Playlist!

Happy Holidays!

Add 100lbs, and this will be Taylor Swift in 30 years.

She looks like a roadside meth ho blowing for a buck and spitting out a tooth and blood when she coughs out the trucker spooge.

She looks like Lindsay Lohan 😂

I don’t hate her for getting young dick. When I’m 61, I’ll gladly pay for some 26 year old dick. I have no children so there’s no one to leave my estate to. Might as well help some gold digging whores as long as I’m still getting off.

He'll be replaced once he turns 30 or she gets bored of him.

R125 Cher has been overly “done” for so long that you’ve forgotten what she initially looked like and you’re comparing her in your mind to a plastic surgery done Cher.

^^in 10 years we’ll be used to Madonna’s plastic look and we will have forgotten the old face. Like Cher, it’ll be non-issue.

^^if the Kardashians have taught us anything, it’s that fake is the new normal!

Wasn't she dating a hot Braziillan twink model at one point? This one is a definite downgrade. Decent body though.

You mean her $90 bottle of face water doesn't work?

r137

She upgraded dick size

I think the only dick size upgrade from Brazilians is Tom of Finland fantasyland...

She doesn't care about dick size, she said average Tony Ward and Warren were enough for her.

Some careers are ruined by unfortunate circumstances beyond the star or artist's control. Madonna has destroyed her own legend by alienating her core fans and by being seen as gross, desperate and dated by younger generations. What example is she raising for her kids by doing all this? Isn't she grossed out (I'm sure Lourdes is) that she's fucking some ugly dude who is almost her daughter's age? I'm sure Rocco must be disgusted and embarrassed. When her deal with the devil ran out it hit her hard.

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r143

Beyoncé has nothing to do with this thread. Fuck off, racist troll.

Are we sure the young man in OP's photo isn't just a home health care aid? Falling injures millions of elderly people each year.

Thread of the year. I love a Madonna pile-on. x

[quote]Madonna is a teenager at heart

And in terms of mental and emotional maturity.

Madonna is and has always been a pedophile. I wasn’t surprised when she posted about her son’s dick. She even posed as a nude little girl in pigtails.

In her sex book she talks about sex with the young and fucking a boy who had no pubic hair and was a baby. She’s a sick fuck.

Sex with the young can be fun...

Little girl writing about her 4 year old gash and the honey that pour out of it.

I’m not a fan, but she’s not fucking Harvey Weinstein. Let’s table the Pizzagate bullshit

Madonna was Harvey’s BFF and threw the parties where he found women to rape. Madonna laughed at her own makeup artist being raped.

Part of the reason she fell out with Gwyneth was over Harvey.

R141 nope with Warren she got to be a notch on a very long belt of the most glamorous women to have graced the silver screen. That’s what did for her. Typical Leo behavior. You see it with Jlo from dating Ben Affleck to Arod who she apparently went up to herself and asked out.

If she were just a "regular" person we would all be cheering her on because we'd know that was just some granny still enjoying good dick. The fact that its pretty much a given Madonna is doing this for publicity is the turn off. Hes not ugly,and like others have said,hes probably toting some big meat. Hers earning every penny he gets off her,believe that.

I don't care about his age, but she shouldn't have him hanging on her in public.

Shut up, JABBA.

Wonder what the deal is with Lourdes' boyfriend. Those two guys probably think they're backing up the proverbial Brinks truck.

R143 shut up and GTFOH.

Wow.

I used to love Madge. I see her now, and I believe she’s got a bad problem with pills and/or booze.

The Kaballah shit really fucked her up. I believe it allowed her to latch on to a persona that helped her hide what has ultimately transformed her into a devolved artist, who is self medicating because she is struggling with some very real and serious mental illness issues. Unfortunately, extreme narcissism is probably also present.

I dunno. But I see a very sick woman, and I also get a sense that she’s not a very decent human being. Sorta the type who will relentlessly seek revenge, and that sort of thing.

