What type of accent is this?

Sounds east coast Jersey? Or close by.

Worcester, Massachusetts - it's on his badge.

Hopefully he's uncut though.

So hot

O wow. So groundbreaking and original. My world view is shaken.

He’s a corrections officer, here he is in training getting pepper sprayed to the face. I’m sure this counts as S&M for some. Wonder how many prisoners he fucks around with?

Is this Deacon from Sean Cody lol

His ass looks hot in those prison khakis

Pretty ballsy to proposition a corrections officer in uniform.

R4 it would be kinda normal if you could move your 200-lb ass out of your trailer and see more of the world which might be still shaking from your enormous weight. //S

My kind of dude

Smokin

I wish more openly gay guys were like him.

I’ll bet he enjoyed that iced coffee too.

Good catch with the "Worcester" R2.

R1, I figured it was Boston area because the way he says "right over there" sounded way closer to MA than NJ.

Wonder if the guy was Vito

So, judging from the fact that the security guy did have an ice coffee, I'm guessing the guy did suck his dick

Baltimore?

Good Cock Hunting

A foot? Yeah, right lol.

More!

He should have held out for a scone. Next time.

Boston area accent for sure

Ugh, is there anything as revolting on this planet as American accents are?! American guys tend to be cute as fuck (and this guy sure is) but their accents are an instant boner killer.

Hot manly accent

Worcester is also where Rosie's soon to be ex is a police officer.

He's cuter than his gf

I think she is also cute

Jersey Boy. I would offer a lot more than an iced coffee.

A cuppa coffee? Johns sure are becoming stingy these days. Or maybe there's an over-supply of InstaHos now, causing market-price deflation...

Damn, he's hot. Datalounge sure has good taste in men

Where is his gofundme page? I'll contribute...

Classic NY. Yes, sexy.

What’s his Chaturbate handle, my tokens are burning a hole in my pants?

He seems shocked. I can't believe this guy hasn't been hit on by a guy before.

I remember Howard Stern asking JFK, Jr. if gay guys ever hit on him in public and he responded "It happens".

R34 Um, are taking it literally? You do get that it’s a joke with a great visual punchline right?

He's such a guy.

The ones who said New Jersey are probably correct.

But is is not a part of New Jersey that borders on NY City or NY State.

If he is from Massachusetts, he moved there from some other location.

Also it is possible that he is from some place that is close to New Jersey but not near NY City or NY State, such as, as one person said Maryland, but I would add Eastern Pennsylvania (excluding parts that border NY State), or possibly Delaware.

But to sum it up, he's probably New Jersey.

He looks much better without the hair product.

Swag

According to his Facebook page, He's from Worcester, Mass.

He could smash my back doors in any day. x

The joke is that he has an iced coffee? Is he implying local criminals can blow him to get off?

R42 Oh, he has access all day to the local criminals and can do whatever he wants with them. But with the low price bribe of an ice coffee from Starbucks you can blow him. I wonder what I can get with a $25 gift card?

It’s a joke, dude 🙄

I love hot straight guys that are flattered and a little turned on by men flirting. I try ALL the time (I’m in healthcare) and the ones that obviously work out are flattered and sometimes I get a grin out of them.

The vids prove that his taste in music is pure unremitting shit.

I love and share his music taste

What do people expect? He's not gonna be into Liza, Barbra or gonna be listening to Turkey Lurkey. That's what the youth of today listens to

No, not all of them. Just those without education in music.

Worcester. Lovely place. Lovely people.

Obligatory

Also obligatory

Pray tell, what is TikTok?

He is extremely hot. Maybe once summer comes around, we'll get shirtless pics.

R49, you mean a very tiny percentage of elite people?

What is TikTok? How does it differ from YouTube or other video platforms? Why are TikTok videos so short?

Gosh, y’all are so slow to know about current stuff

Worcester is trashy (I’m from Mass.), the accent is consistent with that part of the state, definitely similar to NJ and NY accents.

r53 as best I can tell it’s a webserver that returns an HTTP status code in JSON. so those videos worked for everybody else except me?

We're not looking for the next Mozart. This is a 23 year- old straight man. Rock is out of fashion now in days. That type of music is what the youth of today listens

Hip hop has been the dominant music form globally since at least 1995, and it determines fashion, language, what’s cool. This shouldn’t be news to anyone

What kind of music do Siddity old fem dudes listen to? Asking for a friend

Nothing like NY or NJ. Def Mass.

It's funny how young dudes think they're never gonna be old dudes who probably won't relate to the music of 2060 or whatever.

How old will Madonna be in 2060? Shit, the old bitch will probably be touring still.