Sorry to see this has happened, but mental illness gives no fucks about your name being Madonna.

R148 Remember that awful telefilm, "Madonna: Innocence Lost." ? There's a scene that takes place where Camille Barbone catches Madonna (Terumi Matthews) making out with a 16 year old boy backstage and admonishes her for it.

From R149:

[quote]I think he was a virgin ... But he gave me crabs.

That’s the face I make when I’m straining for a log to drop into the crapper.

Madge looks worse than Courtney Love by miles, which I am shocked to say. She really should go into hiding.

Why can’t she have her hair done properly, get a spray tan and wear a LARGE sun hat?

She looks awful. Alcohol bloat, plus her eyes are puffy and almost reduced to slits. What the hell.

Lourdes looks great. I don't think the rent-a-boy is bad lookin'.

How would DL make her over, if given the chance?

I’m cutting the hair into some sort of short shag, and darkening it to a honey blonde. Thing is, she’s going to look closer to her age and she won’t like that.

What’s the deal with the boytoy’s teensy lil mustache? He looks like a 12 year old desperately trying to grow facial hair.

R167, she needs darker hair, it’s her natural color. All that money and no stylist? Ugh

She doesn't look that good in full makeup. When she's without all her war paint she's just hideous. That guy must have a very strong stomach to be able to get naked with that thing.

You’re mistaken OP. She’s not dating him, she’s adopting him.

^And she’s still fat

She’s totally gray. She keeps the blonde because of that. Her whole family is gray. Remember when she was doing those fake dark roots? lmao

Is that our new papa?

My mother is 6 years younger, and looks WORLDS better. Men still check my mother out in stores, etc (I know, gross), but true. This person looks horrid.

I'm embarrassed for her. She would have more respect if she aged gracefully and owned it. Parading around with a 25 yr old dancer or whatever? She turned into such a joke.

She looks like a short version of Christopher Ciccone with the surgery. There’s been speculations that she was sick..what’s going on? R167 if I could make her over I’d probably do a short do as well but I think she’s may be to fat to pull that off now..she may end up looking like Hillary Clinton haha. I think she’s tried every hairstyle. Perhaps long straight brunette or platinum blonde like Naomi/Kim K or Khloe respectively? But she doesn’t look like the type to rock long extension and it could backfire and make her look like Paris Hilton or Britney back in the day all ratty and shit. She should also try some buns like an updo bun.

Meanwhile...

Ew, that huge mole on her face is nasty. Is that a hair coming out of it?

[quote]She should also try some buns

Her hairy daughter appears to be a whore like her.

I liked her here on what I think was her last red carpet appearance with Guy Ritchie just before the divorce. She looked like she’d had a facelift possibly here? Her face was lean. She ain’t been right since then.

R179, nice try darling.

You have to remember R178, black don't crack.

Vanity Fair Part 2006

Vanity Fair 2007

2011

Superbowl 2012

An utter mess

If I recall there were some-post procedure periods between such triumphant face givings, where it seemed touch and go. But everything kept settling in, particularly Superbowl face, which was a surprising success. Post 2012, irreparable slide. The mouth seems permanently destroyed.

I think she’s tremendous!

LOL you bitches still have it.

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Love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love

It must be serious.

I understand that he completed a CPR certification course, and Madonna replaced the handcuffs in her bedroom with cardiac arrest paddles.

Aww it’s so sad to see that 2006 vanity fair party pic just around the confessions record. She still looked like herself. Can’t she find some middle aged rich nice interesting dude who will challenge her but also make her feel special. Maybe dL should play matchmaker for her. For her and Jen Aniston.

R193 is that the sister that was on Oprah and was trying to be a singer?

SAD FINAL DAYS

She’s looked like shit ever since 2001.

He also goes by the name SkitzO. Run Madonna Run!

On second thought, just walk fast. Can’t risk breaking a hip at your age.

I really think it’s alcohol or pills. Sad.

No wonder hes sucking on that blunt so hard. He probably has to stay high to keep from throwing up . I bet when shes naked its a real horror show.

let her live it up in any way she wants, she is old nd can do wht the fuk she want::booze, pills, surgery, chicken fukin…..live it up girl, while u can.

The caliber of boy toys she could pull has dropped. She used to get decent looking guys, even the one (Brahim) from a few years ago, this one is gross.

This guy was super hot.

When you need the Kardashians more than they need you, it's time to call it a career and retire.

Watta thread!

I thought it was Jaden Smith at first glance, R9 . Madonna’s next boyfriend will be Maddox Jolie-Pitt. Angelina will retaliate by dating Rocco Ritchie. Their double dates will be master classes in passive-aggressiveness, particularly after Angelina decides that merely dating a 19-year-old white guy isn’t edgy enough and dumps Rocco for David Banda.

#feetoo

I liked her with her short-hair, ambiguous look in 2017.

Did she fuck the identical twin, too? Those guys were hot.

They’re gay.

Who is Lourdes fucking, he looks hotter than Madonna's rentboy

I think some of you are just in shock because you are realizing that Madonna were never that good looking even in her younger days.

She's turning into a sad cliché. That archetype of the fading beauty trying to recapture her youth with a younger lover.

Shocking that someone whose favorite subject is herself has so little self-awareness of what's happening to her.

Does she make him eat her dusty and dry wrinkled pussy? Does he get a bonus for that?

R204 tons of young hot guys would throw themselves at her otherwise she would have settled for an oldie by now. They would for the fame, money and the fact that she seems to still be cool sometimes. And she’s not as horrible looking as people here want to make it seem.

kill urself no dont lol jk miss thang

I feel like it all went downhill after her amazing Super Bowl performance. It's like she became a different person after that.

Yeah, that was the last time she was a true superstar r218. I liked the Rebel Heart tour but the SB was the last time she was able to connect with the general public on a grand scale.

Buck would never date an ancient has-been for money.

Her Super Bowl Half Time Show was awful. WTF are you smoking??! She mimed the entire thing, fell off the bleacher and had ten million third rate guest stars.

The Super Bowl halftime show has ended a lot of careers. It feels like it's cursed. Madonna, Janet Jackson, Katy Perry, Adam Levine, Justin Timberlake have all seen declines in the careers since performing there. I guess JLo is next.

True that, #221. M.I.A. and Minaj seemed to fade, and LMFAO I think broke-up. The Madonna Curse!

Madonna ended herself this time.

This is honestly gross. I'm not one to think "women should act their age" and all that sexist crap but this is gross. Having said that- I don't buy it for one minute.

I don't think it's fair to judge her (yes, I know where I am) based on these photos where she obviously has put zero effort into how she looks. Give her a chance to fix her self up a little. It's odd that I'm defending her because I personally don't like her, never really have.

There was about two minutes there, when she first got into Kabbalah, there was an interview where it seemed like she might actually be growing up and evolving a bit -- but it didn't last long before her nasty self returned. I think she must be an awful person and I can't imagine having to deal with her. But she's allowed to look like a dowdy housewife in her downtime.

R226 - I really don’t think Madonna, the “superstar” IS “allowed to look like a dowdy housewife in her downtime.” She has to keep an image up. You don’t see Cher prancing around on a balcony with no makeup acting like Britney and K-Fed from 2002. Madonna is straight up trash. Like my momma said, when someone shows you who they are, believe them.

Is she farting? It’s that look!

When was she keeping that hot young Brazilian guy or wherever he was from? She flaunted his butt in a photo shoot somewhere. That must have been ten years ago, and she was already covering her gnarly, liver-spotted hands with Desmondesque lace gloves.

r204

There’s nothing "gross" about him. You're just a picky, bitter, racist queen.

Can’t wait to see her commit suicide

R227, was your momma Maya Angelou?