Worcester doesn't appear to have changed much in the forty-plus years since I went to school there. Downtown looks better and the WooSox are coming, but it's still a shithole.

There were plenty of hot men then, most of them straight, and there's still fuck-all to do - Best Buy on a snowy night: Jesus.

Which is what makes Dylan rare: most of 'em have the sense to leave. He's only 23. There's still time.

I have just emailed “Broke Straight Boys” producers about him. I really think porn is his higher calling. He certainly won’t find the cure for cancer or orbit the moon, but he’s got a few good years left to tantalize us with his ass and cock.

Dylan looks like a cross between Aaron Taylor Johnson and Tom Hardy. He seems sad somehow tho. Probably being in the army traumatized him.

He was repeatedly raped in the Army by his lieutenants. It’s obvious he’s covering it up. Most sexually abused people bring up sex very casually in conversations, this the video where he said someone offered to suck his dick.

Stop that

I'd love to climb all over him.

@ 1:01 Dylan could briefly be seen shirtless. I'm thinking he lives in his mom's basement.

Jackie has a nice butt

r59, these TikTok links are not working for me today, so you're not the only one. But DL links to TikTok have worked for me in the past, so maybe it's a temporary thing.

Looks like Harry connick jr., Sounds like marky Mark.

Pass

Humble brag

That's some serious gay face going on with this fella.

damn he's fucking hot. judging by his hands, i'm sure he has a big dick.

The accent is very “Good Will Hunting”. Those sculpted brows...hmmm

That guy is a classic Ray Donovan type. Good looking, sexy, white trash who will fuck you in half. He may even hit you from time to time, then cry about it afterwards. You date him a few times. Keep him on speed dial for some quick and meaningless fucking but that's all it can ever be. He is a body, a cock, and source of sperm. Anything else and you're fooling yourself.

I think he might be bi.

Oh my god. I fell in love with a straight guy JUST LIKE this guy. From the "north shore" of Mass. WAY UP on the north shore. I was insane. This guy ruled. He wanted me to worship his body. He loved me to only worship his arms, his chest...He kissed me ONLY on the cheek. He thought I was the coolest guy ever. He dug the body worship but totally loved pussy. He truly loved my humor, looks, personality- But truly wasn't gay. he loved how hot I thought he was- and thats it.

I think that is this guy's deal.

Oh. Bob.... 5 years, and I still think about you. His wife was funny as hell too. But a cunt at the same time. They were alright. I don't truly understand why they hung with me. I was like the perfect girlfriend/boyfirend for two straight people who weren't gay. Good drinking buddies. But I knew I was going down a dark road. And ended it.

Lifelong NJ resident here--definitely not a NJ accent!

R78, the snow was 12 inches deep. Get with the program.

Hot

"That type of music is what the youth of today listens"

And that is absolutely tragic.

I can guess what type of music you listen to ⬆️

[quote]Hip hop has been the dominant music form globally since at least 1995, and it determines fashion, language, what’s cool. This shouldn’t be news to anyone

Right but just like the Blues, Hard Rock, Disco, 80's Synth Pop, Grunge they hall have their time and then die out. Usually about 10 years. Hip Hop is long past it's expiration date. But then, straight guys are usually behind the curve with most trends so there is that.

You guys are terrible stocking a cute guy like this, carry on!

HOT guy... F Jackie in that video for cockblocking!

You think he actually has a twelve inch cock?

I think he meant that his piss went 12 inches down into the snow, I don’t think it was a direct reference to his cock

@ R92, from the snow Tik Tok clip

Creator • dylan_rainey1:People who don’t get it 🤡

why do straight guys like to lip sync to rappers/hip hop so much? Is that what his TikTok videos are about? Him lip syncing?

Actually, the design in the snow had 3 elements, which I think were supposed to represent two testicles and a cock. All from that old joke about the two guys pissing off of a bridge - one says "gee, this water's cold" - and the other shoots back...."and DEEP".

I don't get that joke. If you were standing on a bridge how would you know if the water was cold or deep. Is the joke supposed to be that their dicks are so unbelievably long that they reach the water even from the bridge?

That snow video is confusing because yes, the imprint in the snow looks like a dick and two balls, yet the sound effect is of somebody pissing from a height over the snow. Doesn't make sense. But I guess he's no Einstein.

And the award goes to you, r96. Of course it's ridiculous, that's why it's funny.

Because hip hop is easy to understand R94. Dylan sure knows how to move his hips tho.

Yes, nice hip action. God this guy is charmingly cute.

"You guys are terrible stocking a cute guy like this, carry on!"

Oh, dear!

You can tell people here don’t hang with regular guys much. It’s like you’re a different species.