Jesus that is harsh R230. What has she done to you?

Madame X is flatulent

The REAL Queen of Pop is aging like a fine wine.

Go away Java, this is not about you.

Jabba

R222 please let Jlo be next! Oh wait, she doesn’t have a music career just a Pr machine, my bad.

That boy she’s fucking is rather hideous and looks much younger than he is. Gross old woman. Dirty old hag.

R227 she also sold us on a glamorous image from the late 80s to the early 90s and was find of saying that she likes to be glamorous so now when she presents her trashy side, we do not accept it!

^^ Can’t she just be permanently glamorous in public like she used to be? I mean Joan Collins and Patti Labelle do it. We don’t want to see her real or trashy side.

It all started with a misunderstanding...

I wonder if Madge still waxes her hairy asshole.

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🤮🤮🤮

That thug she’s fucking looks dirty, uneducated, and smelly. I wonder how rarely that pubic hair on his head actually gets washed. 🤮

She's absolutely wearing nappies.

She's not fat--she's just plumped up her face ridiculously with fillers and looks grotesque.

He must have a great body, because he has a shitty haircut and his face does nothing for me.

She’s a pedophile. Does he even have pubic hair yet?

She seems seriously lacking in the vigour she once had. I know she’s old but there’s been some rumors about her being ill. What’s the deal?

R248 are you illiterate and academically uneducated ? It says he 25.

[quote] [R248] are you illiterate and academically uneducated ? It says he 25.

LOL!

R250 - I once dated a 25 year old with little to no hair “down there.”

I once took home a boy who swore he was 19,then he dropped his trousers and had like 4 pubes ! I was like "Oh hell no "! This long before people shaved or trimmed. I bet he was around 14 ,but I never found out as I asked him to leave.

R56 Who are those randomness sitting on the dirty chairs? They look like 1000 year old red Indian dwarves.

11:15 Curtain will do that to you.

Her face looks like she's on prednisone.

A few wrinkles are so much more attractive than blown-up filler fatface.

And he is shockingly Villi Falau.

We already know Madonna likes fucking children.

And she is fat. Look at that gut.

What song is that posted above..I like it. Yeah she does look like she is on prednisone

The song she stole r259. Her lip syncing is worse than Britney’s.

Her ass hold more plastic than Rafael Alencar's.

How is the Korean teen girl at R235, with the orange curly wig?

The song at R254 is "I Don't Search I Find," one of the best songs on the phenomenal MADAME X!

I have to say as much as dL loves to hate Madge (all the while loving her) I really did like the madame x album! I don’t search I find.

Do you guys think Madame x was an update version of Mistress Dita

I know he’s black and we aren’t allowed to criticize but that’s one FUGLY young man.

[quote]Yeah, that was the last time she was a true superstar

Madame X is a disaster r263

Her face is so inflated her ears are sticking out.

R167, Madonna’s new look should be the Mrs. Roper style. Gaudy caftans, tons of tacky plastic jewelry, Harpo Marx hairdo.

It’s jarring to see her so puffy and flabby. She was always jogging and working out in her prime. Pushing her body so hard must caught up to her.

She’s a mess.

This is my fave picture of Madonna. Despite the unflattering hair color/style and weird dress, there is a kindness in her eyes and her smile looks genuine. She looks pretty.

Eww she's so scary now, I wonder if she misses the 80s and thinks about them often.

[R274] wow, that’s the only picture of her that I’ve seen where she looks like there’s some warmth to her. She looks like a nice Italian girl from the neighborhood.

In some of the photos, she looks like supporting characters in AMERICAN HORROR STORY. How does she evolve in to who she has become?

She moves so slowly and stiffly. Age? Butt plugs?

Does he change her Depends after she pisses and shits in them?

OP, you're not Dorothy Kilgallen or even worthy to pretend to be

So stop reporting showbiz gossip.

R214 That's narcissists for you

R274 that’s a really weird picture of her.

She nasty.

He is ugly but I guess she can't be picky

She's still a rebel.

omg this is my new fave thread. nasty dirty hilarious shit on here....lol @ 279..!

Now we know what happened to Baby Jane

R274 looks like total cocaine. She's high there, not "warm."

Madonna is career killer! She kissed Britney and ended her, kissed Xtina same thing, worked with Missy Elliot finished, Justin Timberlake and Timberland done, Lady Gaga on SNL over, Niki Minaj and MIA...and then she kissed Drake and he was recently booed at Tyler the creator’s concert. Notice how Beyoncé and Rihanna have steered clear of any kind of collaboration!

R280 - hi Rosie!!! I knew you still posted here. It’s sweet that you’re defending your fucktard friend Madonna. Now go back to smoking marijuana in your craft room and yelling at the help.

I checked his instagram and he's very cute. The only people who don't like him are obsessed with the model, white pornstars type. But that isn't reality, you have issues.

He’s nothing but a lowlife thug.

r292

Racist. The t word should be banned for white people because it's just code for the n word

R293 - I believe the word “thug” can be applied to whites and Mexicans also. How dare you say it’s a word that equals the n word. That says more about you than anyone else.

r294

There is nothing about this boy that makes him a "thug" in the literal definition and you know it. White people are rarely called thugs even when they're criminals.

Fuck off racist shitbag

r285 nearly every Italian or Irish or Hispanic gangster, criminal, drug dealer was or is called a thug

r296

So why would this boy be considered a thug? You have nothing other than his skin color and black hair attributing him to that, racist asshole.

Nobody calls cocaine dealing Andy Cohen a thug.

Nobody calls the white man giving black boys drugs while using them as sex toys, and causing them to OD a thug. In fact, racists like you were calling the black boys useless thugs who deserved to die.

Fuck you racist bitch.

R297 = thug

r298

As a biracial gay man, I have to look out for racist white gays like you who think we men of color are nothing but useless thugs good for nothing but our big dicks. You are toxic and a danger to our livelihoods.

You do that r299. Continue walking around with that chip on your shoulder.

R299 - actually I don’t mind biracial people. At least you’re half white.

Can we at least agree he’s fugly and she’s done waaaaaay better in the past than krusty the klown with blackface???

R302 - “Blackface Krusty the Clown” should be this thug’s rap name.

Gurls,your both wrong . Its Blackface Sideshow Bob ,not Krusty the clown !

Watch this: Madame X is an angel!

She's STILL doing that prayer circle shit? Bitch, please!

Well she doesn't look fat. I guess its the read view with the inflated ass that warps the impression sometimes.

Maybe she has finally found true love with that back up dancer!

Maybe they're soulmates.

R18, in the photo you posted she has a striking resemblance to Charles Busch's impersonation of Bette Davis.

R305 ok I’ve been saying that her face isn’t that bad but fuck in that video she looks so different. She’s really fucked up her face. She would have looked better with wrinkles. She’s starting to look like Jane Fonda. Fillers don’t work we need to find a new solution.

She also has a speech impediment because of the destroyed, caterpillar lips.

[quote]I think some of you are just in shock because you are realizing that Madonna were never that good looking even in her younger days.

She'd no style

She'd no grace

Madonna never gave good face

[quote]she has a striking resemblance to Charles Busch's impersonation of Bette Davis.

Charles PIERCE did Bette Davis drag, Charles Busch does NOT!

LOL. I'm glad you knew who I meant. Thanks for the clarification.

R299 is correct. Fuck off r300

R307 Nope. It’s her face

word is she may cancel the tour due to such bad reviews and poor ticket sales.

I do hope he aint got her strung out on crak….

Omg she looks scary!

Bedtime Stories

She looks like she got more shit done to her face. And it seems like she did it while on tour, which is unusual. Or her face is on a timed schedule for new injections.