Is he imitating movements from the song's video? Or making them up?

I'm falling more in love with him with every little tick-tock.

He just seems so natural and appealing

Making them up as they go along R103

Dylan cleans up well.

These east coast accents aren't sexy at all, quite revolting actually

I just watched the first video again, that's very sly with him having the ice coffee in his hand when he points to the spot

WHAT. A. DOUCHEBAG.

I still don't get why a video of somebody lip syncing to a song would be viewed by thousands and "liked". Bizarre.

You can't R110?

His accent drives me wild. I love bluecollar, masculine buff bros, and this dude is a great specimen of that ideal

Definitely Good Will Hunting type accent. Sexy accent for a sexy man.

Dang Matt Damon was hot!

That accent is so popular and attractive because it connotes redblooded all-American masculinity so well.

Will TikTok allow cock?

Nope

TikTok blocks cock?

What a crock!

He's got very large hands, LARGE hands and handcuff too. I never see guys like this in person.

Really? They are all over my area

Yep, the hands are a sure indicator that he is HUNG.

More!

Yesterday, Dylan had a Tik Tok with him smiling along with his gf and they were testing smiling points. He effortlessly earned 100 and she struggled to get passed 80. Needless to say he pulled it after around an hour.

"they were testing smiling points."

What in the world does that mean?

R124, Is that like an applause meter?

I dont know about the girlfriend, but his smile is just so honest you can feel he is really happy or having a good time when he dose it. That is very sexy. Too many people especially woman and gay men put on a fake Hollywood smile where their face is frozen about their nose the eyes are wide open. It's like over tweesed eyebrows, you think you look good but everyone else thinks you look like a weird freak.

Smiling points?

R127 Yeah, I want to hear about cumming points.

I want to hear about his cum gutters

Dylan will add you to his Instagram, if requested. He wants 2k followers and he's at 1,700. I requested and it took him a few days but he did add me.

He wants 2,000 followers but he is selective? Mm-K.

Dose it look like he has any gay followers in IG?

Bumpn

What’s cutie pie up to this week? I hope maybe he did Santa Con and there’s some sexy, scantly clad, slutty Santa TikToks coming out soon.

Officer Wise

[quote]Pretty ballsy to proposition a corrections officer in uniform.

You'd be surprise at how ballsy the propositions are - esp., from women. Take an ugly guy and put him in uniform and he becomes Brad Pitt in his prime.

[quote]He wants 2,000 followers but he is selective? Mm-K.

Because being in law enforcement didn't already solidify him as a douche.

Standard American English. He has no accent. I have no clue where he is from and I would not pay to suck his dick.

I need a dude like this

I cannot tell, is that him on both sides at r134?

Neither one of them side by sides is Dylan. Some dork just randomly posted someone similar to Dylan..

Bumpn

Fast car

Dylan's doing that fast shit on an F150 pickup? Reckless.

[quote]What type of accent is this?

One I don't want to hear. Just fuck him and make him leave.

His hands are magnificent!

R144, you jealous most people think he’s hellahot and don’t think you are

R14, same. That, and the Dunkin coffee.

So cute this guy.

^^ Wash his windows? Man, this guy is tough

Doesn’t he understand how many people want to be on his ass?

So much thirst

I don't think Dylan knows what ransom means. Airhead.

He's charming and handsome. I see he's a bit inhibited and needs to take some dance classes or his girlfriend can destroy his butt with a strap on or something to warm up his Kundalini.

He looks like Colton Haynes and Frank Sinatra had a baby.

God those fish he hangs with really are really annoying. Cock blocking and talking about their snatches and fake Gucci belts. Future gold diggers in the making, they will dump him as soon as some old man with cash shows them a glimmer of interest.

Wow! Man, he's hot.

Dylan is gonna get blown up in Trump's Iran war.

Shirtless in the new video

Goddam

And hairless too!

Damn, he is a hetro tease. At least he wasn't cock blocked this time.

I love how he wave around that iced coffee in the first video. He's amazed that the guy propositioned him -But it looks like he took him up on the offer!

His tiny pink nipples are adorable. I bet he has a pink hole as well.

That's his joke R161. That's why it's funny. You are way to slow for someone like that even when he is making a joke.

Way to slow? I didn't know slow was a place I could go to... Did you mean "way too slow" by any chance, Bitch?

If you use voice to text, it never seems to know the difference between to, too and two

Hot cop

Is this him?

I think so

Of course it is.

[quote] Standard American English. He has no accent. I have no clue where he is from and I would not pay to suck his dick.

He's from Worcester, Massachusetts. West of Boston, by about an hour. He has the Worcester accent. Not quite the same as Boston but not all that different either.