She just looks so awful.

r297 I never called this guy a thug, dumbass

The tour doesn't have ban reviews except for the lateness. She seems to be self sabotaging.

R322, go read the Philly magazine review. lol

She is still wearing those granny stockings to suck in her gut and flabby thighs.

Isn't she HIV positive allegedly? Hence the muscle wasting, turning to flab, then turning to plastic surgery? Her ass is ridiculous looking! Facial lipodystrophy before implants for sure!

Madonna looks like what she is; an older Italian-American woman. At 61 she's not far off from being a pensioner, and should embrace that stage of life. This rather than struggling to look 30 much less keep up with young women half her age.

If Ahlamalik Williams is the best Madonna can do she really is slipping.

She’s got STDs which is why she had cesareans.

OK Grampas. Madonna the whore has facial wasting and dystrophy from AIDS and non stop STDS in her whore cooze.

Sheesh, you're quite pathetic.

R326 Sophia Loren was the same age that Madonna is now in 1995.

Loren had better and stronger and more attractive facial structure (not to mention that body) than Madonna. And she likely had old fashioned scalpel procedures which we have come to appreciate as much better than today's slime filled faces.

R329

On her worst day a 1995 Sophia Loren could run circles around today's Madonna.

Italians generally look a million times better than Madonna due to oily skin. Madonna just starved herself and started hacking away and couldn’t stop herself to the point where she looked like MJ and Joan Rivers. She’s such a control freak, she demanded what she sees as perfection when it comes to her face and body. She wants to control them like she controls everything. Now both have imploded.

Sophia Loren embraced her age. Didn't look like a 33-year-old woman and knew it, but was still cute and vivacious on camera and that helped her a lot.

A back up dancer? mean, that's nasty. She don't love herself.

Madonna is so pasty. She has the coloring of a grub’s underbelly. She’s so afraid of the sun giving her wrinkles that she took it too far and has vampire complexion.

When speaking of Madonna's genes and her looks, please remember that she's only Italian on her father's side. On her mother's side she's pure French Canadian—related, in fact, to the extensive Québecoise family that includes DL fave Céline Dion.

It’s so sad that she’s done this to her face. How will things end for this woman? She can barely keep up on stage now. In 9 years she’ll be 70. And yet she thinks she’s Cardi B or something dating a 26 year old dude with cornrows. Oh Madge. Does she’s really have aids?

R337 No, but she has herpes and probably pussy warts and other things.

[quote]She’s still fat.

He's a brotha though and lots of straight black guys like a little junk in the trunk.

Or a lot.

Her butt implants still look ridiculous.

Does anyone believe that she’s actually fucking this guy and having a sexual/romantic, or even a quid-pro-quo relationship with him? Because we can talk shit about Madonna all day long, but here’s what I know, as do some others commenting on this thread: Madonna Ciccone may be the consummate opportunist, however, the woman is NOT an imbecile. She’s smart, and I’d wager she’s smarter than most, as well as smarter than many give her credit for.

Madonna either has some serious personality disorder “issues”, and/or some health issues, but in my experience, smart women, ESPECIALLY smart women with LOTS of money, who made that money through their own sweat equity, and sound decisions, do NOT fuck 26 year olds when they’re middle aged, or eligible for AARP memberships. Why would they, especially when they understand how messy a situation like that has the very real potential to expose her to risk: AKA as her $$$?

This crazy ass bitch isn’t stupid. And I highly doubt she’s fucking this kid. He’s a paid employee, whom she probably get on with well, and helps her do shit like stretch and exercise in the morning. She does look like she’s on prescription steroids, such as Prednisone, which isn’t unusual at her age. She’s just too full of shit, to let down her bravado of being perceived as some hip, avant-garde provocateur, ergo; the cougar storyline.

Have no idea why she remains so invested in public perception of her public image to a younger demographic. Her body of work is, and will remain, iconic “pop” music, in the same vein as Michael Jackson’s discography does, for multiple generations to come. She needn’t do much to advance that fact, at this point in her career or life. And just like Mick Jagger, someone in her same position, or other iconic rockstars or pop stars in this very select group who have strong “legacy” discographies, chasing 20-something tail looks ridiculous & chiché ridden.

Have some fucking dignity, Madge. You said it best, “Respect yourself” !

I think she is really with him. Definitely fucking him. Why? He's pretty much the type she wrote about being into. Young, brown, skinny, high sex drive....

Yeah I think she’s with him sorry r341.

Madonna is a dope. Have you seen her letters with all the misspellings and frantically errors? She got married without a pre-nup and is caught up in an anti-gay cult. She’s an idiot.

Then she’s in the throes of Dementia, and/or alcoholism, because this ain’t old school Madonna.

Thug is a stupid word anyway. Stupid sounding, stupid looking, stupid people say it....and I am always expecting a “golly gee” with it

r336 I was about to post a nearly identical comment. Madonna looks very much like her mom (according to her family she is the spitting image looks wise) and she was of French-Canadian descent, not Italian.

Let's swap boy toys to freshen things up!

Connie Francis is 81 and she looks better than Madonna.

It pains me to see the once great Madonna lowering herself to lay with this dirty thug. She needs to kill herself now.

r350

FF the racist, deranged trolls.

This woman hasnt a clue as to how to have a healthy relationship with anyone other than a penniless minon who will worship at her feet. She can adopt all the little ophans in the world and it wont change the fact that she is going to be a lonely, empty, unloved old lady who pays young men to sleep with her.. Actually she already is that.

Madonna's music in advanced age is so far more creative than anything Mick Jagger did in his 60s. Sure most of Madonna's music sucks now but she keeps giving it the college try. You can hear that on her discs, however bad they may be.

r353 is on crack. Sad.

She definitely has a type (for her boy toys anyway)— young, light brown and skinny.

R355

Exactly!

Her daughter's father fits (or fitted) that category.

Carlos Leon is and always has been ugly as fuck.

That’s why the daughter is so ugly. Two hairy dogs as parents.

madge has alwys like tuff ethnics, we saw her cruise lower east side many nites picking up young brown boys, she loves big brown cock, she rich as Rockefeller so she can do the fuk what she want

can u?

R349 Oh Dear, somebody definitely left the cake out in the rain! Poor Connie! Perhaps her face can be reworked and restored like the melting wax it resembles. I don't know if the same can be said for Madge.

She's definitely fucking that guy. She takes hormone shots (probably the same kind as Suzanne Somers which are bioidenticals, they are closer in composition to natural hormones, yet they can cause cancer) to keep that cesspit she calls a pussy functioning.

[quote] she rich as Rockefeller

Uh, no, not even close.

Did she ever try to fuck Rocco? I always wondered if she put the moves on him and that's why he hates her. She probably bedded all his mates.

R362 you’re sick. You probably would do that yourself!

She talks about her son’s cock a lot.

She just announced to her theater audience that she’s never had a small penis.

I don’t blame the young man for pretending to like the hag. He has brought much honor to his tribe for dating this famous blonde American woman. He will be able to bring water to their village as well as antibiotics and nutritious food, paid for by Madonna. He is a hero and legend to them now.

This guy looks like he is from the NYCHA projects of Harlem......not someone you can bring to the Regency for breakfast

Word for word with r341.

The Super Bowl 2012 Halftime Concert should have brought the curtain down, and even then, that was stretching it.

And it bears repeating that when you reach the age when you insist on performing long past the time you should be, an obvious marker of that is when you need the likes of the Kardashians more than they need you.

Damn, Madonna, gather what shreds of dignity you have and retire.

[quote]Madonna Dating 26 Year Old Dancer

Are they dating or are they just schtupping? Where the hell is he taking her for dinner to get the senior discount?

Madonna doesn't seem like someone who goes on dates, that's for sure. Also she hosts a few parties but I don't know if she is invited to many.

She’s made up her mind, she’s keeping her sugar baby.

Maybe Madonna is harboring the 14 year old the police are looking for who probably killed the Barnard student? I wouldn't put it past her. yuck gurl

[quote]Where the hell is he taking her for dinner to get the senior discount?

She seems like a Denny’s type of gal.

She's mouton dressed as agneau

Yet one more irritating thing about Madonna is that if anyone offers criticism of anything she does she replies that it is SEXIST and that a man would never be criticized in the same way.

Oh my goodness !!! A colored boy !!!!

R374 The nerve!

Her boyfriend is straight from the "Boondocks" comic strip.

In some ways Madonna reminds me of a and Patsy from Ab Fab; an older women with some success struggling to remain relevant by clinging to delusion she's still in 30's or even 20's.

Considering from where she started Madonna can claim a very good run. No one would blame her if she stopped performing/recording or whatever and devoted rest of her life to other interests. But that would mean leaving stage clear for likes of Rihanna and other younger performers, something obviously Madonna has no intention of doing at this time.

Maybe there is a double standard, I don't know. Sting, Mick Jagger/Rolling Stones, Billy Joel and other male performers are same age or even older than Madonna and still relevant, selling out concerts etc....

She just canceled her Miami show at the last minute today. She’s a fucking mess.

She talks to the audience about constantly being cold while the AC is off and everyone is sweating and about how she takes ibuprofen. It’s like listening to an old crone at the senior center.

WTF is happening to her? She is an absolute mess. She looks like shit with the horrible plastic surgery and she moves like a mannequin with her frozen face and lips struggling to open her mouth to croak out out-of-tune notes. And she treats her fans like shit.

Karma is really getting her this tour.

This is why her opening her delusional mouth trashing the likes of Lady Gaga was so shocking. She looked beyond pathetic and really put her foot in it. Karma is a bitch. She really thinks she's the second coming and an artiste when she's never done anything original beyond stealing. She can't sing, can't dance, and write, and certainly can't act. She should thank her lucky stars for the money she's made. Cher was right about her all along.

This is why her opening her delusional mouth trashing the likes of Lady Gaga was so shocking. She looked beyond pathetic and really put her foot in it. Karma is a bitch. She really thinks she's the second coming and an artiste when she's never done anything original beyond stealing. She can't sing, can't dance, and write, and certainly can't act. She should thank her lucky stars for the money she's made. Cher was right about her all along.

Madonna must have sold her soul to the devil in exchange for fame and fortune.

I can’t stand Madonna, never have, But reviews have been divided on the Madame X tour - some say it's brilliant theatre, experimental, brave and like nothing she's done before. So her face is spoiled? You try being 61, that's reality with or without work. So she's fucking her 26 year old back up dancer? Good for her. Get over your ageism, you fuckers. I'm beginning almost to like Madonna.

r384 is like those trolls who start off their posts with "I am a diehard liberal but..." You know you are a Madonna stan, r384. You are not fooling anyone. Take your pathetic Madonna apologetics somewhere else, toots.

R385 Nope, can't stand her, never have. She has very little talent imo and zero appeal. But more appeal than you.

I don't enjoy Madonna falling apart in public. I believe she tried with this stage act, though she misfired before it with the conception of Madame X and said "album", extremely revealing of a limited intellect and too much control. Madonna is a "young soul" and makes many many mistakes, but decades ago when it clicked she was on fire.

R383 He doesn't want it anymore. She's getting a long overdue refund.

I wonder how her son feels about his mom fucking a guy who is barely older than him.

To be honest the first 8 years of her career were the best. Aside from Ray of Light, Music and Confessions she hasn't been at that peak since. Her career has gone downhill like a mudslide in South America.

It's so weird to watch her during the first 10 years and even shows like Reinvention and Confessions. She was so confident and agile. Now she seems so insecure and stiff. She seems like a completely different person (and not just because of the plastic surgery).